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Darn, that hole in the corner of the basement was beginning to get full...
by webspider, 8-30-07

 

"Fool me once... find a new intern" was Butch's philosophy...
You cannot fool me that easily mister boss man ! Achmed will not fall for that look out behind you trick...
by webspider, 10-21-07

 

As a child, Butch took an active interest in science...
Experiment Successful. It IS possible to light a fart on fire...
by webspider, 10-21-07

 

Linus really shouldn't have listened to that anonymous note about waiting for the Great Pumpkin in a Gravyard this year for Halloween...
Wow ! I got a skull !
by webspider, 10-21-07

 

Young Butch didn't know what Aunt Mabel was all upset about... didn't all kids keep "snacks" hidden away under their beds?
by webspider, 10-22-07

 

In retrospect, maybe Butch's little habit started way back in Sunday School...
Hmm..
"..and this is my body. Take and eat of it..."
by webspider, 10-22-07

 

Back at the Principal's Office -- AGAIN. Butch was going to have to tell Mother he was gonna need to start buying his lunch .. at least for a little bit...
" ..and then he pulled 'THIS THING' out of his lunch box ! "
by webspider, 10-22-07

 

Butch really didn't like getting into fights at school. The ground was much too hard for hiding evidence properly...
Aww. Crap.
by webspider, 10-22-07

 

Aunt Mabel was really mad. She took away all Butch's "special toys", leaving only his computer, saying he couldn't get into trouble with that...
"Googling ... SerialKillers-R-US" -- Who do you want to kill today?
by webspider, 10-22-07

 

Butch remembered being told that Jehovah's Witnesses wouldn't bother you if you said you donated blood...
by webspider, 10-22-07

 

Butch had to admit, it was a love doomed from the start. They were from two different worlds... that and Chinese Food always gave him gas...
by webspider, 10-22-07

 

Butch couldn't understand what Granny was all upset about... She asked him to "light" the Xmas Tree...
by webspider, 12-22-07

 

I figure that I can get you a reduced sentence of 60 minutes detention, but I am afraid they are pretty insistent about wanting to know where you hid the gerbil...
by webspider, 3-13-08

 

Butch was just like the kid in that Bruce Willis movie... He could see people who were supposed to be dead...
...yet.
Yes, I'm Abe Vigoda! And I keep telling you, Kid! I'm NOT dead!
by webspider, 3-13-08

 

Butch's Teenage Babysitters always found bedtime to be an ordeal...
BUTCH ! Get into that bed now ! There is NOT a monster hiding under your bed ! Stop being silly !
The closet on the other hand...
by webspider, 3-13-08

 

Butch always respected his fellow serial killers, but stealing was something Butch never tolerated...
Ha ha! What a loser! I stole his MML items and copied his homes.. he'll never find me.. and he what's he gonna do if he did?
Hmm. Crush? Stab? Chop? Slice? Dice? Ah.. best to just stick with a the classics - a disembowelling...
by webspider, 7-08-08

 

by webspider
10-01-08
Butch and the New Intern...
Butch, how is the new intern working out? I haven't seen him all afternoon...
Earlier that day...
Sure, Butch. I'll run that box down to the basement for ya!
".. that Kid better not be sleeping somewhere or he's finished..."
Geez... that Butch is such a wimp. There's nothing scary down here...
Boo!

 

[It's your turn to write a Butch Comic Panel --- Insert Your Caption Here ]
by webspider, 3-26-09

 

It looked like that weekend seminar on matter transmutation was going to come in handy this week after all...
Note to self... Write up Butch for ... in..sub.. ordin...a...tion....
by webspider, 3-26-09

 

There isn't anything to fear except fear itself... and maybe that guy sneaking up behind you with that bloody axe...
That Butch can be such a baby sometimes.. I'll show him that there isn't anthing down here in this dark abandoned basement that will hurt us... Now where's that darn fuse box ?
by webspider, 3-26-09

 

Butch's co-workers were berating him this week, saying that he never got involved in any office charity work...
No, Butch. I would not believe you were just going to solicit organ donations from the CEO...
by webspider, 3-27-09

 

What was everyone's problem? This bit was hysterical when Bobcat did lit that chair up on The Tonight Show...
Yeah, Butch, but Leno wasn't sitting ON the chair when Bobcat torched it!
by webspider, 3-27-09

 

Either Butch's reputation was starting to proceed him or some of these mail carriers were almost ready to snap...
by webspider, 3-27-09

 

Like a proud father, Butch almost cried when his creation took its first steps and uttered its first words...
Bzzzt! Destroy all Humans! Bzzt!
by webspider, 3-27-09

 

Butch was worried that one of these days he was going to run out of excuses for avoiding board meetings...
What will it be today? Sick day? Death in the family? Alien abduction?
*sigh*
by webspider, 3-27-09

 

"Has anyone seen Ted today?" --- "Yeah, Boss. I think I saw Ted talking to Butch. He asked Ted if he could pick his brain for a few minutes..."
by webspider, 3-27-09

 

It was the same old story. You just can't get good help these days...
I'm pretty sure THIS isn't covered in the standard singing telegram service, Sir...
by webspider, 3-27-09

 

Our office has gone 124 days without a work-related death or serious injury...
Now before you go in there to tell Butch that you are going to install Windows Vista on his system... Could you first sign this company medical wavier?
by webspider, 3-27-09

 

by webspider
3-28-09
The Cubicle Buddy
So, Ben. You look like a big strong intimidating guy... I bet you'll get along great with Butch...
And I just wanted to point out that those were just rumours about Butch eating his previous cubicle partner... There's never been any evidence found to support that...
However, you might want to keep a sharp item handy at all times... and try not to sit with your back to him for too long... Or go into dark rooms alone with him...

 

by webspider
3-29-09
Things that go bump...
I can't believe Butch is dead. They found him slumped over his desk. No blood, no signs of violence. Kinda strange if you ask me...
It's like he just died in the middle of his night shift... I guess it's just one of those great mysteries of the universe. Rest in Peace, Butch...
GRRRR ARRGH! Gonna kill the guy who replaced my regular coffee with decaf !!!

 

by webspider
3-29-09
Continued from ep. 129...
BUTCH! You're Alive?! But the Boss hired a replacement... he's already taken over your cubical...
Well, I am NOT going anywhere... and there isn't enough ROOM in this cubical for BOTH of us... so what are you gonna do?
...and that is when you fed hm feet first into the company's industrial paper shredder???
But you always told me to shred the evidence...

 

Office Etiquette 101: Always leave equipment clean and ready for the next available user...
Aw, crap! BUTCH, did you leave your original in the copy machine AGAIN???
by webspider, 3-29-09

 

Butch wasn't sure what Head Office was all upset about... The warning label clearly said "Do Not Remove Tag or Doll will come to life and kill you"...
by webspider, 3-29-09

 

Butch sometimes yearned for a less technological time... A trusty machete never tried to blackmail you...
Ok, the new virus has been launched against your competitor.. And if my Swiss Bank doesn't get payment by end of day, my system will report you to Microsoft as the creator of the Conficker Virus...
*sigh*
by webspider, 3-29-09

 

Butch hoped that one of these days this cheap ass company would invest in more than just one printer room for the whole damn building...
Bzzt! Welcome to the Printer Room. Your print order is somewhere over in THAT pile..
by webspider, 3-29-09

 

People make mistakes, that is why erasers were invented... and of course, corporate lawyers...
...and your Honour, that is when My Client accidentally bumped the gentleman into the picture window with the prototype... He clearly regrets the accident...
!@#$% witnesses!
by webspider, 3-29-09

 

Butch had recently acquired the new hobby of Ghost Trapping... Should he use a butterfly net? Put some salt on its tail? Or just whack it on the back of the head with an ol' bottle of Screech!
by webspider, 4-01-09

 

It was a great April Fools Day prank when the Boss put salt in Butch's coffee that morning.. He wondered if the Boss would notice if he replaced his break fluid with coffee creamer...
Are you keeping a lookout for the Boss, Mr. Binky?
by webspider, 4-01-09

 

Butch didn't mind participating in the company talent show.. but something told him he used a little too much mask polish this morning...
Now Butch.. Watch the watch... you are getting... very... sleepy.......zzzz
by webspider, 4-16-09

 

Hmm... Naw.. had to be a dream...
Butch, am I doing this correctly???
by webspider, 4-16-09

 

Up until now, Butch had forgotten that there was a reason why he'd stopped eating in the company cafeteria...
Try the fish, sir? It's very fresh...
by webspider, 4-16-09

 

by webspider
10-02-09
Butch was in a rut and felt that his job in marketing was starting to lose its interest... It was all he could do to show up at the office each day. He heart just wasn't in it anymore...
Ack! Help!
*sigh*
Then the boss came to Butch and announced that he was being re-assigned...
You'll effectively being doing the same job, but you'll now be reporting to the IT Director...
And so began his new life as Butch: Professional IT Consultant...
Ah... Much better!
Ack! Help!

 

by webspider
10-02-09
Learning the ropes...
Now Butch, we can't have you going around and stabbing all the staff members like that... It's bad for business... Understood?
You'll just have to find better methods for dealing with people. Good! I'm glad we had this little talk... Carry on, Butch!
Ack! Help!

 

by webspider
10-02-09
Period of adjustment...
Yes, yes... I believe that Butch is going to work out just fine here in the department...
"...and I feel he is going to be a great permanent addition to the team..."
Umm. Sorry, Butch. I don't believe we keep pig blood in the communal fridge... Why do you ask?
Crap! I hate black coffee...

 

by webspider
5-27-10
IT HelpDesk - Monday, 8:15 a.m.
Yeah, I'll reset your password... Not that I don't have MORE important things to do...
IT HelpDesk - Wednesday, 8:15 a.m.
Again? Dang, you are one BIG idiot !
IT HelpDesk - Wednesday, 8:17 a.m.
Dude, you should be more careful... Butch is pretty sensitive about his weight....
*moan*

 

by webspider
7-10-10
For every problem...
All Employees are required to attend employee sensitivity training this afternoon. If you aren't dead, you better be there!
There is a solution...
Sure, no problem, Butch. Just sign right here.
...and eventual consequences...
Butch, the boss says you've already died 5 times this month and to get your ass up to the board room now !
* Aw Crap ! *

 

by webspider
7-10-10
Employee Sensitivity Training
Okay, now that everyone is here, let's start with a simple exercise. Butch could you and Ben please come up here? We'll do a simple role playing scene.
* Crud *
"Okay, we are going to pretend that Ben has been spreading untruths about Butch around the office. Butch is going to show us how NOT to confront Ben about his recent behaviour..."
*gulp"
Okay, now that is a great example of how to NOT handle the situation. Now, after housekeeping cleans Ben up off the floor, we'll continue...

 

by webspider
7-10-10
Man, Butch is really dogging me today to finish up a big project item...
What did you tell him?
I told him I'd get to it when I felt like it.
Dude, I wouldn't have done that if I were you...
"Butch has a way of lighting fires under people..."

 

by webspider
7-11-10
The Office Cafe Coffee Line 8:18 a.m.
Say, do we have any more of those cute little cherry cheese danishes left? Or maybe I should just have a toasted bagel with cream cheese?
The Office Cafe Coffee Line 8:19 a.m.
Oh, look you have breakfast sandwiches.... Maybe I should have one of those? I did skip breakfast this morning after all...
The Office Cafe Coffee Line 8:20 a.m.
On second thought, maybe I'll just have a black coffee...

 

When his neighbor said that getting his lawn mowed cost him an arm and a leg, Butch figured he had this mower pushing gig beat. Now where did he bury those body parts?
by webspider, 7-12-10

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