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by BillyBob
11-10-10
He's been coming to the bar quite often these days.
Oh hi there again, why the long face this time?
I'm gonna make this short and sweet, I got fired again.
Oh man isn't that a shame, here, have a drink on the house.
That's kind of you but the truth is that's really not what I want.
OK, what do you want?
.................

 

by BillyBob
11-11-10
And now it has been revealed!
Yeah?
Well, um. I don't know if, ah, um...
Oh come on just say it.
I was wondering if you wanted to go out with Me tonite?
You mean on a date? OK, I'm single now so where you taking Me?
Oh thank you, you have saved Me!

 

by BillyBob
11-24-10
On Thanksgiving Morning...
Whoa, looks like you gotta a lot of work to do today.
Yeah, so what?
Well, the boss said you better have all of these papers in order by the end of the day.
.............
Oh by the way, Happy Thanksgiving.
Yeah, what's happy about it? I gotta do the impossible and now I gotta give thanks, I'll give a thank you when I see you leave!

 

by BillyBob
11-26-10
It's 7:34 PM on Thanksgiving evening.
Hey, I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving.
Oh yeah, it was great girl, I loved it!
Oh thank you! I know this is a bit late but I was thinking about that Black Friday event at the clothing store down the street.
Whoa, you actually want to go there? What time they open?
5:00 am?
Well, Ok but we better get to bed soon.

 

by BillyBob
11-26-10
OK, I'll be there soon.
OK.
It's now 10:47 PM.
Come'on hun, if you don't get to bed now your not gonna want to get up!
OK OK!
Now at 3:46 AM.
Well did you rest good babe?
Yeah but My shopping dreams kept waking Me up.

 

by BillyBob
11-26-10
Now 5:01 AM.
Man I'm surprised only a few people was in line, looks like you got lucky babe.
Yeah.
What's a matter, you should be happy, don't you see anything you want?
Yeah but I don't know how much I can get, everything is 50% off!
Well, get whatever you want babe, take your time and I'll get it all for you!
Oh wow! Thank you My baldy! I saw 15 shirts and 9 pants, 15 panties, 5 bras, 3 pairs of shoes, 3 jackets, 2 coats, 2 purses...

 

by BillyBob
12-15-10
And now it has been revealed!
Yeah?
Well, um. I don't know if, ah, um..
Oh come on just say it.
I was wondering if you wanted to go out with Me tonight?
You mean like on a date? OK, I'm single now so what do you want to do?
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by BillyBob
12-15-10
Man o man, is it cold or is it cold?
Yeah it is and it's been cold for a long time, so what about it?
This is got to be the coldest Winter yet!
Um, it ain't Winter yet until the 21st of December which isn't for another week!
Well, Meteorologically December 1st was the first day of Winter so I'm going by that.
Oh this just keeps on getting funner!

 

by BillyBob
12-22-10
Rrrrrraaaahhhhh!
WWWHHHAAAAAA!!!!
Oh Man Santa Sir...
Not now we gotta get the presents ready for the big, big day.
But he's coming!!
Who' coming?

 

by BillyBob
12-22-10
See I told ya, I'm getting out of here!
What? Oh My!
I'm tired of the nonsense joy of your Christmas, I shall now be the one whom the kids along with the entire world will look up too.
I can't believe your here, OK Count, whatever you say. Rudolph, take over and get him:(
Transylvania & Halloween will now rule on and the North Pole shall feel My wrath!
Why always Me?

 

by BillyBob
1-05-11
Well, Christmas is over and it's a new year. Only thing to do now is countdown for the melt:(

 

by BillyBob
2-25-11
THIS IS AN ANNOUCMENT!
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET...
AND NOBODY ELSE KNOWS EITHER!

 

by BillyBob
3-25-11
Those Earthlings are really obsessed with our kind especially in their year 2011.
I know, their having their theories of us with their big movies and other events.
.......
.......
Let's wait a little longer and then show them that we really do exist.
Agreed, they'll see our true selves and find out their not alone that they never were and they'll wish they would've believed!

 

by BillyBob
4-21-11
Wwwweeelllll, iiitttsss aaaalllmmooosssttt tttiiiiiimmmeeee tttooo cccoooommeee ooouuttt oooff ttthhheeee cccaaaaaaaaavveeee...
aaaaannnnnddd eeennnnnjjjoooyyyy ttthhheee nnniiiiiccceee ssspppprrrinnnggg aaannnddd sssuuummmmeeerrr wwweeeaaaattthhhheeeerrr.
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IIII llllooovvveee tttthhheee rrraaaaiiinnyyy ddddaammmppp ssseeeaaasssoooonnn ttttoooo aaannnddd...
Hey, maybe if you can ever get done talking you can get out there and I can say My bit and then I can enjoy it too, did that ever occur to you?

 

by BillyBob
5-25-11
With all of this war, crime, chaotic nonsense and whatever the hell else, there's gotta be some relief somewhere...
Well, I can eat this good sandwich and forget about all that unnecessary crap for a few seconds...
My food is now gone and, I feel something, gotta open the door... OHHWWWHHHOAA UUGGHHH, now there's a sign of relief!

 

by BillyBob
6-27-11
THE HOTTEST SUMMER ON RECORD!
GO OUT, HAVE FUN... GET MUGGY! GET SWEAT! GET HEAT! GET SUNNBURNED! GET HOT!
BEING ANNOYINGLINY PYRONATED IS NOT FUN!

 

by BillyBob
7-11-11
SUMMER... USUALY TOO HOT FOR SOME...NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR OTHERS...
WHAT IS THE PERFECT SUMMER ALL SEASON LONG?
WITH NONSTOP THUNDERSTORMS OF COURSE IS PEFECT SUMMER BUT 70 DEGREES WITH CLOUDY SKYES & 30 MPH WINDS ALSO DOES FINE INDEED!!!!!

 

by BillyBob
8-31-11
The heat was going on strong as heat advisories were everywhere...
then for a while it appeared the cool fronts were forming an early fall...
how nice that would have been if I didn't have wishful thinking:(

 

by BillyBob
9-23-11
WWWWWEEEEEEEELLLLLLL IIIIIITTTT''''SSSSSSS THHHEEEE....
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FFFIIRRSSSST DDDDAAAAYYYYY OOOOOOFFFFF OOOOOFFFFF FFFFFAAAAALLLLLLLL.....
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WWWW'''''EEEERRR GGGOOONNNAAAA HHHHAAAVVVEEEEE TTTTOOOO HHHHAAAAANNNNGGGG IIIIITTTT UUUUPPPPP SSSSSSOOOOONNNNN!!!!!
Yes I know, don't remind Me!

 

by BillyBob
10-30-11
Hi there Trev.
Um, hi there Helena.
OK now, where is she? She wanted Me to dress up like this on Halloween and to be here and is all I see is a Pumpkin!
Not a very good spot for a kitty cat to be. No good at all!

 

by BillyBob
10-30-11
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Helena, I thought that I made it clear to you I didn't want anything to do with you, you moved too fast on Me!
Man I don't see her anywhere and where is everybody anyway? This isn't fun man, I guess I'm gonna have to find her now!
Gosh I hope nothing happens... oh a howl, what did that?

 

by BillyBob
10-30-11
I know Trev, just hear Me out. I know I moved too fast on you before. I was thinking if you could give Me a chance let's go slow and...
............
Man still nobody here? What the heck is going on? It's getting scary! I wonder what's behind that door and how the heck do I open it now?
Oh no! COYOTE!
Oh wait pussy cat, I'm not gonna get you, My best friend is a pussy cat just like you, here he comes!

 

by BillyBob
10-30-11
there's a couple places we could go to if you like or we could do whatever you feel is right? There's a Halloween party down the street and...
OK Helena, it's fine but ya see, I can't be avaialble for Halloween, I'm stuck here all day tonite and their having Me work over time tomorrow as well.
Oh crap, can't get My arms loose. Why the heck did I let her do this to Me in the first place???
Hi there!
Hi there bud, how's it going? OH NOOOO, HE'S COMING!!!!!

 

by BillyBob
10-30-11
Oh that's OK Trev, we can take it real nice and slow and spooky kooky all night right here:)
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Boo!!!!!
OH FREAKIN' CRAP, A FREAKIN' GHOST IS DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!
Oh ppttsss, a NUTSY-SQUIRREL!!!!
Hehe, I'm gonna get'ya kitty cat, I'm gonna get'ya!

 

by BillyBob
10-31-11
Do you like the Tricks or the Treats?
Do you get scared or do your SCARE them?
Whatever the choices are, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

 

by BillyBob
11-28-11
Nothing!
Still Nothing!
Still Nothing Yet!

 

by BillyBob
12-21-11
Come on Dasher, we gotta get everything going, Christmas is in four days!
Yes sir Santa!
The elves is got things prepared now but where's Rudolph? RUDOLPH! RUDOLPH WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm right here! You do this to Me every year Santa! Cut this out!
Oh you naughty reindeer, I don't think Santa will bring you anything this year!
Oh the threats again, but he's just saying that, I'll get something anyway:)

 

by BillyBob
12-21-11
Come on Dasher, we gotta get everything going, Christmas is in four days!
Yes sir Santa!
The elves is got things prepared now but where's Rudolph? RUDOLPH! RUDOLPH WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm right here! You do this to Me every year Santa! Cut this out!
Oh you naughty reindeer, I don't think Santa will bring you anything this year!
Oh the threats again, but he's just saying that, I'll get something anyway:)

 

by BillyBob
12-23-11
Merry Christmas My Honey Babe!
What's Merry about it? I gotta wait two days to open the presents up!
I hope the heck that doctor gives Me a raise and a Christmas Bonus while he's at it this time!
Christmas, Bah humpoop!
Crap, it's Christmas time and I'm still fat!
Oh the Earthlings are in for a big surprise for the new year!

 

by BillyBob
1-31-12
Wwwweeeelllllllllll iiiiittttt'''''ssssss ggeeetttiiinnnggg nnnnneeeeaaaarrrrr ttttoooo tttthhhhheeee tttttiiimmmeeeee...
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ttttttthhhhhhaaaattttt wwwwwweeeeee cccccaaaaannnnnn ggggggoooo oooouuuuuttttttsssssiiiiidddddeeee aaannnnnddd.....
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ddddooooo oooooouuurrrrr sssstttttuuuffff, sssttttiiiilllll ggggooottttaaaa wwwwwaaaaiiitttt ddddoooouuuugggghhhh!
Yeah, don't remind Me!

 

by BillyBob
2-29-12
It's Leap Year!
Yeah so what if it only comes around every four years or whenever the heck it does...
it's always a leaping year when I'm here!

 

by BillyBob
3-31-12
NOTHING!
STILL NOTHING AGAIN!
NOTHING AT ALL!

 

by BillyBob
4-30-12
He's been hearing somebody yelling making strange sounds.
YUUHHH! BAHHH! ZZAAAHHHHH!
GAAHHH! HHAAAHHH! ZZAAAHHHH!
What the heck is he saying and who is he?
SSAAAHHHH! FFAAHHHH! ZZAAHHHHH!
Oh well.

 

by BillyBob
5-30-12
MMMAAANNN IIIITTT WWAAASSS FFFUUUNNNN FFFFOOOORRR AAAAWWWHHIIILLLEEE....
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BBBBBUUUUUUTTT NNNNNOOOOOWWWW....
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Yeah I know, big dryness and hot stickin' weather, even too hot for Me!

 

by BillyBob
6-29-12
Holy crap it's hot out here, I just can't believe this heat!
This is gotta, I mean gotta be the hottest summer ever! On record! In history!
WOW! It is HOT, HOT, HOT, SMOKIN' HOT out here today man!
Oh shut the $%^& up!

 

by BillyBob
7-30-12
Here is the very first adventure of Equineador & Ursusadorus, their babbling it out!
Howdy, Ursusadorus, howya doin'?
Hi Equineador, just dandy!
Yee-haw! Things are looking up!
Oh yeah, WHY?
Cuz, I see the things and there up there and I see them cuz I'm looking at them and I'm looking up so therefore that's how I see them and that's why.
Ooookay you stupid Jack @$$!

 

by BillyBob
8-31-12
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So why are you dressed up like that during nice weather like this that we've been having?
Oh, I'm preparing for the cold front!
Oh brotha, here we go again.

 

by BillyBob
9-30-12
The Forrest........
A great place to be, to have fun, to camp, to enjoy.....
Now imagine being by yourself, in the darkness, no one to hear you, you hear cracking twigs, rustling through the leaves, you feel eyes upon you, the green blackness will be your ultimate nightmare!

 

by BillyBob
10-30-12
Santa Claus sucks!
No he doesn't My Master.......
What did you say servant?
Santa is a spiritual-human toymaker of joy, he isn't an evil, bloodsucking Vampire like you are.
Don't you know that I know that? Shut up you miserably Zombie slave and go feast on some brains!
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by BillyBob
11-28-12
I thought you said that this trip was gonna be a walk in the park?
Yeah but I also said after that the other one we were going to hell and back.
...........
You mean this is My torture for.....
You got it!!!!!!!!!

 

by BillyBob
12-20-12
You know what I want for Christmas Hanky?
Actually no babe, I have been waiting for a list from you for awhile now.
Oh, I only want one thing this year......
Yeah and what is that My love?
A trip for you to take Me to go around the city and shop at every fashion and jewlery store there is and not skipping one!
Uh.....O-K-A-Y, I think I'll need a 3 month vacation after that shopping frenzy or maybe I'll just faint now!

 

by BillyBob
1-29-13
Oh &%$*, I can't believe it!
What?
He scored 25,000 points with one kill!
I thought you were winning?
I was til he hit Me in the %&@# and did moonsault kill in mid air.
Well, looks like your gonna be seein' stars and the moon for a while!

 

by BillyBob
2-27-13
Whoa hoho, hang on man, you gotta be kiddin' Me, an arcade, dude, this place rocks!
Hmm, let's just see now, all these rad games here, which one do I play first cuz man I wanna play'em all ya'know?
Yeah that's it, I'll play this classic game man, I mean it's totally da bomb man!

 

by BillyBob
3-31-13
Yeah, My Wife still has Me do this every Easter, so what?
A bloody murderous bunny rabbit, doesn't your wife know the difference from Halloween & Easter?
Well yeah, it's a tradition she started and she makes Me keep it one and I really gotta do it to make her happy.
We'll, there's nothin' I can do about that now, is there?
Damn, and I thought My gig was horrible!

 

by BillyBob
4-25-13
I'm a stupid Finger Puppet.
I'm a stupid Finger Puppet.
Quit repeating Me.
Quit repeating Me.
You stupid.......
You stupid @$$Puppet%&#@!

 

by BillyBob
5-30-13
She's been wantin' to leave the arcade for a half hour now, nothing she does works until one last thing!
OK babe, I'm on the last level here, I almost got the damn game beat, just about 10 more minutes!
Yeah that's what you said 15 minues ago. So I thought you wanted to go home and be with Me all night?
Oh, sorry babe, I got so wrapped in this game, I forgot, OK, let's leave now.
...........
That'll beat any game any time:)
Now that made him want to leave this place.

 

by BillyBob
6-30-13
He and his sister had a bet of the Strip:)
Oh no!!!!!!
Well?
I lost!
OK, you know what to do Sis, a bet is a bet.
Ah geeze!
Hot dang, you actually did it, wait untill the class room hears about this, it's gonna be so epic!!!!!

 

by BillyBob
7-30-13
Computer - Phone - TV - How did We survive before their were invented and what would We do without'em?

 

by BillyBob
8-31-13
For some reason, Summer was missing.....
For a while it seemed like Spring or even Fall!
Now, Summer has arrived:(

 

by BillyBob
9-25-13
Why do you matter? Why do I matter? Why does anything matter?
Does the matter, matter? What's a matter? What does it matter?
Matter matters. If matter didn't matter, nothing would exist so yeah it matters:}

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