All comics by vampire123

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
A NEW CAR, BEST THING ABOUT BUYING A NEW CAR IS THAT NEW CAR SMELL
THAT IS THE BEST SMELL IN THE WORLD
EXCEPT FOR PUSSY

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
I HAVE A DOG THAT IS A SPLICE BETWEEN A BULLDOG AND A SHITSU
SO I NAMED HIM
BULLSHIT

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
WHAT'S WRONG WITH WEED
CIGARETES KILL MORE PEOPLE THAN WEED DOES
SO WHY BLAME MARY JANE

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
I WENT TO SEE MY THERAPIST AGAIN
AND GUESS WHO WAS THERE
HIS CROSS DRESSING SON

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
I ASKED MY BOSS FOR MY JOB BACK, I SAID I'LL DO ANYTHING
AND HE SAID
LET ME BANG YOUR MOM AND YOU'RE REHIRED, AND I SAID, BANG HER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
WHILE GOTH BOY'S MOM AND HIS BOSS WERE FUCKING
OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, TOUCHDOWN
GOTH BOY WAS IN HIS ROOM
HEY, AT LEAST I'M GETTING MY JOB BACK

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
SOME DUDES SAID THAT I'M IN A CULT
I SAID YES
IT'S CALLED GROUP THERAPY

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
I GOT FIRED AGAIN
BECAUSE MY BOSS CAUGHT ME DOING IT WITH HIS NIECE
DOGGY STILE

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
MY GRANDMA IS DATING THIS 25 YEAR OLD GUY
I WALKED IN ON THEM
WHILE THEY WERE DOING THE DIRTY D, AND THAT WAS FUCKING SICK

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
ONE DAY THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS, HOW DO YOU MAKE A GREEN DRAGON
EASY, BLUE DRAGON FUCKING A YELLOW DRAGON
HE MENT THE DRINK

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
YOU WANT TO FIGHT, LETS GO
BRING IT ON YOU PUSSY
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
WOMEN

 

by vampire123
6-26-06
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS
SUCK ON THIS

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
THE TIME IS ALMOST HERE
THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
THE BATTLE IS NEAR, I'M SENDING YOU TO FIGHT
I WILL
YOU ARE ONE OF MY STRONGEST SPIES, I'M SENDING YOU TO EARTH MY LITTLE FEETFOREARS
I WILL DO IT

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
WE ARE ALL HERE TO FIGHT FOR HELL
IS THERE GOING TO BE PUNCH AND PIE AFTER

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
WE ARE ALL HERE TO FIGHT FOR HEAVEN
YEAH, YEAH
CAN I KEEP A DEMON HORN AS A REWARD?

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
DAMIEN, TIME TO GET UP
DAMIEN
ALRIGHT MOTHER

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
YOUR GOING DOWN
LETS GO
AHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
WE ARE COMING FOR YOU
YEAH, HELL WILL RISE
WATCH OUT
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
AND WE'VE SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
YOU IDIOT, YOU'VE FAILED
WELL SORRY, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOME FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEAH, HE'S RIGHT

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
you did not kiYOU DID NOT KILL ME AND, WAIT WHAT'S THAT NOISE
YEAH, YEAH

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
BEFORE THE MOVIE EVEN STARTED
HEY BE QUIT DOWN THERE, HEY I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, WELL WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO YOU PIECE OF SHIT

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
DURING THE FILM HELL
OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH, DO ME HARDER
HEY FRANKY, THAT GUY AND THAT GIRL ARE SCREWING

 

DURING COPS: THE MOVIE
FUCK YOU
NO, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
by vampire123, 6-27-06

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
DURING THE PORN FILM BAR DANCING
OH YEAH, GOING TO SEE SOME TITS AND ASS TONIGHT
WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
HEY, WERE TRYING TO HAVE SEX OVER HERE

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
DURING THE FILM FIELD OF WEED
YEAH, THIS MOVIE WILL MAKE YOU HIGH AS A MOTHER FUCKER
OH YEAH, OH YEAH, THIS IS THE BESY SEX EVER
WHY DON'T EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AFTER THE MOVIE WAS OVER
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
OH YEAH, FUCK ME HARDER, HARDER YOU SON OF A BITCH
by vampire123, 6-27-06

 

by vampire123
6-27-06
LETS LEARN SEX ED.
OK
GO DOWN ON ME
OH YEAH, KEEP GO'IN

 

by vampire123
6-28-06
DURING THE FILM NOSEY NEIGHBOR
THIS MOVIE FUCK'IN SUCKS BALLS
HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP DOWN

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