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by Beeko180
5-05-09
Rule number one-- never swear!
YOU CRAZY LUNATIC, I'M GONNA BE LOOPY ALL DAY!!!
Rule number two-- never-
OH GOD!!!!!!!
GIVE ME THE CANDY!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY CANDY!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-05-09
So how'd your chat with Beeko go?
I hate that thing that you do with your mouth!
You mean talking?
I'm going to play some Ping Pong

 

by Beeko180
5-05-09
All I'm saying is that Pigs can't fly. I'm not saying that it isn't possible, I'm just saying that they can't fly at this present moment.
Well, build a bridge and get over it Captain.
Yeah I think that would work...

 

by Beeko180
5-05-09
These bees tickle!

 

by Beeko180
5-05-09
So what's been happening to you lately?
I won a game of Monopoly!
And you're proud of that?
No.

 

by Beeko180
5-05-09
So do you have a reasonable explanation as to why you screamed poopy pants while you were eating my eggs and toast?
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?!?!?!
I'LL TELL YOU WHY!!!!!
>:^[
OOPS, I SPILLED GASOLINE ON YOUR CAR AND LIGHTED IT ON FIRE! I THINK ITS BEST I PERFORM A TRIPPLE HOMICIDE AS WELL!

 

by Beeko180
5-05-09
Ok, so you want, a quarter pounder with extra cheese, is that right?
Yes. Yes it is.
Just a second...
How does this look?
"Perfect"

 

by Beeko180
5-05-09
I HATE THOSE DANG RABBITS!
Exkwoosme, but where would these "wabbits" be?
Straight ahead good sir!
Wabbit stoo, here I come!

 

by Beeko180
5-05-09
Sir, you don't happen to have a fork do you?
Is the wife looking?
No. No I don't think she's even here...
Pay close attention to my coat.

 

by Beeko180
5-05-09
I wonder where he got those jeans...
YOU WANNA KNOW?!?!??!?!
THEY'RE WOMEN'S JEANS!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-06-09
I Vant to suck your vloood!
And what exact steps will you be taking to secure that statement as fact?
Vith a Straaaw!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-06-09
I vant to suck your vloood!
Bang, your dead.

 

by Beeko180
5-06-09
Have any picture yet as to what I'm going to do in the following panels?
Nope.
Neither do I....

 

by Beeko180
5-06-09
You know, Officeworks has a very wide range of quality goods...
I don't care...
Including dead people...
What?
Paperclips...

 

by Beeko180
5-06-09
Are you sure they won't decide to bite my other arm off too?
If they come I'm ready for them...
Ooo, a penny!
Uuh, I don't mean to alarm you now, but I don't think updating your coin collection will get us out here alive...

 

by Beeko180
5-06-09
He won't talk boss. We've tried everything.
You may have your methods of interrogation. But I have a way to get him to talk....
....

 

by Beeko180
5-06-09
And I know that John Jefferson is not a very decent man...
Of course no one is if you pound their head into a brick wall and shoot them to death.
But I hope you'll find all you can in this mangled, rotten corpse.

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
What could have killed him doc?!
I don't know for certain.
But one thing is very clear to me at this present moment in time..
I need new shoes...

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
Let us all grasp in the arms of our beloved all mighty go-
Hey dude!
Oh no! Don't hurt me, please no! I'll pay you back!
I gave you enough drugs to load an entire cargo ship, NOW GIVE ME THE MONEY!
Please no, please, I'll pay you! Just one more day! I'll have the money by then I swear! GOD DAMN IT THEY'RE SO ADDICTIVE!!!!! I WANT MORE!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
If you pass this test, my apprentice. You will exceed all of my previous apprentices.
Even the guy who got doped up and choked on his own vomit?
If you believe so, then your wish shall be reality.
Do I get cookies?

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
Alright Crocker, I have you outgunned.
Gee Detective Jones, what if I told you that you're wife is listening backstage in a damage-proof booth?
Nice butt...

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
RAWR!
You will never break me Lord Mortified!
Yes, we all know that. But I'd rather see how far I can go without having you beat me in the head with that purse.
Go on?
RAWR!

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
Some things that happen to us in life, we just can't explain.....
Now Maura, I know the thought of this sudden occurance in your life may make you feel very insecure, but for your sake I have to tell you...
I love you.
Now let me give you a tour of my bedroom...

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
The other day I got back from work...
I feel a bit hungry so I walk into the kitchen and open the fridge door.
That's when I run out of the house screaming the words "I ATE ALL THE MUFFINS!!!!"

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
:D
When are you going to tell him that you put cyanide pills in the sandwich?
Probably when he drops onto the ground and starts foaming at the mouth....

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
So there I was...
Thick as a brick...
Dressed like someone stole all my good clothes...
More stronger and muscular than a thousand bulls.
And I blew it all away by having kids.

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
So you're saying should give in?
Give into the hate. Let it fuel your lust.
Lust for what?
Tim Tams.

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
So I guess it's just you and me on a desert island.
Yes. That's exactly what the situation is...
Get down on the ground and I'll stick this wooden board on your back. Then you will power the board by swimming.
Aren't you worried at all about me?
Nope, not at all. If you be a good girl and follow my orders I'll give you a lolly.

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
My friend told me that you enjoy rolling around in mud and snorting like a pig.
Why on earth would you tell him that?
I wanted to see a fat guy run.

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
So let me get this straight. You came here for a pen?
Not just a pen.
Not just a pen? What could be so special about a pen that would make you want it ba-
By the way, your tie sucks!

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
What exactly goes through your mind when you happen to be conecentrating?
.....
Dunt duh Ba-ba- baba -ba-ba- baba ba-ba baba bappa ba ba baba BA....

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
So let me get this straight. You took me out here so you could see what I look like when I'm sweating?
TOBOR LIKES PEOPLE SWEATING!
Why on earth would a stupid robot like that?!
YOUR GONNA ROT OUT HERE YOU SUICIDAL LUNATIC!
OH GOD!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
So you haven't got any clue why there's a giant fly in front of you. Why not?
Don't worry! The drugs will wear off the minute the fly stabs you with this needle and starts sucking blood from your skull!

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
-- Spock, I've found the kitchen. For some reason I can't see a thing in here. My contacts are fogging up.
Are you sure it's a kitchen?
Of course it is. If it weren't a kitchen I would be burning in-
AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
You're going to die you stupid snowman. Your going to-
Wait a minute, If this were a logical situation you wouldn't even be here.
We're in the middle of a desert and you, a snowman, aren't melting.
What are you, some sort of nerd?

 

by Beeko180
5-07-09
So I told Ted to shut his trap and ignore the road signs, but instead he drives straight off a cliff.
Maybe you're forgetting that he drove off a cliff because of a sign, and that, by you're interpretation, almost caused both of you sudden death because-
Because what?
You're an idiot.

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
I don't see HOW this is going to help me in the maths test.
It's not supposed to.
What do you mean it's not supposed to?
I need to inform my best friend that I killed his mother.

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
The other day I killed my best friend.
I left a big problem after it too.
I can't get the stains off my couch.

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
So you're telling me that Claudia just gave you the murder weapon?
.....
Great, there goes another friend getting shot to death.
I DIDN'T SHOOT HER I STABBED HER TO DEATH YOU IDIOT!!!!
RUN!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
I found a dead bird the other day.
So I wrapped it in glad wrap and put it in the freezer.
Sure enough, Mum comes screeching out of the house reciting passages from the bible at the top of her lungs....

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RONALD!
Yay! What do I get this year?!
It's over there!
OH BOY!
HOLY HELL!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
Hey I got a joke!
Hit me.
How many dead people does it take to turn on a light bulb?
How many?
Lie on the bed and we'll see.

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
Hey hey! I got a Maths Problem for you to solve.
Hit me.
If a penguin lighted sixteen churches on Wednesday and smoked crack after. Then did the same for Thursday...
How many years behind bars would he be facing?
You do know I'm a police officer right?

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
This isn't the Mall!

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
This is it. Debbie will make the biggest decision of her life. The aftermath of this decision will effect dramatically on her future. She must take the dive, or suffer...

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
Look at the mess you got me into this time George!
It's time for me to go Robert.
WHAT?! DON'T GO!!!! NO!!!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE!!!!
May I ask what happened here?

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
I'm trying to quit rum.
[glug glug glug]
I just don't care enough to do so.

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
Now go in there and tell your wife to come out.
O-ok, J-just don't shoot.
SLAM!

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
This is all your fault. No wonder I lost.
You only lost because you're a loser.
For your information that pony was a gift!

 

by Beeko180
5-08-09
What's that?
You want me to "light" it?
No problemo...

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