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by myles1890
5-09-07
And so the time has cometh...
HI MARLY!
So you're still a necrophiliac? Okay, see you in a few days, mate...

 

by myles1890
5-09-07
And so, our hero Nudie finds himself a house and buys it...but little did he know that Dan the Monkey already owned the house...and had put a For Sale sign outside like a retard...
I didn't know the house came with a monkey!
I can do tricks.
Wow, what kinds of tricks?
Well...I'll need a volunteer.
Okay, I'll do it!
Great, now let's play "GET-OUT-OF-THAT-HOUSE!" Contestant one, comment one: Get the fuck out.

 

by myles1890
5-22-07
The time has come for me to find what my true purpose in life is.
You want big pleasha?
Fuckin' right, baby.

 

by myles1890
5-22-07
So...here for the big game?
Oh, you bet. Brought my dog and everything.
I am a dog. Oink.
That's your dog?
That's what he WANTS me to think...

 

by myles1890
5-22-07
So, uh...er...the national park...and there's the warden's office.
Yeah...and we gotta go in there, man.
Why? I'm freaking Rudolph! They can't take me in. I'm like a celebrity to the animal world.
Oh, yeah, and I'm Don Knotts.
The fuck?
Don't criticize me.

 

by myles1890
5-24-07
So, how long you been an animator?
'Bout twenty years. Fixed myself up nice and all.
So you think you're able to draw some really good pictures?
Yeah, why?
Try drawing Michael Jackson's face - BEFORE he left the hood.
Aw, now you're just yankin' my chain.

 

by myles1890
5-24-07
Hiya, mate! I'm looking for the manager.
That's me, right here. What do ya need?
Well, I bought this overly loud and whining stereo last week from your shop downstairs, and it's not fixed yet.
Oh, I'll get right on it.
Seriously?
No. Fuck you, you bought it, you deal with it.

 

by myles1890
9-04-07
Oh...my god.
REEEER!
What the hell are you supposed to be, Billy?
REEER!
Wait...let me guess...the skeleton with a boner? Dude, you did this LAST year!
REEEER!

 

by myles1890
9-04-07
I'm SO spanked from last night's movie!
I know, man! I didn't know nuts like 'dem could bend so well!
Yeah. Ms. Pennyapple had it GOIN'!
DAYYYYYMN RIGHT!
DAAAAAAAAYMN!
DAAAAAAAYMN!

 

by myles1890
9-04-07
Don't worry, Joana. It's perfectly alright.
But Elvis, that's Johnathon you're probing! We're supposed to be after Trent!
That matters not, Joana. I mean, look! This small penis surely means lack of power!
Elvis, I hate to say this, but have you flown down south lately?

 

by myles1890
9-04-07
Make me smile, bitch.
???
C'mon, FUCKING MAKE ME SMILE! I've been standing here with my pants down for an hour!
DUDE! I'm NOT doing that!
Oh, sorry dude! This kiddy park is so screwed up, I thought you were the porta-poddy!

 

by myles1890
9-04-07
Hey, what's up dude?
Nothing, just back in the medical business. Going to try my hand at CPR training again.
Oh really? How's it taste?
It's a little dry, but perfect nonetheless.
Needs butter though.
Yeah.

 

by myles1890
9-07-07
Arrr.
Hi. What can I do for you?
I be scavenging for an item, gar!
Okay...what type of item?
Gar...your sack be my target!

 

by myles1890
9-07-07
I'm gonna kill you, Officer Dan.
You wouldn't do that. You'd be charged with murder AND assault on a police officer.
Oh...which charge is worse?
I'd say the assault on a police officer. Why?

 

by myles1890
2-17-08
Ah! You've found the murder weapon, Mr. Hutsly!
Yes...and the murderer...is...you, Billy!
Wait...you're joking, right? Surely you can't be serious!
Yes, I am serious...
And don't call me Shirly.

 

by myles1890
2-17-08
Ya...come to think of it, I saw that advertisement a few weeks ago.
Yes, I know. It was quite the goofy ad. I mean...you can't actually sell toasters that GUARANTEE burning.
It's just suicide.
Yes. Suicide.
But...ya, come to think of it, I saw that advertisement a few weeks-
Shut up.

 

by myles1890
2-17-08
Sweet! Finally got on to that reality TV show, "Board House!"
Dude, no. Fuck no. F-U-C-K, NO!
What? What's wrong, man? Whoever gets out first gets $500,000!
It's just...well...being stuck in a boarded up house gives me...thoughs...
Really? What types of thoughs?
Well...remember that one time with Shannon a few years ago? When she called the police on me...the same night she was in the hospital for having a nail shoved up her...

 

by myles1890
5-18-08
I've got the BEST idea EVER...
Wait, wait, hold on! I know!
*poof*
So do I! Man, it's a wonder I'm not human, too!

 

by myles1890
5-18-08
So, man, I've been thinking about what happened to you, and-
No, man, it's okay. It wasn't your fault you lost control of the car.
I mean, I might have a tumor and all, and there are blood blisters the size of cantaloupes in my stomach, but I'll be okay, dude.
No...it's just that I sort of borrowed twenty bucks, and you may never see that money again...so...yeah...

 

Riding a cockatrice isn't as fun as I thought it would be...
by myles1890, 9-14-08

 

by myles1890
9-14-08
And to confirm that you're high, you must first pass my test.
Right on.
First question: What's my name?
What the fuck?!
WHO ARE YOU?! SHOW YOURSELF!

 

by myles1890
9-14-08
Bobby, that's it. You're fired.
Sh-sh-sh-sh...heh-heh-heh-kill-kill-kill...
And I mean that. You're seriously creating quite an uproar
CHRLICK!
Chrlick? What the fuck?
Don't look at me, I only say what the guy at the keyboard tells me to say.

 

by myles1890
9-14-08
Oh, no! Pikachu? PIKACHUUUU!
Hey, man. Still can't beat that new Diamond game?
Fuck no! It's almost as if the guys at Nintendo hate us.
They're douchebags, I hear ya.
Meanwhile at Nintendo of Japan...
I feel a disturbance in the force...

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