legolexi's comics : stripcreator

Summer Farm [5]

by legolexi
6-08-04


	Ok you farm animals! Its time we chose a new leader. One thats strong and can lead a pack of leading animasl. Some one like, like me!


	If you agree to this...Say Bow Wow A whooooooooooo...


	Ok so you all don't speak dog. Just say Craphole.


	CRAP HOLE!!!!

Doggy Dog [1]

by legolexi
6-09-04

It was a Monday. I hate monday. But for some reson,this wasn't going to be an avreage MONDAY!


	Wheres my food?! I'm hungry.


	For the last time 'dog' where like so on a hunger strike for more guns and less violince!


	What the hell.


	Did you not forget like I can SO read minds.

Doggy Dog [2]

by legolexi
6-09-04

So later that day I went rampaging through the kicthen and he kicked me out.


	YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT YOU BEAST!!!


	WELL LIKE I JUST DID SO LIKE GET OVER IT.


	GO'TA HELL!


	Been there,done that, got like so over it.


	You know, maybe I should leave.


	*SLAM*

Doggy Dog [2]

by legolexi
6-09-04

So while I was walking down the street I got caught by the 56 (Dog Cops)


	STAY BACK!


	I may be just a dog catcher but I'm waring a pad.

Than a few days later I was sent to 'DOG REHAB'.


	Ok dogs. Lets do some sniffing. Can you find the cocalet cookie. But don't eat it!


	Screw This

So after that they put me in 'DOG JAIL'.


	Can I just die now?


	And BINGO was his nameo! B-I-N-G-O-.B-I-N-G-O-.B-I-N-G-O AND BINGO WAS HIS NAMEO!THERE WAS A FARM...

Doggy Dog [4]

by legolexi
6-11-04

Sooner or later some one came by to pick me up. Sadly they did it when it was time to eat.


	Damn, Right when I was getting happy to.


	Mommy. I like this one. He cuses and talks!

So I went to his house and he had a lots of brothers. I like that.


	This ain't so bad. Were do I stay?


	Your staying in my room with me. I have lots of space. I also have a bathroom.


	Ok..Whats the catch?


	You have to sleep on the floor with me becuase I pee in the bed.

Doggy Dog [5]

by legolexi
6-11-04

And they fight over me!! Isn't it freaky?!


	Ok. Set up your stuff. But day lay it over the pictures of Ricky Lake!


	HE'S SLEEPING WITH YOU!!!!

And they fight over me!! Isn't it freaky?!


	Yes. You can't take him away room me!


	Remember that tme I painted you with honey and locked you outside on the apming trip to Bear Forest?

And they fight over me!! Isn't it freaky?!


	HEY DOG. MOVE YOUR STUFF TO LARRYS ROOM...I HAVE TO UMM...PAINT OVER SOME STUFF.


	I thought so.

Doggy Dog [6]

by legolexi
6-29-04

So the next day we and the kids went for a walk. We saw a cat. I hate cats!


	Kill'em boy. Kill it!


	But I'm alergic to cats.

So they made me sit in th dog house for 2 hours.


	YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER!!


	Oh wait...I don't have one.

And 2 hours turned into 3 days. So I ran off and let the turmights finish the house.


	Go do your job guys!


	Yes Sir!

Pitty//When Gay Gets Straight

by legolexi
8-04-04

What Happens In A Day //Gay+Straight


	I'm cheating


	Me to!


	His name is Markis.


	MINES TOO!!


	Its A Guy!!


	MINES TO!!

Pitty//My Ass

by legolexi
8-04-04


	FROM 45 MINUTES OF BUTT AROBICS I PRESNT TO YOU...


	MY ASS!! WOULD YO LIKE TO TOCH, POKE OR SEE?

3 Minutes Later//My, How Wonderful!


	My its so soft...


	I know. Would like like to stick something in it?

Pitty//Moms B-Day Present

by legolexi
8-04-04

What Happens When You Get Druck At Your Moms Birthday Party//Damn It All


	Oh Yea Baby!!! Lets Go Faster


	I'll Ride You Like The 45 Bus Line

45 Minutes Later//Its Slighty Sickning..


	Billy?!


	MOM?!


	Well he did know how to do it good for a virgin...


	I didn't know my moms a was so big...

Pitty//Hidden Camera Shows!

by legolexi
8-17-04

Sex/Cheaters And More Sex On Hidden Camera Shows!


	Mmmmmmmmmm....


	Oh My


	That was great!


	Now Guess What...Your On MY Hidden Camera Show!


	Are you going to sell this as porno?


	Why do you ask?

Pitty//Going To The Wrong Church

by legolexi
8-17-04


	Hello There.


	I need you to pray for me because of something that happened at a birthday party.


	Ok. Than let us go into the dark praying hall.


	Ok.


	Geft thif thing out my mofw!!!!


	I love being a nun.

Help Us [1]

by legolexi
7-07-05


	Oii...


	Whats wrong Susy?


	My balls itch...


	......


	What?! A woman can't exspress her fellings and emotions?!


	Im going to be sick...