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just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
i hate macintosh
by marf, 7-31-05

 

i can't believe Tyrannosaurus Joe got his ass kicked by two measly Raptors. he'll never live that shit down
by marf, 7-31-05

 

by marf
7-31-05
there he is officer! he's killed half the office staff already and he's heading this way!
officer?
zzz zzz

 

by marf
7-31-05
just say no to what?
what?
your sign says, 'just say no'
how would you know? bulls can't read
you racist hippy fuck

 

by marf
7-31-05
i need the coal to fire the furnace in my house so my family will survive
i'm really sorry, Mr. Wittle. you've been such a good friend to me

 

by marf
8-03-05
i think it was an inside job
what makes you think that, malone?
nothing is disturbed
i'm disturbed
i'm talking about the crime scene
i'm the crime scene

 

by marf
8-03-05
oh christmas tree, oh christmas
pack up your shit and get the fuck out
you said you loved me!

 

by marf
8-03-05
say something. don't be such a
a what?
a chicken?

 

by marf
8-03-05
my life is initiated
my life is initiated
my life is initiated
my ass itches

 

by marf
8-03-05
stab the children!
i am unable to feel love
you don't need to feel love to slaughter children
pass the axe!

 

by marf
8-03-05
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT

 

by marf
8-03-05
going DOWN?
yes
because you slipped off your balcony, you see
i got it

 

by marf
8-03-05
who is that guy?
that's the president
not him. the other guy. the one the secret service is beating and kicking and pissing on
Michael Moore

 

by marf
8-03-05
okay, attention everyone. i want you all to be careful because the news just reported some crazy maniac axe-wielding beauty queen squirrel is loose and has already claimed 38 lives in 38 minutes
once again, that was crazy, maniac, axe-wielding, beauty queen squirrel, 38 dead, 38 minutes
we're not deaf, Reginald. let's just get on with the play, okay?

 

by marf
8-03-05
push bitch! i want this comic to be 3 panels!
i'm trying!

 

by marf
8-03-05
an orphan and jesus walk into a bar
i'm not an orphan
tell them Jesus
have a drink, Timmy

 

hold it open or we're dead!
I'M TRYING!
by marf, 8-03-05

 

have halo 2. take it back
if only Santa would let me kill this finicky fuck
by marf, 8-03-05

 

going DOWN?
by marf, 8-03-05

 

then i fell asleep watching tv. but enough about my weekend. let's hear about what i'm assuming was your rather eventful one, Eugene.
by marf, 8-03-05

 

fuck me in the ass until i beg you to stop. pretty pretty please?
you're going to be sorry if they ever drop this forcefield
by marf, 8-03-05

 

by marf
8-04-05
I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR FUCKING HEAD
CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKER
i don't think the medicine's working
CHOMP CHOMP

 

by marf
8-04-05
"Dear sir, how are you enjoying your 90 degree bird fountain? we know it's not very functional but it makes a great conversation piece."
"plus the look on those fucking birds faces!"

 

by marf
8-04-05
little help

 

by marf
8-04-05
well THAT was worth it

 

electrical outlet
by marf, 8-04-05

 

by marf
8-04-05
YOU DID THIS TO ME, DIDN'T YOU!
yes.
i appreciate your honesty

 

by marf
8-04-05
welcome to your happy place, Eric
thank you
now swab the deck!

 

by marf
8-04-05
do you see them?
MARF!
marf?
MARF!

 

GET THE FUCKING UZI!
too late
by marf, 8-04-05

 

i don't accept rocking horses as payment
by marf, 8-04-05

 

now what do we do?
nothing. they either see it or they don't
by marf, 8-04-05

 

by marf
8-04-05
(pssssttttttttt death)
(you're on!)
mommy

 

rock it baby!
i be
by marf, 8-04-05

 

what happened here?
i want a lawyer
by marf, 8-06-05

 

"Dear sir, your tv is getting away."
by marf, 8-06-05

 

IT'S A MOB!
it's the audience
by marf, 8-06-05

 

what happened to the space time continuum?
i want a lawyer
by marf, 8-06-05

 

if you leave, this time don't come back
by marf, 8-06-05

 
by marf, 8-06-05

 

so this is it?
i'm afraid so
by marf, 8-06-05

 

so now what?
so now we wait
by marf, 8-06-05

 

by marf
8-06-05
MERRY CHRISTMAS, STAN!
RORR!
Stan, you fucking heathen, you
RORR!

 

by marf
8-06-05
level 1 secure
level 2 secure
level 1 still secure
INCOMING!

 

by marf
8-06-05
what in the hell is going on?
i want a lawyer

 

by marf
8-06-05
KILL ME!
HAVE YOU NO SOUL??

 

by marf
8-06-05
reporting live from the scene
in 3... 2... 1...
i want a lawyer

 

by marf
8-06-05
lunch time! open cells 2, 3, 4, 6
i hate it when they don't see me

 

by marf
8-06-05
i'm kicking their asses!
how's it going on your side?

 

by marf
8-14-05
are you going to get me out of here or what?
i'm grawing your tail off so you can fit through the bars
i know but you seem to be enjoying yourself a little too much
i think i should gnaw off your legs next
you're just trying to eat me, aren't you?
put the gun down and i'll tell you

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