All comics by happykomicz

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by happykomicz
10-12-09
Hey.
Yo yo! What up pimp?
Um, excuse me?
You heard me bitch! I asked you a question!
Larry, are you drunk?
Just a little

 

by happykomicz
10-12-09
I am the ghost of Thanksgiving past...
That's bull crap. You're freakin lying
Like how you lied on the last Thanksgiving...
Are you my stalker?
He's on to me.

 

by happykomicz
10-12-09
Man, your house kicks ass. I wish I could live here.
How do I get rid of this guy? He's so annoying and ugly looking.
!
Um, green hands are coming out of your window... Is that normal?

 

by happykomicz
10-12-09
Sir, today you're gonna need a prostate exam.
What chu talkin bout Willis?
A prostate exam is when--
I know what a damn prostate is! Just do it already
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS NOT SHOWN BECAUSE IT'S GROSS. THIS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

 

by happykomicz
10-12-09
Man, life is so boring! Nothing ever friggin happens!
Got any nachos?
Go ask the magic dwarfs.

 

by happykomicz
10-12-09
Dude, you better watch your back... The end of the world is coming!
Oh please that's frigging crazy!
Damn, he was right.

 

by happykomicz
10-12-09
What do you mean it isn't the apocalypse? Look around.
It isn't the apocalypse... I just bombed this town.
I thought you were a good guy! You at least seemed nice at first.
You're a moron.
That's what she said! Heh heh heh.
Oy!

 

by happykomicz
10-15-09
Larry, like my new bathing suit?
Oy!
He fainted!

 

by happykomicz
10-15-09
Recently Larry divorced his wife. So he's dating other people. Like that's gonna work...
It's not me. It's you....
Damn.
Then his second date...
Hey bitch
Are you a man dressed up as a woman?
Maybe. Why?
Because I love you

 

by happykomicz
10-15-09
Larry is trying to make new friends
Mmm... you look delicious.
I can't be friends with you... you're always trying to rob me.
Can't I have any friends that aren't hiliarious!?

 

by happykomicz
10-15-09
What are your like to do? What are your hobbies?
Cutting my self.
What are yor hobbies, sir? What do you like to do in your spare time?
Giving presents to kids.
If I'm your friend will you have rules? If so what are these rules?
Don't touch my skateboard or my man purse.

 

by happykomicz
10-15-09
Do you have a drinking problem?
Yup.
Will you be my bestest buddy till death do us part?
I do.
Hooray! Found a best friend!

 

by happykomicz
10-15-09
Family Guy is so dumb and random
I like cheese!
*Sniff* *Sniff* Leave Family Guy alone!

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
Hey, I'm Crabby from Stripcreator.com
Pun fo me my precious
Ookay then....

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
I am so going to take over the world! Mu ha ha ha!
Beep beep.
Not if I have anything to say about that!
Who are you?
I'm Larry Slater! Master Debater!
Oy!

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
Okay Okay! Quit hitting me! I'll tell you my master plan!
I was going to make everyone listen to Amy Winehouse!
Oh god! That's awful!

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
You're going to jail for along time.
I could've gotten away with too... if it were'nt for you meddling adults!
Tee hee hee! That's me!

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
Hi, I'm Not_Sycess from Stripcreator.com
Um, cool. I'm Larry Slater
Yeah, I hate your comics.
What? What did I ever do to you?
I dunno.
*Cry*

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
How can anybody listen to Rap music?
Are there cars in heaven?
How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Can't everybody just leave Britney alone?
Can you read me a story?

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
Larry, I was going reading your mail and--
You did what?
I was going through your mail and--
Oh sorry, I didn't hear you could you repeat that again? I got a bug in my ear.
*Sigh* I hate this guy.
I should have a bake sale.

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
Hi, I'm Cynthia. I'll be your nurse today.
Oh my god... can you always be my nurse?
Tee hee hee! You're so funny!
Yeah, I guess that was pretty funny!
What the hell is he talking about?
*Sigh* Marry me

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
Hola, estoy aquí para traer al infierno
¿Por qué yo? Charlie Sheen es peor
Apenas sea tranquila y vienen
Salir a gritar!
Bienvenidos al infierno
Esto no es tan malo

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
Bonjour, je mut vous envoyer en enfer
Pourquoi moi? Charlie Sheen est pire
Fermer la bouche
Quittez hurlant
Nous sommes ici.
La bible fait sonner plus mauvais. Mais, ce lieu est bon

 

by happykomicz
10-16-09
Hey, it's one of those things you see in Disney movies. They're so nice.
*Fart*

 

Sorry, we don't serve food here.
by happykomicz, 10-16-09

 

by happykomicz
10-17-09
*Grunt* *Grunt*
Hi, I'm Captain James T. Kirk from the Starship Enterprise.
Damn, he killed Kirk.

 

by happykomicz
10-17-09
Holy ship! It's a bacon monster from Uranus!
Wait, he's bacon and I am kind of hungry...
Wanna go grab somethin' to eat? My treat!

 

Do you know how fast your ship was going?
My ship wasn't speeding!
by happykomicz, 10-17-09

 

by happykomicz
10-17-09
Man, It's so cold out.
Should of worn a coat!
My nuts are frozen

 

by happykomicz
10-17-09
Larry, apparently your identity has been stolen
Really? Cool! Sounds like The Matrix.
Larry, this is serious. It's really bad.
Who would do such a thing?
*Giggle* I might've done something like that!
Are you even listening? Nobody even answered my question!

 

by happykomicz
10-17-09
Hi Larry! I'm Paul and I'll be your guardian angel.
You're a catholic angel?
Yeah, why?
'Cause I'm Jewish.
Wow, this akward... you're probably the wrong Larry Slater.
Yeah, maybe I'll call you sometime. We could just hang out.

 

by happykomicz
10-18-09
Larry, I won't take you back! We're divorced forever!
But, I love you and I missed you bossing me around.
Yeah, I kind of missed your crazy antics.
Uh huh. Baby, there's alot more where that came from.
I'll think about it. Don't get your hopes too high up though.
Woo hoo! I won't! Hell yeah!

 

by happykomicz
10-18-09
No thanks I already have a religion. I worship myself.
Are you sure?
Listen, I'm trying to watch Seinfield. I'm trying to enjoy my day off.
I just need an hour of your time.
Geez, Hell is getting even worse.
Why is Satan so mean?

 

by happykomicz
10-18-09
Welcome to Paris.
This is Paris? Like in France?
No, this Paris in Texas.
Oh man, Texas is a hell hole!

 

by happykomicz
10-18-09
Hey, you're that wussy I used to bully in second grade.
Oh man, I just peed myself!
GIVE ME YOR LUNCH MONEY PUNK!
Um, Swiper no swiping! Swiper--
Nobody can hear your screams

 

by happykomicz
10-19-09
You're the fella whose been lovin' up my wife.
You're mad?
Heck no. She's a pain the butt to love. I think y'all is brave.
Then why'd you have a knife?
I was going to slice a piece of cake fer ya.
Awesome! I love cake!

 

by happykomicz
10-19-09
I wonder what happens if I put my hand in his mouth!
Dumbass!
I know...

 

by happykomicz
10-19-09
Hey, cool cat!
Yo, why are dresed like that?
'Cause I'm a beatnik!
Daddy, what's a beatnik?
ONE BIG LONG SPEECH LATER...
And that's what a beatnik is
Damn Beatnik kid! Get off my lawn

 

by happykomicz
10-19-09
I love to play with my monkey. I do it so much I'm going to go blind.
Why must he say that in public...
And you say I'm embarrasing...

 

by happykomicz
10-20-09
Hi Larry.
Oh my god Joe! You look awful!
Larry, are you trying to be racist?
I'm going to call a friggin medic!
Hi sexy!
ô You spin me right round baby... ô

 

by happykomicz
10-20-09
Heh heh heh. Larry probably can't see me.
Whoa, where the hell is Dave?
Cool, he ain't here! Now I can do anything I want.
Damn it!!!
Who said that? Was that you Dave?

 

by happykomicz
10-20-09
Geez, kids these days.
Daddy, could you please take me to the library?
Aw man, I hate the library!
Fine. If you're not up for it I'll ask mom.
Little brat.

 

by happykomicz
10-21-09
QUIT TRYING TO HELP ME! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!
I see your angry... could I help you with that?
Wait, I know a way you could help... Clappy, could help me find a hit man?
Certainly.

 

by happykomicz
10-21-09
Larry, you have cancer...
Boy, this embarassing. I need a distraction.
But what?
How Bout....

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