All comics by krisitan

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
said in unison, or at least the last part
NO! I wont call Kristian, i asked first so just say what ur doing here
nevermind, i asked first so just say what ur doing here
again in unison
I WAS here to get you the moon and the stars because i love you so much
I WAS here to get you the moon and the stars because i love you so much
The end, Thank goodness
But now, nevermind im so mad at you i never want to see you again....BIA BIA!
But now, nevermind im so mad at you i never want to see you again....Jerk

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
The past several comics you've seen woulda realistically portraied the cris and patti situation, if they were "lovers" This is by no way the end of the Patti and Cris story,
as one day in the future i will have a huntch to wright about them again, and when that comes, the previous plot will be abandoned and a new will spring out from my mind
These 2 are so fun to make fun of only because they hate eachother so much Now, on to what i really wanted to say
The first comic started out as a mushy-gooshy comic about what i felt like a couple of nights ago, and still pretty much feel like, with one exception
I wouldn't love a guy b/c he got me something nice.... but you get the jist of it. This has completely avoided a trainreck of a comic that i woulda had to delet like the i love serries, I hate when i
get all girly and mushy, but just for the record that is what i was doing.... I wanna say also, that I have the best-est boyfriend in the world, and i'm getting all gushy right now just for him :)

 

by krisitan
12-01-03
Wow, that last patti and cris comic was really long and boring
Yeah, i agree
What??? you wern't suposed to agree with that
i was just being honest
well at least he was being honest....but i mean c~mon
I dont get it!

 

by krisitan
12-06-03
I dunno whats up lately
The thing that fasinates me more than anything is humans
I love hearing about dreams, and thoughts
it fascenates me to know what people are thinking
Maybe there is a career that deals with this?
oooh! that would be fun

 

by krisitan
12-07-03
Well lets see all 3 of us went to the same store... i destracted mom, while dad got mom a gift.
uh-huh
and i destracted dad, by showing him something mom said she wanted while mom got dad a gift.
okay...
and then dad destracted mom while i got mom a gift, so we were all sneaky gift givers today.
Why does she tell me these things??? will she EVER shut up?

 

by krisitan
12-08-03
Sooo what do you wanna talk about?
Politics
no, i dont wanna chance it
chance what?
Us fighting about it
we've never fought! c~mon lets talk about it!

 

by krisitan
12-10-03
Once again, this looks nothing like my grandma Queenie.
Now, Kristian I don't want that guy rubbing your arm around me, I saw you two at your birthday party, him rubbing your arm and you leaning on him.
yes Queenie
You are my youngest and your going to have to tell the boy to keep off of you when your around me
yes Queenie
Just tell him you have a protective grandmother, and that he is to keep his hands off of you. And also, be lucky you live with your parents, im sure they let you touch him
go figure...its nature, i'll tell him all this, but i serriously doubt it'll work.

 

by krisitan
12-10-03
i was talking to mom about the wrapping paper i bought for my friends gifts
Yeah, and i wrapped my english vocab journal 2
Well thats a bit smart of you, your not gonna tick the teacher off r you?
What i MEANT was that i put wrapping paper on the pages to decorate them and earn a bit of credit for me :) so i showed her this
I didn't wrap the actual book, here look
ooh! thats a good idea
I think you should do that to one of your teachers though. Wrap up the homework they give you and turn it in to them...it would be a good gag.

 

by krisitan
12-10-03
*sings* on the week before exams my tea-chers gave to me...
12 piles of homework.... an 11 page french re-vi-ew... 10 chro-nic headaches...
9 twenty step problems.... 8 pages of vocab.... 7 days of homework
6 hellish classes.... 5 b-o-o-k-s to re-ad.......
4 tests on dead week....3 band es-say-s.... a 2 page poetry analysis... and a backpack buldging at the seams!!!!
*cuts off* sorry guys, didn't mean to make you deaf from my singing...anyway this is how my week is going! I better get to work!

 

by krisitan
12-16-03
I hate it when i'm mushy
awwww why?
because im mushy, and all girly
I like it when your mushy
why?
...

 

by krisitan
12-16-03
ONE MORE DAY OF SSSSCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHOOOOL LEFT, one more day of school left....
OH NO!!! does that mean i'm gonna have to put up with her for a whole 3 weeks?
That means i get to see you about everyday for almost 3 weeks
UUUUUUUUURRRRGGGGHHHH!!
isn't it great?
yes its wonderful

 

by krisitan
12-17-03
goah, it's not even the first full day of break and i'm already bored
maybe mom was right about me needing to hang out with more people
maybe i should start making plans instead of waiting around all day
for people to take their time calling me
i need a life
I SERRIOUSLY DO

 

by krisitan
12-17-03
I hate being bored
I've done every one person thing in this house
the last comic was a bit out of line though
i completely understand the situation
im just bored with nothing better to do
than sit here and put up stupid random comics....

 

by krisitan
12-17-03
How come you make me always think and say bad things about you in your comics?
Because i couldn't imagine a guy as good as you thinking anything good about someone like me
i only think those things because they are true
I mean your so hott, sweet and sexy, i don't deserve you, so there must be a mistake when you say nice things to me
Oh no! you found out my secert
sorry im such a bad girlfriend

 

by krisitan
12-17-03
"I'm a bad boyfriend"
No your not
you made me think bad things in your comics again
i explained why i do though
well you coulda left out the bad things
sorry, i guess im just a bad girlfriend

 

by krisitan
12-17-03
For different reason's i keep finding out what im getting for christmas:
Now Kristian you know your getting a car for christmas right?
I AM!!!!?
Okay, this doesn't look like dad but.....
I've been thinking about game systems and i think i'd have to go with a ps2
ot-o, i thought you wanted game cube....would you be happy with either???
"Dear Kristian, We hope you enjoy your new cell phone, to activate it call this number"
A cell phone??? i don't have a cell phone!

 

by krisitan
12-19-03
WOW ONE YEAR ALREADY
Yeah, i know :)
*kisses* thanks for making it the best year of my life
*kisses*
:)
:)~

 

by krisitan
12-26-03
so what r u confused about?
Suff
could you be more specific
stuff about guys?
alright
he actually accepted that answer?

 

by krisitan
12-28-03
Hal Called
Hello?
Hey!
Your on vacation and your actually calling me????
How's your day been?.......Long convo.......Well, I guess i better get back, Dad's been giving me a hard time about calling long distance.
Wow, He actually calls??? That ALONE sets him apart from every other guy i've ever dated.

 

by krisitan
12-30-03
Thanks to a nosy friend
I don't have a journal on stripcreator ne more
so i guess i will just have to let my feelings bottle up inside
and then explode since i can't let them out
because i have a nosy friend
so i'm sorry if i turn into a grouch.

 

by krisitan
1-01-04
Oh yeah
And thanks
after u read my private life, and the one that said u wern't even suposed to know
you go and tell all my friends
teach me to trust anyone

 

by krisitan
1-01-04
....and this one time at the zoo the group dared us to replace some excaped monkies
Lets climb in those trees!
Alright
HEY!!! IM A MONKEY!
Me 2!!!
hey...wanna do the wild monkey dance of love?
sure!

 

by krisitan
1-01-04
sorry
hey
about
the
nosey comics
I was just a bit stressed out

 

by krisitan
1-01-04
umm...about the sorry about the nosey comics
i forgot to put in the "sorry part in the second me
I left out the most important word.
well, its in the nerration anyway
sorry
again

 

by krisitan
1-04-04
Well since he's not gonna get on, i'm gonna leave and play EQ
oh so since you cant get him you don't want me???
NO!!!!!
*kisses*
I didn't mean to make you angry... I was just joking, now i feel all bad because I made you yell... I'm a horriable girlfriend
*ANGRY FACE* SLAM DOOR!
I was just joking, and he got all mad, the last thing see from him is his yelling face. He's gonna go to bed angry *Cries* Why did he have to slam the door on me then? He coulda waited 5 more seconds!

 

by krisitan
1-04-04
I feel really Crudy
I don't know if your mad at me or not
you should defentally learn not to just get off like that. It leaves me here, not knowing what to think

 

by krisitan
1-04-04
Its my last night to stay up late
sooo?
And you decide to get off early
and???
You have bad timing, and its not really a good thing
why not?

 

by krisitan
1-04-04
I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school...
I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school...
I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school...
I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school...
I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school...
I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school...
I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school...
I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school...
I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school... I dun wanna go back to school...

 

by krisitan
1-07-04
I wanna hear one of ur fantasies
You've gotta win it outta me!
After Playin a game
Yay, I WON!!!
Now to think of one....well have i told you about the time....
3 wins later...y am i so nice?
So can we play something i can win at, i wanna hear one of yours!!
No, its time for u to be home, i'll tell you one in the car

 

by krisitan
1-07-04
Our school cafiteria has no floor tiles or cealing tiles
Hey monica, what happened to our cafiteria?
I dunno
Slipping into my "what the heck is the problem" mindset
could it be....
or...?

 

by krisitan
1-07-04
I just wanted everyone to know.....
I have the greatest boyfriend
In the WHOLE
ENIRE
World
Whatta great guy!

 

by krisitan
1-07-04
Hey Cris!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERE'S YOUR PRESENT!!!
Uh...thanks Patti
about 10 seconds later...
sooo...what'd she get you???
Uhh... *digging in bag* a bear wearing purple and a calender full of guys and their inspirations
I was just joking by the way
HAHAHA!!! Purple is the gay pride color, and a calender of guys....wait, can i have that???
Kristian!

 

by krisitan
1-07-04
Hey!
Hey, i don't get ur "cafeteria" comic...it's confusing me
oh its just me picturing what happened to the cafeteria!!!
OOH! Well you other comic says i dont look good enough for you! You need male models to stare at
First off i said i was JOKING, second they wern't modles, THIRD i just made that part up it wasn't in the real convo
oh...well you need to check my comics ur in them

 

by krisitan
1-07-04
....and this one time at band camp....
NONONONO!!! Don't tell me the rest
some people started horseplaying and knocked over the BRAND NEW EUPHONIUM!!!! What a SIN....
*look of relief* oh...is that all?
Yeah, what did u think i was gonna say???
Don't ask....

 

by krisitan
1-08-04
You say your not addicted....
yeah
But is that really true???
of corse
Because while your online playing, i'm sitting here waiting on you
so?

 

by krisitan
1-08-04
I'm either Waiting at the mall,
gomen
online past bedtime, or waiting on ur call
I wait on you forever it seems, for you to get off that game.
I'm not addicted

 

by krisitan
1-08-04
I can't get through to you by day, or the night before to make plans
gomen
you say your not addicted to that game
gomen
...and to tell the truth, i don't believe it for a second
IM NOT ADDICTED!

 

by krisitan
1-08-04
Direct Quote
*feels bad after reading your comics* "c I'm a bad b/f and u just won't admit it"
Your not a bad Boyfriend
"uh-huh.... I don't believe u....u said so urself in 4 of ur comics"
Your not a bad boyfriend the truth is....
uh-huh???
I'm a bad Girlfriend for making you feel so bad

 

by krisitan
1-09-04
This represents my cat Sam, even though it looks nothing like him.
You know what sam, your spoiled
Feed Me
I mean, come on, you get evertning you want
Pet Me
You have like an endless number of slaves....teach me how!!
Yeah right, now sit down so i can lay in your lap

 

by krisitan
1-11-04
Your So sweet....
I'm not sweet!!!
I think you sweet
I'm not sweet
Well, in that case if ur really not sweet i break up with you...
HEY!!!

 

by krisitan
1-11-04
... But u think i'm sweet, so i'm still sweet to you
Oh, ok then your sweet!!!
I'm not sweet
Well, in that case if ur really not sweet i break up with you...
But i'm sweet to u
Yes u are, and you should know i was only joking

 

by krisitan
1-11-04
A quick Truth Or....Truth game
Alright, Truth or Truth?
ummm..... how about truth.... NO WAIT!!!! truth.... NO WAIT!!!! truth, yeah definitly truth
If you were to come up with some creative way to propose to me (say right now, if we were outta college, loved eachother etc etc) what would u do?
hmmm...what would suprise her
I bet this will be really romantic
alright.... i'd take u to the crummiest dump I could find propose there and then take u to a nice place

 

by krisitan
1-11-04
just to suprise u
why?
just to suprise u
I defentally have a unique boyfriend
Wou;dn't that be a story you'd like to tell the kids?
one who obiously needs some work on being romantic....

 

by krisitan
1-11-04
Ya know what?
what???
when your sweet...
...
You make me feel so special, its kinda nice :).

 

by krisitan
1-11-04
Its wierd when...
The things a person says can give you the same amount of pleasure as the naughty things they do
hmmm guess i'm not talking in this comic
Its wierd when...
Neither you or your boyfriend likes getting pics taken, but you have....to much fun with a camera
Nope, obviously not talking
Its wierd when...
One night your talking about butterflies, and every time u think about that night you get butterflies...
TALK!!!

 

by krisitan
1-11-04
Real convo, BAD PATTI!
VERRY FUNNY PATTI!!!
hehehe!
You know what, just because u suspect me and hal of doing bad things, it doesn't mean we do
What do u mean, i saw that pic of Hal with his stomach showing
You still shouldn't of put all that on my account...u know those comics can't be deleted right????
...oh...no i didn't know that....

 

by krisitan
1-13-04
And once again, i meet with the green-eyed monster (yes, i know his eyes are yellow)
Oh, no, not you again
'Tis I, the green-eyed monster of misfortune and jealousy....
Please leave me alone
You know i'm lurking around the corner always, you knew that i would be when you got urself into the position your in
Guess its true, but could you leave me alone just this once??? I'm trying to believe what my boyfriend says, and you keep getting in my way.
Well, don't i have bad timing? eh?

 

by krisitan
1-13-04
Yeah, i know someone else with bad timing
Yes, I know you do, thats part of the reason you are allowed my presence on such a fine night.
Well, thanks, but i'd rather do without ur presence for a night....
Why so u can sit here and think of her????
....hmm...good point, wanna play a game of Mario Cart???
Alright! i'm in

 

by krisitan
1-18-04
*sings loud and abnoxiously*
"OOOH!!! THERE A'INT NO MOUNTIAN HIGH ENOUGH
Oh, she's gonna sing
THERE A'INT NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH
Well, its not horriable...yet
TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO YOU
OKAY OKAY!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!

 

by krisitan
1-18-04
100 reasons i hate computer science....
Its to confusing!!!!!
.....
..........
Thats only one reason...
Fine, ITS TO CONFUSTING X 100!!!
Alright, that works i guess.

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