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by Devin
10-12-02
Kuwait theatre of operations
This is where we unloaded the weapons shipment, sir.
Very good. I'll just take a look here--
What the, broom handles???

 

by Devin
10-12-02
Here's your wallet, sir.
W, wow, thanks! I lost this thing so long ago--
Hey, wait a minute, there's only $37 in here. Where's the other 63?
And all my credit cards are gone too! Hey, where are you going?

 

by Devin
10-12-02
He has a gun, he has bullets, he shoots people, he drives, and he is out there somewhere.
Well, I didn't say we knew five USEFUL things...

 

by Devin
10-18-02
WE ARE ENTERING THIS HAUNTED HOUSE TO GET OUT OF THE RAIN.
I thought, like, we were here to solve a mystery. And how are we "in the rain" when we've got the Mystery Van?
Shut up, dumbass! If kaufman finds out that the weather doesn't really play a role in this strip, we'll be disqualified!

 

by Devin
10-18-02
Scooby Doo, where are yooou???
Rooover heeere!!!
G-g-g-ghooost!!!
Rey, rho rurned rout rhe rights?
Shaggy, how many mysteries have we solved? You would think you'd learn by now that the ghosts aren't real.
Hey, man, it's not like YOUR pants aren't wet either.

 

by Devin
10-18-02
...So the ghost is actually... Mr. Boozer!
And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Good job, kids. But how did you know it was him?
Well, the chandelier was swinging with a period of 10 seconds, the phone rang exactly twice, the mirror is an oval shape, the fireplace was burning...
...Aw screw it, I just guessed.

 

by Devin
10-18-02
Church is gay.

 

by Devin
10-18-02
The original Harvest Moon game is pretty fun.
But the designers didn't think it through well enough when they were making the game.
For instance, when your cow walks away while you're in the middle of milking it, have you wondered where the milk REALLY came from?

 

by Devin
10-18-02
Oh yeah? Your father did your mother!
Oooookay...
Where's your insults now, boyeee???

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Illusionary Minds Chat is great!
Now say, "I love IMC."
Um, I love IMC!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
You hesitated before you said that. You mustn't have believed what you said.
N, no! I believe! I beli--
ARGH!!!
BANNED.

 

by Devin
10-22-02
We flash back to the origin of IMC
Our old chatrom shut down, but we'll create a new one, where we care about our patrons and treat them fairly!
BANNED.
But wait, I'm a mmmoooooddddd.........

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Before you use IMC, you must agree to our terms of service.
"I will agree to everything IMC says and approve of everything it does, at the risk of being BANNED."
Hehe, good joke.
Yes, THAT'S what it is, a joke...

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Haha, you all suc-- ARGH!!!
BANNED.
Thanks, that guy was really messing up our roo--
ARGH!!!
BANNED... oops, oh well.

 

by Devin
10-22-02
I'm right!
No, you're wrong!
Help us settles this argument!
Yeah, help us out, mod!
Okay, you're both BANNED.
ARGH!!!
ARGH!!!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
I'm sorry I called you names.
Me too. Friends shouldn't fight.
Hey, mod, we made up!
I'm glad we managed to take care of this ourselves.
Aw, I love a happy ending... BANNED.
ARGH!!!
ARGH!!!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
You had "IMC sucks" on your message board. I'm afraid that's unforgivable.
But wait, I didn't post that! I already punished the guy who did it!
Did you gouge out his eyes and string him up by his tongue with his eyes shoved down his throat?
Um, no, I scolded him and--
BANNED.
ARGH!!!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Excuse me, what does no "adsthjeping" mean-- ARGH!!!
BANNED.
I can't log on with my new handle-- ARGH!!!
BANNED.
Anything else I can help you with? Don't hesitate to ask.

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Hi.
That's it, you're BANNED for flaming.
W, why? I didn't flame!
You said "high." Are you implying that I've been smoking crack again?
But, but-- nevermind, just ban me now.
With pleasure.

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Look at that smug expression. Come on, fella, you'll slip up sooner or later.
I know you're about to crack, I know it... aw, screw this.
New rule: "no silence." You're BANNED.
ARGH!!!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
BANNED.
ARGH!!!
ARGH!!!
BANNED.
I'm just doing my job. Now pardon me while I stake out the Samaritan chat. They're bound to slip up... I know it!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
A $10,000 "donation" might keep you from being BANNED.
O, okay. H-h-here.
I guess it didn't. Thanks for the money though.
ARGH!!!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
What do you think of this slogan, everyone?
It-it-it's great!
You haven't even heard it yet! "Welcome to IMC. Over 1 billion BANNED."
It-it's great! Great!
...I hate suck-ups.
ARGH!!!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Hey! How can you ban people for no reason???
ARGH!!!
Like this.
Stupid First World countries.

 

by Devin
10-22-02
I, I apologize to IMC. It is not "George Orwell's '1984' come to life," as I had said it.
What happened to your hand?
...I believe it was a boating accident.

 

by Devin
10-22-02
DOWN WITH IMC! DOWN WITH IMC! DOWN WITH IMC! DOWN WITH IMC!
...Okay, none of you are BANNED anymore.
Now get back into IMC so you can be BANNED again!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Okay, here's the "real deal" with IMC--
No, HERE'S the real deal: you need to get off your high horse and take that dildo out of your ass!
Wh, Who told you about Erector??? Tell me! TELL ME!!!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
If you don't like how I do things around here, then leave.
Years later
If you don't like how I do things around here, then leave.
I can't believe I wasn't even nominated.
I can't believe you weren't even lynched.

 

by Devin
10-22-02
at their press conference
How do you respond to allegations that you ban people for no reason?
They're sore because we BANNED them. The truth is, they failed to follow the rules.
at their press conference
A whole chatroom failed to follow the rules?
Absolutely.
at their press conference
Which rule didn't they follow exactly?
Our "no chatting" rule.

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Oooookay... now, a significant number of people violated the "no adsthjeping" rule. What is "adsthjeping?"
It can't be described in words.
If you can't tell anyone what "adsthjeping" is, how can your patrons know when they're "adsthjeping?"
Oh, they'll know when they're adsthjeping, if it's the last thing they do on IMC!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
Now there are rumors that--
You ask too many questions! You're BANNED.
Psst, idiot! We're not in IMC!
I don't think our viewers heard that loud and clear. Would please repeat what you just said?
ER, I mean, you-you-your band, it sounds cool. Is it Linkin Park?

 

by Devin
10-22-02
BANNED.
ARGH!!!
BANNED.
ARGH!!!
I win again!
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have spared my parents...

 

by Devin
10-22-02
IMC mods playing Survivor,
Er, w-we vote HIM out.
ARGH!!!
Chess,
Whew, I'm glad my mod's a good player.
ARGH!!!
and Battleship.
B-6 hit. You sunk my Roleplaying Chat!
ARGH!!!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
We have finally BANNED all of our patrons!
Now this is TRULY a chat of illusionary minds!
Then why did we bother to make this chat in the first place?
I had "Perl for Dummies" and a couple of shots of whiskey.

 

by Devin
10-22-02
It's so boring.
There's no one else to be BANNED.
BANNED-- ARGH!!!
BANNED-- ARGH!!!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
I want a million dollars in unmarked bills! Leave it in the dumpster behind Chuck's. And no tricks, or the hostage gets it!
59 seconds... MAN I'm good.
Back at the station
59 seconds, damn... did you manage to get his number?
The second he called... I told you getting Caller ID was a good idea!

 

by Devin
10-22-02
How could you cheat on me with a, a mortal? I'm leaving you!
Please, don't go! I swear, that woman meant nothing to me!
What about her son? HE meant something to you, didn't he?
Of, of course not! I had him stripped down, nailed up, and killed!
Then what's this about his resurrection?
...Crap, I was hoping you wouldn't find out about that.

 

by Devin
10-23-02
So I says, "damnit, my dick's not going to get any bigger by itself."
Ha ha!
...Whatever you're thinking right now, the answer is no.

 

by Devin
10-23-02
This is what you'll learn today--
Ha ha!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... sorry, ha ha, sorry...

 

by Devin
10-23-02
Alright, my little alien friend, time to open you up and find out what makes you tick!
W-w-wait! Like your people, we too have done extensive research on our own anatomies! All we have to do is share our inform--
Let's start with your brain, shall we?
AAAAH, OH MY GOD!!!!!

 

by Devin
10-23-02
What about OUR son? You care more about that mortal than you do him!
What should I say when our son asks why you're playing with your dolls again?
Ssh, they prefer the term "womyn."

 

by Devin
10-23-02
>In the beginning God created the >heavens and the earth. __________ N: That was the Big Bang, stupid! ___ E: God's ego is bigger than Vid's-- ow! D: *sigh* I hate self-insertion fanfics.
>Make twenty frames for the south >side of the tabernacle and make __ E: (Moses) Hold up! Let me get a quill. N: (also) Make your OWN tabernacle! D: (same) Is that your south or mine?
>But Lot's wife looked back, and she >became a pillar of salt. ___________ D: That's a silly thing to shape-shift to. E: It's a pillar of SUGAR, you liar! ___ N: (Lot) Thanks, this soup was bland.
The art of MiSTing is this old, eh...?

 

by Devin
10-24-02
You know that feeling every time something small goes wrong? From now on you'll always wonder "is it sub_m7 coming to get me?"
Oh yeah? Every time something goes wrong for me, TWO things will go wrong for you! And from now on you'll wonder if it was me coming to get YOU!
Oh crap! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I was just bluffing, man, honest! I'm not even allowed to boil water! Please don't hurt me...

 

by Devin
10-26-02
Many of you feel sorry for this chair. That's because you crazy. It doesn't have feelings. And the new one's much better.
Fucker.

 

by Devin
10-28-02
So I says, "I'm a cowboy!"
Ha ha!
Well, duh.

 

by Devin
10-28-02
So I says, "funerals are not for the dead, but for the living."
Ha ha!
Um, I mean, that was really deep, man.

 

by Devin
10-28-02
Summary of a wc3 game for slower computers:
*load* *load* *load*
*load* *load* *load*
My acolytes destroy your town hall and... I win!
No fair! My computer just started to respond again!

 

by Devin
10-28-02
Civils and mechanicals drool! Electricals rule! Lemme hear you say, "DOUBLE E!"
Dude, why are you bashing fellow Engineering majors?
'Cause they're posers, not like the Electricals! DOUBLE E!

 

by Devin
10-28-02
Here are some tips to help you do better in this class: try to understand the lectures and the material that we cover.

 

by Devin
10-28-02
So we see on the Nyquist plot that by increasing the gain of a time-delayed system, the system becomes unstable. So the point is that a time-delay is--
Evil!
Um, you could say that, but I was thinking of a more professional term.
Um... sinister?

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