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by mastermind
8-05-03
Advance Warslord pwns Nana
Hahaha, Nanasilencer, Luigi is going to own Squall!
Yeah, this is going to be one borring match...
Luigi begins to pwn Squall
Almost Time for the poll....
Oh well, I suppose it will get interesting later you know?
It's over.... or is it?
Yes! Luigi is pwning just as expected
Well I don't know about that...

 

by mastermind
8-05-03
The pwning of Nana
I can't watch this Squall is losing.....
I'm pwning you HA! HA!
The pwning of Luigi?
Oh wait, Squalls winning, and guess what, he's STILL winning
Damnit!
The pwning of Advance Warslord!
I can't watch this Squall is losing.....
DAMN YOU SQUALL!

 

by mastermind
8-06-03
TJF vs TJF
I think I win either way today!
How so?
Win-Win situation?
Shall I show you?
Yeah...
Pride!
Hot girl on girl action! Kos-mos and samus!
Gay pride!

 

by mastermind
8-06-03
KOS-MOS vs Samus
Go KOS-MOS
I do believe samus has this won, though hey, I could be wrong, but I never am so much for that
oh this is horrible....
It could be worse, like yesterday but hey that was fun, even at a 2 point loss you know?
Samus wins
Alas poor kos-mos you are the rookie of the year
Yeah, too bad this match was borring! sorry, I had to

 

by mastermind
8-06-03
CATS army Assemble!
We must avenge CATS!
Take off every Zig!
For Great Justice!
For great Justice!
For Great Justice!
Take off every vote!
Cloud must lose!
Auron shall rule the day!

 

by mastermind
8-06-03
Cloud wins!
Looks like all of Aurons base are belong to cloud *snicker*
Oh yeah! Cloud eats babies!
Reminicent of Squalls victory?
Whatever...
Hey that's squalls line, damn you squall! damn you to hell!
That doesn't look like a baby to me!
OH NO CLOUD IS GOING TO EAT ME!
That's right kid, watch out!

 

by mastermind
8-06-03
Wish I may, I wish I might, I wish to have my form changed tonight
I want a new form! Give this one to math!
Okay... I'll give you Tacos form From Troahs comic....
Be careful what you wish for
Oh hell no! Give me a good form damnit!
*snicker* alright, heh
Fashion show!
This is not funny!
Hehehe, Okay I'll change you....

 

by mastermind
8-06-03
Please works!
Change me now! Anything! okay, not anything but something good, please!
Ahh there is the magic word I was looking for *snap*
Better form
Better... much better
There we go happy?
Less complaints!
Now, This is much better
Glad I could help

 

by mastermind
8-10-03
Nintendo vs Nintendo
Go Nintendo! Vote Bowser!
Go Nintendo! Vote Yoshi!
It's CjayCs fault!
I can't watch, I like both characters
This is so wrong, must get CjayC, must get CjayC
Uhoh
Hmm wonder what that boy in blue is comming after me for....
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

 

by mastermind
8-10-03
Bowser wins!
Well King of the koopas wins!
What's that? King of the oompa loompas?
Why back in the day....
No Grandpa, King of the koopas, Bowser
Oh, why back in my day, we had to walk up hill both ways in the snow barefoot to get to the arcade to fight bowser
Distractions
you say that about everything.... and you live in florida.... it doesn't snow in florida grandpa
Come on let's go get a jello-pop to fix that right up eh?

 

by mastermind
8-10-03
SS vs MS
Aeris will dominate Master Chief!
Nah, my baby the x box, with it's best game halo, and it's best character Master Chief will prevail!
Confusion
Your baby is an xbox?
Yep, I'm bill gates, if you couldn't tell from the funny glasses and outfit
More confusion
Your a guy? And Bill Gates? And your carrying an Xbox? Isn't that heavy?
Yes, Yes, yes, and yes it is very heavy

 

by mastermind
8-10-03
TJF prevails?
Aeris, the girl who kicked me out, now has to give credit to me!
This is great Nothing can go wrong
A little over confident?
Aeris next will defeat sonic
Take that sonic you loser!
We are the comic that has lame Monty Python References
oh crap! hylian knights! I'll be umm going now!
Ni! Ni! Ni!

 

by mastermind
8-10-03
Things can be hard....
Do do do do....
Hey MMX! WOAH! OMG! What did you do!
Choices are hard to make
Hit myself with a nail, trying to figure out weather I vote Sonic... or zero
Ahh, just choose, doesn't matter much...
Nails are hard to get out of your head
You think it'll come out the other end if I hit it enough?
You are seriously crazy MMXcalibur... Seriously crazy!

 

by mastermind
8-10-03
Headaches
Well I got the nail out of my head...
Now I got this pounding headache
Take 2 asprin and call me in the morning
All this thinking about who to vote for...
let's see here
Take 2 pain pills and quit mourning
Dear MMX, Sonic wins- Your friend the poll
Guess my vote didn't matter anyway

 

by mastermind
8-10-03
Damn man, Shadow loses
Well he put up a good fight.....
And in the morning... Mario will do better
Well Shadow is doing alright....
No joke today
Then Knuckles has to be out....
Meh

 

by mastermind
8-10-03
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Visit my site too http://members.aol.com/jjukil/
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Why I'm there right now!
Shouldn't there have been a comic today?
Is it not already obvious enough that mario won?

 

by mastermind
8-12-03
Kefka has no chance to survive
Kefka must get a good percentage.....
YES HE MUST
make his time
at least 30% I hope....
30% IS AN INSULT TO THE GREAT KEFKA
At least he's not lettuce....
Why is everything you say in all CAPS?
I DO NOT KNOW

 

by mastermind
8-12-03
Cronos winning
20%? 20%??????? Only 20%?
do do do do do do do
Kefkas losing
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THIS!
AHHHHHHHH!
The author is losing it
Think you may be overreactiing? The city, the squirrel?
I'm building a monument to nonexistance, besides, what funs destruction if no 'innocent' lives are destroyed?

 

by mastermind
8-13-03
RIP Kirby?
Kirby is going to die!
Go Alucard!
Son Of Dracula to win?
Go Alucard! Kill that dum kirby
Yes Go alucard!
Nothing...
Kirby you better lose, you dum pink ball
Alright I'll be going now....

 

by mastermind
8-13-03
How can anyone vote for kirby
Maybe because of Ertyu? Or the fact Kirby has been in more games?
Hey that person just said Alucard was stupid be right back....
Is that a scythe in your hand or are you just angry at me?
Maybe I shouldn't mention I voted Kirby? Or the fact that this is pretty close....
Okay back!

 

by mastermind
8-13-03
MALOX
Hey! The Sephiroth vs Max pic is up! Cool!
That's cool....
PHILLIPS
It's not fair! Max looks constipated!
Thats horrible! I mean sure he ALWAYS looks constipated but....
plop plop fiz fiz oh what a relief it is
Oh well not like he was going to win anyways
What can you do, but vote Sephy?

 

by mastermind
8-13-03
Sephiroth owns Max
Sephiroth pwns this one
Of course....
Crono owns Max
Did you see CRONO vs Max?
For a second... wanna fudge pop?
Fudge Pops own max
sure why not
Let's go get one

 

by mastermind
8-15-03
Deju vu
Well only a couple hours til' Knuckles beats Snake!
Didn't we have this match already? Didn't Snake already win?
Deju vu!
Well only a couple hours til' Knuckles beats Snake!
Didn't we have this match already? Didn't Snake already win? and didn't we have this comic already?
Deju vu!!!
Well only a couple hours til' Knuckles beats Snake!
Knuckles is going to lose..... ugh

 

by mastermind
8-15-03
Again?
No Knuckles is losing!
Deju vu!
The Matrix
What? is that some kind of french dressing?
No, it's a glitch in the matrix
And the bad matrix jokes
Sure thing Neo...
Agents will be coming for us shortly...

 

by mastermind
8-15-03
Dante must win ryu must lose
beat that dum ryu dante
if this were a real battle dante would win
Dantes the name
remember it kirby
or I'll liberation you

 

by mastermind
8-15-03
Dante must die
Dante must die mode for this match apparently
Ryu looks like he's gained about 100 lbs of muscle
Ryu wins
Let's wait and see what Ertyu says
Something along the lines of....
Perhaps he should join MMXs prophet challange?
Dante must win! He is the greatest kirby is dum you fulls
Dante must win! He is the greatest kirby is dum you fulls

 

by mastermind
8-18-03
Morning votes
Well, I think DK will come back, Nintnedo tends to get more morning votes...
It's tommy vercetti though
Vercetti is overrated...
No, hes popular
You can't handle the proof
wheres the proof?
He's popular!

 

by mastermind
8-18-03
DK Losing
So, when is DK comming Back?
Soon....
Dk Winning
Oh my, you were right, for like a second...
Oh well...
DK Lost
Heroic mario and his shenanigans, I like that word, don't you? Shenanigans
Alright, Alright, Mega Man takes out Vercetti thought

 

by mastermind
8-18-03
Liek
OMG!!!!!!!
Mega Man is like
pointing his gun at Zeldas head
MEGAMAN IS GOING TO KILL ZELDA ONE ONE ONE ONE
Now that I look back, I wish I had taken my Ritilan....

 

by mastermind
8-18-03
60!?
Alright, now why is Zelda getting near 40%? WHY?
It's Zelda... Zelda is a popular character
The Invisible Man
God?
What? You think I'm god? No i'm the invisible man! Okay I'm not but still that'd be cool right?
Mega Man wins
Not really...
Fine spoil my fun....

 

by mastermind
8-18-03
COUNTDOWN TO MAGUS VS LINK- 10 minuets!
Correction.... 48 hours 10 minuets!
WHAT???
You heard me, read the front page
My god....
Yep intermission!

 

by mastermind
8-18-03
Ryu! Ryu! Ryu!
!!!
Come on Ryu!
OUCH!
Did you bite me? You bit me didn't you?
Hey! WHERES THE CREAM FILLING?

 

by mastermind
8-18-03
what would you do for a klondike bar?
Hey! MMXcalibur, you can make prophet challanges, but will you hit yourself in the head with a nail for a klondike bar
Hmmm, no
Bark like a dog?
Come on, for the choclaty taste you can't get anywhere else?
Alright I'll do it
Klondike bars own
There we go!
MMM, what would you do-ooo, for a Klondike bar?

 

by mastermind
8-18-03
IT"S TIME FOR BANZAI!
Todays challange: how long will the lady talk with the man. A. 10 seconds B. 20 seconds C. 30 second D. THe lady never stop talking; Betting over!
Like, totally, yesterday, I was like, watching this like telivision show, and like this totally awesome guy was on there. And I was like, oh my god, oh my god. I couldn't believe it, it was like tot
Heh, she's hot, just nod and smile nod and smile
ally hot, and well like, it was totally awesome because I never saw brad before, without jennifer, and then I like went to see gigli, and it was like totally horrible, but it was cool cause ben was in
IF you said D you win!

 

by mastermind
8-19-03
Welcome to mcdonalds, how can I take your order
I'll take a McSalad, and a Cherry Coke please
INFEDEL! I shall now kill you and get 72 virgins....
On second thought...
I mean... would you like fries with that?
I think I'll pass

 

by mastermind
8-19-03
I think I died... now to get my 72 virgins...
I am General George Washington! You shall pay for fighting this country *POW*
ow this hurts...
I am Thomas Jefferson.... I freed this country for a reason! *POW*
This is insane!
I am James Madison, I provided AMerica to protect itself because of people like you *Whap*

 

by mastermind
8-19-03
WHY ME?
I too fought for the common defense *bap*
68 americans later....
THIS WAS NOT WHAT I WAS PROMISED!
What? I said you'd get 72 virginians when you died, what'd you think I said?
Darn it all to hell
I've been looking forward to this all my life! You and hitler completed my collectio! mwahahahah

 

by mastermind
8-19-03
I think this is the end of the road for you general
Nah, I read the history book stonewall, this is the part where you die
*bang* I think I got one!
You idiot you killed me!
Guess this means we don't win the war afterall...
Nope, but you do kill Lincoln you bastards!

 

by mastermind
8-20-03
10. Aeon says so. 9. Tingle. 8. Alfador....
I'm still voting Link
and that's why.... and don't try to refrute Team Rocket Elite, don't you try to refute!
I won't, but why do I feel like we are in a cheap cartoon?
I don't know but it's despicable!
eh, what's up doc?

 

by mastermind
8-20-03
Link wins!
This is a good day, Link wins
Shut up bible boy! why do you care?
Christians win!
Links carrying a bible
That's his SHIELD!
CST wins!
Attention Passangers: The servers have moved, the time the poll is updated is not. Thank you for flying Gfaqs air, and remember buckle up!
guess this means I didn't have to move! DAMNIT!

 

by mastermind
8-22-03
Will Squall pull an upset?
Nah, Samus will pwn him
I hope so...
Oh it will happen, it WILL happen
I'll take your word for it....
Good... cause I don't feel like arguing

 

by mastermind
8-22-03
Advance Warlord returns
Well at least Squall loses here
Now it's time to PWN Nanasilencer
Well Squall isn't doing that bad
I bet she fantasizes about squall
We need Faota Shakota movies from luigi vs squall...
I mean he's just so hot....... I mean ugly yes Ugly...

 

by mastermind
8-22-03
Cloud (mario) vs Bowser (shadow)?
Could this match surprise us like Mario vs Shadow did?
Totally!
Just imagine the square fanboys hah!
yeah hah!
Explain!
Why do we look like this? And what's in that bag?
drugs.... and drugs....

 

by mastermind
8-22-03
Uh oh
Well Bowser is pwned, this sucks, not quite Mario vs Shadow, hell not even Link vs Magus...
Yeah man
Double Uh OH
uhoh
Let me see what you have in the bag sir....
Did I say Uh oh?
We get to be cell mates! you get to be my...
Oh god no

 

by mastermind
8-22-03
August 22nd
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Thanks everyone!
Birthday
No problem
time to make the comic....
PIE!!!
Come on honey let's celebrate your birthday! I made cake! and pie!
Okay

 

by mastermind
8-25-03
Aeris will die!
Are you a prophet or something?
no...why?
Because if you've not played FF7 you are!
*sigh*
I crack myself up sometimes

 

by mastermind
8-25-03
Yay Sonic is Winning!
Good to see you in a good mood
I'm optomistic, I bet Sonic beats Cloud too!
Webesters: Optomistic: Delusional
Misprint
And link!
Correction: Insane

 

by mastermind
8-25-03
It begins
Woah Crono is winning!
Mario will catch up!
Is it over?
Darn!
He'll win!
Heroic mario said a mouthfull
Crono caught up!
This is Crazy

 

by mastermind
8-25-03
Cheaters!
You Crono Jerks are cheating!
No we aren't, you Mario freaks are
More cheaters!
Crono got caught last year
So what?
What the sign said
Means he would again

 

by mastermind
8-25-03
Haha! Yes I did cheat, how did they know?
But not on the poll
suckers!
I have the 100,000,000th post!
oh and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

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