So, a young boy comes home with a big smile on his face, his mom asks why is he so happy, he says: I had sex with my english teacher. Mom says wait till you dad gets home and hears this...
Dad comes home and smiles proudly: I hear you had sex with your english teacher... Let's go buy you a bike to celebrate!
The boy smiles and says: That's great dad, but can we get a football instead, my ass really hurts!
