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by Dacca
4-20-09
And now with a white background!
So then he got sent to prison and that's why I'm here visiting.
Oh, that is so sad... well you can stay at my house while your here.
Thanks, that really means something to me.
Just make sure you have no wild parties.
owwwww, please...

 

by Dacca
4-20-09
and now for melvin comics
So how has prison life been?
Oh, well I have been bum jacked so much I can't even walk straight!
oh,
But apart from that the people are really nice.

 

by Dacca
4-21-09
Hey, dan.
I'm Bob.
What happened to Dan?
I thought you where Dan?
No, I'm Chester!
Oh, I'm the only other duck so I must be Dan.

 

by Dacca
4-21-09
And now somewhere in Hollywood...
I think I have developed mind powers
Really prove it.
...I mean space.
Okay.
Ogga Bogga doppity doo!
Oh crap you have lite me on fire.

 

by Dacca
4-21-09
In Space no one can hear you fart!
No! you can't move out! We where meant to take over the Earth together.
I'm sorry but you set me on fire I can't trust you with these wind powers.
I'm going to go live on Mars.
What a jerk.

 

by Dacca
4-21-09
Finally at this place.
I have finally landed on Earth but I still feel alone, Oh, hello little piggy.
I don't mean to seem like a arsehole or anything but...
you have kind of landed on my friend.
Thats a good idea! I will build a new Robot! Thanks for the help Piggy.
What a jerk!

 

by Dacca
4-21-09
Still at that wierd place.
Hello new robot friend, I have built you just like the other robot but now your personality will make you a better friend.
Wrong! You made my personality so I have alot of atitude but not much else, fuckwit!
Still at that wierd place.
Oh, crap.
You are stupid, so are we going to take over the world or not?
Still at that wierd place.
How bout I do it, and you stay here and watch the ship?
Oh, do I have to?

 

by Dacca
4-26-09
And now... what the fuck?
Jesus! You have returned, is this for the final battle?
No, I just decided to ask you to stop saying so many racist jokes.
Um... I can't stop doing that. LOL
Oh, Okay than. see you later satan.
This is the third time his been down here today. What a loser.

 

by Dacca
4-26-09
Okay, what the hell happened to number 17 of this comic series?
Hello again Satan, I just came down to ask you to stop playing music so loud as my dad is trying to have his afternoon sleep.
I can't do that!
Why not satan?
Then how else would I hear LOL?
Well thanks for all the help, bye satan.
What a fag.

 

by Dacca
4-26-09
and now... Oh No! not this crap again!
I have came to ask you to stop putting LOL at the end of your sentances.
Why? It's not hurting anyone.
okay then Satan bye.
WAIT! Why do you keep coming down here.
Well, I havn't had sex in a very long time and I am so in love with you. Just hearing your voice turns me on in sick, sick ways.
Wow, i love you to Jesus, those pictures of you on the cross do strange things to me.

 

by Dacca
4-26-09
And this is really strange!
Hey Dad I think I'm inlove with Satan.
Oh thats okay it just means your gay.
But doesn't that gross you out?
No im fine with it, I use to take it up the butt myself.
Wow, never tell me that ever again.

 

And now for a perfect world!
by Dacca, 4-26-09

 

by Dacca
4-26-09
and now for a pig and a monkey doing stuff (sounds interesting)
Did you catch that Doctor Who episode on Easter?
Yeah, I thought it was funny.
I don't think it was meant to be funny?
Oh, than if thats the case than it was just sad!

 

by Dacca
4-26-09
And now for the same thing again!
So pig, hows the wife?
She has really let herself go, she now looks like a pig!
(SMOOTH)

 

by Dacca
4-26-09
Now for some fucked up shit, just joking its still the same crappy shit!
Hows your job working out?
Well, not fantastic. Its really being a stand up comedian.
BA ZING!

 

And Now for somme complete stupidity
Hey I don't say this much but I think your hot!
by Dacca, 4-27-09

 

And now for a white back ground!
God Dam! your fat!
God dam! your thinking about me
by Dacca, 4-27-09

 

by Dacca
4-27-09
And Now for a failed pilot!
Hey Rindy, Whats up.
Not much Anna, it's been so long, you know back in high school I use to have a thing for you?
Cool, but if you think you have any chance with me, you'd better think again.
Later that night.
How did this happen?
Why am I still wearing my clothes?

 

by Dacca
4-27-09
Hey where you wearing a con dom?
Na.
WHAT!?
I said no.
What are you an idiot?
i thought you where meant to.

 

by Dacca
4-27-09
And now for... oh no not these guys again!
What you want to postpone the wedding?
No, its not that I just didn't want to tell anybody until it was all done.
Why?
Because hat is everyone going to think about us getting married?
Well, they are going to think. Look at those two young fellas who are vry much inlove and don't care about the sex.
I care about the sex.

 

by Dacca
4-27-09
Well, just because I forgot to wear a com dom doesn't mean you will certanly be pregnet.
Yeah, but its a massive chance. What if you had AIDs.
Oh, no but every time I visit my parents they buy me some AIDs.
I think your thinking of a lolly?
Yeah, the lolly AIDs, mum always gives me AIDs.
I need to get away from this creep.

 

by Dacca
4-27-09
I told my parents I can't believe I am going to be a mother.
Yeah, its pretty amazing, so you are defently going to have it?
II couldn't go through with an abortion. So what about us?
What do you mean what about us?
What are we going to do next?
Well, I have some soup cooking but there is only enough for me.

 

by Dacca
5-01-09
And now back to the original story.
Okay, Ranger I have noticed you have been skipping on the rent lately. I'm a bit low on cash so I need to borrow 700 dollars.
Hey, man I can't pay right now.
What?
Yeah man I've already told you that I will pay you the money as soon as my band gets an CD.
Oh no I didn't say what because of that, I said what because you called me man, but I am a cat. You ratard.

 

by Dacca
5-01-09
And now after a long, long time.
I am so glad that we decided to be friends again, and take over this world instead.
Yes.
But I have been thinking very deeply about us lately. Have you been thinking about us?
Yes.
I think I love you.
NO

 

by Dacca
5-01-09
And now for the grand final.
Well we are finally maried and have a nice house, I think we should adopt.
NO, BAD IDEA!
not really.
Why do you say that?
Because what will all the kids think, a boy with two dads.
I guess so.
Like I know that the other kids will like one of his dads, but I have no idea what they will think about you.

 

And now for something random.
Wow, he was right this is random.
by Dacca, 5-01-09

 

by Dacca
5-01-09
And now for... god dam it who even cares anymore. I am way to old for this!
Why the fuck did you buy those bathroom curtains.
You said you liked them!
I only said that cause I wanted to get out of that place.
I hate you.
Now, now don't say anything you can't take back.

 

by Dacca
5-01-09
and now for some new (important) characters.
something wrong has gone on.
Really, I feel like I am being watched, and I hear voices, I feel like my knowledge is fading away, am i going crazy?
No, it just means you could be presedent.

 

by Dacca
5-01-09
And now for these guys again.
I think I just killed a man?
Really? You have sinned.
Yeah, he was black.
Oh, its alright than.

 

and now for a look into the future.
by Dacca, 5-01-09

 

by Dacca
5-01-09
and now for a serious matter before a major story arch.
Ranger I need you to get a job, or your out on the street.
I've told you before, My band will be famous and than I will be able to pay rent.
Okay, I'm going to kick you out than.
Okay.
WHAT?!!!

 

and now for one year later:
Spare change anybody?
by Dacca, 5-02-09

 

by Dacca
5-02-09
and now for part two, of the end of the world.
THATS IT!
what?
WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE!
No, why are you talking in capital letters?
oh, sorry I didn't notice.

 

by Dacca
5-02-09
and now for Jesus.
Whats wrong big fella?
Oh I just had a tough break up.
Oh, well you are jesus arn't you?
Yeah.
Why don't you just end the world?
Oh yeah. I forgot about that option.

 

by Dacca
5-02-09
and now for more plot details.
But jesus you can't end the world.
Yes I have the power to so whats stoping me.
I AM!
Sorry dad, but I must do this.
No, your killing me, my only son.

 

by Dacca
5-02-09
and now back to this.
Thanks for letting me move in.
No problem.
Im over here.
HEHE your funny.

 

And now for what?
Who the fuck are you?
by Dacca, 5-08-09

 

by Dacca
5-08-09
And now for this again... but longer. I guess.
i'm your father.
NOOOOOO.
Why so disaponted
I'm not it's just your not my dad.
Later...
Hey dad you wouldn't believe some guy just said he was my dad. But your my dad right?
I am the only thing evil enough to produce you. So yes i am your dad.

 

by Dacca
5-08-09
And now for something a little different, but not much different.
and what do you think your doing?
I'm ending the world.
Yeah right. It has always been my dream to end the world. I must put a stop to this.
Oh no! you have made me powerless, I shall get my revenge.
Hehehe, I was meant to crusify you but this is good too.

 

by Dacca
6-08-09
So Anna, I was just wondering if you would marry me?
What? Really?!
Yeah.
Well, of cause i will marry you, come here and give me a kiss.
Oh, sorry what i was meant to say was can you make me a burgar, i always get those confused.
I hate you so much

 

by Dacca
6-08-09
And now for action
It has been exactly one month since i left you. And I have taken over the world!
um... okay
Who are you?
I'm Jesus.
yeah, you will need to explain this to me more slowly.

 

by Dacca
7-16-09
And now for a sudden return...
Thanks for turning me back and changing my mind about ending the world, and thanks for that romantic night, I want to marry you... again!
Yes, and we will never fight again, because we are so deeply in love!
ARGH!!!! I'm dyeing!
Oh no Jesus! You've been shot!
Finally I put an end to that evil!
Oh no, it's you!

 

by Dacca
7-16-09
and now for the start of an epic end of this stupid comic series...
He started it!
HOW COULD YOU KILL YOUR OWN SON!
But he killed you how did you return.
I think you are forgetting i am god.
oh yeah, so thats the end of Jesus is it?

 

by Dacca
7-16-09
and now for another stupid thing that iss turning into a stupid ending... I hate this Job
I finally work in that really good job I always wanted to work in so now i can move far, far away, and because my job is important, you may never see me again
Goodbye Ranger, you are a big part of us all.
that means a lot to me, I hope to see you some day.
This is your big job?!
Are you going to order anything?

 

by Dacca
7-16-09
And now for the comic, that I, the narrater got to write all by myself.
But sadly I ran out of ideas. So you got stuck with this.
Oh YAY! I just got fired for writting this, I can finally become a singer like I have always wanted to.
That's all Folks!

 

I think i'm gonna need more nails.
by Dacca, 7-16-09

 

by Dacca
7-17-09
Maybe if I stand here, in this position and think hard enough, then maybe, just maybe I can go Invisible.
Did it work?
I really need to buy a mirror.

 

Ewww
by Dacca, 7-17-09

 

Oh No! I'm bleeding!
by Dacca, 7-17-09

 

Why does everybody always look at me?
by Dacca, 7-17-09

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