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by Beeko180
9-07-08
Hi.
HI.
My lantern is your wingy.
What the hell is wrong with you you sick freak!!!!!
The End By James.
I'm saying would your wingy is my lantern. It's my nightlight.
Yeah will it's my nightstick and I'll use it to whack you in the face if you don't shut the hell up and get away from me!

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008
I sold santa on eeeeeeee-bay
for fifty-eight bucks
I sold santa on eeeeeeee-bay
The price, it really sucked
The End By James.
I sold snta on E-BAYY
And I gave it to Whosucks

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
Ohhh honey! Is that your elbow- No - Ohhhhh huh-huh-huuh
No its not that either.
Son sometimes when a man and a women love each other. They can get a bit y-ou know.
Tellytubbies?
The End By James.
Oh how do I explain this to a toddler.... ♪♪ When a man loves a women. they hop in bed together and have a one night stand!!!!!! ♪♪

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
One very bad dream of harry potters.
Almost there. Almost at the black door!
YES I'M AT THE DOOR.
And so I was talking to Voldemort and he said that the kid is eventually gonna find the door. Shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!! *whack* *whack* REPEAT IT HE WILL NOT FIND THE FREAKIN DOOR!!!! he-
The End By James.
YES I'M AT THE DOOR Will find the door?
Oh your gonna freakin die now!

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
A true stroy about an even in someone's life. 3 people are in a bathroom. One's in the shower. I'm One's cleaning their teeth. And the third person is talking to the one in the shower.........
*shower noise* *huck* *spit* *shower noise*
How come he get's to spit in the shower and I don't?
Because you would miss it!
But I promise i'll look down when I spit.
The End By James.
You'll end up spitting on the wall.
No I won't look how hygenic I am when I clean my teeth. *licks toothpaste tube*

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
Sometimes I think about Rabbits
Oh yeah well I think about rabbits more than you do.
No I think abouyt rabbits more than you do!
Oh, well I think about rabbits all the time.
The End By James.
Take that!
Take what?

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
Here's a very serious comic.............
Honey I know we're in love but sometrhings been bothering me.
What ios it My chocolate bunnykins
You keep being rasict.
I'M NOT RASCIST YOU FREAKING NIGGER I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT MY LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This serious comic is To be continued
This is what I mean.

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
Look honey it's been a real real ugly ride.
F@#$K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What?
YOU BLACK HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued......................
If I was gay how come I married you?
TO cover it UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
Honey. I've decided to make it up to you and buy you pizza.
Oh really. Why thank you honey bunny.
In turn You must answer my question.
What is the q2uestion.
Are you on drugs?
I am taking narcotics if thats what you mean. I also smoke pot.

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
Now honey I'm going to knock you out with this steel baseball bat and drag you to the psychotic ward over at the hospital.
What did you say I'm sorry I thinbk I have an insane voice in my head.
*WHACK*
The End By James.
Time to drag the body to the car.

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
On second thoughts why won't I just take her out to the curb.
Nah, too easy.

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
So doctor what has she been diagnosed with?
I'm afraid she has Psychotic Brain Malfunction disorder
Oh, so that would explain all the rascist comments.
Pretty much yes. Oh shes also pregnant.
The End.
SHES WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes aparently she has fifty babys in her womb.

 

by Beeko180
9-07-08
Look I told you we shouldn't have gone out of the house at 12:00 pm in the middle of the fricken night.
Well I'm not the one who came out of the house because I was too scared to go to the toilet next to a damn spider.
I mean who in hell would-
What the HELL!!!!!!!!
Come on. BURN! BURN!

 

by Beeko180
9-08-08
Stupid damn leaf. I can't believe I got kicked off of the fricken bus. Now I have to walk across africa.
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAR I'M A BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-09-08
I better get going. I'm late for my massage therapy.
I gotta get to work!
Oh hi willy. How are you?
ednough of me what the hell happened to you?!
To be continued........
I got mauled by a bear.
And?

 

by Beeko180
9-09-08
So I finally found out the truth of how we came to be "humans"
Really please tell.
We all started out as monkeys.....................
So Briant. What are you gunna do now that you've eatin' all your bananas?
First I'm gonna talke ovcer the world. Then I'm gunna take over the banana factory. Then I'll rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
How does that even relate to how humans came to be? I mean, all it is is a story about monkeys that are so evil that they want to take over the world MUA HA HUA HA HA HA HAAA!NOBODY WOULD SEE IT COMIN

 

by Beeko180
9-09-08
And?
I better get going.
The End By James.
Wait up dood! Where are you going. You said you'd help me have a bath today yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-11-08
I can't believe you honey. Your like a shrink, when you stop talking you die!
What!!!
So I think we're done here miss.
Ok so here's the money I owe you. Two dollars.
The End By James.
Wow must have been the most He's ever been given. either that or he stopped talking.

 

by Beeko180
9-11-08
I have slept with ten women
I have slept with 29 women and 1 man.
I have overpopulated Goodna.
I have overpopulated America
The End.
I have six moles on my back.
I have a freckle on my weewee.

 

Sometimes we never get tired of parodys.
Chocolayte Rain. Take a cup and pee in it again. Chocolate rain. hope that god will see to it again. Chocolate Rain Some people get tired of my wang. Chocolate Rain.
My-ea POO My-ea PEE My-ea POO My-ea PEEP-HOSE PEEP-HOSE
by Beeko180, 9-11-08

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Why do gay people prefer to be called queer?
Why?
Because when they are called gay it could be happy so they want to emphasize the point that they ARE Gay instead of people thinking they're happy all the time.
That's not funny that's stupid
Popcorn never stays in coles, whatever that means________The End By James.
*HUMS JACK AND JILL*
*crackle*

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
So what is it you wanted to tell me?
Does this bin make me look fat?
Yes.
Why?
Because your already a pretty damn fat stick

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
So pinky what do you think the ambulence will do now that we're spying on them when they're still unaware.
What do you think we should think of when your trying not to think of what we are trying to think of?
That's a word full!
Just shut up and answer the damned question kinglipookins or whatever you prefer to be addressed as.
Was that a Why yes or a why I think your mistaken kind of question?
No it was a shut the hell up and answer me kind of question

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Can I ask you something?
Yes what is it?
What do you think of me when your you know?
Well I think your hot. That's a start.
Oh stop it.
No I'm serious. I mean, a single lady who hangs out at a crack house feeding babys pot mix. I mean if that ain't style then what is.

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Now just remember kids Santa loves each and every one of you.
'cept you.
your too ugly.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Give me a nickle please in exchange for this empty packet of mentos I found beside that used jar of weed that you already had traded in.
I just gotta rumble in my jungle- And- aaa here we are your nickle. And my empty packet of mentos

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Hi. Happy HALLOWeen?
*sigh* What about it?
Your ugly in it.
Well at least I'm not dressed without Halloween spirit
The End By James.
For your information I'm dressed in raggy clothes. And what's your outfit I may ask? A Dress with a witches hat and some sort of backyard broom you use to sweep off the leaves on the varandah!!!!!!!!!
Oi for your information! I've got nothin'.....................

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
MGMT is for people with LSD!
Oi!!! I'm a fan of LSD in fact the band leader is one of my friends!
Oh well you can tell him that his "Band" is - wait a minute do you even know what LSD is?
Yes it's a drug I've been taking.
The End By James.
Oh, by the way, did I mention you look pretty.

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Mother!
quack?
Mother it is you.
The End By James.
His mother is a duck?

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Do you even realise how many cows they have on Australian Farms.
No, How many?
two.
Are you serious?!
The End By James.
No I'm not. They have one to look up the cows udder while the other one is making the milk.
That's a load of codswallop!

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Why are you in your underwear?
Because it's comfortable.
♫ NUDIST ♫
The End By James.
Stop that!
♫ NUDIST NUDIST NUDIST ♫

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Oh why die now young gabe. WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I-it i-is m-my time.
*plops dead*
*fluff*
The End By James.
What?!... I fart when I get scared.

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
Lets talk about relationships.
Ok I'll go first. I went out with a guy the other day and we had the most romantic night ever. We kissed. And soon after made love on the couch.
Gloria I want you to stop seeing this man!!!
I already have.
Oh, well what are these?!
There my pinup magazine photos,. Where'd you get them!

 

by Beeko180
9-12-08
I got em! YAY
All right. Don't get cocky kid.
What are ya talking about! Your the one being cocky saying that I'm Cocky when I'm not cocky. See, I'm not cocky.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
Stan the Monkey! You HAVE to come see this you just HAVE to!
*groans* Do I have to?
Yes you do now come with me or I'll rip your head off and feed it to that pack of flesh-eating panthas over there.
What do you want me to see.
To be continued...................
A guy peeing in the bushes.
Seems reasonable. I'll come.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
The End By James.
I said it would happen. There it is right there. Chen taking a whizz on the bushes.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
The Rich and the Famous
The strong and the powerful
The mentalated cow mangled body of a dead soldier and the physically impared and wrangled mangler of the mentalated cow mangled body of a dead soldier.
That's just ludicrously idiotic of you o say something so mean and cruel about a dead soldier and to tease the person who mangled the dead soldier! You've just been MOUSED.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
Hey guess what I got for christmas. A Jackhammer.
Oh yeah well I got an X-Box. Your jealous aren't you. come on don't try and fight the little green eyed monster bubbling up inside of you. Let it all out
*flip*
Who turned out the- Whack! - Ow F#@k
*flip*
I shouldn't have said that.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
_____________________________________________________________________ The End By James.
We're Free!
We're Free!

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
Honeeey! The Zombies are gonna get in!!!!!
OMG let's board up the house.
How did this happen.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
Hi. I got a Nintendo 64
Really? How'd you get it? Did you buy it or recieve it as a gift? Come on man tell!
Well, lets just say I didn't get it the "normal" way....................
So what did you do to get it? Give some doctor a teeth inspection? Look up a ladys skirt o tell her that she needs to clean her butt? Come on man tell!
I wanked this kid for 300 dollars in order to get it.
Oh, i was expecting something more sick and stupid but you sure got me. heh heh. Well, better be on my way. Gang WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
Daddy it's happening again.
What is sweety?
Can uyou come in and help me?
Yeah sure.
Now let's have a look at this doozy- GAH!!!!!!!!
Daddy I got stuck in the toilet again.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
*eyes widen*

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
*eyes widen*
Awsome!

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
Shortly after a quick quarrel.................
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*stops fighting*
Everyone's obeying me. Should I use this to my advantage.Hrmmm...............
The End By James.
You there! skinny white Boy. Rub your face up and down my lump.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
fuduck
Did you mean the F Word
shut up

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
listen homie we can talk it out! don't you wanna talk it out?!
You called me a moron with sets of big black wheels
Ok maybe you have an excuse but if your gunna shoot me make it quick otherwise I'm gunna be late for my massage therapist
I'll make it reeeal slow and veeery painful.
damn it

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
And We Finish the Last Lap. Jhon O' Keath Reaches forward.
And he scores. Lady's and gentleman He has won the Race.
Now sir, what would your excuse be?
It's not my fault I'm running.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
HERE'S A NICE INCENTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KISS MY FURRY LILLY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS MINE
*suddenly the light source is blown*
oh crap the lights have blown again.
A perfect end to a perfect day.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
Why is homer called homer?
I dunno. Why?
Because homer is a homersexual
that really sucked.
*WHISTLES JACK AND JILL*
*crackle*

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