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by mace4350
5-31-09
I know after the whole Alex thing With Alex your worlds been turned upside down, but really? Toby?? How would you feel if that geeky goody two shoes Jerry Todd asked you out?
I'm be estatic
Oh Jerry.....
I have the feeling I said hte wrong words to the right person

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Hey you cut me in line!
Drop dead butthead
And the war begins.....

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Did you hear? Ben has gone crazy with revenge for Kyle Pickeray
Debbie, this is my Ben, I think I know that he wouldn't go all crazy like Alex
Pats, Ben can go Alex crazy, and Alex can go ben crazy, but have you seen Ben go BEN crazy?
Well, no, but I suspect, he takes great respect and pride for himself and won't stoop to some dumb odds just to do something stupid
Patty, this is Ben were talking about
The tator tots will be avenged..........

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
You cut me in line.....
BEN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!
So wait.....
Yes. so you better start screaming now
Your gonna kill me for tator tots?

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Hey, Benster, somebody told me you went to kill Kyle
As if, i would never take a human life
There's blood on your shirt
Kyle may have been an alien then
I'm gonna start walking in the opposite direction screaming at the top of my lungs now

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
So i heard your bf died
You heard right
And i heard you were single and desperate
You heard right
And i heard you liked me
I heard wrong

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
So, you kept it a big secret, right? Good, because I had a big secret about you too
It's only because I don't wanna hurt you
Right, heres the news. your not my type
So you ddin't wanna hurt me
Ok, now I have something to say that might hurt both of us.....

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Now I know how you take bad news so, I'll say it fast, your not my type
I see by fast he meant by how fast he could run

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
I am so embarrased Debbie, can you believe he just flat out said he hates me! I've never felt more like a fool.....
What about the time you had that candycane stuck in your hair and you tried to change a lightbulb while wearing that Shamoo costume?
Debbie can you go be blonde somewhere else?

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
So Mikey, I heard Allison wants to kill you
Yeah, she was always catty and rude
But now I know that we will never cross paths again
Oh snap
And Allison Taylor will be paired with Mikey Pree!

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
The subject of this project is to teach you responsibility, and how well you can care for a child pick a mother and get started!
I suspect this will suck
I suspect you'll be the mother

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Well, if were gonna be here we might as well name the baby something special and well thought out
How about Seymour Butts?
Or Hugh Jass, that's good too
I forgot this is Mike I'm talking about

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Well, ok, so we have the name, Tyler Pree
Cool, as long as they take after me
But we have a boy
I should've guessed this when she picked out pink wallpaper and dresses
And your point is?

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Ok, now that we have that cleared up we can start being parents now say ga-ga Tyler!
BLAH!!!!!
Did i mention I'm going to kill you?
Did I mention I just fed him?

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
So, i hear that Allison and Mike are parents together
Yep, they were a perfect match, that's more than I can say for Alex he and his wife Rachel are total opposites
What do you mean, like beauty and the beast
.....More like beauty and the meek
I can taste my own liver.....
It was one little punch, I didn't mean to break your arm

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
YOU? I thought you were gone!
Nonesense Micheal, I only want to make amends with you
Ok......just no crossdressing
Maybe I need more protien in my diet
After I grant you your three wishes

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Mikes 1st Wish
So, I get three wishes and no matter how dumb they are they come true
Yep, yep, yep!
Hmmm, I suspect right now Alex is talking to Debbie
Somewhere.....
Alex, I thought we got over this whole nudist phase
So did I

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Mikes 2nd Wish
Hmm, well, there is one wish, I wish everybody saw the world as I see it
Poof!
Far off....
Uh, Alex, is it me or did the city just get a little stranger

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Mikes 3rd Wish
Well, I have one last wish, and its gonna be a riot
I wish Debbie and Alex were.....
Somewhere.....
Ok....maybe the whole nudist thing WASN'T fully out of our systems.....

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
So, i heard Allison is directing the play
Yeah, she claims it'll be a laugh riot
Like that whole unseen nudist phase that you and Alex went through?
Can you go be awkward somewhere else?

 

by mace4350
6-01-09
Debbie, I think Allison's taking this directing thing too far
What makes you say that?
Well, she's changing all the costumes because they clashed, re-casting people perfect for the job for being too ugly
So she's maknig a little change, big whoop
She's calling the play now Aladisson
Maybe I should go talk to her

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Allison, hey, listen, I think your taking this whole direction thing out of hand
Look Toby so I changed the name, clothes and people that's what I do
Allison, those aren't helpful things, your being biased and prejudice
Well your being a schpeckledwork
What the?
It's not nice when you call me names I don't understand either

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Sup, Allison, you have a problem, a direction problem
Alex, you know how much I wanted to be a director and now I finally have the chance to be one!
Your not being a director your being a bully
Alex shut up what do you know?
Did Avery Turner always have that limp?
After he messed up the summmer colors with the not so summer colors, who wouldn't?

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Well, I heard the play was a bust
Totally, Allison totall messed up everything, she tried to use teh transmogrification thing on Sam to make the play come alive more but messed it up
Well, Allison is a doofus, but the transmogrification thing is the easiest thing on Earth, she couldn't mess it up even if she tried
Well......
Then again this is Allison I'm talking about
So.....remember that whole power thing you told me about, maybe it applied to the wrong thing.....who knew go buttons were green?

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Hey Alex, what's up, I'm so glad I got my new email address?
Totally, we can talk online and stuff now
Yeah, we can now stay connected on the internet
And on the phone, at school, at the street, aren't we also in the same room?
Alex do you have to ruin everything??
Well, you kno..... ;)

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Mike, did you here, the high school elctions are coming out
High school what?
You know, best athlete, funniest friend
Oh, I got most likely to be a hippie last year, what did you get?
Most likely to suck eggs
Maybe this is a sign you need more friends

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Sup Patty, did you here about the elections coming out?
Oh yeah, that's right, didn't you get most likely to go psychotic last year?
Yeah, but this year I'm striving for something else
Like?
Most likely to star in his own version of Saw
If you need me I'll be running away now

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
So, I here the high school awards are coming out Debbs, what are you trying to get?
Oh, I don't know, something plain and simple
Well, what was teh award you won last year?
Most likely to be plain and simple
If my blonde friends ask I don't know you
This year I'm thinking about most likely to be plainer and simpler than last year

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
So, I here the high school awards are coming out Debbs, what are you trying to get?
Oh, I don't know, something plain and simple
Well, what was teh award you won last year?
Most likely to be plain and simple
If my blonde friends ask I don't know you
This year I'm thinking about most likely to be plainer and simpler than last year

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Hey Jeremy
Hello Tobyster, what's new?
Oh you know, the HSE's are tomorrow, what are you trying to get?
Something, bold, new, sophisticated and represent all I stand for
And that is?
Most likely to stare at Toby Chacarat writing down absolutly nothing for the longest amount of time

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Well, we got our yearbooks yesterday
Yep, what did you get?
Most likely to star as that Ross guy in Friends you?
Most likely to be Eric Foreman
Maybe this is a sign we need to change our styles
Or a sign our principal is watching too much T.V.

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Can you believe my election thing! I got most likely to spit on an orphan!
Well, we all got matched with what fit our stats
Well, mine was probably better than yours anyway
Actually, I got most likely to be president or supreme overlord
Why must the beautiful die young?
I also got most likely to solve world hunger

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Anyway, most of us didn't get our right matches, but yours was on the dot
Yes, I think so too
What was yours anyway?
Most likely to be a future Butters Stotch

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Hey Alex, I heard that, that new kid Jeremy Kaddar got a job as a famous reporter for the new York Times
Yeah, he's a pretty good kid
He's also the smartest kid in our grade, next to Melvin Kelvin
Well let's hope he was put in a place that accepts his mental status
Go on.......
......And so I was like nuh-uh and he was all like uh-huh

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Hey Melvin, like my new digs?
Yes, it is quiet serendipidus, delightful even, it is quiet dapper
Funny I don't see any ducks here
Huh?
Remember, duck season, rabbit season, duck season, rabbit season, hahahahaha!
Maybe it's Jeremy season next month

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Who are you?
I am Chuck Chan, your co-worker, I'm here to help you
Whadda ya say, wanna be my go to guy? My compadre?
You know I've read Dilbert before right?
Maybe I should go

 

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by mace4350
6-02-09
Hey Alex did you see that one episoed of Trading Spaces, can you believe what people will do for a bunch of money?
Totally
I mean, if it was me I'd never let somebody take my wife
Alex, our conversations would be more productive if you kept your mouth shut
He just hates it when I'm right

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
Alex, I'm sad
Why?
Because, the world has sunk to doing the most degrading things possible just to get a quick buck! Don't you see what's wrong with that? And also, what up with the puppet?
You like? I get paid 40 bucks an hour to wear this and spout out helpful advice to strangers
Now, eat your greens, question authority, and be nice to old people

 

by mace4350
6-02-09
So, my twin sister Addison is back in town
Twin sister?
Yeah, she's crazy, psychotic.....
I gott go, see ya
And slowly taking over her life

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
Huh? Who the heck are you?
Allen Trenchcoat, you wanna buy a TV?
Dude, no F****** way! Get the f*** outta here man!
Overwhelming happiness is no reason for overwhelming f bombs

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
Hey Debbs, listen, I heard that Alex bought a TV off the black market
Yeah, he did, but he says teh sounds really good, it's like it's talking straight to you he said
Talking straight to you?
Far off....
Heh, when will Fez learn?
And after you steal the car, meet me in Alcatraz, I'll be there with Vinnie and Moe and the revolver

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
Allison, it's been days and Alex isn't here?
Yeah, he claimed his tv told him to get a remote from sam that could turn matter into reality
Why would Alex need a remote like that? What did his tv tell him to do?
Far off....
Woah, this HDTV rocks, it's like I'm INSIDE the tv......

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
So wait, Alex is inside the TV?
Yep, he's in there and boy is he messing up cartoons?
Well, no doubt if Alex was there the cartoons would get messed up, but how badly could he mess them up?
This IS Alex were talking about
Dora I thought you said you had the map
Don't snippy with me or I'll go Deigo on your @$$

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
So Alex, now what? Your stuck in HDTV
I don't know just get me out!
Why don't you ask that local guy how to get out?
Hey, do you know where I could find a little help or service?
What are you a wise guy?!
Maybe I shouldve told him he's on Family Guy......
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Why is get your talking dog and footballheaded baby off me!

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
Alex, you got out? How?
Well, it's a long story, a story filled with love, peace, war, envy, and courage beyond comp...
You made it to channel 95 and asked the TV Guide didn't you?
Why must you ruin my fun?

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
Hey Mike, I heard you got a job as a crossing guard
Yeah, I am practicall a natural, you know the old saying
Yeah
Cross in between not in the green
Maybe I should do something about this

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
Let's go children, let's go! Come on! Let's go! Little girl why aren't you crossing
Becuz thewe awe moving caws out thewe
Oh come on, be a man and go take on those cars headfirst!
Yes sir!
SOON........
So, what's this I hear about you putting my sister in the hospital?
Don't hate the messanger shes the one who shoudl've paid more attention to the road

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
Say Alex, I heard that Mike got a new talking parrot
Yeah, it's supposed to talk in seven different languages and is also a master chef
Yeah, but I don't think Mike is smart enough to handle a pet
What makes you say that?
Their all dead
I see

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