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by fzh
10-04-03
Heather, you'll stick up for me, right?
What?
These guys Keep saying I'm their bitch.
That's not right!
Because we all know that you're MY bitch!

 

by fzh
10-04-03
Later...
Okay, I've decided. Amos isn't ANYONE'S bitch.
Then what is he?
He's My sidekick!!! well, either that or I'm HIS sidekick.
In that case he's obviously your sidekick. He's shorter.
HEY!
I'm sorry Amos, it's just the way things are.

 

by fzh
10-04-03
God, that Snow White is so damn hot!
Yeah, but she's obsessed with that "prince charming" guy. I don't think any of us stand a chance.
Still, I'd give my soul to get her in bed.
Hey, who's that guy behind you?
Did you say something about selling your soul?

 

by fzh
10-05-03

 

by fzh
10-06-03
An overheard conversation...
That's a Backstreet Boys song, not an N*Sync song.
You know the difference?
It was 6th grade, I was stupid.
He He...weren't we all stupid in 6th grade? At least I wasn't dumb enough to like Boy Bands!
Later that week....
That's a Clefairy, not a Jigglypuff.
You know the difference?

 

by fzh
10-09-03
So, Forest, how are things going with you and....
We interupt this comic to bring you braking news.
Dick Richardson reporting from hell.
So, what do you have to say?
I still have not recieved the soul of Andre Mak, if he could get it too me, that would be great.

 

by fzh
10-09-03
Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard?
Alright
Why did the dwarf cross the road?
Hmmn...
Excuse me sir, but the Little People Society of America has requested you appear in court to defend yourself against allegations of telling jokes that discriminate against people of smaller stature.
Uh oh!

 

by fzh
10-09-03
Yesterday? Yesterday you said you were gonna call Sears!
I'll call today!
Go useless bug!
You wanna touch my nippleless body?
He he...powerpuff girls.

 

by fzh
10-10-03
So...What do you think of that "don't call" telemarter list thing...
What's a telemarketer?
Never mind, not a good topic....umm...
. . .
How about that blackout this summer?
What blackout? My candles were working fine.

 

by fzh
10-11-03
A stray cat! I will pet it.
One pat later..
Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish!
I wish for world peace.
shit! he didn't realize that was a pick-up line? I'm not powerful enough to grant any wishes, I could have sworn he would ask for a sexual favor!

 

by fzh
10-11-03
Wow! Goig for this midnight walk to the park was a great idea!
I know! We got to talk about all kinds of stuff with no one around to eavsedrop!
a few weeks later...
bah! I'm bored.
yeah, me too....hey, why don't we go down to that park! Me and Kyle had a great time when we did that!
One discussion about scary ass shit later...
Oh God! what if the aliens are gonna obduct us now?
Why did we do this? It's too dark! It's too scary!

 

by fzh
10-13-03
How the hell do people get away with selling plain painted canvases for thousands of dollars?

 

by fzh
10-15-03
Hey man, i got some quality stuff right here.
No thank you, I've already met my quota of zoom for now....All the colors!
You better buy some zoom or they'll be some serious pain.
Your threats are void, I'm not afraid of you... It's like I have X-Ray vision!
Later...
OH NO! Where's my beloved Kiwi?

 

by fzh
10-15-03
So mom, I'm puting on a pupet show at little Trevor's birthday party.
Oh, that will be nice.
Hewwo Twevoh, how awe you?
Help?
And then...
Hold it right there Trevor, I think we just made a break through.

 

by fzh
10-15-03
How the hell am I supposed to use the words "kiwi, quota, void, x-ray, and zoom" in a comic?

 

by fzh
10-15-03
I knwo you're there invisible stalker and I demand you leave my room immediately!
I feel sorry for the color red. It's associated with blood and communism and evil when it really isn't all that bad.
Woah....Look at that hand! It's so damn cool!

 

by fzh
10-17-03

 

by fzh
10-18-03
Here we are at Hyrule lake! Umm....now what?
HEY! Maybe we should go to HYRULE LAKE!
Umm...I'm here already, stop harassing me....OMIGOSH! it's a slime!
LOOK! It's a slime!

 

by fzh
10-18-03
I'm not quite sure how it happened, but I mesed up the last Comic, The middle panel was supposed to be...
Umm...I'm here already, stop harassing me....OMIGOSH! it's a slime!
That is all...
Se mi date i vostri pantaloni, bambino vivrete.
¡No! Usted no puede pararme de llover piñas abajo de los cielos, así parando sus esquemas del mal.

 

by fzh
10-18-03
Ogre: Rouge (specialized in jumping)
I've got impenitrable hide, and amazing weight to add to the damage of my jumps! YAY!!!!
He he, I'm Mikey!
The Notorious DJ IMPMASTA! Imp: Necromancer
I have High magic, but Low MP; High Hp, but negative defense; over 100% critical hit rate, but no attack power what-so-ever! YAY! I'm screwed!
And the only Quest Character with a theme song, Ancient: Tax Collector
Let me tell you just how it will be, there's one for you nineteen for me. Cuz I'm the taxman!

 

by fzh
10-19-03
Then there was the wood elf/wizard/hedge wizard
I'M CUTTING THE HEDGES!!!
How many times do I have to tell you that hedgewizards have nothing to do with hedge clipping?
Then ther was the quest odd couple....Me as Polly the male: dwarf: Pirate: Bucaneer, and Kyle as Ni the Female:Edruite:Necromancer(I thought she was a cleric but mikey..)
Hey baby, wanna go for a spin in my airship!
Pervert! (Forest, if your character doesn't stop hitting on my character I'm going to be seriously weired out)
And next time we play (if we ever revive it) I'm gonna bring back the taxman.
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street. If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat. If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat. If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

 

by fzh
10-19-03
Say Andre, why don't we be friends?
there's only on problem, Andre. This guy here's gonna kill me!
Unless you give me your soul.
Please Andre? I don't wanna die! Just give him your soul already!
Trust me, I WILL kill him.

 

by fzh
10-19-03
*click*
zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
Great. I've been wandering around in that hallway for five year, and when I finally find my way out MY FAMILY SOLD THE ~HOUSE~?

 

by fzh
10-19-03
*click*
zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
Oh I get it. You're really me, but you're a figment of my imagination, and if I shoot myself in the head, you'll dissapear!
I think you've had too much to drink...

 

by fzh
10-20-03
The Champion
My Ozziepants make me unbeatable!
The Challengers
. . .
Ayala strong! Ayala no lose!
The winner
Meow.

 

by fzh
10-21-03
You ever see that movie, Fiddler on the Roof? Where there's that Jewish family with the dad and the three daughters...
And the first daughter comes to him and wants to marry another guy than the one he aranged for her to marry.
"Oh!" He says "Well...I guess he's a good jew and she loves him so it's good" then The second daugther wants to marry a christian...
And he's like "Well....Christianity isn't THAT much different from Judaism...and she loves him, so I guess its OK" Then the third daughter wants to marry an athiest...
and he's like "She loves him...but...but...HE'S AN ATHIEST!!!" and he wigs out and disowns her.
....Yeah.

 

by fzh
10-21-03
Movie #1
Except for me it seems like I just gave birth to a baby girl, except she's like a really big girl who smokes and say "shit" a lot....let's fold scarfs!
Okay!
Movie #2
Deep down inside we're all cats, right?
No, deep down inside, I'm a dog.
Movie #3
HEY! This isn't sugar! What're you trying to pull here! HEY! I know what this is!

 

by fzh
10-22-03
Hee hee, I'm death!
Hey, Andre! You know why Death is here? Because he's gonna have some work in this house if you don't give me your soul soon!
Because Your brother, Amos, is gonna blow up if you don't!
Oh God Andre! Just give him your soul already! Save me!
Umm, I'm right here, I'm not locked in a room with a bomb!
Quiet you! You're breaking my creative concentration!

 

by fzh
10-25-03
*DING DONG*
Who is it?
Trick or Treat!
Oh I'll give you a treat little boy, come on in.

 

by fzh
10-25-03
If you hit "clone panel" in netscape....
*DING DONG*
It doesn't change the way the comic LOOKS,
Who is it?
Trick or Treat!
but it comes out with different pictures than the ones you wanted...
Oh I'll give you a treat little boy, come on in.

 

by fzh
10-25-03
Degrassi: if your life was a TV show, this would be it!
I'm a steryotypical geek!
I'm a steryotypical slutty popular girl!
THEY GOT GEAR THEY GOT STYLE THEY'RE WORTH YOUR WHILE! JUST LIKE YOU!!! AVATARS!!!
JT on Degrassi is HOTT!!! Maek Luv 2 me JT!
LOLz. I are teh cool cuz I sk8!
Find your independence!
I'm just trying to fit in!
Check out my backpack. It says alot about me, and how a big a consumer whore I am!

 

by fzh
10-27-03
Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis?
Hard to say...
What Critics are saying about Nemo McFishson's new play "Monkey House"
It was very degenerating to simians, McFishson made many a crude, imature joke about throwing feces.
The script was lame, the plot was dry, and the costumes were non-exsistant.

 

by fzh
10-27-03
1st period: Shakespear/Chauser
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall: Some run from brakes of ice, and answer none:And some condemned for a fault alone
and yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together now-a-days
2nd period: Ceramics/Sculpture
3rd period: business law
I fell and it's your fault, so I'm going to sue your ass.

 

by fzh
10-27-03
period 4: Japanese
Boku wa boshi o kabuite imasu.
Anata wa yubi o shite imasu.
Period 5: Physics
I tend to stay in motion in a straight line! wee!
Period 6: Algebra2/pre-calc H
Blah Blah Blah.
I know all this stuff.

 

by fzh
10-27-03
Period 7: World History
Grr...
Grr....

 

by fzh
10-29-03
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he he he

 

by fzh
10-30-03
Freshmen!
Sophmores!
Juniors!
Juniors!
Seniors!

 

by fzh
10-31-03
Freshmen!
Sophmores!
Juniors!
Seniors!

 

by fzh
10-31-03
Freshmen!
Sophmores!
Juniors!
Seniors!

 

by fzh
10-31-03
Freshmen!
Sophmores!
Juniors!
Seniors!

 

by fzh
10-31-03
Paly!
Paly!
Paly!
Paly!
Halloween, AND Paly!
Unspirited!

 

by fzh
10-31-03
We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, HOW 'BOUT YOU?
We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, HOW 'BOUT YOU?
We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, HOW 'BOUT YOU?
. . .
. . .
Ummm...What?

 

by fzh
11-02-03

 

by fzh
11-02-03
In Hawaii you can buy pineapples at McDonald's
I love Hawaiian Pizza with pineapples on it, pineapples are just so tasty
En Hawaii usted puede comprar piñas en McDonald
Amo la pizza hawaiana con las piñas en ella, piñas soy tan sabroso justo
In Hawaii you can buy fragmentation hand grenades in McDonald
Master pizza hawaiana with the fragmentation hand grenades in her, fragmentation hand grenades I am so flavorful just

 

by fzh
11-04-03
Hi! I'm Bill Gates! I thought I'd show you that I actually have a heart by volunteering at this orphanage.
Well now, how can I help you little girl.
Gimme your money. I need it more than you, you capitalistic, selfish prick.
Burn it.
Yessir.

 

by fzh
11-04-03
eh hem.
You will give Forest your money....YOU WILL GIVE FOREST YOR MONEY.

 

by fzh
11-05-03
I, Mikey, am tired of being evil. Maybe I should drink some coffee and become good.
*gulp gulp gulp*

 

by fzh
11-05-03
Not this brave at night, are you?
This is night Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this.
I mean when you're in bed!
What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed? What - am I supposed to be frightened of pillows or something?
I heard you last night. Talking in your sleep. Moaning....Who is Cedric, your boyfriend?
Cedric! Cedric! No! No! Cedric!

 

by fzh
11-06-03
¿Hola?

 

by fzh
11-06-03
ANATA NO OKASAN!
Umm....what?
Nothing, nothing.

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