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by wenisinfurs
1-17-02
I found a fox, chased by dogs, he let me take him to my house...
his little heart, it beat so fast, and i'm ashamed of running away...
I told you already, you MAD COW, I'm a donkey!
the hounds of love are hunting....

 

by wenisinfurs
1-17-02
I was on a Paris train, I emerged in London rain....
and you were waiting there, swimming through apologies....
I baked your dog for you!
riding on the metro!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-22-02
Hey! No one's paying any attention to me!
Hee hee!
Hee!
Hee har!
YOU"RE A GIRL?!
With all the bitching that goes on here, some times I wonder....

 

by wenisinfurs
1-22-02
STEWARDESS!
STEWARDESS!
Yes, sir....
Could you ask the captain to turn the air down....

 

by wenisinfurs
1-22-02
BOBBY! CINDY! Oh where could they be....

 

by wenisinfurs
1-24-02
Lucky that my breast are small and humble....
So you don't confuse them with mountains!
hee hee! you said breasts!
whenever, wherever!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-24-02
I am a great artist (in my own mind and that's really enough when your from OZ)
(I desperately) NEED MORE SODOMY!
SHOULD I BE INSULTED (I need someone to give me an idea, I have none of my own) BITCH!
I DON'T SUCK DICK (with my dirty little mouth, I just take it up the ass)
I bring you..... LOVE!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-25-02
So, I am waiting for your vague and ultimately laughable come back.......
mug wug!
hmmm.... ur....
o.k.
DORK!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-25-02
lalahay saylasay aymagay
tither! so quaint!
onay eallray!
hee hee!
itcherbay, harnee eedinay elpay allbalasahy!
I said it was quaint. Guy! What more can I do....

 

by wenisinfurs
1-25-02
JAR!
JAR!
JAR!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-25-02
Oh! I don't have any facial hair!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-28-02
I'M CRABBY! CRABBY CRABBY CRABBY!
um, o.k.... tither!
I'M CRABBY I TELL YA! CARBTASTICALLY CRABBY!
Hee hee! I think I'll call you Little Cuddly Bunny Foo Foo.... snikt!
I DON'T SUCK DICK
whatever crabby....

 

by wenisinfurs
1-28-02
How was your date with CASPER ?
I'll tell ya' darlin', that hob golin sure knows his knob goblin!

 

by wenisinfurs
1-30-02
I don't understand why the chess club got kicked out of the hotel! We were just talking in the lobby while our rooms were being prepped!?
Oh didn't you hear about the manager?
no, what?
He can't stand chess nuts baosting in an open foyer.
Bitch! It's not even Christmas....
** shame **

 

by wenisinfurs
1-30-02
As your dentist I must insist you let me administer novocaine for this proceedure!
But doctor I am Buddist!
SO?
I'd prefer to transcend dental medication.
get out of my office....
It's a laboratory actually.....

 

by wenisinfurs
1-31-02
la dee da dee da... la la la... do do do...
CUNT!
what was that?

 

by wenisinfurs
2-04-02
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CARRYING!?!
Why it's the new MICROINFANT VERSION 2.0
snark!

 

by wenisinfurs
2-04-02
What is the first thing you do in the morning?
I go home.

 

by wenisinfurs
2-05-02
I SWALLOWED A TOOTH PICK AND THERE ARE BUGS CRAWLING ON ME!!!
maybe they are termits trying to get to the toothpick....

 

by wenisinfurs
2-06-02
Honey, I think it's your turn to breast feed....

 

by wenisinfurs
2-06-02
FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A BEAR! FUZZY WUSSY WAS A BEE!
Then we wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

 

by wenisinfurs
2-06-02
Hee hee!
Dear bottom feeding cunt, Explain to me now why is it I give a flying fuck about you?I try to explain my comic to you with a little humor & I get some bitchy little widget like you biting my ankle!
You petty little afterthoughtof a human being!Please start smoking crack and lots of it. Perhaps then you'll sprout some personality and depth, you fucking latent homosapien!
Is she flirting with you again?

 

by wenisinfurs
2-07-02
FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A BEAR! FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEE!
You know what you are?
BAW-COCK!
Tither! Boys are lame!

 

by wenisinfurs
2-07-02
O.K., they're looking for someone who can do "ennui".... anyone?

 

by wenisinfurs
2-15-02
Have a nice day!
I'VE GOT OTHER PLANS!

 

by wenisinfurs
2-20-02
Hey SLUT...!
....skaya!
Shut up, I am skating!

 

by wenisinfurs
2-21-02
It was disgusting! Those deaf lesbians were walking through the park today with their hands down each other's knickers!
how else are they suppose to read lips?

 

by wenisinfurs
3-11-02
It's very EASY to be happy in life...
All you have to do is figure out what it is you enjoy doing.....
then do it!
???

 

by wenisinfurs
3-14-02
I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG!
you're about to explode
hee hee!

 

by wenisinfurs
3-14-02
I can smell your spicy brains!

 

by wenisinfurs
3-26-02
Did you know electrons had mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic!

 

by wenisinfurs
4-11-02
Do not walk behind me child, for I may not lead...
and do not walk before me child, for I may not follow...
I've got an idea, J.C.
Why don't I just leave you the hell alone?

 

by wenisinfurs
4-15-02
You the son of god boy, why you still in the hood?
what you got on that cross? What the F***s on that cross?
ROLL OUT!

 

by wenisinfurs
4-19-02
BROCK LESNAR and STACY KEEBLER
KANE and XPAC
LITA and RALPHUS

 

by wenisinfurs
4-22-02
Jews do not recognize me as the messiah.
Lutherans do not recognize the pope as the head of the church.
That's o.k. Bapist don't recognize each other at the liquor store or the nudie bar!

 

by wenisinfurs
4-23-02
At the local leather bar...
Oh not again!
Cor dumplin'! You're a looker!
Just stop right there! I am not gay because it is a disgusting thing and against the bible!
So you didn't come ere' for a quick shag then, sugar britches?
the night before....
doh!
ON THIS EDITION OF EYE ON SPRINGFIELD: WHERE TO FIND A HOT PIECES OF SELF HATING HOMOSEXUAL ASS!

 

by wenisinfurs
4-25-02
ello ello ello! You're a charmer, ain't ya?
blush.... giggle!

 

by wenisinfurs
4-25-02
..and not only am I smugly superior in every way but i've been on stripcreator since day three thus giving me even more heightened intellect that anyone else on board....
My every feeble thought should be written law as I did scribble most of the characters on here, and did I mention my vast knowledge crushes everyone I don't agree with... I am grandaddy STRIPCREATOR
WHAT HE SAID BITCH!
Oh go away, DH! Tither!

 

by wenisinfurs
4-25-02
I'll bet in your sub-par worldview you think the sky is blue!
but it is blue!
oh really! and we are all suppose to drop everything we are wanking with just cause you say the sky is blue, well isnt that just typical trolly troll troll...
FUCK OFF BITCH!
does he even remember what he might have been like before any original thought was beaten out of him?

 

by wenisinfurs
4-25-02
..so then wenisinfist says.. and I am like GUY and she is so OH YEAh so of course I go DUH!....
you are correct sir! genius!
DexX certainly has your number.
I liked you better the way i imagined you before DexX told you how to think.
FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A BEAR, FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEE!
Tither! Boys are lame!

 

by wenisinfurs
4-25-02
CUNT!
tither...
What? Even I know there's no feuding with Wirthling.

 

by wenisinfurs
4-25-02
Since there is no Andy Dougan character, the part of Andy Dougan shall be played by a smoldering pile of crap.
THE... WORD... IS... TITTER!
I wasn't talking about your maw Andy....
slow smolder...
Tither! Boys are lame!

 

by wenisinfurs
4-29-02
day one
I AM JESUS AND FAGS MUST DIE. TWICE!
Why don't you drop dead!
day fourty
I WAS ONLY HOPING YOU WERE ALL LIKE ME. TOBOR CORNHOLE ME NOW!
Right on, brother welcome to the club!
on the other end...
it's good to be the queen!
tither!

 

by wenisinfurs
4-30-02
...Does a bear crap in the woods?
no really, do they?
cause I got to go!

 

by wenisinfurs
5-01-02
Bless me father for I have sinned...
Could you repeat that my child, you sound hoarse...

 

by wenisinfurs
5-01-02
All right listen up bitch! You make nice with the sucky sucky and I'll wenis you up some nice parting gifts, comprende?
Boys are so lame! Tither!
Tither?! What does Tither mean?
Tither is neither thither nor wheither..
Do I get the blow job or not?
Hee hee!

 

by wenisinfurs
5-01-02
Can you believe that tart! I ask for a Bj and she just stands there Tithering!
Oh! Well, a tithe is an ancient form of taxation. So, a tither must be someone who either pays or collects said tax.
Then i'll go tax her!
unless she wants to tax you!
In a room, horribly alone...
I certainly find her taxing!

 

by wenisinfurs
5-01-02
BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL!

 

by wenisinfurs
5-02-02
... so as you can see by these numbers we are a day behind production and will have to try to make the deadline in less of a quarter than last. Any questions?
What's the nature of the universe?
groan...

 

by wenisinfurs
5-02-02
Are you wearing panties?
tither! so quaint!
I'm blue.
really, I'm a norwegian!
BY THE POWER OF... aw! fudge it!
hee hee!

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