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And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Aaaw! Come on Honey! Let me in!	LET ME IN, LET ME IN, LET ME IN!	THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! [moans]

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
I'm not letting you in Frank! Now go away! BUT I'M STARVING!	I don't CARE! YES YOU DO, YES YOU DO, YES YOU DO!!!!!	No I DON'T!!! PLEASE! GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE!!!!

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
No No NO!!! IS THIS BECAUSE I SHOVE THE CAT IN THE FREEZER WHEN SHE WON'T STOP MEOWING?!		GO AWAY FRANK!!! Aaaaaaw!

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
LOOK FRANK! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU ANY MORE! YOU'VE BECOME A MONSTER AND I CAN'T LIVE WITH YOU!!!!!		For old times sake?

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
NO! THAT'S IT FRANK! GET OUT OF THIS BUILDING THIS INSTANT!!!!!! Fine!		Stinkypoo...

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
She said that I was turning into a sadistic monster with seven pink eyes, eighteen sets of teeth, fourty short locks of hair located in the centre of my head and chicken legs. Oh?		Hey, I got that tape recording of chicken speaking French that you wanted. Cool.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
So I come to you, in need of your services, once more. I see, I see.	Tell me.	How long do you plan on standing there?

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
You don't really want to help me do you?		What does it look like genius?

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
WOULD YOU JUST TELL ME ALREADY?!!!! Fine.	Ahead in the distance when you face north of the equator.	There lies a sweeping land of beautiful meadows. Travel through this and you shall find you're answer in a temple upon the hills of a towering mountain.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Now go.		Are you on drugs?

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
And so Frank set off into the wild unknown. Would he return to prove his worth to his wife?	Or would he drown and never return from the shallow depths of lonliness?	ONLY time; will tell.......

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
6 years later.... Dear god, that crazy old cook was right! I've made it to the meadows!		Hey look, it's a "Baker's Delight" !

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Hello and welcome to Baker's Delight. What freshly baked goodness may I get you today fine sir?	I'll have two fingerbuns and six gingerbread men. Oh, and a bottle of water!	We don't......... [mumbles]......... Sorry Sir......

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
I'm sorry, what did you say? I said-	We don't......... [mumbles]......... Sorry Sir......	Now, what can I get you sir?

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
I'm sorry, but I just gave you my order! Sorry sir......... [mumbles]....... right away.........	What? I'll get your order right away sir!	We're going to need a bigger pot and more fruit juice, he's demanding something and we can't let our dinner get away.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Ok let me just-	Damn it!	*ulp*

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Man, that was close.		Juuuust a second. I dropped my rolex.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Wow. This is a pretty good view.		Too bad that nasty looking troll is stopping those.....

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Halt! To pass yee beast you must answer seventeen questions.	Ok, ask away. WHAT colour is the sky?	Blue. CORRECT!

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
QUESTION.... NUMBER TWO!	IS this a good place to live?	Well apart from the swealtering heat, blistering winds and stormy deserts I'd say it isn't that bad. You may pass.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
But that wasn't even seventeen questions! I know, I was just exaggerating what I said to create a dramatic proposal.	Oh? Yeah....	That way I can get rid of you quicker without having to ruin the script.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
I'm guessing there's another reason why you picked those questions? Well, yeah there is.		It's for a S.O.S.E assignment that's due next Monday.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
And so, yet again, and then etc.	Frank set off to continue his journey to the temple amongst the hilltops.	During this moment he settled to rest in a cave....... Is that a dead rat?

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
INTERMISSION. . . . . . . .	Wow. Look at all the monks and ninjas here.....	We are not, to be underestimated, young one with hand down pants.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Hi. You come to me in need of aid, do you not?	Well, yes I do. You wish to know the secret that shall get you back on track, yes?	Yes. Wait for the next comic strip then.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
So what's the secret? All you must do is.....	Live with it.	Oh, ok. Good advice man.....

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Wait I'm sorry what? Hang, on I haven't finished yet.	Oh? You must find the truth to wether she "is" your soulmate; or "isn't" your soulmate.	Only then will you truly know what to do.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
So you're saying I've got to, like, buy her a gift or something? No, no, no. You've got to learn some more about her.	THEN you buy her a gift.	But DON'T buy her a pen for gods sakes.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
I have taught you enough to allow you the ability to fix what is wrong in your life. Now I must meditate.	Oh, on the way out would you give these towels to Dorris the cleaning lady.	Sure.

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
And finally, after thousands of episodes, Frank finally sets off on his journey back.	*Mary had a little lamb song*

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
FOR THE LAST TIME FRANK! NO!!!! Look! Just hear me out!	INTERMISSION. . . . . . .

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Frank. I want you to meet someone. Who?	INTERMISSION. . . . . .

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
SHE'S WITH ME NOW BALDY! Now that's just not-	BAAAAAALDY!	We are experiencing Technical difficulties. Please remain seated until Frank has had enough of-

 

And That's How Frank Got Kicked Out of His Home by Beeko180 4-18-09
Look honey. I know I'm not perfect. Heck, nobodies perfect. But if you look deep inside my heart there just might be enough deadness that will tell you that we are-	Crunch!!!! HOLY CHRIST!!!!!!!!	I said NO!!!! [Groans]

 

Shark Body Chair Thingy by Beeko180 4-18-09
	Who did that?	I know, isn't it cool?! I killed a shark and dragged half of its tattered corpse over to the office and duck taped him to the chair. BOY is Jeff gonna freak!

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga- Season 8 Begins! by Beeko180 4-18-09
Come on Randy! We're going to go on a magical flight to the pit of loneliness.	Where people drown their tears in shame and misery, and the only rich thing left with them is the half empty bottle of rum sitting in the very palms of their hands OK!	To the Rainbow of Butterflies and scary corpses!

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!	Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa	CRUNCH!!!! HOLY HELL!!!!!

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
Are you all right Ziggy? It's ok!		They're just purple and orange bruises!

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
Randy! Be a mate and open the window from the other side will ya?	THUMP! Ok.	[moans] OH MAN THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
[moans]		SLAM!

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
BYE! WE'LL LOOK AFTER YOUR HOUSE ZIGGY!	Do you think it'll still be there when we get back? Nah, I wouldn't worry.	Now what? Did you bring the bulldozer?

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
Did you sign up for house Insurance before we packed yesterday?		You're not going to get out the rifle again are you?

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
	HOLY-	3 hours later...... I killed your pet Tooth.

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
We'll stop here for the night..... *RONK RONK!*	That did "not" turn out well.....	*Screech* Make a right here....

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
And HERE we are! "The pit of Loneliness"	Are you sure this is it? This isn't it.	I- Wait what? There is a secret pattern of bricks I have to tap in order to enter the miserable place of which we come here to seek.

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
Aare you sure this isn't just another one of these crazy schemes you use to get into a bar and begin heavily drinking from every bottle in sight? No. It isn't. Now come on!		Bar Tender! Give me sixty bottles of Red Wine stat! I have a wedding to go to next week and I need to be prepared!

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
Now this is what I call FAT CAMP!		Harr harr harr

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
You told me you weren't going to do that! I lied, but at the same time I was telling the truth.	What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!	TAP TAP TAP TAP! K'BOOM!!!!!

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
"Where are the moles on Kevin Costner's back" are we? We are on a Nimbus Cloud.	What? It's those funny brown things on Dragonball Z	Where is it taking us? Only time will tell Randy. Only time will tell.......

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-18-09
	Hello I'm jesus. Welcome to hell.	Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!

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