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by lalaland
8-03-07
and this class, is god's house
ooo aaaa
w-what is it isabel?
jesus is masturbating
my job doesnt pay this much for my kids to see sex
ooo yea yea oh yea thats good mmm hmm

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
class, this is the meadow. go play and explore
yea uuu yea mm ooo
...not that exploring
oh really? Damn that was good
i need a raise
lalalalala ouchie! WAAA!

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
and this is a global satilite!
...thats it?
..................i guess
this job doesnt pay enough for me to get bored
yawn yawn wow! a action figurine!!! oh wait, thats a lever

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
hey hun
yea sweetie
when r we gonna have a kid?
.............
.......not yet huh?
AARGH!!

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
my only son, i want u to die on the cross again
WHAT??!! i still havent recovered from the last time!
Jesus jesus jesus. u get ur damn ass right down to earth! they acting like dog shit!
^sigh^ yes father
I am jesus, come to die on the cross again.
AAAH!!! im never reading the bible again!!!!

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
jesus, tell me what to do master
...um...well peter, u can rub my feet, wash my hands, clean my dirty undies, and pray in my place
...why did i ever decide to be a disiple?
im waaaiting

 

what the FUCK r u doing?!
first holy one in space
by lalaland, 8-03-07

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
yea yea yeaaa!!!!
...next!!!
WHAT??!! i have talent!! hey lemme show u!
oooh yea! now this is talent!
slurp slurp slurp

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
yay!! ice cream man is here!!
ah god no!!!!
hey!! ur not the ice cream man!!
no im not sweetie pie, im a nurse! and ur dad just died!!
AARGH!!!!!!
should have warned u

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
David, do u have ur report card?
yea! whats the secret code?
the secret code is damn
right um er...whats the proper way to put on pants?!
^sigh^ David...
aaww...ok dad...but u aint gonna like it

 

by lalaland
8-29-07
an American and an Asian
so...why did you leave china again? you needed more freedom?
no that i cannot complain
then it must be that you wanted a bigger house! _______________ no i cannot complain
so why did you leave?
aah that i can complain!
................

 

by lalaland
8-29-07
no way bro
pleeeease??
argh damn you and your puppy face! fine
ok right this way
SHIT! i look like your slutty girlfriend!
hey! i broke up with her when i found that out! ___________ suuuuure Dan sure

 

by lalaland
8-30-07
mmm this is good!
yea...this chiken is good. why dont i cook dinner next time?
the next nigt
AH! what did u put in this stuff??!!
....to much pepper. im trying again tomarrow
mm this time you realy made it good!! whats in it? _____________ _ ......fuck you
sperm

 

by lalaland
8-30-07
so...why'd you leave your brother alive?
becuase i knew...that one day....HE'D BE SO FUCKING SEXY I'D HAVE TO COME BACK AND SCREW HIS BRAINS OUT!
............
oh like you never wanted to screw your brother
uh.....only child
...........oh

 

by lalaland
8-30-07
today on ABC news, we are disscussing the gay issue with young James and his brother
hey whoa whoa! IM NOT GAY, AND I DONT WANNA SCREW MY BROTHER!!!
.................
da de dum de doo da day
WAIT!!! KEVIN COME BACK I WANNA SCREW YOU!!
thank you and have a great day

 

by lalaland
8-30-07
so did you get to screw your brother yet?
-sigh- not yet....hey look its Kevin! yo bro!
yes dear brother?
OH MY GOD YOUR SO HOT!
good bye bro ______________ no im going inside to get the hel away from you!
are you going inside to change into your sexy underwear??!!

 

by lalaland
8-30-07
today on ABC news, we bring you a live child, who has an amazing voice!
a b C d e F g H i j k L m N o p q R S T u v w x y ZZZZZ NOW I KNOW MY aBc'SSS!!! Next time wont u sing with ME!
........WHAT KIND OF A BITCH DO YOU TAKE ME FOR??!!! THIS Ain't NO SINGING TALENT!
tthank you world!
fuckin kid...thinks she can sing
ffffffffUCK!!!!!!!!! mommy! i learned a new word! FUCK!

 

by lalaland
8-30-07
fuckin kids
mommy! i learned a new word!!!
what is it dear?
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
........!!!!!!!!! no sweets, dont say that!! ____________ DAN!!!!!!!!! UR DAMN FREIND IS TEACHING HER STUFF!
why? fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

 

by lalaland
8-30-07
so i cant swear in front of Lily?
yep. or sarah'll go nuts.
k. DAMN! I FORGOT MY DAMN BOOK!
mommy!!!!!!!!
.....DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn damn damn damn damn

 

by lalaland
9-01-07
Sally.....do u have ur report card?
um er...no?
saaally!
first i gotta sing my aba's daddy! ABCDEFGHIFKLMNOPQRSTUV WXYZ
ok ok i get it! u dont trust ur old man...daddy is very sad
aaaw daddy...ok fine here!

 

by lalaland
9-01-07
yo hitler whats cookin dwog?
im not hitler
hold ur hands up high imposter
haha im up here in heaven with GOD!
what the f-
i love the sound blood slattering

 

by lalaland
9-01-07
fuck u dan
-sigh- what did i do this time?
HOW MANY GODDAM TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL U, DONT SHIT ON MY BED!!!!????!!!!!
uh....lemme see. 1....2....6..would ya look at that? what number was i on?
10 U BASTARD 10!!!!! OUT! OUT OF MY DAM HOUSE OUT I TELL U!!!!
dont look at me! im shameful!

 

by lalaland
9-21-07
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..........dot war

 

Little Lani is going to happy lalaland
*sigh* welcome to happy lalaland...the place where every1 is always happy.
.........u mean this is it?!
by lalaland, 9-21-07

 

by lalaland
9-21-07
hello im dora the explora! and this is my friend SHITTY THE BITCH
hello dora! im ready to FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!
cut cut cuuut!!! this is a KIDS show u bastards!!!!
well so-rry! mr. big fat-ass peice of crap!
come on Shitty the Bitch lets go find the treasure map so we can fuck!
better! much better!

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