All comics by suicide_king

 

R.I.P. Tookie by suicide_king 12-13-05
So, must be a sad day for you and your people, huh? Why do you say that?	Governor Schwarzenegger went ahead with the execution of that Tookie Williams guy.	You know, the founder of the Crips.

 

Deep, dark tan 2 by suicide_king 3-03-06
You sure gotta nice tan.	I'm black.	Fine, I'll gather the firewood and you just sit around.

 

Deep, dark tan 3 by suicide_king 3-03-06
You sure gotta nice tan.	I'm black.	I'm not a very good swimmer either.

 

Lance Armstrong, 2010

I once dated a gal with one tit named Sheryl. What did she name the other tit?

by suicide_king, 3-08-06

 

Deep, dark tan 4 by suicide_king 3-08-06
You sure gotta a nice tan.	I'm black.	Well then, maybe you can weave palm leaves into a rim and hollow out that coconut to make a basketball.

 

Sweet Toast (or can't you just wish her a "happy birthday?") by suicide_king 11-03-09
Well congratulations little one for findin' your way outta that stink hole and not turnin' into a retard.	Mom, Uncle Benny is here for my birthday party!

 

Lawn Bomb by suicide_king 4-07-20
I'm gonna walk the dog.		I forgot poop bags. Why not just shit here?

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