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It's from the bomb. It wants to know why you're wearing that godawful bunny suit. Oh, and it wants us to know that we're pretty much dead.
by skerd22, 6-25-08

 

by skerd22
6-25-08
I found this fish in your underwear drawer.
I was going to eat it by myself, but figured I'd give you the chance to have some.
Who are you?

 

by skerd22
6-25-08
I...I think we're all clear over here...
I don't see anyone below us...
...except that guy with the flamethrower.

 

by skerd22
6-25-08
Those are not carrot trees you just cut down.

 

by skerd22
6-25-08
What can I get fa you?
I'll take a distraction salad, but my friend here will have...
AHHHHH!
I hate being your accomplice.
Oh my, it seems I have bling stuck in my teeth.

 

by skerd22
6-26-08
It's from Margaret. She says she hates your hair. It's the color, not the style. Also, put on a shirt.
That last part was me thinking out loud.

 

You so blinked.
Did not.
by skerd22, 6-26-08

 

by skerd22
6-26-08
I say, Jill, this is the cleanest cubicle my optical intakes have ever had the pleasure of intaking!
I doubt that. I'm not O.C.D. like McCormett over there.
Don't reject a compliment, child! Tis unbecoming of a lady such as yourself. Learn to accept hearing good things about yourself.
Um...sure.
Let's practice: Jill, you have the most perfect legs I've ever seen.
I'm calling security.

 

by skerd22
6-26-08
So what do you think, T-Dogg?
It's quite grandiose. I've never been on a course this exclusive before.
I know. Take it all in.
Why is security charging this way?
What? Oh...I forgot. The Club already met the "Affirmative Action" requirements by having Tiger play here last week.
I HATE YOU. AND MY NAME IS TYRESE, JERK.

 

by skerd22
6-26-08
Robin E. Chirpsy! Why aren't you in your cage?
You naughty little brat! Get back in your cage this instant!
I mean it, young man!

 

by skerd22
6-26-08
Hay gurl, I know we stuck on an island an all, but you is lookin' so fine! You all doin' yo tropical thing, workin' that beach, an makin' a brotha hotta than the sun!
Whatever. I found a flare gun amidst some wreckage down by the cove.
What you gonna do with that? Get us rescued or some mess like that? Maybe I'm likin' this whole "isolation" thang...just me and my boo...
Actually, I think I'm going to shoot myself in the face with it.
That's funny, baby. You know you shine bright enough already, cuz dang!

 

by skerd22
6-26-08
Well I'll be! A stray kitten! Where are you from, little one?
Meow.
Hrm. No collar, and no ability to employ the English language...well, I'll go ahead and take care of you, would you like that?
Is this the part where you eat me?
What a fantastic question! Forgive my previous assumption of your vocal inability. But, to answer your question, yes.

 

by skerd22
6-26-08
Mr. Cantin, we reget to inform you that our insurance policy does not cover accidental evil-robot-shark attacks.
Those cheapskates.
We recommend checking your manufacturer's warranty.
What do I look like, a toaster? I GOT BIT.
We are sorry, but there's nothing we can do.
Yeah, well there's plenty I can't do without MY RIGHT SIDE. I'd write an angry reply but I WAS RIGHT HANDED.

 

by skerd22
6-26-08
You can not yet kill me, Miyagi-san, for I must reveal a deep, dark secret from our past.
Blast! Now the color AND the sound have failed!

 

I can't believe you're going to space without me!
Doug, you and I both know you've always been the down-to-earth one.
by skerd22, 6-27-08

 

by skerd22
6-27-08
I've never seen you around here before.
I'm Joe-Billy-Bob-John Smith!
Of course you are. The name isn't ringing any bells.
I'm a janitor, just like my daddy before me and his daddy before him!
How terribly clichè.
In case it isn't obvious, I'm a total hillbilly.

 

I wish you wouldn't rock the bed so much.
I wish you wouldn't space out so often.
by skerd22, 6-27-08

 

by skerd22
6-27-08
Thus summer's blockbuster action-comedy: Rush Hour 12 (starring Katt Williams and Bela Lugosi)
Don't make me introduce your face to my pimp hand!
I vant to suck your BLOOD!
Editor's Aside
I would like to acknowledge that this comic is very lame. However in keeping with the spirit of random, I kept it. Move along.

 

by skerd22
6-27-08
Do you think anyone will ever find us out here?
Undoubtedly.
The chance of surviving increases greatly when there's even a limited food supply.
Is that your way of saying you'll sacrifice yourself so I can live?
No, that's my way of saying I'm hungry.

 

by skerd22
6-27-08
Honest, officer! Someone else stabbed her with my pocket knife!
And then parked your car on her?
Are you saying that's not possible?
I'm saying you're under arrest.
Guess I shouldn't have called the police, then.
Among other things.

 

That is NOT a camera. Are you sure you're a professional photographer?
by skerd22, 6-27-08

 

"Put a nail in the stud to steady it."
I don't feel any more steady.
by skerd22, 6-27-08

 

No means no.
Duly noted.
by skerd22, 6-27-08

 

by skerd22
6-27-08
Those are your clothes, aren't they?
Maybe.
And they're not on you because...
No reason.
You should rethink this.
Whatever. Streaking is cool.

 

by skerd22
6-27-08
Stay back, Elder Beast!
Sonny...it's me...your grandmother.
Do you not see the uniform? I'm a red shirt. I can't afford to take ANY chances!
You're a terrible grandson.
Oh yeah, well I hate your cookies!
And I hate your mother.

 

by skerd22
6-27-08
Crap. You're still here.
Will you go out with me now?

 

by skerd22
6-29-08
I love National Dance at Work day!
I can feel the groove, n00b!
I am so 1337, lol!
Why is there a monkey dancing on the table?
I don't know, but I'm recording that on my phone and learning his dance moves! PWN!!!

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