All comics by HotRodDeathToll

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by HotRodDeathToll
11-25-05
So what are you dressing up as for halloween?
So i said Michael Jackson.
Thats when al the little boys ran away.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
You know what kai?
What?
I came 3rd in the final at the swimming carnival in freestyle.
And how many people were in this race?
Two.
HA

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
Some times i go through life and think that it is all just a bunch of lies.
The horror and sorrow, of my life is so bad and makes me think and wonder what else is out there.
Drink Beer.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
A special blend of spices.
A bunch of other crap.
Makes this great looking lady, shazam!
Listen to coldplay.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
A lot of people say that i'm a bad man.
But i'm really a beatiful woman.
If you take these tablets.
Wow! Jackpot!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
Buy our knife.
Let's see how it works.
all you have to do is hold the knife like a knife and cut.
Wow that is one knife that can cut and what is the price?
It is only $2999.99 and if you call in the next 15 minutes you will get this eggbeater free.
Wow thats cheap. Call now and buy one. It even cuts bread. Amazing.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
Oh Charles!
Yes sir.
Can you do me a favor?
Yes sir.
Could you go grab my tit to show our visitors.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
So Bill, how was your day?
Brilliant i saw a tit.
What type of tit?
A big brown hard nippled tit.
Sounds lovely because i have two of those types of tits.
Really? Can i see them?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
I believe you have had enough time fondelling my tits we may go back down to the dining room.
Okay
So do you like sports?
Hell yeah i do.
Any in particular.
Well, i did just play with your tits.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
So James have you seen my tits wobble?
Yes i did.
When?
When you were running after that double decker bus.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-26-05
It is an honour to have you over Mr. Prime Minister.
If it isn't too rude to ask, how do you earn so much much money.
Well i own a tit reserve called tit island.
Oh.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-27-05
Oh mother.
Yes dear?
Could you grab me tits.
My god! You've been hanging around those Australians to much! Go to your room!
Hahaha, tits.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-27-05
I hate you english!
Why is that?
You are never grateful, you play tennis and croquet and you are all so proud of the little crappy island where it rains all the time in and you have type of bird called a tit!
What a nice fellow.
Too nice.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-28-05
Hello i'm from Australia and I own the second largest tit reserve in the world called 'Titty City'.
Oh I see. What do you want then?
I would like to buy your tits.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-28-05
I'm sorry sir, but my tits are not for sale!
Okay then!
Okay then what?
I'm going to open a tit reserve close to your tit reserve.
What will you call it?
Well... seeing as in this part of world is going gangsta, i will call it 'Tha Tit Shiznit'

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-28-05
Why can't we just work together to be the two biggest tit reserve owners?
Because that won't work.
Well I'll open another tit reserve next to your Aussie tit reserve.
What will you call it then?
'Great Tits of Australia'.
I think thats already the name of a porn site.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-28-05
Okay then, I'll name my tit reserve something gangsta as well.
Like what?
'Tha shizzle nizzle bitches tits'.
Damn, you got me there.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-28-05
I'm going to need your help.
For what?
I need you to blow this guy i know.
Is he an Australian? I hate Australians.
Uhh yes.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-28-05
Oh no my tits!
Well at least i have couple of saggy tits left.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-28-05
You killed my tits.
Good, so you now can suck on my tits.
What the hell does that mean?
You know, Tit Reserve speak, it's our way of saying kissing my ass.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-28-05
I'm out of buisiness because of you!
Maybe we should team up like you suggested before, i got some neat chicks on my team.
Chicks, eh? New borns are always the most popular
New borns? Are you kidding me. I'm talking about 20 year olds.
Decomposed ones?
uhh forget it

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-29-05
You and i must save the barn from evil.
What kind of evil?
I have diareah.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-29-05
And that's why I can't continue with this relationship.
Goodbye forever!
Hello
I had sex last night and got herpes.

 

Why DO they call X-Box 360?
Dunno, because after over 12 hours of play it spins an entire circle and blows up.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-29-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-30-05
You've got a fat bum bum!
Pardon?
You've got a fat bum bum!
At least it's not as fat as yours.
Quit it with the bad come backs and get back into the kitchen woman!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-01-05
Oh my god!
What?
I just got the sudden feeling that you arn't sexy and what the fuck was a thinking into have marrying you.
But you didn't marry me. You married and had sex with my mother.
But i just had sex with you! I thought you were my wife.
I just thought you were desperate.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-01-05
You're late!
Just by five minutes.
You need to lose weight it's becoming a bad habit.
I do exercise all the time.
What kind? Star jumps? I doubt you even jump let alone star.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-03-05
Hello Penny.
Wheres the food?
In the kitchen, just be patient and it will come to you.
You smell quite nice, go roll some mud or something, that wil make you smell better.
Heres the food.
This food taste like crap... i like it!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
And that's why I can't continue with this relationship.
HAHA.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
And that's why I can't continue with this relationship.
Thats okay.
You're beautiful.
Did you just get a boner?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you too.
I can't wait until the presents!!!
Not me, i actually have a family.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
I hate this poster.
Thats better.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas little girl!
iFeliz navidad!
4 + 4 = What little girl?
Me?
Thats not what i meant.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
What should i buy my wife get for Christmas this year brother?
How about a a packet of home brand tampons women love them they buy them all the time.
Shutup Butch!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas little squirrel!
Go away i'm busy looking at yellow.
I just wanna get you a present, um perhaps some nuts.
Really?
Open your mouth.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Hello.
Merry Christmas!
I see you have a red christmas shirt on, haha.
Yeah i know it was surgery, just joking.
No actually that was in a car accident.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas everyone.
So this robot said to me i'm going to cornhole you. So he did, and i enjoyed it.
Really?
YEAH AND I LISTEN TO GOOD CHARLOTTE!!! What? I do.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas!
Fuck off hippy!
I'll fuck you in a second!
WOW, really?
Yes.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas!
Want a present?
No way, you probably put drugs in there.
No, anthrax.
You did? Give it to me!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas!
He's blending with the tree!
Love, spirit, giving, sharing, love...
Just shoot.
I hate Kris Kringles!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas Father!
Merry Jesus Honour of birth.
Fuck Jesus.
Amen.
What?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas!
What a nice day.
I've got AIDS.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas!
Do you like it in the ass?
Yes i do.
You suck.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Merry Christmas!
I love you and i want to fuck you through the eyes.
I hope you enjoy it - love Tony Blair

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Hello!
Merry Christmas!
Fuck you! I'm Jewish!
Would you like Hannuka with your foreskin?
Yes please.
Go to hell, you stupid jew... oh wait sorry you don't believe in hell, just get the fuck out!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
I want to die.
Merry Christmas!
No thanks.
Too bad you must enjoy it.
'Great Tits of Australia'.
What the fuck was that dude?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-06-05
Crabs!
Honey did you give me these crabs?
Not again! Last time my husband got me crabs i got a rash!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-07-05
You have AIDS
No i don't.
You do now.
Injecting me with sugar doesn't have the same effect as AIDS in a needle.
Thats the last time i go to GO-LO!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-07-05
We're you born a cripple, well some people are, have you always been like this? Where is the Bathroom?
Just over there on the left.
How do you guys piss, i mean it must be hard for a crippled to do anything you you can't walk how do you get your weiner out?
I think my mother is calling me.
Was it something i said?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-07-05
Oh the mirror on the wall just cracked.
I beg your pardon?
Just joking, but you are pretty ugly you got to admit.
Was it something i said?

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