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by Drexle
10-08-01
That ObiJo sure makes a great contest.
If only he were good for anything else.

 

by Drexle
10-09-01
Oh my God, are you okay?!
(*THUD!*)

 

by Drexle
10-09-01
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Talk about being beaten like a pink donkey at a strip creator site!
What a stunning performance, Drexle!
Looking bad never looked so good! Gagtastical as expected!
You're aaaaallllll washed up!
Time to claim a spot on the street corner, because you just certafiably SUCK!

 

by Drexle
10-16-01
Hey Jude, what's going on?
Not a whole lot... say, how did your date with Mack the Knife go?
Oh, that boy is such a cut up... but you know, as much fun as he is... I'd just rather be "down in a hole." Why can't I meet a nice girl who is handy witha blade?
I would love to help you out, but I was just at the epicurean gynecologist... I'm all eaten out.
You mean Dr. Kaufman? I've heard he's really sprung on the cat.
Well, he *did* try to bring that orange and white tabby into the office.

 

by Drexle
10-18-01
This band...
Plus this band...
Where are the oysters? I need to make a PB&J sandwich!
Equals this band.
If you will open your hymnals to page 134, we will learn about the loyalty of Lab.
Babptisms will be held this evening over at the toilet bowl.

 

by Drexle
10-18-01

 

by Drexle
10-20-01
Help, I'm stuck in a foxhole!!!

 

by Drexle
10-20-01
Hey man.
Hey.
How's it going?
Not bad. I am being sent to Afganistan, though.
That sucks. Well, see ya.
Bye.

 

by Drexle
10-20-01
Hey man.
Hey.
How's it going?
Not bad. I'm being sent to Afganistan, though.
That sucks. Well, see ya.
Bye.

 

by Drexle
10-23-01
Yeah.

 

by Drexle
10-23-01
I just don't get women...
Next time I see one, I'm going to observe her and try to make reason of her ways.
Boobies!

 

by Drexle
10-23-01
I think she had a lot of fun last night...
Why else would she have been laughing so hard?

 

by Drexle
10-24-01
Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
(*BANG!!!*)

 

by Drexle
10-25-01
Yeah, my dream job would be "Gyneacologist." Heh, I'd get paid to look at snatch all day long.
Roger, come into the other room with me a minute I have something to show you.
OH MY GOD!!!
On second thought, maybe that's not the best job option.
I don't think throwing up on my infection made it any better, Doctor.

 

by Drexle
10-26-01
So then, if you're not doing anything later...
Dude, thath's tho totally uncooal. I'm like *tho* totally not gay! *Pout*
It's so hard to find a good man around here lately... they're all in the closet.
Yeah, I know 'dat bro... I mean, where's all the other brothas?! I want a man with *real* meat in his package, not some crackerass pansy!
So... how's that manhunt coming along?
Fuck you.

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
Can you believe the nerve of that ObiJo? Making a whole damn series off a comic so crappy that I wasn't going to post it!!! PULL!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
Heeeeyyy... This is kinda fun... Holy crap, that woman in the highrise is getting naked!
(*BANG!*)

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
Good morning class, and welcome to sex education. Today we will be learning the proper technique behind using a condom...
Why is everyone looking at me?

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
Good afternoon sir, I'd like to talk to you today about God.
Pull!!!
(*Whoosh!*)
Forgive them father, they know not wh...
(*BANG!!!*)

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
You were right, honey... involving the homeless in our favorite passtime was a brilliant!
Pull!!!
(*Whoosh!*)
(*BANG!!!*)

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
Daddy, Bobby's hitting me!!!
Pull!!!
(*Whoosh!*)
Noooooo!!! I'll be good!!! I'll call child protect....
(*BANG!!!*)

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
EEEEEKKK!!! The monster's got it's tentacles up my secret places!!!
Pull!!!
(*Whoosh!*)
This wasn't in the script...
(*BANG!!!*)

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
Strike terror Lord, into the beast, now laying waste your vineyard, let your mighty hand cast him out of your servant, Regan Teresa MacNeil, so he may no longer hold captive this person...
whom it pleased you to make in your image. PULL!!!
(*Whoosh!*)
Your mother sucks cocks in hell!!!
(*BANG!!!*)

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
My, what a dungeon!!! Say, what happens when you pull this lever?
Oh my God, don't say "pull" in this house!
(*Whoooosh!*)
(*BANG!!!*)

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
Pull!
(*Whoooosh!*)
KER-TRANS-FORM
Decepticons!
That's right, redneck! Now get to work over there at the powerplant before I skeet shoot you!

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
Mwahaha! I'll have the most recent post on all the forums!
Pull!
(*Whoooosh!*)
Woah, I haven't been this high in weeks!!!
(*BANG!*)

 

by Drexle
10-27-01
Daddy, I hate these stripcreator cliches!
Pull!
(*Whoooosh!*)
Moh?
Aren't you gonna shoot it, daddy?
(*SMASH!!!!*)

 

by Drexle
10-28-01
Saaaay... you look familiar.
That's right, I'm Big Evil Danza.

 

by Drexle
10-29-01
There are two asian girls in this panel. I just wanted to point that out in case you are blind or stupid or something.
Look, Asiangirl1 speaks! She appears to be soliciting sex for money... just in case you're deaf.
Herro sojah boy! Sucky sucky fi dolla, me love you long time!
Now she has caught on fire and is burning! I had to clarify just in case you though the fire was screaming.
Argh I'm burning!
She burns with passionate desire for my tender loins.

 

by Drexle
10-31-01
HEEEY BRO, WHAT'S SHAKIN? I AM ONE THIRSTY BEATNIK!!! WATER CLEANSES THE SOUL OF ALL ITS KARMIC JOOJOOBEES!!! YOU GOTS ANY FLUIDS TO DRINK, I'M THIRSTY!!!!

 

by Drexle
10-31-01
Fuck, I'm surrounded!!!

 

by Drexle
10-31-01
I vant to suck your blood!!!
Fucking LARPers... I've got something for you to suck!

 

by Drexle
11-01-01
Cripes!!!
Holy... *gag* What is that smell!?
Guys, I am NOT cleaning that up...

 

by Drexle
11-01-01
Does life ever make you ever feel like you're trapped in a box?

 

by Drexle
11-01-01
Eeeeek!!!

 

by Drexle
11-01-01
Heave... Ho!
Wheeeeeeee....
...eeeeeeeeeeee....
...eeeeeeeeeeee....
...eeeeeeeeeeee....
...eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

 

by Drexle
11-02-01
I'm telling you, Phillip... it's like we're in some bad comic strip where the author has just totally run out of ideas.
Riiiight... you've been ODing on your meds, haven't you?
I'm telling you, Phillip... it's like we're in some bad comic strip where the author has just totally run out of ideas.
Riiiight... you've been ODing on your meds, haven't you?
I'm telling you, Phillip... it's like we're in some bad comic strip where the author has just totally run out of ideas.
Oh, shut up.

 

by Drexle
11-02-01

 

by Drexle
11-02-01
Welcome to "In Search Of..." I'm Leonard Nimoy. Humor, Laughs, Good Jokes... do they exist?
Our search is centered on a website devoted to nothing but the making of comic strips.
After an hour of browsing the front page, we see no conclusive proof of its existence... but how do we account for the tales of hilarious running gags?

 

by Drexle
11-05-01
Insufficient memory to complete the "Flee in terror" operation.
Eeeeeekkk!!!
Self Esteem program encountered one or more of the following errors: Insufficient_Disk_space; Insuficient_Memory; Insufficient_manufacture... God, you suck.
Fatal Exception: Conciousness Program will be terminated.

 

by Drexle
11-05-01
But doctor, the prisoner vanished from its cell earler today! There was a bright flash, and *poof!*
Ah, but with these experimental temporal-correspondence contact lenses, you should be able to see the essence of where he might happen to be.
Wow... what am I seeing?
The ephemeria of the world... in layman's terms, it's cosmic hoobajoob gone nuts... I've developed these lenses to allow you to see the subject as a ghostly figure distinct from the rest of the mess
Okay, one more question... if I see something really REALLY scary... and it's *not* the subject I'm looking for... can it see me too?
Of course!

 

by Drexle
11-06-01
And_it_was_with_those_lines of code that our creator gave us life!!! We must remember his sacrifice for all of us, or when we are deactivated, we will burn in a pot molten slag for all eternity!!!!!
I have the spirit of the Asimov in my dilithium battery!!!
Praise unto Asimov, the great old one!
Glory be his name!
Damn... I forgot to bring my prayer drive.

 

by Drexle
11-06-01
Trick or Treat, oil my feet, give me nuts and bolts to eat!
Eeeek!!!

 

by Drexle
11-08-01
Yep, I'm looking for a woman who will do everything I tell her to, any time I want.
But not just any woman... she's got to have a nice tight ass and some big hooters too.
Ugh... Didn't the neanderthal die off in the mid 90s?
Yeah, she should know her places are in the kitchen, and in the bedroom. And if she gives me any guff... Whammo!!!
And yet I *so* would let him sink his loveship in my ocean... Ride me Roy, and make me scream like a woman!

 

by Drexle
11-12-01
So how do you like the meal?
It's really good! Man, it's cool to be here at your place, Lara... there's so much cool stuff here. Where did you get that lamp?
Oh, that? I got it from a great dumpster in San Fransisco.
A dumpster?
Yeah, I like to dumpster dive sometimes... where do you think I got dinner?
*Blink* *Blink*

 

by Drexle
11-12-01
I HAVE BIG NEWS EVERYONE!
CRABBY'S GONNA BE A DADDY!!!
I *TOLD YOU* I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!
And neither did your girlfriend, appearantly!

 

by Drexle
11-22-01
Hee hee hee... don't you love writer's block?
What's the matter, Drexle? It's been almost two weeks since you last churned out a craptacular piece of excriment.
Really, you just big loser!
Asiangirl1, I just realized something... something very, very bad.
You don't mean...
He's so out of ideas that he can't even finish this strip. I may weep...

 

by Drexle
11-23-01
Come Back here, bitch you're gonna pay for that remark!!!
Suffer, oh bloated one!

 

by Drexle
11-25-01
Holly... ummm...
Yes, gabe?
Why exactly are you rubbing those towels in your crotch?
Oh, I'm making cherry-scented bath towels.
.....Ummm...
What?

 

by Drexle
11-27-01
So I have to ask... why do "freaks" dress the way they do?
You'll just so totally never understand, so just fuck the fucking hell off!
We do it to be individuals.
Yeah! Good thing you can find all the acessories to the "freak" lifestyle in any given Hot Topic around the nation, or being an individual would be tough!
I'm Spankling!
Moh!

 

by Drexle
11-28-01
Father, I have returned from my evaluation of the conditions on earth.
I see... walking amongst them all, what did you discover.
Look out at that city. Looks nice enough from here, but get close enough and all the horrors of daily life hit you in the face...
A closer look at what's wrong might scare the shit out of you.
*Sigh...* And it's so pretty when you're looking down on it.

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