All comics by Garenn

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by Garenn
10-09-06
What happens when six losers get on computers,
I am Leeroy, cowhand, level 25
I am Jesus, mage extrordinair, level 999999999+
And stop being real, and start being awesome!
I am HyperRanger69, ranger, level 50
Yo, I'm IceCube, warrior, level 115
The Prisons and Penisulas, MMORPG!
I am DeAtH, mage, level 456
and I am Captin Diapers! level 40 magician

 

by Garenn
10-09-06
Dude, take on that level 78!
Dude, I can't!
What? You're level 999999999+! Probably the only one!
Dude, I'm stuck on a cross! I have no combat movement. I have to get down, dissassemble it, and take it with me, then set it up, and get on, then attack. I have limited range.
Dude, you suck.

 

I'll slay you!
MEEP?
by Garenn, 10-10-06

 

No! I shall not go willingly!
Then you have sealed your fate, young Scribble Droplet!
by Garenn, 10-10-06

 

by Garenn
10-10-06
Hi, I'm DeathMage456. Want to join my team?
Yeah. I'm Leeroy.
You have a mish?
A what?
You're a newbie? lol
Que es?

 

So lonely....
by Garenn, 10-11-06

 

by Garenn
10-11-06
Wow, a sailboat!
........

 

by Garenn
10-11-06
Hey, baby, I'm a Pac-Man ghost!
You've got a date!
I'm famous!

 

by Garenn
10-12-06
....
Where did you come from?...
I'll swallow your soul!

 

by Garenn
10-12-06
I'm leaving you.
Gruh?
I'm never coming back.
...
I hate what you have become...
RRRRR!

 

by Garenn
10-12-06
So, will I be okay, Doc?
Never you worry, we'll have it all done in no time.
But what about my-
Oh, don't be modest. We have it all under control. It's almost over now...
But will I still be able to have children?
Intersting...

 

Where are you putting that?
by Garenn, 10-16-06

 

Don't worry, Ma'm. He died quickly. You on the other hand...
by Garenn, 10-17-06

 

by Garenn
10-17-06
Hey, Wilson. Long time no see.
Highdey ho, nieghbor. How are things?
Well, not so good. Little Timmy was caught with some drugs, and John is 16 now, and he was caught having relations with his Biology teacher.
You don't say.
Do you have any advice?
Yep. Send Timmy to rehab and Johnny to jail. Simple as that.

 

by Garenn
10-17-06
I am the wall
I am the wall
I am the wall
I am the wall
I have to go to the bathroom...
I am the wall

 

by Garenn
10-17-06
Great costume party, Man!
What party?

 

by Garenn
10-17-06
Kid I think you're a little young to be coming to this haunted house.
But I'm 13, and have already tasted a boy's nether region, and marijuana!
You're still only 13.
Damn!

 

by Garenn
10-18-06
?
Kolby san!
What you saying?
Kolby san!
Que es?
Kolby San!!!

 

The magma flows ever closer...
What will happen with my cookies?
by Garenn, 10-18-06

 

by Garenn
10-18-06
Woof!
Okay, so you balance on a ball, whoopie-frickin' doo!
Woof!
I float along my own gelatinous secretions, so nyah!

 

by Garenn
10-19-06
Jeff gets his revenge on his schoolmates until...
Well, that was easier than I thought...
Come out with your hands up!
Holy Jesus! Well, you caught me!

 

by Garenn
10-19-06
.......
Squeak?
Get the hell off my property.
?

 

Bleh!
Go, my genetic creation, and wreak havok to the universe!
by Garenn, 10-19-06

 

by Garenn
10-19-06
Hi
Hi
You know, us Dark Elves have greater economic importance than your ice mines.
You misread the post, my friend, we dwarves have great importance. We have great armor smiths, which fuels chivalry.
Well, I guess you're right.
You see, Elves are important to trade and commerce, but the metals you trade away is made useful by my kind. It's a simple mistake. Anybody could overlook it.

 

Whoah, I'm just trying to cross the road!
I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY FIST YOU SICK FREAK! HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
by Garenn, 10-20-06

 

by Garenn
10-22-06
You're tall mister!
You're darn tootin'! You see, my height relative to you is somewhat of an extended mataphor.
?
It's an example of how, myself, a Republican, will always remain higher in political and social stature than you, my dear neighbor.
But what about the democratic workforce, the very lifeblood of our economy? If they were to all stop working, it would cripple our very way of life!
Oh, yeah, well.... You're adopted!

 

by Garenn
10-23-06
Dude...Is that a ghost humping a frankenstein?
I...I believe so....
This halloween party just got so much better!
I don't know... There's a witch coming toward you...
Dude, that looks like a real mole...
Logic dictates we haul ass.

 

Wow, freakazoid. That's a pretty obscure reference.
Yeah, I miss the show....
by Garenn, 10-23-06

 

by Garenn
10-23-06
....
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I'm a squirrel.

 

by Garenn
10-25-06
Leeroy, you did good. Gratz.
Thanx, IceCube.
And now, I destroy you, also.
What? I'm not powerful enough to-GAH!...
......I'm not reviving you.

 

Where's all the flesh?
by Garenn, 10-25-06

 

by Garenn
10-25-06
Darling, Old Yeller's just gonna have to be put down.
No, daddy. I have to do it. He's my dog.
......
.......
Like hell! He's signed in my name!

 

by Garenn
10-25-06
Hey, Lady, you dropped this lett--
She would do even THAT!?
LADY! COME BACK!

 

by Garenn
10-25-06
......
....Something's not right here...
...and I plan to find out what!

 

by Garenn
10-25-06
It's a little more like the Night of the Re-Animated Corpses.
the 'Living Dead' is just a bad oxymoron.
Yumm-ie yum....

 

This is the only one I could catch. Has a bad leg.
Perfect...
by Garenn, 10-25-06

 

by Garenn
10-25-06
Alright, I'm back from the bathroom...
..did I miss anything?
Nothing, just-
Honey, come back to bed...I think I"m ready...
See you tomorrow!

 

by Garenn
10-25-06
Don't worry. This is the safest place!
You sure, Monica?
You bet...
OH! Hilary won't like this!

 

by Garenn
10-25-06
Sir, There has been a murder.
Cut the microsoft sam, kid. Cut to the chase.
I believe a human is the culprit.
Well, you know what that means....
Investigation!
Road trips are hellish...

 

by Garenn
10-25-06
The Companions split up....
Hello, do you have any information regarding a recent murder here on robot island?
Why, yes, I do....Come on in....
...I hope you find this setting to your liking...
Ummm, are you....
Yes! I shall have my way with you!
NOOO100010010 1000100101!!!!

 

by Garenn
10-26-06
Yess.... scream all you want....
Help!
Hey, what?
Hah! I'm a robot! I almost forgot!
You forgot you were a-GAH!
Gotcha, bitch!

 

by Garenn
10-27-06
I've got to report this...
They meet outside....
Hey, I need you to get here, quick!
I'm coming in...
I've got nothing.
But I do, let's go...

 

by Garenn
10-27-06
Wheee!
Here we come...
So what?
The crime has been linked to...
...none other than Diesel "404" Gizmo. The scourge of the Robot Isles!
-BZZT- Artificially analyze my wrath!

 

by Garenn
10-30-06
OH!
NO!
The End???
Hmm-Ha! 'BZZT'

 

by Garenn
10-30-06
That will be $7.98 for the delivery.
But, this isn't even for me!
Who cares, really? The address is the address...
What a business...
....You know, you may not HAVE to pay...
No thanks. I want to stay clean.

 

by Garenn
10-30-06
Me llamo Chupacapra!
I'm scared...

 

by Garenn
10-30-06
Booo!
Ya'll are tryin' ta get in dem dere kids' pants?
Booo...yesss...
Um. How you reckon' to do that?
Why I'll-GAH! The fuzz! I gotta skedaddle!
Alright happy pants! I'll make this easy! Just confess you've been spankin' it to some pampers commercials and I'll make sure you're locked up with a guy skinnier'n you!

 

Hey, man. I feel your pain. I know what it's like to work fast food.
...you...you do?
by Garenn, 10-30-06

 

by Garenn
10-30-06
Hey, guys. Pick me up.
Who's near my house!?
I thought it was that CUTE neighbor boy...

 

by Garenn
10-30-06
So, who is you?
Don't you recognize me?
No, senor.
But it's me, Jeff!
No. Not ringin' an bell.
But, but... we had a moment in the closet last year...

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