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by Beeko180
4-18-09
Heard you went to Chicago a while ago.
Yeah. It was great. But there was one thing that bothered me.....
Everyone was screaming?
Yeah. They were.
I get that a lot too....

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Oh oh!
GRAB MY LEGS RANDY!
UP UP AND AWAY!!!!!!!!! FLY TO NETHERLAND!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
INTERMISSION. . . . .
Meanwhile.....
And looks like the plumbing goes over here. So we can't go there....
hmm, maybe your right. A Ha! I know, we move the tunnel around here and-
Meanwhile Meanwhile.......
I likey.......
Strangling a child with a candy wrapper....... $500 fine.......

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
Oh hell no!
RUUUUN!
Here we are. Back at home at last.

 

by Beeko180
4-18-09
You do realise that through out this entire season we didn't even go to "The Pit of Loneliness"?
Shut up Randy.
RONK RONK!
Stupid Donkey.

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Where are you taking me?
Just to the markets granny, just to the markets.....

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
So now that I stand here in the very centre of this bookshop, I wonder how on earth I got here in the first place.
Then it occurs to me:
I'm a serial Arsonist.....

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
What if there really IS a carebear land?
We'll just have to find out. Grab me that giant pole over there will ya.
Carebear land........
So you're saying the drugs just magically appeared underneath your pillow during the night?
Why yes! That's exactly what I'm saying officer!

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Look kid, I know this isn't much to ask of you, and I know that the least likely thing that you'll do is listen to me, but hear me out.
What is it you want to say freckle face?
Can you give me my pimple cream back?

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
So what exactly is this thing?
Would you believe me if I said it once used to be a cat?
Really? I thought it was a slab of green chicken..
I can't think of anything that's funny like YOU can Tooms. So shut your trap and start shredding this thing!

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
So you never Once got called an idiot?
Nope. Nothing at all.
You sure?
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I ADMITT IT GOD DAMN IT!!!! *SOB* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! *SOB SOB* YOU NEVER ONCE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP YOU HATE-SEEKING- *SOB* *SOB* *SOB*

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
So what exactly are you suppoosed to be?
I'm here to announce something to the world.
Like what?
It's something very terrible. In fact, so terrible that I don't want to talk about it and that Australia most likely doesn't have it.
Congress.

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
This isn't good.
Yeah you're right.
We should really clean up that body.

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Oh sory Boss, I wasn't focused on acting. Can we do that again?

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
I've never really made it far as a comedian in this strip. Maybe it's the fact that I've only just started the job in this strip. I'm not quite sure.
THEY'RE NOT FRECKLES THEY'RE PIMPLES GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Are you the new neighbour?
Yep.
Follow me.
Later.......
This doesn't have a silver lining........

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
But Boss, I don't want to kill the anchorman!
Like you have a choice Butch, now turn that cold steel blade on his throat or I fire you!
I FARTED AT YOUR WEDDING!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
No I'm serious! He really does exist!
I had an imaginary friend once, too.
Poor Fred. He tripped over a stick and died.
Thanks a lot you promise-breaking meanie.

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
I want you to fix my car, while I eat a pie to tease your digestion's mentality.
A quick flash and...
That'll be five bucks.
[Groans]

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Ok, you've brought me down into this dark, hollow cellar to tell me the whereabouts of my lover. Now, where is she?
Inside you!
Ha ha!

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Yes, but does the smiley on your T-shirt even represent the least similar characteristics of a goldfish?
What do T-shirts and goldfish have to do with the latest episode of "The Mentallist"?

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
After about a year of working on this series, wouldn't you think we'd have some sort of party?
[cough cough]
Would someone at least comment on my new haircut?!

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
RAR!
May I remind you that the probabilities of a strip of bacon to be appearing in one of my dreams is very slim, Let alone the chances of this actually being similar to dream are even slimmer.
Well, I guess you have a point there.....
Bye.
Bye.

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Come on kid, let's go grab something to eat.
Mummy says I'm not aloud to talk to strangers.
Yes but I'm not a stranger.
Mummy said that the picture perfect stranger is someone like you.
And what exactly is a picture perfect stranger?
Mummy said that a picture perfect stranger has blonde hair, blue clothes and a voice that sounds similar to a cat trying to make an ant-eater scream.

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Book stores are fun.
Uh huh.
Can I have some of that soda?
It's not soda.
What is it?
Excuse-me for a second while I go ask the old lady sitting in the corner fingering a knife a quick question.

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Is it just me or am I really seeing a poodle reading a story about killer dolphins to several toddlers?
No I think you're right.
LET'S GO FEED HIM SOME PIZZA FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON OTHER THAN TO USE UP ONE WHOLE PANEL OF THIS COMIC!

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Maybe I was wrong, but when I joined up with red and Blue, they promised me something I still haven't gotten back from them to this day.
The key to my apartment.

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Still unsure how many drinks you've had tonight?
Yup.

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Hell no!
The crack in the pavement got bigger?!

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Where am I?
You are in the-
HEY YOUR THAT FAIRY THING THAT GRANTS WISHES RIGHT?!
Well if you take it that way th-
AN ENORMOUS GAS OF HIDEOUS ODOUR PASSES THROUGH SPACE

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
FOR GODS SAKES PEOPLE!
THE DRUGS ARE INSIDE THE RAT!!!
GODDAMN THAT STUPID FAT MOLE!!!!!
Always the same story eh Frank. What is the world coming to these days?..............

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
So what exactly did you want me to come and see Clorance?
LOOK!
How long did "that" take you to build up?
I don't know george, I don't know......

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Now what?
LOOK!
So I'll give five bucks if you feed this cat a hyrdrogen Bomb and, fill it with laughing gas and put underneath Santa's Pillow.....
What did he say Clornace?
I'll also give you an extra Fifty bucks if you torch his house and set up a leaf trap just outside the front door.
QUICK! GET THE SHOT GUN GEORGE!
!

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!
Shut up!
Stupid Chicken.....

 

by Beeko180
4-19-09
Hello, is this the "Guy with the horns and stuff" Residence?
Nope. Never heard of them. Good-bye.
Nice shoes!
I should hope so! They cost me fifty grand for gods sakes!

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
God I hope this ends before I do....

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
Care to lend a hand?
No.
Why not?
Can't you see I'm looking at something?
THUMP!

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
Now what was he looking at?
THUMP!

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
Care to let me see what you appear to be looking at without enthusiasm but instead you'll feel a deep sense of regrettable communication with me if you tell me?
No.
Why not?
THUMP!

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
I call it: The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
You mean Piza right?
Shut up Robert!

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
But isn't that a pile of dead bodies?
Again. I don't know "why" I ever allow you to even talk to me Robert......

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
Ok, so maybe it's a pile of dead bodies. But pick up the map here and you'll see.....
Dead bodies.

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
What'cha lookin' at?
Shut up Phil.
THUMP!
You mind if I have that cookie?
How's it going so far?
It's..... "Progressing"

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
I don't think we'll EVER get this thing finished in time.
Are you Sure Robert?
Are you Sure?

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
What if we were to move this piping over here and we put that piping over there?
Nah, that wouldn't work.
What about if we rip these pieces up, fold them a little.....
A SWAN!

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
FLY SWAN FLY!
FLY YOU STUPID PIECE OF-

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
Why's there a squirrel near my bed?
Because you didn't ask for it.
W-W-What?
Goddamn you. You're lucky I haven't torched this place yet!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
There's noone here to help you Greg.
What are you going to do to me?
I don't know I hadn't planned that far.....

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
So what do we do now for the next two episodes?
You bend over while I get my foot ready.

 

by Beeko180
4-21-09
You seen that new "Clint Eastwood" Movie?

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