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by Beeko180
4-24-09
NOW I WILL HAVE TO FORCE YOU OUT OF THE CAR!!!!
NEVER!!!!!!
SHUT UP GOD DAMN IT!!
NEVER!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
*Indiana Jones Theme Music*
WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
HOLY HELL THAT WAS SOME MAD SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
*Indiana Jones Theme Music*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO THE HELL KEEPS THROWING CARS AT US?!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
OH OH! IT'S THE COPS!
GIVE ME BACK MY CAR!!!!!!
EAT BRANDING IRON!!!!
*THUNK*
HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
To cut a very long story short...............
Wait so this was all over a shoe?
Yup!
So I guess this means we should get the food now?
When we get home, pack up and get out of my house....

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Step number one-
When going through life in a condition such as this one always remember one thing...
You aren't on drugs, you've just been eating some of your mother's famous leaf stew...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Step number two-
If you're always looking for answers from god...
Always reach for a bottle of red wine...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Step number three-
If you are ever stuck in a place where you don't want to be because of you're husband...
Always refrain from killing him when you get home...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Step number four-
I have glasses that make me look like a tramp...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Step number five-
Never sing a song if you know you'll just be pummelled...
I'm telling ya chief! That was Aggravated Assault she did back there!!!
And I'm guessing you're Mother didn't pack you a lunchbox for jail?

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Step number six-
Never agree to buy masks for a car thief...
It just might be the death of you...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Step number seven-
[fluff]
Never hand out salads to the guard outside the whitehouse...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Step number eight-
Never tell Russia that America is planning to get rid of the "2 Ice Creams for a dollar" special at McDonald's.

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Step number nine-
If you're kid begins to question you...
Remember that hitting him over the head with a chair is not a good option if you want to stay away from jail...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
And finally, step number ten-
Always remember...
That ending your life is more easier than starting it...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
I'm sorry, I just came to say that Jeff needs his halloween suit back, he has a date with a big Star Trek fan on saturday...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Do we have to???
Yes we do Butch
Now help me find all the small dwarf thingies will ya.

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Wow, this is sooo cool Gabe!
Yeah yeah, just stay off the road for moving whatever...
You don't seem very happy about this do you?
KA THUNK!
Well I didn't until just now...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
I hope there's a reasonable explanation as to why you put the bench in the middle of the road.
Nope!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
What are you trying to do?
Nothing.
I think I saw a spark then!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Let's cook him Larry! Let's cook him!
!

 

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4-24-09

 

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4-24-09

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
EW! I GOT SOMETHING ON MY SHOE!
DID YOU HEAR IT SQUISH? YOU HEARD IT SQUISH DIDN'T YOU?

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
I MEAN YOU WOULD HAVE TO IT'S SO-
GARY?
W-W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Come on Randy! We're going to rot in hell today!
Either that or we'll most likely end up thrown away in prison after being chased halfway over the world by the Australian, American and British Military!
OK!
To the hideout that will no longer be a hideout once we reveal it to you in this season!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Tip toe Tip toe Tip toe....
Tip toe Tip toe Tip toe...
Why are we being sneaky Ziggy?
SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE HOW POINTLESS THIS STRIP IS WITHOUT YOU COMMENTING ON ALL OF IT?!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
I love you as much as Adam loves Eve!
I'm sorry, what?
Are you ok Ziggy?
I think those peculiar flowers did something to my brain after I smoked them..

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
SLAM!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
WELL SHOOT ME DEAD AND DRAG MY MANGLED CORPSE INTO A DITCH! IS THAT ZIGGY?!
I'm sorry what?

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
I wonder what those Cowboys were doin'....
Trust me, you do NOT want to know!
Wh-
You do NOT want to know!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
So how do you plan on getting the military to chase us haflway across the world?
I don't know for sure, but we'll need several things.
The cowboys were talking....

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Grab a pen and paper and write down the following notes....
Number one.........
3 hours later....
Why do we need three Doom Buggies and a fat chicken?

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Hey Ziggy, why is there a giant brown thing in the middle of the road?
Are you ever going to tell me what that's for?
Nope!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
SHIELD ME GOD DAMN IT SHIELD ME!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
We'll park here.
Alright, you stay here while I go steal some kid from the school.
Got it!
Hey kid, want to go on a magical trip to the land of flaming green leaves and talking penguins?
GEE MISTER, THAT SOUNDS REAL FUN! I'M COMING WITH YOU!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
A while later when the story is in Meanwhile mode.....
Someone just stole your kid.
He won't make it far Dorris, he won't make it far....
A while later....
They were last seen heading off into the Amazon Rainforest...
DAMN IT!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Gee mister, are you sure these dried up, black and white blobs are edible?
Just shut up and eat it kid, I'm getting tired....
Ok....
PLOP!
Mister, Mister I found a fresh one on my Jacket!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
We're here to take back a stolen kid! Which way did they go?
What rotten corpse?
What?
He went that way!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
QUICK RANDY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE!
DO I GET A RIDE HOME MISTER?

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
So what exactly does this accomplish?
Are you kidding me? A skinny twig-like kid stuck in the middle of the amazon with a bunch of crazed monkeys and a whole group of military personel looking for him?
Actually if you think of it that way, it's pretty stupid....

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Meanwhile....
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I'M JUST A POOR HELPLESS BOY STUCK IN A FOREST!
FIRE DANCE FIRE DANCE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Meanwhile Meanwhile...
This is all we could find...
I can't take it any longer!
What do you mean?
I'm HUNGRY!
I'm sorry, what?
Dice him with the sharpest blade you can find and serve him to me medium rare. If I haven't digsted him at 5 pm sundown I'm coming after you...

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
WELL SHOOT ME DEAD AND DUMP MY MANGLED CORPSE INTO A DITCH! THAT WAS ZIGGY!
I'm sorry what?

 

by Beeko180
4-24-09
Well I must say Ziggy, that was quite the journey.
Shut up or I get the rifle out, got that Weasel face?

 

by Beeko180
4-25-09
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Give me your money or I'll shoot you, take what I can and run like the wind!
I am not involved in anything to do with your mother.

 

by Beeko180
4-25-09
I've got the power!
Damn it!

 

by Beeko180
4-25-09
The other day somebody told me I should be weary of what I say on the intrernet. He said and I quote:
"You might insult someone"
An hour later I posted a photoshopped picture of him and his brother kissing.

 

by Beeko180
4-25-09
I used to love listening to the stories my Dad would tell us when we were growing up.
I never used to believe him when he said they were true stories.
That was up until when I had a kid and began to understand where he was coming from.

 

by Beeko180
4-25-09
Let's go in there and scream out "CLETUS AND JOEY SITTING IN A TREE....
Nah, that's disrespectful. It's rude to barge into somebody's house and scream out love songs from the top of your lungs.
I like to treat everyone with the respect that they deserve.
LET'S GO STEAL HER COUCH!!!

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