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by Beeko180
5-03-09
Ding Dong!
Coming!
SLAM!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Now don't be offended by this, but you look like someone who sat in a ditch and drunk rum for 50 years...
Are you high?

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
So you're saying that the existence of the universe is pointless because nobody listens to the smart ones? I can believe that...
YOU'RE A NUTTER!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Greetings I come from the planet "Earth"
Uh huh, and how do you spell that?
E-A-R-T-H
Just sign your name here and here and we're all done sir...

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
TOOMS!
I thought I told you not to come down here any more!
I needed a refill...

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BUCK, THIS GUY DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE A TROLL!!!
LET'S STICK A BUNCH OF GRENADES UNDERNEATH YOU AND SEE HOW FAR YOU FLY!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
So what's been happening?
It's an Amish Paradise...
When your wife is out of town for the week.

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Man, how fat could you get?!
THAT'S RIGHT TUBBY, WALK AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Maybe it's a good thing to believe a lie that you tell yourself everyday not even knowing if it is a lie....
I think you've got this confused with Jayna.
Why what's there to talk about Jayna?
Well, remember that time your Muscle Car disappeared?

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Well I came back. What did I miss?
Are you kidding me? You missed heaps!
Nah, I'm just screwing with ya.

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
So I heard you got the job...
Yeah...
What's the secret?
I'm attracted to your brother.

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
YOU ARE NOT FIT TO RUN THIS COURSE BLUE, YOU HEAR ME?!!!
Well I could until you made it literally impossible.

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Enjoy the first sketch!
The test results just came back in. But there's something you should know...
Oh my! Whatever could it BE!
YOU'RE STUPID SON BROKE MY MP4 THAT'S WHAT!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Being in a bin is probably the least of your troubles.
Why, what else would trouble me?
Well for one, you don't have a wife...
Couldn't have said it better myself!
And for another, you live in a rented apartment of which has only a couch and a coffee table in it...
Sometimes I wish I were in your position...

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
BILL WHAT HAPPENED?!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
So Lenny just gave Carl the necklace and now I don't know what to do!
Well you blonde people have a very acute sense of smell...
What on earth would you be suggesting that I do?!
You could track his scent!

 

This is the best piggyback ride EVER!
by Beeko180, 5-03-09

 

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5-03-09

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Sometimes my train of thought goes exempt on me...
And that's normally when scary random words pop up in Beeko's comics...
Scooby Doo....
Jinkies Velma, It looks like Toodles mauled the postman and then dragged his body out to the curb!
What kind of sick witchy-ditchy would do such a thing?!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Um, I seem to be stuck... Lend a hand?

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
PLEASE LET ME IN!!!!!!
I'LL ONLY LET YOU IN IF YOU TRAVEL HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD TO GET SOMETHING FOR ME!!!
ANYTHING!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
I want you to go on a quest.
Oh?
Yes a quest. I want you to find....
The Holy Grail.
:O

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Ok, I'll find it. I shall search high and low...
FAR AND WIDE!
AND CHECK EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF MY GLOVEBOX FOR A MAP!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Farewell.... My love.
SLAM!
Stinkypoo....

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
And off Frank set, through the regretfully bountiful plains of the deserted Sahara Dunes...
Trudging through the Amazon Rainforests.....
Against the Freezing cold, blistering winds of Alaska....

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
And after years and years, a sign comes from the heavens....
!
You haven't slept for three weeks and your knees are starting to get wobbly...
: (

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
WAIT! DON'T GO! I SEEK SOMETHING! I SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL! THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!
Look down at your feet and you shall see a sign from God himself....
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a conference meeting in 5 minutes...

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
That's pretty steep. I wonder if there's something that'll help me get there safely...

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Halt! Whoever passes this line must drink three bottles of jin!
That doesn't seem too bad, let's get this over with!
Ah screw it, I'm only doing this for my Boss. Tell you what, I'll let you pass if you let me come with you on your adventure.
Deal!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
And so, the two set off together. Not knowing where the cave would lead them. With all dangers that lurked in front of them, would they survive this journey? Or would they suffer for it....
♫ POKEMON THEME MUSIC! ♫
It's a wild Twinky!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
After trekking millions of kilometres through the steep tunnel of the cave, the two stumble upon the exit. And to Frank's shock many events will happen here....
There it is. Just across that pool of lava...
[Evil Cackle]
DUNT DUNT DUUUUUUUH

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Now if we can just-
NO KAUFMAN NO!!!!!
BA- HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! TEE HEEEE!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Stop right there Goobersmit!
Who's Goobersmit?
Oh, wrong comic... Well I'll just, um.....
Be going now...

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
MY PRECIOUS!!!!!
NO KAUFMAN, DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!
Can you at least tell me the point of all this hogwash?
So I shot him in the head and ran like the wind...

 

by Beeko180
5-03-09
Oh Frank! You did it! All for me!!
So I've re-married her.
You do know that the chances of this actually happening to you in real life are about as slim as the small tuft of hair you have left on your scalp, right?

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
Honey I'm home!
Boy, you look beautiful today!
Why, are those new baubles?

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
Honey I'm home!
HONEY, HOW COULD YOU?!

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
Honey I'm home!
Honey, I think you're developing a rather bad fever!

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
Honey I'm-
What's wrong?
Did that fat red guy give you a hard time again?

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
Honey I'm-
Screw this I'm going to see my crack dealer...

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
Hey, Have we met before?
Nope. Not in a million years...
Damn it!

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
Rar! Run from Tobor!
What on god's green earth are you doing?!
OH GOD!!!!!
I'm so lonely....

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
Smile, because tomorrow morning you'll wake up in a footlocker!
Maybe you know I'm smiling, but If I suddenly burst to flames you will lose all ability to see me smile let alone my face.
Where'd he go?

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
You!
Who are you old man?
You seek it don't you?
What the "pig's mangled corpse" is it?

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
You seek the wheels, yes?
I'm sorry, but am I suddenly hearing a thousand cries, of people brought to despair by your sudden appearence?
If I say yes will you listen to this seemingly doped up, hyperventilated, senile cook?

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
Anyways, You! Do you seek it? Do you seek the wheels?
The wheels of what?!
The wheels of destiny...
The destiny of the boy, the boy who lived for a thousand years and came back...
As a Sea Turtle.

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
I'm sorry I still don't understand. Could you try to go into the topic a bit deeper than just before?
The boy who lived for a thousand years, the boy who triumphed even after death...
It was the Sea turtle. The Sea Turtle grew old and wise, and eventually took the form of....
....
SURPRISE!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
So the sea turtle grew old and whatever. What happened next?
I'm sorry, but you only payed for a three hour session. You'll have to pay if you want to hear more.
But that wasn't even a MINUTE!
I believe you own a savings account.
God damn you old man...

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
More?
Surprise was sneaky, cunning and wise...
It took years and years until he changed form again...
This time...
He became a Rock!

 

by Beeko180
5-04-09
You told me all that just to ask if I was looking for a rock?!
BURN IN HELL OLD MAN!

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