blind date by supersverre8-06-05 you know, i'd feel a lot more comfortable if you stopped waving your axe at me all the time.
the boondock saints by supersverre8-06-05 random bible quote killin time random bible quote killin time random bible quote killin time
remaining text 7 by supersverre8-06-05 er... don't even go there i told you not to go starboard DON'T GO THERE
happy rainbow land by supersverre8-06-05 everythiiiing is a-ok IN HAPPY RAINBOW LAND you know... i really hate you.
no, really. what's with beetle bailey by supersverre8-06-05 now that i think about it i think beetle bailey is probably the worst comic ever. i mean, some of the old ones are good. but now... SHEESH! i just work here.
sorry by supersverre9-30-05 you'd think this sort of random layout would be a source of inspiration for the writer in question. then again, no.
remaining text 8 by supersverre10-26-05 intriguing indeed i wonder, just how do you do that? ain't nuthin to it you just get on the ball and start the show
death row aids test by supersverre10-26-05 good news, my good chum! what? the results were negative! yeah? now we can use the syringe twice!
burglar bill and kitty fiddler by supersverre10-26-05 ok, are you ready for this? born ready! breaking in to the white house won't be... cotchi-cotchi-coo! ready for action, mr. kitty? are you a good cat? aaaw, such a good cat. i just wish you wouldn't bring your cat every time. he understands me. you obviously don't.
baconlife by supersverre12-03-05 BOO! AAH! scared you didn't i not really i was just reflecting upon my probably really short lifespan
bunny in bathroom by supersverre12-03-05 fine! take a leak in your bunny suit but don't say i didn't warn you
young freelance writer and flytrap in the big city by supersverre12-03-05 this should make for a slightly above-average sitcom FEED ME
pirate&clown by supersverre12-13-05 i'm a manly pirate. i'm a portly and colorful clown. this is the perfect opportunity for a gay joke. i know, i know.
mailman johnny tourette 2 by supersverre3-06-06 YOU HAVE MAIL it's from me, it's a love letter! aww, you shouldn't have BITCH
hide and seek by supersverre3-07-06 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 6, 7, 8 9, 10. hey! you're still here! i can't take this anymore.
ghost of christmas past by supersverre3-07-06 wow! so this is what the surface looks like tell me more, ghost of christmas past i got nuthin what? figured you'd be dead by now
jailtalk by supersverre3-10-06 so how did you end up here? turns out kids don't like giant rabbits for their birthday parties. ...uninvited, with a bag full of weapons. so did you... yeah, i managed to eat some of them.
trippin by supersverre3-11-06 woah. just... woah. everything is so... meaningful. yeah. don't knock the roofies, that's what i've always said.
perfect vision by supersverre3-18-06 hmm. what are you doing? trying to hear if the paramedics arrived in time. dude, they're right over there. just because i'm a psychotic serial killer doesn't mean i necessarily have perfect vision, you know. sorry.
touché by supersverre3-18-06 can i help you? i've come to warn you about the dangers of smoking. okay. smoking will potentially kill you. and you should know, mr. extinct species. touché.
remaining text 10 by supersverre3-18-06 that's right, kid. just walk quietly past. nobody will suspect anything. i hope this is a dream.
birthday party by supersverre3-18-06 i appreciate the gesture and all i just think maybe the flag is a bit much i mean, it's not even my birthday
who is to decide what is life and what is not by supersverre3-18-06 and so, that concludes the tour of the robot factory. any questions? can the robots... feel emotions? no. they're machines. oh, ok.
acid flashback by supersverre3-18-06 jesus. if only i remembered where i put my clothes last night. not to mention why the fuck i'm carrying around this giant snail. i'm right here, you know. i hope this is an acid flashback. oh, i'll bet you do, bitch.