All comics by the_rew

 

The Stick Man and the Cynic : Part 10 by the_rew 10-01-02
That scared the life out of me! Don't ever do that again! Understand? Yeah

 

The Stick Man and the Cynic : Part 11 by the_rew 10-01-02
Now before I begin to contact the deceased, I need to know what you want to say to him Basically, make sure you tell him that I'm sorry his holiday didn't work out better...	Any thing else? Erm...oh yeah... tell him that there was this one time I crept into his room while he was sleeping and force fed him a sheep's bladder	Ah! And remind him he still owes me a fiver!

 

The Stick Man and the Cynic : Part 12...The conclusion by the_rew 10-01-02
Anything yet? Yes...it's Jim! He hasn't got your money I'm afraid. In fact he has no money at all now. He doesn't even have any clothes... But the sex keeps him warm	The sex? Yes.. many times every day apparently. Wake up, have sex. Breakfast. Sex. Lunch then sex. Afternoon sex. Dinner, sex, off to bed and of course sex!	Sounds like he's having a great time. I can't wait to get to heaven too! Oh...he's not in heaven.... He's been reincarnated as a rabbit.

 

DexX : A Comic Tribute by the_rew 10-04-02
Ok DexX, so we can get you away from SC.com without the regs finding out, me and the guys are gonna have to put you in a sack marked "laundry" and carry you. Hmm, sounds good. But those regs are speedy. You're gonna have to move fast.	Trust me, we will. Now, obviously we'll leave under the cover of dark. What exact time do you think will be best? About twelve o'clock?	And that children, was the story of DexX's Midnight Runners...

 

Dadaism.... didn't he fly too close to the sun or something? by the_rew 10-08-02
The dicitonary describes Dadaism as_"a nihilistic_art_movement (especially in painting) that flourished in Europe early in the 20th century"	"Based on irrationality and negation of the accepted laws of beauty."	Neng!!! gNAR???!

 

Logic by the_rew 10-08-02
Come to my party! I'd rather die	Time passes as our hero thinks of a new plan...	Eureka! After 2 months, he has it Come to my other party! Are you still here?

 

Broken Tool by the_rew 10-28-02
Tobor? Shouldn't you be out cornholing innocent and helpless individuals? RARRR! SOB SOB! TOBOR CANNOT. TOBOR HAVE PROBLEM, BUT WOULD RATHER SHOW CLANGO GRAPICALLY		Oh dear

 

Cow Physics by the_rew 10-29-02
Moooo! moo, moo moo, moo. Mooo! Ha ha!		What the fuck are you talking about?

 

New Artwork by the_rew 10-29-02
Look over there Bob! Thanks to the new Artwork, we finally have some cows at our ranch! Yeehaw!	Mooo! Moooo!	So...err...what do we do with them? Aren't you supposed to get wool from cows or something? Don't be an idiot! Everyone knows you get wool from sharks!

 

For Your Pies Only by the_rew 10-29-02
Hey there fatty! Had enough pie fatty? Haha! You're fat!	You're so fat that when you sit around the house...you literally sit around the hous... Actually, the reason I look like this is because I'm with child.	You're a woman??? Well don't look at me, I'm not the father! You're a man???

 

Elephantastic by the_rew 11-22-02
Snort! Shit! A bull! And here's me all dressed in red!	What am I gonna do? Relax. Science tells us that Bulls are colour blind. You're more likely to...get eaten by an elephant or something!	CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!

 

CC 156 : Hammer Time Part 1 by the_rew 11-28-02
If it isn't Colin, my favourite hammerhead shark! I haven't seen you in years! You finished with my power drill yet? Forget it Martin, I'm not speaking to you. I think you know why.	You're still going on about that? It was just a joke! A joke, right. Let's see if I remember correctly....	Fancy dissolve FX to indicate a flashback... My hammer's broken and I only drove the nail in half way! What shall I do? I've got a friend that may be able to help...

 

CC 156 : Hammer Time, Part 2 by the_rew 11-28-02
For four hours, he pounded that nail with my head! He couldn't seem to figure out why the nail wasn't being driven in further... or why his hammer was bleeding	Now wait a minute here Colin. I was willing to forgive you for what you did I did nothing! Oh wait... you're talking about the tail thing, right?	Yet another dissolve... Wew! Would've thought that blade would go straight through your flesh AND bone Martin. Martin?

 

CC 156 : Hammer Time, Part 3 by the_rew 11-28-02
So I nearly bled to death. Big Deal! And consequently I've been rooted to the spot for 8 years. So what? I love you man! You love me?! You didn't lose any other parts in that accident, did you?	The way I see it, is that you have to forgive each person you meet once, and once only. Ah, well here's the thing. I've done other things too. Remember those teeth of yours that went missing?	Yeah, well that was me. I sold them as bottle openers... You're a life saver!

 

CC 156 : Hammer Time, Part 4 by the_rew 11-28-02
You bastard! Oh yeah, and when I leant one of your ties to that murderer...	...so he could blend into the crowd and kill that pirate friend of yours...	...and you remember that book you wrote that took years? Well I used that to line the bottom of my pet bird's cage tweet!

 

Hammer Time, Part 5 by the_rew 11-28-02
That's it! I take it all back, I'm gonna fuckin' kill you! Big words from a fish with no tail!	Oh yeah? Well watch this! Here boy! **Whistle!** ?	What the...? I'm Martin's tail, and you're in for it now pal!

 

Hammer Time, Part 6 - An End to the Tail by the_rew 11-28-02
After much fighting.... You did it! You destroyed the evil Colin! Yes, but enough of this. We must make sweet sweet love!	*** SEX SCENE CENSORED ***	And it would have been a happy ending, if Martin hadn't have bragged to his mates... Dude, I fucked my own tail! You sick freak!

 

Talkin' Bout My Generation by the_rew 11-28-02
It's sad that myself and my friends were educated to a reasonably high level, yet most of our conversations today consist of this... Do you remember "The Flumps?" Yeah! What about "James The Cat"?	Yeah! But what was that one with the yellow pointy hat, and Paul Daniels? "Wizbit"?	That's it! I still remember the theme tune. "Ha ha, this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way. Ha ha this-a-way, my oh my!" Hey, whatever happened to "Gilbert's Fridge"?

 

CC 157 : The choice is yours... by the_rew 12-06-02
So I said "them two cowboys aint gonna judge that comic competition all by themselves!" Ha ha!		See! I was right! What the fuck are you talking about?

 

StripCreator Board Game by the_rew 4-16-03
TURBINE TROUBLE: Contrary to popular belief, the rotor turbines begin generating gravitons. Lose a turn while you work out how this miracle is achieved Who can odds it eh?	Sub_m7 finally gets round to hacking into your bank account, leaving you penniless. Throw all your money into the air, and let the other players catch it. Told you! Respect my skillz! Meths doesn't taste that bad actually...	Lose a turn trying to talk to a deaf old woman. I said, LET ME PAST! eh?

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