All comics by Lifesuck

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Where were you on the day after tommorrow?
by Lifesuck, 4-27-08

 

Dude, I think lawnchairs are stalking me, I mean my mind descibes them to me, only to me man!
I say!
by Lifesuck, 4-27-08

 

by Lifesuck
4-27-08
Mmmm nice fire you got there!
Thanks!
Hmmm now where is my kitty!

 

Can't you see I'm busy, my arm is stuck in the panel divider!
by Lifesuck, 4-27-08

 

by Lifesuck
4-27-08
BOO!
Did I scare you?
No, and thats a stereo type that all people are afraid of ghosts, and............
Whay do I always get these people!
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

 

Hi sir, I seem to be lost, is this madness?
No this IS SPARTA!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
Welcome, IS it a good idea to microwave this?
Today we will microwave a nuke bomb!
We put in the nuke bomb into the microwave and....
I am a microwave disguised as a computer!
USE UR IMAGINATION!

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
So who's that guy?
Oh some random guy who just stands there thinking perverted thoughts all day!

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
May I help you?
Yes could I have a big mac special with extra fires please?
Let me tell you a little secret!
What's that?
Those big mac specials are made in China!
?????????

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
May I help you?
Yea, give me a big mac and fires on the double!
I don't hear a please!
I said on the double!
Yea I'm gonna use it to whack you until you say the magic word!
Does this give you any ideas?

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
Hello little child!
Ronald Mcdonald!
Do you know what they put into the burgers you kids eat?
No, why
Oh nothing, exepct that I feel very bad for my grandma!
?

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
@$#@$$@$
#*(*@$*@*$
See Ben, Aliens are like our parents we can't ever understand them!

 

Welocme to hell ! How may I help you?
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
Holy crap!
The holy cow

 

Why, there are people trapped in that box!
Help us, Oh no, GODZILLA!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Yes well I have been a very succsesfull man latley...
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

I lost my bolts!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Sir, your kitty just ate half my face off!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

This must be the guy who plays music during a tragerdy, like the musicians who played during the Titanic tragerdy
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Now where are my nuts?
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Dam know one attented the god damn meeting!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

We were meant to be together!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Got to cut down on the caffine!
Got to cut down on the caffine!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Welcome to the club!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

NO!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
I have plans to kill everyone!
I kew you were a spy!
And why are you telling this to a policeman

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
POOF!
???
Well hello, there!

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
Where are we, and what are we doing here, and why do I feel wet?
??
Beats me, I'm more interested how were breathing underwater!
The same way Spongebob cooks crabby pattys underwater!

 

I stole this art piece, can you help me hide it?
Sure once you get of jail!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

i'm not speaking to a red x in a box!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Are those tights!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

by Lifesuck
6-26-08
GOtta go..
I think somthing rusted!

 

Target spotted, prepare to fire the missles!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

A freak robs a store, here is his picture
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

NOOOOOO!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

I have decide to leave you Melvin!
I knew it after the day I saw those eggs!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

I have come to fix the toilet!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Benjamin your dates here!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Sindy your dates here!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Jen, your boyfriends here!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

No, I won't smell your butt!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

No I don't to chew that bone!
by Lifesuck, 6-26-08

 

Wanna Preasent
by Lifesuck, 6-29-08

 

by Lifesuck
6-29-08
Your gonna get me all Wet
Thats what She said!
???

 

by Lifesuck
6-29-08
Now remember, not too hard!
That's what she said!
????

 

by Lifesuck
6-29-08
Fuck U phillip

 

by Lifesuck
7-26-08
were you, just raping that girl?
No I was having suprise sex with her!
were you, just raping that girl?
She started it!
were you, just raping that girl?
????????????

 

by Lifesuck
8-10-08
A car breaks down on the highway.
Need me to call a tow truck?
No thank you, I have full faith in Jesus, he wil come down and repair my car very soon!
A Couple years later!
Need me to call Triple A?
No thank you, I have full faith in Jesus, he wil come down and repair my car very soon!
A couple more years later
Sorry, I had a party to attend!
Well it's about time you got here, Jesus!

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