All comics by MaKK_BeNN

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by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[mAAk] [HornyTorontoMale]
so does your schlong get all long?
y don't u answer ma question first
[mAAk] [HornyTorontoMale]
asl = age / s*x / location
yeah
[mAAk] [HornyTorontoMale]
k / some people say i belong to the dong
HornyTorontoMale has terminated the connection

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[mAAk] [college guy]
college huh
yeah
[mAAk] [college guy]
lots of crazy stuff goes on in college / i went to college. / do you know why i had to leave college?
no why?
[mAAk] [college guy]
they were close to catching me

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[college guy] [mAAk]
catching you?
i cut off people's faces
[college guy] [mAAk]
sure you do
i was a biology student / i learned how to save things in formaldahyde / i just wanted to remember them forever / the beautiful faces
[college guy] [mAAk]
makes sense
sometimes they look at me from their jars / asking why / why why why / why did you do it / and i say IM SORRY / IM SORRY

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[mAAk] [Facemann]
so you like the face huh
true
[mAAk] [Facemann]
i like faces too / how many have you collected
over 300
[mAAk] [Facemann]
:O / once i got over 100 i started selling them on eBay

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[Humbert_Rohypnol] [Bargaintuan]
I wish I could think of some ideas! I'm so out of ideas I could just suck my brain out with a vacuum. And find there's nothing there.
Yeah. I've been running low since Book of Unemployment. :-/
[mAAk_dome] [Bargaintuan]
gentlemen / have you considered the magic additive of cock / to your comics / here! try some!
No.
[mAAk_dome] [Bargaintuan]
TRY / SOME / OF / MY / COCK /
I'd rather the magic of Elton John.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[mAAk_dome] [Humbert_Rohypnol]
* mAAk_dome browbeats you with his cock / try / dee / cock
Book of Unemployment? I think I must've read that book by accident recently.
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk_dome]
"SANITY! SANITY, SANITY! SANITY! SANITY, SANITY! SANITY! SANITY'S NUTS, ALRIGHT!" / You haven't read my bestest series?
here come dee cock boat / ding ding ding / all aboard
[Bargaintuan] [Humbert_Rohypnol]
I'll wait for the looney bin boat, thanks.
Oo... i've got an idea.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[mAAk_dome] [Bargaintuan]
HERE COMES DEE COCK / INTO DEE FACE / MEEP MEEP / INTO DEE FACE / VROOM VROOM
[mAAk_dome] [Bargaintuan]
mwwweeerrrk / CRASH / up agains da face
I like using extended ASCII, even though I only know about ¼ of the characters.
[mAAk_dome] [Bargaintuan]
chooga chooga chooga chooga COCK TRAIN chooga chooga chooga chooga
Your cock sounds suspiciously like a Volkswagon...

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-11-03
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk_dome]
Ever tried to stand on a faucet to see if it could hold your weight?
STAND ON DEE COCK / SHE WILL SUPPORT YOU
[Bargaintuan] [Humbert_Rohypnol]
Well, it can't.
Same thing goes for a cat.
[Bargaintuan] [Humbert_Rohypnol]
You obviously don't know my cat.
You obviously don't konw my weight.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-11-03
[mAAk_dome] [Bargaintuan]
BAD KITTY / I BEAT YOU WID DEE COCK / WUMP WUMP WUMP / DATS ONE BAD KITTY
I am seriously considering putting you on ignore, mAAk.
[mAAk_dome] [Humbert_Rohypnol]
DOOOO EEETT
How do you do that?
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk_dome]
The whole cock thing ihas worn out its welcome.
BLOCK DEE COCK / DEN HOW ABOUT SOME OF DEE BALLS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-11-03
[Bargaintuan] [Humbert_Rohypnol]
Well, I don't know if you can do it in the Java client. I use mIRC.
All the commands on mIRC also work on the Java client. / hey, mAAk. tell me more about dee cock.
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk_dome]
Well, then it's "/ignore ".
... / really? / well / dee cock / she ees dee bes. / like, noting beats dee cock
[Humbert_Rohypnol] [mAAk_dome]
Hm... doesn't work.
you say like, "was better dan dee cock?" / nuffin. / nuffin is.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-11-03
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk_dome]
/ignore mAAk_dome
on dee food pyramid / up on dee top / ees dee cock
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk_dome]
Like that, but for real.
den under sat / 2 more cocks / den maybe dee balls / i dun know
[Humbert_Rohypnol] [mAAk_dome]
It doesn't know the command.
hot dogs den maybe

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-11-03
[Humbert_Rohypnol] [Bargaintuan]
Stupid Java client bastard.
Well, I've ignored him.
[mAAk_dome] [Bargaintuan]
NOOOO / I JUS TRY TO OPEN UP TO YOU
Well, now you're free to talk about the lunatic boat.
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk_dome]
I don't think it's coming. It should have been here YEARS ago...
chew jus wanted to be alone wid the humbert / to make him fall in dee love wit chew

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-11-03
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
im going to take a break from the cock for a while /
Faceman is from the A-Team.
[mAAk] [Artemis]
i think everyones at the breaking point / sooo
break the cock?
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
PERSUE DEE JEWS / ROUND DEM UP
Ugh. That's worse.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-11-03
[mAAk] [Artemis]
MARK DEE JEWS / BRING DEM UNTO ME / is it?
peruse the jews
[mAAk] [Artemis]
hmm / i thought this would be better / so this is worse?
who likes "the jews" anyway?
[mAAk]
PERSECUTE DEE JEWS / PUNISH DEM FOR DEE ECONOMY / DOO EET
BEAT DEM / WAP WAP WAP / BEAT DEE JEWS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[Sseycs] [mAAk]
later, people.
oh im not a people
[Sseycs] [mAAk]
Enjoy your star-wars superiority thing, Josh / later, people -- and mAAk / *** Sseycs has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
tanks / :T
[mAAk] [joshw]
now that he's gone, everyone here is ok with the dong right? / ZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPP / *SPROING* / yes / DEE DONG / BOIYOING
STAR WARS'

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [joshw]
i turn / WAP / dee dong, she hits you / sorry
[mAAk] [joshw]
i turn around to see what a noise is / WAP / dee dong hits you again / oh
[mAAk] [joshw]
oh so sorry
STAR WARS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dee maak / oh yes / dee maak
oh no
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
everybody dance now / dance / dance dance dance / dance
* ArtemisSt flails around
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
oh yeah / shake eet momma
* ArtemisSt pushes his breasts in maak's face

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
yes YES / smack dat ass / smack smack smack
* ArtemisSt grinds that thang on maak's knee
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
turn around let dee maak smak dee booty / DATS NOT DEE KNEE / YES
* ArtemisSt removes his tight pink leather chaps
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
yes YES / dance all night long / dance all over dee dong
* ArtemisSt pulls his plasticine thong up his crack

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
dance like your name is artemis strong
* ArtemisSt pukes on maak's lap
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
yes YES / dee puke job / more more
* ArtemisSt dy heaves / DRY / my heaves are dry / * ArtemisSt drinks more gin
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
i hope joshw's mom isnt reading all this

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk]
Now that the assignment's done, I'll go back and make it work like it should.
toys arent made for walkin most of the time / and skull fuck your professor
[ArtemisSt] [mAAk]
specially ones that come in happy meals
don know wat hees talkin bout
[ArtemisSt] [mAAk]
SkullFucker Mech War
fuck dee skull / fuck eet good / tie heem down / fuck dat skull

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
hey professor, i modeled my dong for oyu
and Hideo Kojima
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
eet looks so real / LOOK / WUMP / into the mouf / fuck dee skull / een an out an een an out
mmm / my skull is so wet
[mAAk] [ArtemisSt]
yes baby YES
rub my cartilage

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[Aretmis] [mAAk]
sorry about earlier / with all that c*ck nonsense
you should be sir / there are a lot of upset diplomats
[Aretmis] [mAAk]
i wont mention co*k ever again
damn right you wont
[Aretmis] [mAAk]
GUARDS / SEIZE HIM

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [Artemis]
no one move
wha?
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk]
* Bargaintuan farts.
sh / no
[Artemis] [mAAk]
* Artemis raises his arms
dont let them find anne frank / be quiet / be as quiet / as you can / shh

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[Artemis] [mAAk]
SHES IN THE ATTIC!
NO
[Artemis] [mAAk]
SHE
[Artemis] [mAAk]
SHH

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
artemis. / i hope you are the happy. / dey got anne frank.
I AM HAPPY!
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
mister loud-mouth-tell-everybody.
ANNE FRANK!
[Artemis] [mAAk]
they did? /
:l / mmm hm

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
*** mAAk has joined #stripcreator
*** mAAk changed nick to BigEvilDan / yes / yes it's me / for real.
[Freedom] [BigEvilDan]
NO!
ha HA
[Freedom] [BigEvilDan]
NO!!
yes.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[BigEvilDan] [Freedom]
hey
NO!!!
[BigEvilDan] [Freedom]
here's a thought / i think / i'll / LOP OFF MY OWN COCK / and then
mAAk
[BigEvilDan] [Bargaintuan]
MAIL IT TO MAAK
I still have a question.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
*** Freedom changed nick to mAAk
oh
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
No, keep it.
dee tables have turned!
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
I hate cocks.
NO / WHY GOD / A P.R. DISASTER / YEARS to recvoer YEARS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dee cocks, dey no longer excite me
no NO / dont listen to those lies / why god / why did you do this to me / i didna deserve it
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
I will donate my stolen cocks to charity. / donate donate donate
what what could i have done to make this happen / NO NO NONONOOOO / OH LORD UP IN HEAVEN NO
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
the house of cards. / she has fallen. / ashes to dee ashes / dust to dust

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-12-03
[BigEvilDan] [mEEk]
*** mAAk changed nick to BigEvilDan
why do you do eet / *** mEEk changed nick to mAAk
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan ensures his cock is still in place.
* mAAk sobs quietly, clutching a poloroid of his cock collection / i / i love you cocks / so / so much / i will find you all again / some day / * mAAk strokes the picture
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
some day / * mAAk sobs quietly / well played dee dan / i jus have to buy two things / actually one thing and one bullet
A bullet is a thing.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-15-03
Draw a card from the pirate's chest of mystery
You die. Lose a turn.
You catch some ambulance wake while driving during rush hour. Take another turn.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-15-03
You accidently enter a time machine. Travel back in time and punch Isaac Newton in the head (refer to the instruction manual)
You hit page reload: Go back to start. Do not collect five dollars.
GIVE ME DEE COCK LOP EET OFF, PASS DEE COCK FORWARD, LEZ GO
chop chop lez go

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-15-03
You get caught impersonating brad in the chat channel. Go to jail.
You realize that you are just one of billions and billions of people on earth, and that your relative signfigance, historically, politically, socially, and otherwise, is almost non-existent.
You also realize every great idea has been written or otherwise creatively produced, and that all efforts express yourself are futile and vain.
Go to Barnes and Nobles and get a job as an assistant manager. (Refer to rule book for further instructions)
You stop at Tweet-Tweet's house for evening tea. Skip next turn.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-15-03
Community Chest
You get called a n00b. Go back to start without collecting five dollars. LOL OMG
I AM TABOR!! RAAR!!
ducky ducky?
you see an alien's weiner and have an uncomfortable moment. Draw a therapy card and follow the instructions.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
mAAk attack tack tack tack (trail off in echo) / afternoon / hoe you guys doing
*** BigEvilDan (~bigevilda@template-505276F3.rogers.com) has joined #stripcreator
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
bargaituan, puttin on some weight, tubby? / looks like you have, tubby. / gettin a little tubby around the middle there barg / tubby tub tub
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
hey dan / been workin out? / cause it doesnt show, youre getting tubby too / do some situps fatty

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[brad] [mAAk]
hi mAAk
hey brad have you been injecting growth harmones into that cock of yours? / because they arent working / if anything, your small cock is getting smaller / hows the face of snot
[boorite] [mAAk]
hi maak
hi ugly face / man, your face is ugly / what up with your face / it's all wrong / like someone stepped on it / and it stuck that way
[boorite] [mAAk]
good thing i just ate because im feeling nauseous

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[boorite] [mAAk]
I am happy with my looks because the Lord made me this way! / :-) / isnt God awesome!
yeah to have something hideous to make himself feel better
[boorite] [mAAk]
mAAk I'm about to ask you something that could change your life
"when you are down, remember, you are god, you can do anything to anyone. like boorite, look what you did to his face" / "you did that. you. god. that's right." / whats that boorite / wait hang on
[boorite] [mAAk]
mAAk sure a lot of us say we're "Christians" but I ask you to bear witness to me, have you really let Jesus into your heart?
all of you are fat and have ugly faces and the smallest of penises

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[mAAk] [boorite]
i'm a jew
LOL maak you are funny!
[mAAk] [boorite]
being a jew isn't funny / what you think jews make good comedians? is that it? / huh? / ass
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan gives mAAk a box of negative attention.
:D

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[boorite] [mAAk]
LOL Jesus was King of the Jews maak!
that was a sign we put up making fun of him / like "haw haw, king of jews" / "stuck to a tree like a bug"
[boorite] [mAAk]
ROFLMAO maak Jesus had a Jewish name, it was Jeshua ben-Joseph!
hitler was a christian
[boorite] [mAAk]
Jews can be saved too maak
i'm a jew, but i worship baal

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[Baal] [mAAk]
*** BigEvilDan changed nick to Baal
hey hey
[Baal] [mAAk]
Hey mAAk
* mAAk makes a graven image unto Baal / * mAAk waggles his eyebrows / eh eh?
[Baal] [mAAk]
You are fat and have an ugly face. Your penis is also small.
you like? / yes my leige / i understand

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[boorite] [Baal]
LOL mAAk is going to Hell! :-)
So are you, boorite.
[mAAk] [boorite]
maybe i want to go
ROFLMAO God will smite you mAAk :-D
[mAAk] [boorite]
maybe i want to hang out with john wayne and elvis and jim morrison

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[boorite] [mAAk]
Jesus loves all his creation and one day will rain fire and blood down upon you! ;-)
man dude if jesus came back he probably popped into being right in the middle of a highway / and got plowed down / WUMP / THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA
[boorite] [mAAk]
mAAk does all this sarcasm truly uplift you mAAk?
"outta the way messiah!" / yep. / "learn to friggin drive you hippie!" / KA THUMP
[boorite] [mAAk]
mAAk there is a JOY and sunshine of Jesus if you just let it into your soul
THUMPA THUMPA

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[mAAk] [boorite]
ok i'll pray for jesus to make all the suffering and dying in the world stop right now / and if he does it
mAAk will you at least try to pray with me?
[mAAk] [boorite]
i'll let him into my heart
c'mon give it the ol college try LOL!
[mAAk] [boorite]
if he doesn't, ill assume he takes joy in suffering and dying, or is not the messiah and has no power / deal?
ok I'll make a deal

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[mAAk] [boorite]
ok deal / here i go / please jesus, stop all the suffering and dying in the world / if you are listening / i know you have the power
pray with me and if you dont FEEL the power of JESUS's love flow into your heart....
[mAAk] [Baal]
please jesus / please do it
It didn't work. You're still a fat ugly man with a small penis.
[boorite] [mAAk]
then youll go to HELL! rofl
ok let me check cnn

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-16-03
[boorite] [mAAk]
wait you have to pray WITH me maak
oh man we're still at war / look at that
[boorite] [mAAk]
because "where 2 or 3 are gathered in my name there am I"
jesus must be a big fat fakey fake / he's fakey / jesus = fakey / total fakey
[boorite] [mAAk]
cmon maak you arent scared are you? LOL
so did you not pray for that too? / you like suffering and dying? / ass / you ass / fakey-worshipping ass

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[mAAk] [Gabe]
dee hug plane / here she comes / clear dee runway / gabe man. / hug the maak / lez go / chop chop / youll never feel better / hug the maak / come on / open dem arms / clear dee runway / lez go
* Idle : 4114 seconds *
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
* mAAk moves towards Gabe / lez go / come on / * mAAk inches towards Gabe / time for hugs
I may have found a contract job. :-)
[mAAk] [Gabe]
huggy huggy / come on / * mAAk opens the arms / gabe / hug the maak / come on / loosen up

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[mAAk] [Gabe]
* mAAk slowly encircles his arms around Gabe / ill begin the hugging process / * mAAk starts to hug Gabe / there there / so nice / huggy huggy / lova da maak / love him / der we go
[Bargaintuan] [BigEvilDan]
A job making game art.
Nice.
[mAAk] [Gabe]
relax, let it flow

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[mAAk] [Gabe]
* mAAk squeezes Gabe unbearably tight / hug the maak / * mAAk keeps squeezing / * mAAk strains Gabe's ribs
[BigEvilDan] [Bargaintuan]
See if you can get the asiangirls into a game.
I'll do better. I'll get them into my final project for the DAVE School.
[mAAk] [Gabe]
hug hug hug / * mAAk cracks something inside Gabe

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[mAAk] [Gabe]
* mAAk slowly crushes Gabe with tremendous pressure / no / NO / gabe NO
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
* mAAk engulf's Gabe's failing body with his many tentacles
Oh, no. Hentai.
[Thanksfobweakinmycowlamp-afk] [mAAk]
* Thanksfobweakinmycowlamp-afk shoots a pistol at makk / hmm / thats didnt do much
MRAAAA

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[mAAk] [Artemis]
* mAAk crushes Gabe / * mAAk throws Gabe's body over the railing
MAKKSUOOOO
[DMSO] [mAAk]
Railing kill!
* mAAk flails at his attacker / MRRRAAAAAKKK / * mAAk wraps a tentacle around Artemis' neck
[Artemis] [mAAk]
* Artemis wants to be the guy, too / * Artemis claws at the tentacle
* mAAk snaps it like a chicken bone

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