All comics by Dinah

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by Dinah
3-13-05
so far this is like the most work you have done on this project.
I AM AN ARTIST. DON'T RUSH ME.
MY GENIUS IS LIKE DIAHREA. IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH.
BUT IT COMES IN MASSIVE AND EXPLOSIVE RATIONS.

 

by Dinah
4-24-05
see, if i started that, i'd be a MMORPG addict in a bad way.
but i never see the point in calling some new player a "newbie"
i just like saying "holy shit, you suck!"

 

by Dinah
4-24-05
i love owning people at what they study.
sure, they may have a few years in college, but i have a few seconds with google.
google > university

 

by Dinah
4-24-05
hm.
wow. thats wild.
it's 4AM there.
you said onw shoe, but you meant to say one show.
shouldn't these whores be asleep?
how do you confuse the last two sylables?

 

by Dinah
4-24-05
i had a terrible dream last night, i was some old man.. and i was NORMAL
i wasn't like "HOLY SHIT I'M 80 AND STILL PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!N!"
i had like grandchildren, and told them stories.
were the children made of titanium?

 

by Dinah
7-25-05
I _kinda_ cared for this one girl once, but i got over it and now I don't care about anything.
Aww!
if this make you feel any better..
I fuck like Heidi Fleiss.

 

by Dinah
7-25-05
well, it's time to party like tara reid!
she's retarded.
probably from all that coke.
she snorted half of columbia.

 

by Dinah
9-11-05
you seriously need to have your money taken from you.
hm, i agree at times.
get a savings account.
urine.
based on a true story! GASP!
sometimes.
i have no idea why i just said that, i meant to say "hookers"

 

by Dinah
2-26-06
Whoa.
I got knocked offline.
I got knocked up.

 

by Dinah
2-26-06
I FORGOT IF I TOOK MY VITAMIN!
OOPS!
OD! ODODOD!

 

by Dinah
3-04-06
if i ever won an insane amount of cash. i'd be right here.
bragging about how i paid 60 girls to have sex with me on the same night.
for once, a reality show i'd actually watch.

 

by Dinah
3-04-06
terror plus energy equals no sucess.
what on earth are you talking about?
it's hard to explain, last night was strange.
why is it that every saturday morning, you act like a 12 year old asian on speed, running for her life from a teacher with a 19 inch dildo?
HE'S BACK!?

 

by Dinah
3-04-06
i ate that hummus with my hands and now my hands smell like vagina.
the hummus didn't smell like it.
and i didn't shove my hands up mine?
o rly?

 

by Dinah
4-28-06
I considered getting a tattoo that says "Think Different" down there once.
but I'm almost postive only "Th" would fit.
Maybe I can select a small font?
You should just go with something along the lines of "Think Virgin"

 

by Dinah
4-28-06
My average AIM conversation.
I SWEAR I JUST SAW A CAT BY MY FEET.
AND I'M FULLY SOBER
AND THERE IS NO CAT IN MY APARTMENT..
OMFG WHAT'S WITH THE BEES IN MY SKULL DUDE WTF GET THEM OUT GET THEM THE FUCK OUT SERIOUSLY IM NOT FUCKING KIDDHNIG FUKINGG4ETTHEMTHEFU CKOUTOH JESUSGODAMNITWHY

 

SRSLY WORRIED ABOUT THE QUALITY OF DICK!
by Dinah, 4-28-06

 

by Dinah
9-09-06
I took a picture of the anorexic girl.
I had to be all slick and hold my phone upside down.
Her face is okay, if the picture was clearer. but the skirt she had on the first day was falling off of her and sinking into her crotch since there were no legs to hold it back.
I'm in love?

 

by Dinah
9-09-06
I am now the proud owner of 50 grams of pure caffeine.
That's enough to kill around five people!
I envy you.

 

by Dinah
9-11-06
I haven't seen you in ages! The last thing I heard was you moved to germany?
Indeed, for a few months. I took on a nice job at some insane firm. Excellent salary, etc.
Wow.
Exactly! I had serious lagging problems while playing WoW there, so I moved back.
I see you still have your priorities straight.
WoW, pornography, and economics.

 

by Dinah
9-12-06
I believe someone had tuna fish in this bowl last night, and didn't fucking wash it well.
My cereal tastes like a trailer park whore smells!

 

DON'T GO TO SLEEP, GET EIGHT HOURS OF DRUGS!
!NAELC REVEN
by Dinah, 9-13-06

 

by Dinah
10-02-06
NEVER CLEAN.
Adderall.
NEVER CLEAN.
Prozac.
NEVER CLEAN.
Bleach.

 

THE MAN WITH THE INDUSTRIAL DICK! News at eleven.
by Dinah, 10-16-06

 

What's the only food that never spoils? I'll give $5 to the first person who yells out the correct answer.
LSD!
by Dinah, 11-05-06

 

by Dinah
12-23-06
She looked like this girl I tried to date last year. She kept going back to her ex to smoke pot with rather than hanging out with me.
And then she ended up pregnant.. but not from me because I only cuddled.
A wise move.

 

Even when I walk into the "CONDOMS AND MORE" store across the street, I think of you.
Deep.
by Dinah, 12-23-06

 

KILLING WITH KINDNESS?
KILLING WITH KNKXNESS!
by Dinah, 12-23-06

 

I love teenage flesh, Happy new year ;)
by Dinah, 12-31-06

 

Last and final question: Have you ever abused any illegal substances?
What! Where?
by Dinah, 3-19-07

 

YOU SMELL LIKE A ROTTEN VAGINA!
I smell like Paris Hilton, then?
by Dinah, 3-22-07

 

by Dinah
3-22-07
Hey, how's your new MacBook Pro?
Still in the box, I don't want to ruin the value.
Mine's great!
I left it at the Apple store in San Francisco for safe keeping, also.

 

by Dinah
3-22-07
Taxis?
$$$$ rape.
Subway?
Real rape.

 

Naked guys! wtf? TRAP!
by Dinah, 3-31-07

 

by Dinah
4-01-07
If you ever want to be a pedophile, just go walk a cat on a trail.
Every child within a five mile radius shows up.
CAN I PET THE KITTY?

 

by Dinah
4-04-07
How'd the fish shopping go?
I saw some neat catfish that would only swim around the side of the tank.
Those eat algae.
They eat AIDS.

 

I smell the perfume in Lucky Magazine and imagine which one I'd wear if I were female.
by Dinah, 5-07-07

 

it's hard out in the desert, when you're just a little duck.
I used my Hello Kitty pen to fill out my voters registration form.
by Dinah, 1-21-08

 

This block of memory left intentionally blank.
by Dinah, 1-29-08

 

by Dinah
2-15-08
My cat PWND a roll of paper towels today while I was gone.
Today is one of my cleaning days, though. So it didn't bother me much.
One of them.
OUT OF 7!

 

IF YOU STILL KNOW YOUR NAME..
YOU'RE NOT HAVING ENOUGH FUN!
YOU'RE NOT HAVING ENOUGH FUN!
by Dinah, 5-12-08

 

like killing two birds with one stone?
but I don't want to kill any birds! :(
by Dinah, 8-12-08

 

by Dinah
8-26-08
I love ridiculously expensive facial products, and vodka.
and nothing else ever.

 

"HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS!"
by Dinah, 9-11-08

 

I get the best compliments.
You're such a 13 year old girl. I think that's what I like about you.
by Dinah, 2-02-09

 

You're like a malnutritioned child. I just want to take care of you.
by Dinah, 2-02-09

 

by Dinah
2-06-09
Good times.
Yep.
Yup.
Nothing but good times.
Good times.
Yep.

 

by Dinah
4-11-09
I just woke up.
Does anyone ever really wake up? Life is a dream.
Yes, we're all just a dream in the kings mind.
Jesus loves you, my son.
Nonsense!
Shh, let me touch it.

 

I want to be there right now. I want to wake up on the sidewalk covered in dog piss but looking up at the palm trees.
by Dinah, 4-11-09

 

by Dinah
4-11-09
I have to go the gynecologist tomorrow.
Sounds fun.
IMPOSSIBLE, a fucking crane opening my pussy could quite possibly be the most anti-fun thing, ever.

 

I'm going to sleep.
Dream about me and a huge bottle of vodka, and vibrators!
by Dinah, 4-11-09

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