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by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Matt...I'm sorry...I guess you just aren't made to be a big brother yet...
*sniff* WAAAAHH!!!! I miss Timmy already!!!!!!
hey, Ronny. bad news. My dad came back from the army
alive?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Daddy! I'd like you to meet my temparary big brother, Ronny!
*sniff* I used to be his big brother!
uh.......how ya doin.........sir...........?
yum. Do these hot dogs come with cheese?
Bye, mini me!
come on, son. I need another hot dog

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
...Ronny, I have important news to tell you.
yeah?
You're going to be a father!!
*gasp!!* We're adopting!!!! Let's get a boy!!!
...no...we're not adopting.... _______________ no...that's not it either
so we got lucky with the stork?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Diane's pregnant?
yep!!!!!!!!
congratulations!!
Thanks!!
...who's Diane?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
HAHA!!!! I'M a dad!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!
don't get all excited. You're not a dad, yet. And it's not garunteed that you'll BE a dad
Diane won't have a miscarrige!
...I didn't mean that. I meant, what if the baby's not yours?
just saying.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
Do you WANT me to kill you?
I was just saying, the baby might not be yours!
is this true, Diane?
yes. I died, rose to heaven, fucked Jesus, and got pregnant
...you're kidding, right?
what if I said no?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
told you the baby's mine!
it was just a funny hypothesis, is all! Don't be mad, I was only kidding!
Sometimes I wonder how you survive life.
btw, I think I might have a girlfriend next week.....
...
and a baby.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
A few months later....
RONNY!!!!! RONNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH!!! AH!!!!! HERE WE GO!!!! INTO THE CAR!!!!!
Ronny runs to the car
um...you forgot something
what?
me
I'll be right there, honey!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, um.....what should I do???!!!!!!!
I have an idea
really? what?
GET ME INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
right! Here we go!!!!
...

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
sorry, we're late
yeah. How is she?
HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW???!!!!!!! THEY WON'T LET ME IN!!!!!!!!
sshhh!! You're in a hospital!
SCREW THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!
hey man, quiet down. I can't hear my little Sara

 

Tick tock, goes the clock. Tick tock, goes the clock. Tick tock, goes the clock
STUPID TALKING CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop pacing, you're making a hole in the floor
by yourSoul_isMine, 8-21-08

 

what happened to the good old days, where they let you watch your baby being born?
Not sure...but this sound proof glass really works!
by yourSoul_isMine, 8-21-08

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
it's been hours......WHERE IS MY WIFE???!!!!!
here comes the doctor!!!!
Good news for Ronny! It's a baby!
...really? I thought it was a lion.
But you can't see them.
THEM?????!!!!!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-21-08
them? you really think so?
that's what the doc said! I can't see "them" yet!
maybe he meant something else
Like what?

 

It's here!!! It's finally here!!! I can breath again!!
good. You were starting to look kinda pale
by yourSoul_isMine, 8-21-08

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
Ronny!!!!! Come see your new baby girl!!!!!
oH MY GOD!!!! It's a GIRL???!!!!!!
yeah! What should we name her?
let's the adorable baby, first!
...perhaps we should name her tiny Tim.
goo!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
she's not that tiny!
fine. Big Tim?
no...I don't think that's right, either
how about Sam?
Well, I don't really like the name Samantha
No, I said Sam.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
Bob? Billy? Joe? Will? Pat? Enrico?
stop it!! First of all, she's a girl. 2nd, this is our baby! We need to find her name with love
Francise?
I was thinking more of a quiet name
Teeny?
that's not what I meant by quiet

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
So you still haven't named her?
can't thinkof any names...
how about Dixie?
isn't that a country?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
maybe you should watch her. Name her based on the things she does.
that sound good.
...we could name her Lame....
..................I want my name to be clarisse!
that's all she does?
Pretty much

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
I got it!!
what, what??!!
Benji!!!!
...isn't that a dog?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
Honey, I got it!
yes?
Daisy!
that's a flower, stupid

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
fine. We'll ask you. What's your name gonna be?
Clarrise! Clarrise, Daddy!
go on, say what you want
goo!
HONEY! SHE WANTS HER NAME TO BE GOO!
actually, it's the simple matter of which I still lack in communication skills. My mouth never listens to my brain

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
I've got it!
yes...?
Clarrise!!
...
well?
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
come on, Clarrise! Say dada!
I'm sorry, I refuse to be humiliated in front of my peers. Please back away, father
Come on, say it for me! Please?
actually, I want to state the gettysburg address flat out the first time I decide to speak
Honey, I believe you gave birth to a mute child
I most certainly am NOT mute! I just want a wait before I expose my true genious to you

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
she never DOES anything...but sure, I'll watch her! Have fun!
so this is the famous noble prize winner? I wonder what she'll say once she finds out I've already surpassed her.
so, do you talk?
of course I can talk, you silly babysitter! It's not that complicated! You form your mouth and let out sounds. Anyone can do it, can you?
...............did you just............talk?
oh fiddlesticks...did I say that out loud?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
8-22-08
Maddie calls Matt
yeah, what do you want Maddie?
I'm taking a walk right now, giving myself fresh air after Clarrise practically owned me
you seriously think I'll believe that?
it's true!!!
Hurry up out there! I need to telephone my insurance agent!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
ello govena!
...Tuesday is coming, did you bring your umbrella, mrs. secretary?
...*sigh* my life is full of worms...
WHAT???!! WORMS??!! WHERE???!!!!!!
Ovbiously, the british Govenor has a fear of worms and spaghetti
....?
WORMS!!! SPAGHETTI!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
My name is Maddie, and this is my pepperoni!
...thanks for letting my...smell it...?
*sigh* Why do I have the urge to eat worms?
!!!!!!
Lesson: Never mention worms to a British govenor
hmm...I heard the blueberries down the street were ripe...
WORMS!!!!! SPAGHETTI!!!!! FUCK!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
hey...you're kinda cute....
I'll smosh a teacup full of tea on your hod if you don't shut your trop.
..? I'm sorry...I don't speak British...
fetch me a gloss of lemonode
...why did I ever take this job?
hurry now! My cupcakes are getting cold!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
Did you know Cookies are made of flour, eggs, salt, chocolate chips, and water?!
holly crop! And I thought they were made out of soap!
...I work for the president of the mental retards.
oh my god! Is that a booger under my nose?!
somehow, toenail clippers are related to worms
...I'll go fetch your toenail clippers...
WORMS!!!! SPAGHETTI!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
Of course she knew that already...
Oh my god! I just realized you have to FREEZE water in order to turn it into ice!!!
Holy crap! Really?!
Maddie's not stupid...she knows where to put ice
I know, right? I was sitting there, staring at my water for 2 hours, hoping it would turn to ice!
-gasp!- In that case, I better wipe the water off my table! I'll be going, then
To the airport, Maddie goes
Adios, Govena!
aye, mate. But isn't that Japanese?

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
so you FINALLY have a girlfriend?
oh yeah! Her name is Alberta, and she's from Dancover!
...that's not a girlfriend...that's a crazy desperate old woman!
name's Alberta. Canada.
Matt...were you dropped on the head at birth?
...now that you mention it...

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
seriously. I do have a girl.
and why do I seriously doubt that?
Holy $&!%!!!
rwar
...I must be dreaming.
No, she's just hot

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
so...baby...
ew, don't touch me!
5 bucks?
deal.
but you have to put your pants back on

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
YOU have a girlfriend???!!!
yeah! Happy?
Yes! The sooner you get married, the sooner I get to kick you out!
who's older? uh-huh, that's right. Me.
who bought the house? Me! And who has a working chainsaw ready to slice painfully through the flesh of annoying big brothers? Me again!
...you have a point, there...

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
what happened to your face?
what would you think if I said Maddie chopped it off with a chainsaw?
I'd think you're crazy.
well, it's not true!
Holy crap!!! She forced your face into a permanent smile??!!
yep...and despite how it looks, I feel very painful

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
look at you, man! 20 years old and not even married!
despite how I look, I feel very sorry for myself. I am ashamed.
you should be. I mean, look at me! Beautiful wife...charming baby...and a retarded best friend!
hehe. Your wife's a monster...
GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FIND THE MACHINE GUN, AND I KNOW YOU STOLE IT!!!!!! RONNY!!!!!!
......shit.....

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
...so whats your favorite sports player?
...um...I guess Manny Rameriz?
ah. Football?
no...I thought it was soccer....
conclusion: Never talk to Jesus about sports
either that, or swimming.
naw...John Wilked Booth was the swimmer

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
I Got the ball!!!
Pass it over here, Jesus!
Hell no! You betrayed me!
oh please...that was 2008 years ago! We're on the same team, just hand me the fucking ball!
well, I never got over it...*sniff*....*sob*
aaww...there, there Jesus...let's all forget ourselves in a promising game of football...NOW GIVE ME THE BALL!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
11-17-08
here's Jesus going long! And-whoa! Outstanding father-son combo! Go God!
you're a good man. I'll keep that in mind when I send you to hell.
Daddy! Hand me the ball!
here-ah fuck you dropped it!
what kind of a son are you?! I oughta sell you to Satan!
I'm sorry Daddy! I deserve to go to hell! I shall bow down and kiss your disgusting feet.

 

by yourSoul_isMine
12-03-08
That's it! I've had enough! I'm leaving!
YES!!! THANK GOD!!!!
up in heaven...
...I heard someone thanking me...
oh come on dad...you're hearing things again
back on earth...
I'll pack my bags and move in with Ronny...
YES!!! Have fun!

 

by yourSoul_isMine
12-03-08
and...while I'm gone, please don't move your stuff into my room...
...I'll go put these shirts back.
ok well, I'm leaving...*sniff* So long...sister...
sayonara and good bye!
WAAAAHH!!!!
sucker...

 

by yourSoul_isMine
12-03-08
hell no! You can't stay with me-my wife will flip!
oh come on! Just hide me under your bed or in your closet and sneak up leftovers.
well...I suppose we could try it...
and this is why you're my best buddy!!
Matt...I'm your only buddy.
...oh yeah...

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