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by Life_Is_Life
9-14-03
Meanwhile Eric was at KFC...
NEVER!
It been mounths give me my frekkin popcorn chicken!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I could...nah!
I hate you!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Um..whats you doing friday night?

 

by Life_Is_Life
9-15-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Why are you following me?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I love you?
Cool..lets go to your place...
Eric has stupidly fallen for Puff's trap!
Kidnappings easy...
His butts big...

 

by Life_Is_Life
9-15-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Stacie,You got a note...
Whats it Say,Daddy?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I got Eric and if you want him go to Doggy Style Castle.. From Munk.
Munk! I must finish him!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Honey don't get carried away it sounds like your grandma's christmas letter...
Dad,Grandma been dead since you whacked her with your shovel!

 

by Life_Is_Life
9-15-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Xtof I'm glad you heard my call.
I know how to answer a phone,Blondie.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Now whats our mission?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
To save Eric from Munk.
Why do we want to save Eric?

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-20-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I escaped!
How!?!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
They released me when I cried too loud...
Thats pretty pathetic.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*Sniff*
No crying! I can bring you back there!

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-20-03
Everything went back to normal...
Xtof,Whats with you?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Eric stole my mask.
You look cuter without it...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Really? Who needs a mask when...
NO! Take it back!

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-20-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Thank you for babysitting Cody.
No prob. Your adopted son will be ok.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Now remember to go to the beach and be careful...
Don't worry he'll be okay.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
No I meant your health.
Aw.....

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-20-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Now I gotta get dressed for the beach. Stay here Cody.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
TWEET!
I'm gonna look snazzy!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Wheres Cody? And what happened to Polly?

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-20-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Will you look on my baby while I take a dump?
Sure,Blondie!
3 minutes later
Goo goo moo?
Hello ,Cute little Cody!You been good?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Cody,Why is there a dead rich man next to you?

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-21-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*Ring**Ring* Hello?
Eric,its me...Stacie. I need your help. I'm at the beach!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
That was quick!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I wouldn't miss you in a bikinni!

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-21-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hee Hee!
OWWWWWW!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*Sniff* He bit me....
Be careful.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I will....
Not what I meant.

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-21-03
Xtof comes and thinks theres a deomon in Cody.
Wooble?
DEMON BEGONE!
*BITE* *BITE *BITE*
Owch!
Good times....good times.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
He went boom boom!Hee-Hee!
The Agony!

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-21-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*Sniff*
You been very bad today! You were rude and mean! Bad!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Sorry,Stacie...moogoo...*Sniff*
Awwwwwww....You were pretty good. Ain't he cute guys?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Very..(D### Baby!)
Yes(Baby back ribs tonight)

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-29-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Yo!Its me Zack!
How do these freaks find me?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hope ya know I got da headband,seeya!
Ain't he the kid from Zacriaus_Es_Comico?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Are you listening!?!
So mahn burro! El paso noi mexico?

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-29-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We must stop Zack. Where would a latin mexican comic character kid be?
Not in hollywood of course...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Where?
hmmmm.....
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Welcome to Taco Bell,May I take your order?
A Big gassy burrito and a pepsi.

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-29-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Listen! We all want to destroy the blonde but a child named Zack has the headband to be surpreme we must get the band!
Does it match with pink?
Looks like a problem for Stacie
Screw that! Just beat her up!
Loo loo blip!
And even the evil Zack!
I see colors....
Am I in the wrong room?

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-30-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Where have you been!?!
Taco bell...good...taco bell!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
must be in a trance. But where did he get it?
Taco Bell shows evil....good taco bell...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I should know this!
Taco bell evil...trance...dumb blonde!

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-30-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Now its on the tip of my tounge where did they get tranced?
Taco bell good....
Taco belllll......
Taco bellll.....gooood!
How did that fly get in?
Yo hicka nikka rikka yay!

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-30-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Now where did Eric get tranced?
Blondie.
*See Dumb Blonde Adventures 5 & 6*
Hey my araqi buddy from the war.
Call me Kukon. I know where your trancer is!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
How are involved with this?
better not ask....it involves drunks,sex,and a horse.

 

by Life_Is_Life
10-30-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
You sure this is his house?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Yes.
Well lets look around....
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I'll look in the closets!
And I'll look in the fridge!

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-02-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I found you!
Blondie,You don't know who you're messing with!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I started slavery....satinism
the terrorist attack and even Hell!
Man are we stretching for plots!
That means....
Yes I'm Satin's father Zackery Lucifer!

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-02-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*BAM*
*ZAM*
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*BING*
*POP*
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*SNAP*
I'm getting dizzy....

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-09-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*BURP*
You ate Zack?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Had to be done...
Didya know by doing that you also ate the glow in the dark headband?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
F***!
You stupid kid eating blonde!

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-09-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well I geuss its goodbye,Kukon!
I'll miss you,Blondie!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Where will you be going?
To Washington DC.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Why?
I found a plane and the white house is painted TARGET!

 

by Life_Is_Life
12-06-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We finaly defeated Zack but in the effort...
He died?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
NO! We lost the glow in the dark headband!
I'm geussing...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Off to find another headband!
God just chop off my nads now...

 

by Life_Is_Life
12-30-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Once we get another pair of glow in the dark headbands were be set.
Where are we?
Land of the mighty snot people!
What he said.
Dis be bad

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-26-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Are you guys freindly snot people?
It depends!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Depends on what?
If our squrrel master says we are!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Squrrel? Not him again!

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-26-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hello Squrrel-X
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What? How you know it was me!? Theres millions of squrrels!
'Cause you're the only squrrel who confusionly always coming back!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well you could've at least acted surprise!
Don't toy with,fuzzy!

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-26-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What type of army do you have now?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What makes you think I came with a army?
You always do!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well if you must know.... a army of Exploding Snotpeople!
Dude, you have problems!

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-26-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Kill Blonde!
Kill Blonde!
Kill Blonde
Kill Blonde!
Remember they are SNOT people.
Ewwww.... They're running!
Quick someone grab a tissue!

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-26-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*POW*
*BIFF*
Stacie, Eric, and the Snot people fought with such skill!
*KRUNCH*
*SNAP*
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Stop! Stop! I'm getting sticky!

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-26-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Give up blondie?
N...Never!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Give up or we'll make your hair sticky for the rest of your days.
You cruel cruel fuzzy thing.
*Insert sappy music here*
HA! HA! HA! HA!
I give up....

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-26-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Why!?!
Why did I give up!?!
I soiled the team and all I done!
And for why!?!
Cause you suck!
We no opnions from the audeiance!

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-26-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hi! I'm MDMM;creator of DBA and after over a 180 strips I decided to end the long series.
It doesn't mean we're gonna go out in a sappy way.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We're doing a short award show for all the great Strippers here!
Then we end the series. I'll make a speech and we will say our goodbyes.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hope to seeya there
*Sniff*

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-28-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Wait! Why are we ending the series?
No one reads it!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I thought you did this strip cause you have no life.
Good point!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
This comic has problems
We be back on!

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-30-04
Bye,Folks
Had to be done....

 

by Life_Is_Life
1-30-04
THE END.

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-21-04
Eric! MDMM is bringing back Dumb Blonde Adventures!
Does anyone care?
No. Shhhhh.....TV is on...
Boinky33 has snapped and hes gots a rifle! Everyone panic!

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-21-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Finaly! We defeated the Blonde! Theres only one thing left to do...
Dominate the rest of the world?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I was thinking retirement but thats good too.
Sweet.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Lets start with France...
No...They creep me out...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-21-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hello,Squrrel-X.
Oh crap.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Should I end this quick & Painless or Slow & painful?
Can't we all just get along?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
No. Not really.
Then Quick so I can gather up another army...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-21-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Thanks for helping.
No prob. Ready to find another headband?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Sure but lets first find Eric.
Why?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Because hes our freind.
Hey, Speak for yourself!

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-21-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Before we continue the search, your father is attacking people downtown.
So? He does this every teusday.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We still should stop him.
Fine!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
God. My dad starts killing in public and everyone thinks hes evil...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-21-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What are you doing here,sweetie?
I came to tell you to stop killing.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
But I do this every teusday. To releive stress and stuff.
I know.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
But Eric thinks Killing is 'wrong'. and I don't want to hear him whine...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-21-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Sorry but I just can't stop killing because one person thinks its 'Wrong'.
Fine don't listen to me!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Don't take this personal! I don't listen to noone!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Even with a guy with a blade?
I geuss I could 'Learn' to listen...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-21-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
You seem to be saving the day more and more...
I do what I can...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Whitch is more than what you did for a long time...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I'm just taking my time...
surrrrre....

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-22-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
As I;Vigor will go destroy this so called Xtof that killed my father!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I WILL AVENGE HIS DEATH!!
Packers are better.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Wha? I'm not in the NFL!
Now,now its ok. We all want to deny the Vikings are a real team...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-22-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I can't beleive Eric won't take a walk as long as you're here.
I know. I apologized about the cat incident.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What happened to Fluffy anyways?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
My lawyers told me not to say it out loud...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-22-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Finaly I have found you,Xtof! I;Vigor of Unspeakable pain and suffering the third will avenge my father!!
Long name...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Really? I shorten it down though.
Try shorter
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hows 'Vigor of Unspeakable Pain the third'?
Lose the 'third' part...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-22-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Now prepare to die as you killed my daddy!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
You killed his Father??
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well he bumped into me...
You have a addiction,dude.

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-22-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Lets hurry this up...I got a headache.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well, I want you at your best. Can we reschedule?
Sure. Hows next Teusday?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
No. I'm going to see "Shall We Dance" That night.
Thursday?

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