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by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
I didnt see the beginning
Show me the blue prints, Show me the blueprints, Show me the blueprints, Show me the blueprints, Show me the blueprints
Way of the future Way of the future Way of the future Way of the future Way of the future Way of the future Way of the future Way of the future

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
So how do you shit?
Check please.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
You are the cutest dog in the world.
You are the dumbest bitch I have ever met.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
So Sheila was talking and she said you were the most intresting person she has ever met.
I will eat your flesh.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
So I am really having a good tim-
Listen CUNT I am not. So why dont you just shove this entire date up your fucking ass.
WAHHHHHH!
Was it something I said?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
The next night.
I am so glad I hooked up with a normal guy unlike the one last night.
BRAAINSSS.....
Yeah I think so too.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
What?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
Nuh uh.
Yeah huh.
Nuh uh.
Yeah huh.
You cannot fit twenty gerbils in your ass while praying for the holocaust.
Yes I can. Try me.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
Poingant humor is hard.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
One week later.
So George did you make any money?
No I didnt sell anything.
Not the commemorative T-shirts.
Not even the chocolate laxative.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
Dear Valentine, I got you this hammer because you pounded your way into my heart.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-14-05
I recently decided that the earth revolves around one person.
Just who that is I dont know yet.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-15-05
I stil havent thought of who that person is.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-16-05
I get knocked down.
But I get up again.
Never gonna keep me down.
I get knocked down.
Pissin the night away.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-16-05
Bill was a normal baby boy until one day..........
I will give you uncanny abilities
But they come at a terrible price.
You will only be able to use them if you sleep with a relative.
Goo?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-16-05
Moh.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-16-05
Its allright my child confess your sins unto me.
Well.....

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-16-05
Fuck it.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-16-05
Hey Suzy would you maybe kinda want to go to the prom with?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-16-05
Ouch.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-17-05
Hey.
Whats up man?
Nothing.
CUNTS.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-17-05
Big brother Big brother the school is on fire! You must help everyone with thoses super powers you are alway talking about.
Ok sis. But first I need to show you to my bedroom.
What are you doing big brother?
10 minutes later.
This looks like a job for......INCEST BILL!!!!!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-17-05
I suck.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-23-05
My grandma died of cancer.
Thats the joke.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-24-05
What did Carl Fienstein say to the doctor?
Trouser ham!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-24-05
One day at the cracker mill...
So I says "them crackers arent gonna salt themselves with the quadraic formula."
Ha ha.
This comic blows.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-24-05
I have syphallus
Hot.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-24-05
It was a normal day just like any other.
Porn, porn, enlarge your penis, sex change for free, Free sadam!, Furry fanfiction,
I was checking my email.
There's a bomb in the house, I have killed your grandparents, Finance you condo, lesbians 4 U, Win a free ipod,...
When I recieved something that would change the course of the earth forever.
What the fuck is this? The world is going to end?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-24-05
The main reason I

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-24-05
Thats where the trouble began.
The email said there was only a week left.
It started with good idea
I guess I should live it to its fullest.
Actually no, not really.
I am gonna go fuck my sister.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-24-05
10 minutes later.
That was nice.
Yeah.
Now get the fuck out!
I am gonna go rape my mom.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-24-05
This went on for a while
Take it bitch!
Im not sure but I think I even boned my dad.
Hi son.
Yep I definately did.
Take it all you cock loving slut!!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-09-05
Hey man I just heard Nausea they fucking.............
Oh my god, you smell so fucking bad!
HA!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-16-05
Say what do you think of the Holocaust?
It was terrible all the Jews and poles and gypsy's were killed.
And now we have the jews using that as an excuse for being cheap and greedy for the next eon.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-21-05
Its so lonely here in my sisters vagina.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-21-05
Maybe I shouldnt have called her a bitch.
Or punched her in the tits
...The fucking bitch.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-21-05
And that's how I rastled the moun'n lion, and saved the day.
...
Fucking cowboys...

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-22-05
Famous Mexican actor "Pablo Diapers"
I FUCKING SAID I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DO THE FUCKING MATADOR SCENE WITHOUT MY FUCKING SHITSQUIRT BOTTLE OF WATER!
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT IN SATAN'S SEVEN ANUS RINGS ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
PAPA!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-23-05
No seriously whats your problem.
I have to assasinate you.
Uhhhhhh why?
Because of your interference with the future leadership of Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise?!
Yes.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-23-05
How does he get to be leader?
A long story involving chocolate ice cream and Abe Vigoda.
He is not dead in the future?
Yes he is dead. His brain has been brought back to life WITH SCIENCE.
Where do I fit in to all of this?
You are the mother of the first abe vigoda clone.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-23-05
How? I am a man
Not in the future.
After the first clone Abe began to build a resitance to the cruise empire (which is now controlled by Cruiseborgs.) They eventually kill the original Tom who was psychically controlling the borgs
Who ARE you?
I am the prototype Tombot sent back in time to destroy you.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-24-05
I would follow you to the end of the earth
I wish I had a burger.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-24-05
So I guess I will see you
That was one hot penis.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-24-05
Hi honey how was your day?
That bad huh?
Whats for dinner?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-25-05
Teacher may I please go to the bathroom?
No
Oh.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-25-05
Is it suppoed to be that color?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-27-05
I need some pussy

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-27-05
So the bitch walks in a me fucking a dead dog.
Long story short I need a new girlfriend.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
3-27-05
Whats with your anus?
It eats children.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
4-05-05
PEOPLE SHOULD REALLY LEARN NOT TO LEAVE THEIR STATION LOGGED ON AT PUBLIC COMPUTERS

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