All comics by BeNN_MaKK

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
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hgrelkop
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rewkljpoicvxcsadY

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
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mguyigfretuy vcadyt
hjewrlppcxvzdasty
hjrewqlp[ cxast
hgrewlpo vcxsat
hgughmnbreyu

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
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by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
gdwlp cxvaT
CXVSAT SADA
cxvaty isad hguingfrey
hgungfrey cxvsat
op;lewsasaderw hgrewlk;jpo xvcytasrt
,mnerwoiwe

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
poiopir kloiyrtruy
hglewrp cxAT
CXVASTY GTHUNGFBREY
MNEREROIEW
HGRLKP XCaytu
hewrlkp

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
hgewl;po cayut
rtelklk hgim,n rto lkrert m,ew gfo
ghungrey cxvat
gewlop xcat
gfoopdsf xcvaty
wsamnbrt rto; gfoi hgomn,e

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
ghewl;p cxvasty12
cxvaLKJLK POLKIUXCEW
HGEWL;PO[ CXaty
cxvasyt saadfs
nbm,errroioipioew
ghewlkp; cxvauyt

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
fskjlhew
goiu vbastrhhreeoiiomn
hgelp
fgo fdor jhwelp
oipoior kjirtty
gfoi fort hewlp

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
gfoiu fdoire hjwel;ko
mnb,rereoiiuo3qw
wqehjuy
asljkhreli
eragsdsd hrss bf c
,mn

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
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by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
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by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
As we all know the cure for cancer is hidden in the tallest tree atop the tallest mountain across the deepest valley and the hotest desert.
Yes yes hurry up with the backstory.
And all of the money donated for finding the cure has gone into the development of a robot that can withstand the elements and make it back with the elusive cure.
Dinner.
And I let my son name him Clango.
C:\>_

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
The hottest desert
(TRANSVERSING!!)
To_pass_the_gorgon_of_the desert you must answer this riddle: What has 500 legs and a segmented body and venomous mandibles? Lamen or scientific designations accepted.
Breast cancer.
(FWOOM) AIIEEE!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
The deepest valley
(MOSEYING!!)
I am the gorgon of the deepest valley. To pass you must guess what is in this box using only twenty yes or no questions.
Is it a sweater?
Nope! That's one...

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
..No it's not a coffee maker either! That's 19 questions! You have one more left!
Is it a laser-proof vest?
Nope!
(LASERS FROM EYES!!)
(SIZZLE!) AIIEEE!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
The highest mountain
(CLIMBING!!)
CLANGO! I AM THE LORD! YOU CANNOT FIND THE CURE FOR BREAST CANCER UNTIL YOU ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR HEART!
(QUESTIONING PERSONAL BELIEFS!!)
Goddamn just say yes and I'll let you by

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
Hours later
..So then what about people born before you? What happens to them?
If they obeyed the laws sent to Moses they are accpeted into heaven. If they do not no deal.
What about the Indians?
What ABOUT them?

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
Still on the highest mountain
..Well, why can't we obey the laws of Moses and cut you out of the process?
You just CAN'T anymore, all right?
If the Indians don't matter then it was ok for all the cowboys to shoot them right?
YES of course.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
Still later
Look your mission is to get the cure for breast cancer right? Just ACCEPT me into your heart and you can go! What's so hard about that!
My heart is an internal combustion engine fueled by animal matter and dried wood!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
Ok,_look,_this_wasn't_supposed to be difficult. I wanted to give you an easy task since climbing this mountain was so hard.
Look,_I'll_compromise:_I'll let you by IF when you get home you look up Jack Chick's cartoons on the Internet and read then WITHOUT MAKING FUN OF THEM!
Clango has seen those. They are funny.
Oh jesus christ just go.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
The tallest tree
(CLIMBING!!)
I am the gorgon of the tallest tree! Clango! You have almost reached the cure for breast cancer, but this is the MOST DIFFICULT TASK!...
To_get_by_you_must_find the gene-sequence combination out of approximately 500 million million combinations that will produce a protein segment capable of counteracting a malignant mammory tumor..

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
..and then, after_the_amino_sequence_is isolated, you must perform a series of double-blind placebo tests after extensive animal studies, all the while fronting a powerful lobby-
with_the_intent_of_gaining FDA approval for the substance. Then you will have a 20 year grace period on your patent for having exclusive production rights to the drug. Then you will have finished.
My friend have you heard about the saving grace of Jesus Christ your own personal LORD and SAVIOR?
Oh goddammit just take this vial.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
CLAngo has REturned WIth CUre for BReast cancER!!
(DANCING!!)
(DANCING!!)
(ENGAGING IN UNPROTECTED SEX!!)
(SHOCK!!) NO the no that is AIDS. You dont get breast cancer that the way.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-07-02
howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl
if = moustache
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Who still considers himself very likeable?
DADA is a virgin microbe

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02
THURSDAY

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02
BONK BONK BONK
THUMP BONK BONK
WUMP!! BONK BONK BONK
KA THUMP
(roll)
"Nana fall down!"

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02
(DANCING!!)
(PRANCING!!)
(LANCING!!)
(MORTAL WOUND) YOu have slain me!!
NO NO I WAS JUST RHYMING!! WHY?? WHY??
(IS DEAD)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02
NOw am TRAPPED in PANEL with DEAD BODY of FRIEND!!
(STILL THE DEAD)
I AM sorry you are knowing I AM the sorry!!
All is lost.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02
MY ETernal partner is slain by my own hand!! HEr ever-presence a token of my CARELESS HAND!!
(BODY IS THE COOLING)
PLease be waking up!! SUrely you are the jesting!!
un
YES YES Awake and come the back!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02
PLEase wake the up and come back!!
(BODY STIRRING!!)
YEs wake the up and speak to mE!!
I CUrse you forever and the ever!!
NOOO
(IS DEAD AGAIN)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02
ONce I ENjoyed every the moment together now EVery moment seeing of your body is the torture
SEeing you is the hating of me
ANd starting to be the hating of YOU for being the gone!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-08-02
(BITTERNESS!!)
THEse panels stink of the DEATH
(INFINITE SORROW!!)
(FLIES)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-09-02
(DANCING!!)
(DANCING!!)
...
WHy stop the dancing??
Somethings the WRONG here..
Oh get out. (DANCING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-09-02
GUess what goes in the butt!!
THermometer!!
...
WHat??
DOnt look at me
(DANCING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-09-02
(BEING THE ANGRY!!)
(DANCING!!)
STOP!
(LAUGHING!!)
(IS ANGRIER!!)
(DANCING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-09-02
(GRUMBLING!!)
DO you want to come to my birthday party???
NO!!!
OK!! See you the later!! WIll be missing you!!
(REGRETTING)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-09-02

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-10-02

 

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10-11-02

 

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10-11-02

 

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10-11-02

 

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10-11-02

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-15-02
I was stripcreator's September 11.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-19-02
1950's-revivalist
This glass of water like TOTALLY destroyed the best minds of my generation! DRAG man DRAG.
Absolutist
You either stand with the glass of water or against it!
Photo-journalist
(TAKING PICTURES!!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-19-02
Microbiologist
In this small glass of water is a flourishing microcosm of small, dirty, gross little squirmy things.
Octobrist
Hi, my name is A. I. Guchkov.
Motorist
Meep meep! Watch out, glass of water!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-19-02
Supply-side-economist
Whoops! Filled the glass too high...It's like "trickle-down"! Get it? Hee hee *snort* hee
Inter-communist
We must destroy the glass of water before the Ruskies get their dirty athiest hands on it.
Hypnotist
LOOK INTO MY EYES! YOU DO NOT SEE WATER! You see only GIANT BUNNY!
Hmm hmm hmm

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-19-02
Falsificationist
My records show no glass of water ever existed in this building.
Finalist
So I can either keep the glass of water, or RISK IT ALL for the MYSTERY PRIZE?? Oh man oh man
Florist
(PUTTING FLOWERS IN WATER!!)

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