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by Beeko180
5-01-09
Well you won't get away with this one, you are now positively surrounded!
Bring it!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
FIRE!!!!!
Oh oh... Can we work this out like grown men or are we just going to pummel each other until we cry?

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
POW!!!!!
No reaching for the doors YET goobersmit!
I wasn't reaching for the door...
Oh... Ok then...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
I won't be taken away! You will never get me back behind bars even if it's the last thing you do!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
I told you we shouldn't have gotten The Daredevil to do it, he's blind for gods sakes!
Yeah maybe you're right, let's see if Jeferson can help us!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Meet Joe the Pickle. He has the power to turn into anything he wants. But he still can't talk like everyone else...
Boy, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight....

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
In this one Joe is the background...
Oh oh...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
You live in a pig sty!
I'd hope it would be obvious at this point in time...
You suck!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
How long has he been at it?
About an hour from when I placed the first box of Cookies on the floor.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
So how long are you gonna keep me in this here trash can?
Until you decide wether to kick Martha out of the house, or put the teddy bear back where you found it...
Wow. That's sure nice of you!
Really?
No I just wanted to get you excited all for nothing...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Now, I want you to hang this bauble on the tree.
And what the heck will this accomplish?
You will achieve a great amount of prestige, young one...
For hanging a bauble on a tree? Are you high?!
No, I'm just a senile crackpot...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
This is all your fault dummy!
Now don't you start with me buster!
Cause I have a Candy Bar!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Dear Vincent,

I hope you get all you deserve with this letter...
I have enclosed several photos and a package that contains something very special to me, Have faith- Mom

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
This isn't what I had in mind Spigot...
Stop pouting and look around!
Never!
Why do you always refuse to do anything I tell you to do?
Because I don't like you MUM!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
GOD DAMN IT BUTCH, GET ME THE KNIFE!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
All right Penguin, I don't know where you are, But I'll find you...
!
What's with the mirrors?
Boo!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
......
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Where are my pills when I need 'em...

 
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by Beeko180
5-01-09
I decided to stick to the thought that "Normally people stay calm if they are ever told something they don't like"
The next day I saw the chick behind the counter at woolworths get out a tasor the minute a customer said "See you next week?"

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Honey, I have the GRANDEST news ever!
What is it?
I got jailed for six weeks and I just broke out of prison, pack your bags, we're moving to Mexico...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
So you're saying that mouses have a very acute sense of smell, why's that?
Well for one...
Mice have the potential to mutate into an even BIGGER mistake..
And for another, Mice are the world's best way to get a cat outside of the house!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
So why are you going to stick the needle into my skull and watch my hair fall out with great enthusiasm?
Because I want to see you scream.
Why is that?
It makes me feel bigger than you.

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
I feel very obliged to tell you that your son just gave birth to a midget.
And he's here on 3:00.....
MUMMY!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
The cutouts on a newspaper never work well for me...
I mean, they tell you to cut around the figure and use it however you please...
But I just can't seem to fit the doorhandle around my Aunt Plattis without it breaking!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
So here I am...Standing alone... in the dark.....
You might be wondering how I got here in the first place, so for all reasons that are unsure to me Beeko will explain using the final panel....
You're a miserable excuse for a son, and I hate you. Get out!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Nobody ever asked me where I'd be in twenty years...
So for all reasons unsure to me Beeko will explain it to you in the final panel...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
When I was a kid all I wanted was a friend...
So for all reasons unsure to me Beeko will show you who I've befrended in the past 20 years of my life in the final panel...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
I've never been much of a fan of sports...
So for all reasons unsure to me Beeko will show you a completely random image that, in my opinion, has nothing to do with this strip...
:'(

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Lately I've been wondering why my life is so boring...
So for all reasons unsure to me Beeko will tell why in the final panel...
Checkmate!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
I've always liked the smell of squirrels being burnt to death on a hot plate...
So for all reasons unsure to me Beeko will show you an extremely effective method of burning a squirrel...

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
I bet by now you've come to realise that I coul go on and on about things Nobody but me would care about...
So for all reasons unsure to me Beeko will cut out the final panel and replace it with something everybody has come to hate..
Intermission. . .

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Sometimes I feel like I need something to make me laugh, thereby cheering me up for coming 15 minutes of absolute boredom, you know what I mean?
So for all reasons unsure to me, beeko will attempt to make you laugh in the final panel...
DRUGS!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
Something I've always wanted but never seen before...
Is what, for all reasons unsure to me, Beeko will be showing you in the final panel...
AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-01-09
For every single episode you will get...
For all reasons unsure to me Beeko will tell you in the final panel...
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
Captain, I'm picking up strange signals just beneath me...
You think he heard?
Let me check...
Oh great, I'm going to grab a beer, be back later ok?

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
Right... I'll tell him.
Don't forget this thing is loaded!
Good boy...

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
Tobor love you!!!
Dear god man, are you still a desperate loner?!
....
We can change that can't we?

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
Hey baby, wanna come see my garage?
You talking to me?
Y- Hoolly hell!

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
Monks are very practical when it comes to adult relationships...
I'm sorry, what?
I mean, I killed Fluffy.

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
I had a fairly straight-forward thought the other day...
What if Jesus IS my Mum?

 

Hahaha, I'm bigger!
by Beeko180, 5-02-09

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
Moo?
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
God Damn it, why am I always last?

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
Shut up Frank, one more outburst and it's the chair for you!
CHAIR, CHAIR, CHAIR!
Instead of the chair I've decided it will be the Footlocker, Got that Frank?

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
I'm sorry, but you need a permit Mr. Wrinkleface.
For what?!
We don't allow fat people to walk the streets at night.
Ever since that incident where the boy apparently "Made a mistake when he ran over to the middle of the road and started dancing" things haven't been the same....

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
The other day, my kid got home from school. He had bruises all over his face, a blood nose and a black eye.
I asked what happened.
He replied "I fell off the diving platform"

 

by Beeko180
5-02-09
Over the years we have come to glorify at Sigmund Freud's works of art...
His works are said to have been the birth of Surrealism...
Until he got arrested for assault...

 
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by Beeko180
5-02-09
Is it just me or is that tree an optical illusion?
Nah I think it must have been the curly fries you had last night...

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