All comics by seanator

 

by seanator
8-16-08
9:00 PM
i'll sleep in my clothes to save time in the morning...
1:00 AM
is someone at the door?
1:01 AM
nope... it was just my imagination...

 

by seanator
8-16-08
1:02 PM
what a busy day...
1:25 PM
i am the master of the universe...
MASTER CHEN! OUR HULL IS BEING PIERCED!
7:00 AM
i sleep in my clothes to save time in the morning...

 

by seanator
8-18-08
7:30 AM
why did i have to fiddle with my watch by there...
i cant even shoot a basket, but ill be damned if i miss the toilet...
ill be damned either way i guess... better fish it out...

 

by seanator
8-18-08
One fine day...
Momma, when I graduate, I wanna graduate Magnum Cum Load!
I'm happy you have set such a high goal for yourself Jimmy, but it's "Magna Cum Laude"
♪ It's something unpredictable, but in the end its right, I hope you had the time of your life ♪
...And through the rest of your trials, you will prevail!!! GO TROJANS

 

by seanator
8-19-08
One fine day...
I don't know if you heard, but a girl named Elizabeth Smart was kidnapped, more like Elizabeth Dumb am I right?
*cough*
Remember Terri Schaivo? Since when do comas make you suddenly really ugly?
Who else thinks that if the new pope was black the pope mobile would have a lot more gold and spinners on it?
too late

 

by seanator
8-19-08
One fine day...
Google image search: Christina Applegate after surgery
Did you mean Debra Messing?

 

Hitotsu hi wa genki desu...
Erection day coming up very fast
Yes, Me Cane wants to be erect
by seanator, 8-20-08

 

by seanator
8-23-08
One fine day...
So I'm in the elevator at work with some kid...
yeah...
and I asked him where his mom was and he answered, "In Heaven" and it was so awkward...
yeah
because for the rest of the elevator ride I had to explain to him, "You know... There is no such thing as heaven..."

 

by seanator
8-25-08
One fine day...
Eat shit, scumbag!
Alright, how much will you give me?
10 bucks?
Deal
*munch munch* How's it taste? like ten big ones cock-SUCKER! *munch munch*

 

by seanator
8-25-08
One fine day...
Did you call me Chen?
yes, look, i lengthened the ceiling fan cord so you can turn off the lights from your bed... its cool see...
That is the single dumbest idea ever! What happens when you trip over it you clumsy idiot!
I'm gonna tell everyone how stupid you are!
no, its a good idea, see? i lengthened the ceiling fan cord so you can turn the lights off from your bed...

 

by seanator
8-25-08
6:00 PM
woo... i love parties... we are going to party like its 1999... get it its a prince song...
7:00 PM
woo... i love parties... lets go crazy... like in the prince song get it...
creep
7:15 PM
its... its a prince song... a prince song... why doesnt anyone like prince songs?

 

by seanator
8-25-08
7:30 PM
prince song... zzzZZZzzz
7:45 PM
what... who are you...
Why dontcha recognise me? I'm the funky fresh spirit of Prince! I'm here to show you how to get all sorts of nasty with the ladies!!!
7:56 PM
What was that noise?

 

by seanator
8-26-08
One fine day...
Stuffing's Done!
It's about ti- WHAAA?

 

by seanator
8-26-08
But I cant be... a jizzard!
Have you ever played with your wand? How do you explain people just losing their clothes around you?
Well theres Hufflemuff, Rapingcock, Rippin'Whores, or Slit-you're-in
I've heard only the naughtiest get picked for slit-you're-in
You've satisfied a cave troll all by yourself? Five points for Rippin' Whores!

 

by seanator
8-27-08
One fine day...
So how's Louisiana?
There's a hurricane coming again. Do you think I can live with you for a bit if I have to evacuate?
Hurricane Gustav has already killed 22 people and may wreak havoc on a still recovering New Orleans. We can only pray.
12 pack of condoms and a can of whipped cream, that'll be $15.76

 

by seanator
8-27-08
One fine day...
The only reason there's no cure for breast cancer is its a female problem and we live in a man's world.
Oh?
Impotence is a male problem, and we have tons of cures for that!
Your argument is flawed...
Howso?
If scientists found the cures to important male problems, wouldn't we have found a cure for bitchy women by now?

 

by seanator
8-29-08
One fine day...
*GLORP GLORP SMACK*
UUUNGHHH...
*GLORP SCHLEWW*
OOOOOHHH....
Sean, you are the best blow jobber in the world!
Gee thanks Captain Obvious!

 

by seanator
8-30-08
One fine day...
You drink and curse way too much
You aren't comfortable in your own skin
Your hair is longer than your mom's, yet greasier than your dog's
You're vegan, claim it to be healthier, yet you are still fat
The sexual tension between us is palpable
My parent's basement or yours?

 

by seanator
9-02-08
One fine day...
Sooo... What we're gonna do is file incident reports and put them in the corresponding bin, whoever turns it in last has to eat the entire bin!
...

 

by seanator
9-02-08
One fine day...
You're quite the ladies man Jeff what's your secret?
Its no coincidence that I dress so hip and independently...
To woo the women!
No, the sunglasses give me about 5 seconds of protection in which to apply the choloroform

 

by seanator
9-02-08
Choad you really need to host a contest.
But I'm watching this paint dry
But the paint isn't new, its already dry.
It's new in that one spot.
Ok but after you are done you have to do it, maybe a contest about paint drying.
That's not going to happen.

 

by seanator
9-02-08
Choad I'm back but you still didn't host the contest
Yes I did, if I didn't we wouldn't be in the forums right now
How are we in a forum?

 

by seanator
9-02-08
Choad its about time you hosted that contest.
I already did, weren't you a person a second ago?
No I was always a chicken.
I'm pretty sure you were John4-1 and then John2-1
Let me go check.

 

by seanator
9-03-08
Here is my time machine, lets go in and see if I was a chicken or not.
I know you werent.
Choad you really need to host a contest.
But I'm watching this paint dry
That wasn't a time machine that was a Disney View Master of us that you superimposed a chicken on.

 

by seanator
9-03-08
You are procrastinating, host the contest, you chicken!
Did you just make an ironic chicken joke?
No
Well ok then.

 

by seanator
9-03-08
Look! See? I posted it.
Holy crap, you aren't choad anymore.
This is me when I am on the computer.
You look thinner!
Thanks.
You're very welcome.

 

by seanator
9-04-08
One fine day...
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
An Ideal Woman.

 

by seanator
9-04-08
One fine day...
Mrs. Johnson is at a yoga class 30 miles from home, If she leaves at 5:30PM Going 30mph where should she be at 6:00PM?
In the kitchen

 

by seanator
9-04-08
One fine day...
I am a mother, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
Terri Schiavo?

 

by seanator
9-04-08
One fine day...
I'm very light, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
Larry King's erect penis.

 

by seanator
9-06-08
One fine day...
so then i told him you'd better not borrow my laptop without asking this time...
but he did...
Don't you worry chen I'll just have to kill his children! haha you are so funny mr. cooler... im glad i have you to talk to...

 

by seanator
9-07-08
8:46 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1
Look up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
Actually, you're right! It is a pl-

 

by seanator
9-08-08
One fine day...
Dad, the bullies are getting to me again...
Give 'em a good 'ol headbutt! Just grab the back of their skull and hit 'em head on!
Head on?
Apply directly to your forehead!
...Head on?
Apply directly to your forehead!

 

by seanator
9-08-08
One fine day...
Grandma, I want to be a crusty old man for halloween and...
Say no more! you want to borrow some clothing of your grandfathers!
Wow, theres so much stuff here! Great idea grandma!
Just come on out when you're ready
Hey punks! Off my lawn!
Hohoho you've got your grandfather down to a SCIENCE!

 

by seanator
9-09-08
One fine day...
Excuse me sir where can I find the DVDs?
Downstairs.
How do I get there?
Go down the stairs.

 

by seanator
9-09-08
One fine day...
Hey man!
Hey! Whats up?
Yes I know the grocery list, I'm picking it up right now...
>:(
Bill, I gotta tell you, I'm not happy. You really dropped the ball on that deal.

 

by seanator
9-09-08
One fine day...
Oh honey this is so romantic.
You did great at screwing everything up.
WHAT?
The MANILLA folders Joe! What the hell is a vanilla Folgers?
*sigh* the waiters coming
Well I'm going to need a hero to fix this!

 

by seanator
9-09-08
One fine day
Stop fiddling with your sandwich.
Jeff, you're a life-saver! Thanks a lot!
I told you not to bring that thing...
Everyones dropping the ball and I can't do anything about it, I'm at my anniversary dinner...
I want a divorce.
Yeah It's going great! Hold on I have to use the restroom... Yeah sure I can talk.

 

One fine day...
She was like blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah haha she wouldn't just can it! Hold on... someone is on the other line... Hello? oh hi mom *UNNGH* just trying to get this jar open!
by seanator, 9-09-08

 

by seanator
9-09-08
One fine day...
My followers are such freaks! I apparently can be stuck on any cause!
Two words, Suicide Bombers. At least people are allowed to see your true form!
Members of both of our churches are crazy I guess, I wish they just relaxed...
I wonder what the head of Scientology thinks...
Hey Tom Cruise, how do you like your members?
Turgid and throbbing.

 

by seanator
9-11-08
One fine day...
You know... It's 9/11 today...
Yeah...
The kids have really stepped up, they are going to spend the day reflecting.
I am so proud of them...
JENGA!
JENGA!

 

by seanator
9-11-08
One fine day...
I won.
No you didn't, you finished last.
I won.
No, you came in dead last.
Thats only your opinion. I won.
YOU HAD TO EAT THE FUCKIN COOKIE DUDE! YOU LOST!

 

by seanator
9-13-08
One fine day...
It is I! The rotten tomato! You shall now watch Evan Almighty, and when you are done, Lady in the Water!
oh no! this looks like a job for Siskelman!
Siskelman! Drat!
Your plan gets two thumbs down...YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!
Ah but Siskelman, I have an ace up my sleeve! RUSSIAN CINEMA RADIATION BLAST!
Brain cancer! My only weakness! How did you know?!?

 

by seanator
9-13-08
One fine day...
You raid the bedrooms number 2, I'll go for the kitchen.
Alright!
This place creeps me out...
Stop right there!
Homosexual Innuendo man! I didn't even recognize you!
Thats because I came in number 2!

 

One fine day...
...and after all of that is done, you come across a chest.
by seanator, 9-16-08

 

by seanator
9-17-08
One fine day...
Gimme your spare change or else!
Jesus y Maria Jose! Somejuan help!
This looks like a job for...
Take THAT!
Homosexual Innuendo Man!
I gave that bum a good firm licking!
hooray!

 

by seanator
9-17-08
One fine day...
Homosexual Innuendo Man, fear me! For my mighty cell wall is impervious to your punches!
How did you do it Homosexual Innuendo Man?
He was stiff as a board, and I was rock hard, so we butted heads until I came out on top!

 

by seanator
9-17-08
One fine day...
*GASP* It seems I'm on the recieving end of an unusual package
Dear Homosexual Innuendo Man, Leave town or more will be slain just like this one. Best Wishes, Randy Rockhard
This particular stiffy has left a bad taste in my mouth. One thing is for sure, I am going to get Randy Rock hard!

 

by seanator
9-17-08
One fine day...
Randy Rockhard! Stop right there!
Homosexual Innuendo Man this ends now!
*Grunt Grunt*
HOAAAHGH
Good job again Homosexual Innuendo Man... How did you do it?
Well I got Randy really fast, then he beat me off, so I pounded his ass to a fine pulp.

 

by seanator
9-18-08
One fine day...
I am going to fail my chemistry test tomorrow.
Look on the bright side.

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