All comics by Beeko180

Profile

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
I see you've tied up my friends.
Yes. Yes I have. And what about this "Tieing up your friends" business?
Well I just want to tell you that blue had a pocket knife with him when he-
YOU FAT JERK!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
What the hell are you doing down here Brad?
Chillin'
How long have you been doing this?
Would you believe me if I said "Three Years"

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
If there's one thing that bothers me very much...
It's what you see when you look at a dog next to a tree.

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
What is it now Clorance?
: )
: )
Clorance?
: D

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
You come here for a drink too?
Well that and something else...
; )
What do you mean by something else?
How 'bout I go hit on someone who understands the concept of a come on?

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
So what are you meant to be precisely?
Well...
Can you picture what's in the center of a man?

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
So why did you bring me to a really expensive restraunt for a one-on-one dinner?
You mind if we have this conversation in the men's room?

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
God damn it Wilson, I refuse to put on those tights for your amusement!

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
So why are you in a bin?
No officer, I am not on drugs.
I didn't ask that, I asked-
Yes officer, I do know what the term "Public Nuisance" means.
I-
FOR GODS SAKES OFFICER, I DON'T CARE IF I STOLE THIS BIN FROM A LOCAL SCHOOL!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
I haven't ever met you before. What's your name?
I'm Gary.
Tell me about yourself.
Well, I used to-
Cut that stuff. What did you do before you came here?
I had a job as a lollypop lady until my boss was attacked by a crocodile when he was fishing in a "Crocodile Zone".

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
You ever heard of...
I FILLED YOUR HAT WITH MUD!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
In all my years on the set, I've never once snapped and killed blue in a mad rage.
Except this morning.

 

by Beeko180
4-30-09
RAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
I like bacon.
RIT!!!
Mind if I turn the heater on?
ROO REEEEE!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
During this entire series, well at least the bit I've been in, I have been hosting the last episode of every Season I've been in. On to you Clango...
I think that tooms just so happens to be an "Abysmally, selfish comic brute who hogs all the suck of The A.R.B Collection's best moments".
Shut up Clango.
And this is why I will be allowing Red and Blue to host this season's last episode!
AND THAT'S ALSO WHY YOU SHOULD SMOKE POT KIDS!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Normally I have a very fantastic way of barging into a comic. Well at least I did until three weeks ago.
Flashback...
HE HAS A FAT-
OH MY DEAR GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
So did you get an e-mail from the company who you applied for a job at yet?
Honestly, I think five months is long enough for them to have gotten back to me.
What exactly did you do for the job interview?
I dragged my butt across the ground and barfed on the desk.
I wonder why they're ignoring me...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
So does "Peta" show advertisements on TV for their new toilet cleaners.
No.
They seem quite effective, so why not?
Because nobody drags a baby across the inside of a toilet to clean it.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
You know, we've had a lot of good times.
Yeah...
Like that time I got real hammered and drove a car straight through the school, knocking over several students and teachers while I screamed out the lyrics to "Take me out to the ball game"
Let's not bring that up again blue....

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Boy that's a cute set of cups...
I wish I had a set like that...
Want to see my apartment?

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Well you're fat!
I could say the same thing about you...
We're both fat! Problem Solved! Now let's get a subway!
You got it!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Ann, I'm starting to get sick of this job.
Me too.
I came here thinking praising God would have its positives but I was completely wrong.
...Well, there is one positive.
Same time next week?

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Ann, I'm starting to get sick of this job.
Me too.
I came here thinking praising God would have its positives but I was completely wrong.
...Well, there is one positive.
Later. . .
HAHAHHA!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Ann, I'm starting to get sick of this job.
Me too.
I came here thinking praising God would have its positives but I was completely wrong.
...Well, there is one positive.
Nah, I'm just screwing with ya.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Ann, I'm starting to get sick of this job.
Me too.
I came here thinking praising God would have its positives but I was completely wrong.
...Well, there is one positive.
The bond we share is extremely palpable.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Ann, I'm starting to get sick of this job.
Me too.
I came here thinking praising God would have its positives but I was completely wrong.
...Well, there is one positive.
I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING ON BUT THIS HAT!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Just.... One.... More!
A-a-ah!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
A lot of commotion has been going around about the recent Swine Flu epidemic.
I told my mother that she's safe and that she isn't going to suddenly drop onto the floor and start coughing up pebble-sized balls of mucas.
But she was all like "I have a very good idea of what will happen young man so put the needle AWAY"

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Say it!
No-a
Not even for a five bucks?
I have a very nice-a Bowzer!
I'm sorry, I don't have my wallet with me.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Wow, Herbert, that's AMAZING!
You still looking at it?
Not any more.
Well, keep looking, I think I've got a few credit cards stuffed in the back of my wallet.
What's with the 54 Calibre Assault Rifle?
You ever had a missile shoved up your cave of "No Returns"?

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
How long are you gonna stand there with the cat tightly wrapped around your ankle with it's claws digging into your skin?

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
You aren't seriously going to kill me are you?
Well I had some other plans...
Like what?
Well, instead of this, I could always just go down the road and grab a pizza.
That doesn't seem reasonable, slice away!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Don't do that.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Mr. Pig, do you have any empathy for the victims of Swine Flu?
Nope! None at all!
What if I were to tell you that you have it?

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
HAHHAHAHAHHA! YOU LOST!!!!
Shut up Tod!
YOU HAS CHICKEN LEGS!
HAHAHAH!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Just for Mummy?
No!
Daddy?
Make me!
Wait a minute what's in the briefcase?
I'll do it if you drop the subject...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Maybe hiding out at our base isn't such a good idea.
What are you saying?
Yeah, let me in! I never get told anything!
What I'm saying is that we need more cheese in this salad.
Yeah, I think you're right.
I'll go get a new platter...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Meanwhile...
Now how am I supposed to get them back this time...
A ha! I can hire grunts!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Meanwhile Meanwhile...
Pip-Pip!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile...
Now, as grunts you have a very respectable position amongst my men.
What if we don't WANT to be your grunts?
Ted, go clean the toilet.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile...
So you're saying we should just let Goobersmit take over the world?
No, what I'm saying is that-
You know what? I don't care what you're saying!
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I don't know...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
You keep lookout, while me and Harry go down there and carry out the operation.
Why is it always you?
Why not me?
Because you're a self-hating, over-pompous moron who likes to be on top, even when the chance hasn't arrived.
Screw you. The Facts stand tall, I'm going and you're keeping lookout.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
I SAID NO OVERTAKING!!!!
*SCREECH*
HOLY!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
STOP RIGHT THERE FIEND!!!
May I remind you that I spat bubble gum on your car?
DAMN IT!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Get them...
GOD DAMN IT, WHY AM I SO SHORT!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
POW!!!!
ZAP!!!!
SHADOW BEAM!!!!!
AAAAAAH, IT FEELS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
K-BOOM!!!!
[groans]
GROUP HUG!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
mmmmmmmm
[muffles]
mmmmmm

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
One, two.
Kick-a-Who
Three, Fo-
I'M A DORK!!!!!
Now that all the hostages are helpless, it's time to carry out the plan.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Hello, I'd like to make a withdrawal.
And for how much?
500, 000, 000, 000 DOLLARS!
Perfect...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
STOP RIGHT THERE GOOBERSMIT!!!!
NAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...

Showing page 35.

« Previous Next »