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I do things sometimes.

 

Grudges by Beeko180 4-21-09
		And then I got out my stick, and waved it. And with a great flash of beautiful colours, the guy turned into pig.

 

Sometimes You Can't Make Room For Them by Beeko180 4-21-09
I think it was last week I did this.	I made a fantastic plan for world domination. I'd made pipes and built models.	Turns out I'd just designed a cup.

 

A Joke About an In-Joke by Beeko180 4-21-09
		Wheres my hammer and nails?!

 

The Crazy Bop Show by Beeko180 4-21-09
I'm here to take back what's mine! And what exactly is that?		GIVE ME THE GODDAMN SHOE!!!!!!

 

What Life Would Be Like Without Anti-Depressants by Beeko180 4-21-09
I hope *sob* that you have a better *sniff sniff* life, when you leave home BUUGYyyyyy *cry cry cry*		Thank god I won't see that mess again...

 

Wow, That's Harsh by Beeko180 4-22-09
So you're just gonna leave me in here?! Yup.	WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!	You look like you've just seen the worst episode of "Neighbours" in history

 

The Doctor's Proposition by Beeko180 4-22-09
Look buddy, you payed me to find a squirrel and kill it.		I'm JUST asking you if I can rip out it's organs and stomp on them until it's mother shrivels up and dies in a big puddle of vomit.

 

Debating Over The Truth by Beeko180 4-22-09
Ever made a movie? I've made movie's tonnes of times.	Well I've made the "Top 100 Hundred He Sucks" column on a site called "www.peoplewhonobodylikes.com" Well I've had more lucky nights than you ever will with a dog!	[cough cough] That's true [cough cough]

 

He's on to me.... by Beeko180 4-22-09
I found this in my bedroom, is it yours?

 

BUTTERFLY! by Beeko180 4-22-09
I just had a brainstorm! What if I were to suddenly pop up in front of someone and begin tormenting them with classical music?		Now I just need to find the perfect victim.....

 

Bookings of the Dead by Beeko180 4-22-09
I started reading Twilight the other day...		That's when I dropped it and began clutching my heart while gasping for breath....

 

Pinky Promises by Beeko180 4-22-09
		If you EVER tell anybody about this, you're dead!

 

A Box by Beeko180 4-22-09
Care to lend a helping hand good sir? Shut up and get off my boat you suicidal maniac.	But- I don't want your god damn box.	What if I told you these boxes are not ordinary boxes. What if I told you that inside these boxes are used Toothbrushes. I'll take two.

 

Second Thoughts by Beeko180 4-22-09
Did you hear about the two guys who've been cutting the tails off stingrays and running off with them?	They said that if they were to get caught, there would be serious charges.	Now even I'm having second thoughts about running around town in a giant hippopotamus suit with a whole ring of chicken wire wrapped around my legs so that I hop around instead of walking....

 

Not My Fault I Was Hired for this strip..... by Beeko180 4-22-09
		GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU STUPID PIG!!!!!

 

Fireman Conner And His Unquenchable Thirst For Idiom by Beeko180 4-22-09
Did you mean this thing?	Was it under the bed? Yes.	Then yes I did.....

 

Never In my Life Have I Seen a Person So Unsure..... by Beeko180 4-23-09
So you're saying that you DIDN'T gag, rope, strangle and kill the seventeen people and simultaneously dump them on the side of the road? Yes.	I mean no.	I mean yes.

 

FTC 141: Zorg's New Question, I mean Job... by Beeko180 4-23-09
Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform...	Any questions?	Yes, when do I get a nightstick?

 

Rules- 1 by Beeko180 4-23-09
Over the period of four years I've come to realise a particular group of rules.	Rule number one-	Never walk up to a fat person and ask them if they watch the number on their scales climb.....

 

Rules- 2 by Beeko180 4-23-09
Rule number two-	Never feed a hamster red wine....	I say this with deep remorse due to the fact that I have both tried and failed in attempting to get a hamster to play with a hamsterwheel....

 

Rules- 3 by Beeko180 4-23-09
Rule number three-	When leaving the toilet seat up, always remember to pour water all over the tiles.	That way, when your son comes in he'll most likely hit the ground screaming in a pool of blood. In turn, this will effect how long your son will live.

 

Rules- 4 by Beeko180 4-23-09
Rule number four-	Always remember that Videogames are NOT real life. And that even if you DO fall out of your chair while your friend is shooting cute little squirrels...	This does NOT mean that you are beginning to feel attracted to men and not women...

 

Rules- 5 by Beeko180 4-23-09
Rule number five-	Always carry a nightsick with you at night...	Not to protect yourself, but rather so you can beat the policeman in the head while you plan your getaway after a nights worth of heavy drinking...

 

Rules- 6 by Beeko180 4-23-09
Rule number six-	Never turn up at a halloween party dressed as Michael Jackson...	You don't know WHAT they'll do...

 

Rules- 7 by Beeko180 4-23-09
And finally, rule number seven-	Never pay attention to what I say...	Even IF I just told you several valuable rules of which a mature person would follow with responsibility...

 

Sally Meets a Stranger In ALL The Wrong Places by Beeko180 4-24-09
So what do I do now mister? Anything kid, just go for it.		I liked the part where you squeeled. Yeah, yeah kid, just don't tell your mummy ok?

 

Billy Becomes Emotionally Distressed by Beeko180 4-24-09
Why is it that you insist on following me Robert? I don't know...	I guess I've never been good at making friends.	Shut up and kiss me scary thing that looks like my Uncle Fred's first birdhouse with a face on it!

 

Ed meets Sally's Teacher by Beeko180 4-24-09
Well I'll tell you what Mr. ScaryTeacher, I think you must be a jewel in Sally's eyes!	Oh I'm more than a jewel Ed...	I'm more than a jewel....

 

Elmo Before Work by Beeko180 4-24-09
Where the Angel's splinter is my medication?!		JUST GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN DRUGS WOMAN!!

 

I'm sure it doesn't... by Beeko180 4-24-09
		I hope Heaven has a refund policy...

 

A little? by Beeko180 4-24-09
Just keep calm...	You had NOTHING to do with it.....	I swear that, even though I may have nibbled his toes a little, I did NOT kill him! A little? The guy's feet are completely gone!

 

The Tunnel by Beeko180 4-24-09
OH DEAR GOD!	I SEE NO LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!!!!! Is it because the tunnel is too dark to see?	No, It's because the tunnel has hair in it.

 

Members of the Jury I give you.... by Beeko180 4-24-09
	OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR!	Objection sustained. Now go back to the part where he looks at her with those gorgeous eyes...

 

Billy's trip to Disneyland In a Particular Sense... by Beeko180 4-24-09
I still don't get it Billy. Why do you even LIKE that stuff? Well for one thing she IS pretty good at it...	But she's fat...	I could say the same thing about you except ten times worse...

 

Banana by Beeko180 4-24-09
I still can't believe you took my Banana...	Maybe it's the fact that you CAN'T believe that I took it, that you can't believe. What are you getting at, this time?	Well I'm just saying, If you wanted to make sure nobody would take it you shouldn't have stuck it in the fridge with a big sign that said "Eat me, I'm free!"

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
So now I have nowhere to go... How 'bout you move in with me?	Oh? What Oh?	I'm sorry, I've just grown used to always saying that in panel two and not something else... I see...

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
So the other day I was listening to the radio, and guess what they said? Oh, don't tell me they're getting rid of the Frozen Coke at McDonald's!	Well that wasn't actually what I was going to tell you, but yes they did do that a while ago...	NAOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
Just dump your stuff anywhere...	Ok.

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
	THUMP!	Ooo a penny!

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
Hey Have you seen my-	What are you doing down there?	I tripped over my luggage and twisted my ankle... Oh...

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
So what are we going to eat for lunch? I have absolutely no idea what so ever.	Even if you had the chance to hear what I think we might have for lunch, the closest words to an edible substance would be no words what so ever.	Now let's go get some Meatlovers Pizza...

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
Frank waits outside in the car while His friend gets the food... Helo what would you like from this fine Seafood Restaurant today?	Actually it's a Pizza Store...

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
Take the food and leave the money on the counter sir....	Sure...	HEY YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THAT!!!!

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
Meanwhile....		Hey Vicky, grab me a box of them there matches will ya?

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
Hi. Hi...	FIRE DANCE, FIRE DANCE!!!

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
Ok I'm-	Where's the car?	*Over-Dramatic Theme Music*

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
	Wait wait wait wait, stop...	Oh? Why can't we just steal a car ourselves?

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
*More Over Dramatic Theme Music* GIVE US OUR CAR BACK YOU INGRATEFUL MUT!!!!! WEEEEEEE!!!!	I need to get closer to the driver!	We'll have to use that idea for the next comic strip though...

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
	QUICK HE'S CLIMBING ON TO THE CAR!!!!!	*SCREECH* *KA-THUMP* AAAAAAAAH!!!!!

 

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place by Beeko180 4-24-09
Pull over and give me my car back!!! NEVEEEEER!!!	YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME!!!!!	This isn't an interrogation! MY LOYALTY IS AS STRONG AS MY FELLOW DONKEY COMPANION! YOU WILL NOT TRICK ME WITH EVIL LIES!!!

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