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by magictime69
6-01-03
Dear Sir: Thank you for your intrest in our circus. Unfortunately, at this time we are not introducing a disco dancing elephant into the program..."
As to your second inquiry, at this time we are not seeking a Flaminco dancing elephant either. We would consider discussing a Polka dancing elephant. Sincerely, The Clowns Circus."
NO.

 

by magictime69
6-01-03
June first...June O...N...E...
110, 115...hell 118...
I am definately thinking B.E.A.C.H. What do you think G...?

 

by magictime69
6-06-03

 

by magictime69
6-14-03
Twilight Zone: Episode:110869 "Perpetual"
The same shit over and over and over and...hell that's not insanity, that's consistency.
That's one strange cat...

 

by magictime69
6-21-03
Hmm... e-mail from Spicer. Wonder what he's up to?
No actually I wonder what he'd look like with hair???
RE: Hooking up this summer.
YO Johnny: What up fooo??? We got's movies to make! Let me know what up!!!
Tell 'em Yo Johnny for me too...

 

by magictime69
6-28-03
I met a bank robber this morning after breakfast...he's a heroin junkie, spent most of his life in prison. Nice guy.
Being sober is pretty cool..excluding the fact that now there is nowhere to direct blame should things go awry/amiss...
Been writing...a good thing, directing energies that have been spent getting *%^ed-up...should be on the road again soon...

 

by magictime69
7-10-03
It has been quite some time since I have visited cartoonland...
Hell, 4th of July has come and gone...I am no longer in Vegas...Flagstaff is right-on.
I am intending to get out to the beach. So much shit has gone down and just about all of it (99%) has been "good".
Mooo

 

by magictime69
7-11-03
Now Showing:What You Will Never Be
Your ticket please Sir...
Just keep walking ...
He just walked right passed me!
Yeah, I'm already seated. I had to go out and get my wife's..well, you know it's that time of the, her woman thing. O.K. thanks...
Your ticket?________________ Ahhhh, o.k.

 

by magictime69
7-11-03
O.K. that dude was a trip...
Get a pocorn tub and a large cup...
Enjoy your show, Sir.
Yo! I'd like refills, butter on the pocorn and rootbeer. Oh yeah, we need a side of jalapenos too. Thanks.

 

by magictime69
7-11-03
So there's this girl in Florida...
Really? 'Ya don't say!
...and it's like getting to the point of conversation kinda and...
Really? 'Ya don't say!
...so yeah, she is in Florida and is moving back to Ohio. I am getting pretty strong vibes about it and...
You know Spanish right? You know 'Chatta'? ChattaFuckUp!!!

 

by magictime69
8-18-03
So...you think that you can steal booze and get away with it 'eh?
I...(hic-up) didn't steal anything...
So you just got out of jail huh? 30 days? Well, I'll be buyin' the booze tonight...it's on me! Welcome back to the free world!
I knew this would happen...right on!

 

by magictime69
8-19-03

 

by magictime69
8-27-03
One facet of idolatry is vicarious imagination & @ hightened levels; living. The idolator sets in motion to emulate the idol, which adds layers of falsehood upon the ethos & id of the idolater.
Additionally the aspirant idolater confines personal development and ingenuity to the predefined parameters of the idol. It is ergo well to admire & incorporate traits into one's own demeanor.
However, it is inadvisable to delude oneself inidolatry. In theory this is sound. In practicality, few are practical.
Very insightful... how about passing that banana now?

 

by magictime69
8-27-03
I have new clothes on today! New shoes! Have eaten well and even though it was 45-50degrees out last night I slept like a baby, even without a blanket!
Things are going all right. It is cold and rainy and expected to stay that way, well until it turns into snow that is. I really don't care though, I like it here.
@ least I can breathe again, my feet were getting BAD! I do need to get some headphones though...

 

by magictime69
8-28-03
Popular? Well hell yes I am popular! I don't mean to boast but I can tell you this much: On a daily basis I get dozens of e-mails from college girls that want to have sex with me.
Not popular? Are you daft? The level of obsession with me has gone so far that some of these e-mails are from girls that would even commit beastiality just to get my attention!
It's not just the hot women either! I have been receiving hundreds of offers to earn thousands of $$$ per day from the comfort of my own home!!! I am POPULAR!!!

 

by magictime69
9-01-03
Hmm... Oh yeah, I nearly forgot I have a brother. Oh I know, I have some left over crap, yeah that will account for the fact that I have been a raving bitch to him. I know, I'll e-mail him.
Hi J... you know that I am a thoughtful loving Mother now and I have MANY RESOURCES available to me...so I just figured that I'd send a 'lil shout out from fairy fucking tale land to 'Ya ...
Thank God Almighty my gracious Sister has come to my rescue...what would I have done without her eloquent e-mail.
So you're gonna freeze your ass off 'eh? Is it perchance going to be colder this year than last or the years before? Please explain why the sudden interest in your well being?

 

by magictime69
9-07-03
Well, some days go better than others. Some things are thought better than others. I think I am glad to see my sleeping bag is still here.
What was that sound? It's one thing to not be afforded any rest in the city BUT I am in the WOODS!!!
Ahhh, what will be will be...in the interim I am going to catch some zzzz's

 

by magictime69
9-08-03
Hey, does this beard make me look like a whack-O ?
You don't wear glasses...
I know that! I mean the beard.
Green hat and a green shirt?
http:angelfire.com/comics/magictime69
I'll I want to know is if I look strange.
Yes, yes you do.

 

by magictime69
9-09-03
The beard was short lived...I have a goatee now...
Yeah, and...so???? I don't see one...
Bad lighting, the sun is in your eyes.
Oh. Well, I'm very proud of you, congratulations on your contribution to mankind through updating me on the status of your facial hair.
No Prob...
???

 

by magictime69
9-22-03
O.K. buddy get up... do you have some I.D.? Get that out for me...
Uhhhm...Uhhh *YAWN*...I don't have any I.D....uhh, sir.
Well Staples has been having problems with people sleeping back here...what's your name?
My name is *edited*...
Well, get your stuff up you're good to go...
Ohh, *YAWN* o.k. thanks. (I guess)

 

by magictime69
9-24-03
SET-UP
So, I figure it's time for some reflection.
And you came up with this notion on your own? I'm fascinated, really.
CONFLICT
Listen up wiseguy! I'm on to something, everything in life is about the script, drafts, rewrites. It is all 1 big show...all of it.
Yes. The cancer patient, loved, unloved, orphans, wealthy, homeless...I may just agree w/u on this one.
RESOLUTION
Plot twists and character dynamics. That's the deal Bud!
What is a day without laughter & tears? Without food & hunger? Elements & shelter? Faith & despair? Me & myself ? (in this strip no room for I)

 

by magictime69
10-08-03
Yeah, O.K. got that part...
Mmmm, Hmmm. Oh, that was a good one. HaHa
Thank You, AGAIN!!!

 

by magictime69
10-21-03
Where in the hell are you?
Meanwhile somewhere between space and time...
Aw'ight lemme get dis straight, three wishes??????? Dis many, right?
YO! This is not a wand, it's a freakin' plunger. Some shit apparently is stuck around here.

 

by magictime69
11-03-03
Guadalupe Lang
That's right! I received an e-mail today from Guadalupe Lang.I do not know what it is about...catchy name though 'eh?
Guadalupe Lang

 

by magictime69
11-04-03

 

by magictime69
11-19-03

 

by magictime69
12-02-03
In Laughlin I overhear the drummer:
You're driving to Vegas tonight after the show?
Yup.
Can I catch a lift?
Yup.
On the road to Vegas after the show...
Kick ass!
My name is Bugsy Wilcox. I played with Marvin Gaye and I am going on tour with Madonna next summer...here's my number give me a call, I mean it.

 

by magictime69
12-12-03
12/12 report...in Vegas, have already been through several hundred dollars over the week. "Stuck On You" is in theatres today. Will be checking that out.
Diet has been fine. Vitamins really do make a difference. The writing is at a near standstill but the edumacation is proceeding.
Nights are in the low to mid 30's... tad bit chilly. Cribbage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Et cetera...

 

by magictime69
12-19-03

 

by magictime69
12-23-03
MERRY
CHRISTMAS
2003

 

Yeah, I am in Reno. Yeah, it is cold.
by magictime69, 2-10-06

 

Reno...Hot.
by magictime69, 8-30-06

 

by magictime69
7-18-07
What about Neesa doh?
Neesa o'er dere...
Yupt...Neesa o'er dere...
Wanna go a beach Dase?
Can't know.

 
by magictime69, 10-18-07

 

Welcome 2008
by magictime69, 1-03-08

 
by magictime69, 1-19-08

 

Happy Birthday Neesa-Girl...
by magictime69, 1-20-08

 

With the Vernal Equinox rapidily approaching our Hero patiently watches over Dace.
Oregon...KBYE
by magictime69, 3-19-09

 

'SUP...
by magictime69, 3-12-10

 

New Year Bringeth
by magictime69, 1-15-11

 

by magictime69
3-27-15
Argh. Began aboard this ship twelve years ago.
Still afloat?

 

YOUR STUFF IS BEING THROWN AWAY, METRO JUST LEFT JIMMYS RIGHT NOW, i am filing a restraining order, YOU NEVER LEFT ME BUT I SURE THE FUCK LEFT U LONG AGO
by magictime69, 3-27-15

 

JADE HELM 15
This is only a test.
Ahhh....HA.
by magictime69, 3-27-15

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