All comics by shohmyoh

 

by shohmyoh
5-26-06
OHHHH Man. I need my coffee but Rex wants to talk.
Hi Sam; guess what happened to me today. I was driving here and some retard in the car in front of me.…BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
God Shut up. I don't care! I need my caffeine fix! Why am I even listening to you? All you ever do is say old things.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
I haven't heard him say anything new in about 65 million years.

 

by shohmyoh
5-26-06
Dear Jesus; I love you and have a miracle to ask.
Damn it's too early in the morning to do this shit. Can't we wait until Noon?
My sister has ovarian cancer. I know it's a lot to ask and you are busy but could you please take it away from her.
It's not even 6am. What I'm going to do next is going to take all my strength.
FUCKING SHUT UP WILL YOU. IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO SAY HELLO IN THE MORNING. TRY DOING A MIRCLE YOU BITCH. Errr I mean no.

 

by shohmyoh
8-15-08
Hey Willy. How are you?
S-S-S-So c-c-cold.
Why are you cold it's the Middle of August.
I k-know but I c-c-c-c-can't seem to get wa-warm
Did you eat the 15 inch sub that was behind your desk for 8 months and now have food poisioning
Y-Yes. I h-ha-have a pr-problem.

 

by shohmyoh
8-15-08
ahhhh nothing like a good pee in the morning.
Woah what are you doing in here this is the men's room?
Yeah I know. I just came in to look at your penis.

 

by shohmyoh
8-15-08
Hey Lara walked by my desk today. She's so pretty.
hmmmm
I seem to feel that I have a special bond with her, but she doesn't even notice me.
What kind of bond? Is it the one where you watch her through the window of her house while you sit in a nearby tree.
Why yes it is. I just wish I could say somthing to her.
Just tap on the window next time. I'm sure that will open up a bunch of interesting conversations.

 

by shohmyoh
8-19-08
Hey kid go back to bed.
Hey arn't you the Easter bunny?
Yes I am, but now that you have seen me I have to do the same thing as Santa would do.
So does that mean I'll get coal instead of chocolate.
Kinda.

 

by shohmyoh
4-29-10
Yessss!!!! This is the greatest thing ever.
Hey Jesus what are you so happy about? Did you have a lot of people become Christian recently?
No no. I'm just happy that there is finally a clip art image of me on this site that doesn't have me hanging on that stupid cross.

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