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by NeoVid
3-27-02
You might think that you're good at puns, but you have Xero chance. ..Maybe an -01% chance, but you're the most toboring guy around, and trying to beat me is like dougan your own grave.
You're an obijoke! Your attempts at humor are wirthless. You're just another vidiot.
You'll surrender Perm-anently once I'm done!
If you told anyone you would win this, you're an evil deceiver!
If we kill them, they'll stop.
Sounds good to me. I'll call R.A.A.A.R. on them.

 

by NeoVid
3-28-02
SKEET RANGE
I think your special request can be accomodated, sir...
*WHOOSH*
PULL!
These skeet shooting comics still aren't funny!
*BANG*

 

by NeoVid
4-02-02
In a world where humor is dying...
Of course... fuck saying "Ahh! i am dieting!" is the best pun ever...
For a lobotomy patient, it might be.
Where cliché after cliché destroys men's minds...
Shoot, boy, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!
And you're not gonna generate a joke. ...Hey, what happened to you guys' heads?
The cause is found... in Stripcreator, the Movie!
And we can't let the fact that all the focus groups walked out bother us.

 

by NeoVid
4-03-02
Check this out! I made you into a created wrestler in Smackdown!
Great.
No, it's perfect! It's just like you, Gabe!
Look at this! It even had the perfect theme song for you...
o/~ I'm an ass, man! I'm an ass, man! o/~

 

by NeoVid
4-06-02
AHAHAHAAA! I have found the perfect army of villains... the heroes won't know they're there until it's too late!
Got that right, boss! OK, I'm commander Steve. Gimme your names, guys.
We are... the MicroPerms!
So are we!
What? ...Damn! We've been found out!
That's right, evildoers! Face the wrath of... the Amoeba!

 

by NeoVid
4-07-02
You know, if mr_congeniality melted, then he'd be mr_congealiality.

 

by NeoVid
4-07-02
Hey, Spanks, check this. I made you into a created wrestler in Smackdown.
I'm really not a wrestling fan.
Just give the game one shot.
Six hours later...
Oooo... "Spankling is punishing Chris Jericho..."

 

I know it's too good to be true, but DH is back!
...Who the fuck are you?
by NeoVid, 4-12-02

 

by NeoVid
4-13-02
Satan had been running out of ideas lately, so he came to me for inspiration.
You've got a sicker mind than I ever will. Help me out.
Well... Yesterday, I put sand, lemon juice and other things in DH-01's K.Y.
That wouldn't work. He'd notice.
Oh, not until the novocaine wears off.
AAAAGGGHH!!

 

Someone once told me, "Just be yourself." Boy, did that ever blow up in my face.
by NeoVid, 4-19-02

 

by NeoVid
4-20-02
Z_E is a ho.
Moh.

 

by NeoVid
4-24-02
Mr. President, we're declaring war on redundancy.
...Huh?
Mr. President, we're declaring war on redundancy.
...Huh?
Mr. President, we're declaring war on redundancy.
...Huh?

 

by NeoVid
5-01-02
I'd ask you about your past, but I bet it's kind of sketchy.
"You'll have to fill in for asiangirl2, since you're the only one with pigtails," they say... "It'll jumpstart your career," they say...
What's your name?
Moe.

 

by NeoVid
5-03-02
I should get to copy your "sketchy" pun because not everyone has seen it yet.
You're still ripping me off. The reasons against that speak for themselves.
But taking that joke means that more people get to see your humor. Also, Kaufman loses some of his pun authority.
Yeah, but it's also plagarism.
But it's the only way I can be funny.
Oh.

 

by NeoVid
5-19-02
Hey, Brad, what's the glitch that makes these slashes? I've been getting them after every "'" I use.
The new providers got something in their database.
A virus?
Drool.

 

by NeoVid
5-19-02
You know the secret to making good strips?
You have to think inside the box.

 

by NeoVid
5-19-02
The first day
NOOO! Stripcreator is down!!
The third day
Wow, now that I don't have to spend time on stripcreator, I'm getting twice as much done...
The fifth day
OK, I have to remember not to get frustrat-

 

by NeoVid
5-21-02
At Kublacon, I'll demo the game for new players...
I don't know all of the rules.
All right!
Compete in a big game...
I can't possibly get two critical misses in a row... Unless it happens anyway. Well, I'm sure I can't roll lower than four... Damn!
And make sickeningly obscure jokes.
Face the wrath of my Troll Chieftan... Pornobunny!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by NeoVid
5-23-02
Hmm. I've been an anarchist for years, but I've never heard a slogan for anarchy. I could make one up...
Hey, what do you think of my catchphrase for anarchy: "Non-conformists unite!"
...If your ideas were any worse, you could be President.
Hey, watch it! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance!

 

by NeoVid
5-29-02
And Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter "T"
You should see the other letters...
?
Already did. They said, "You wrecked the punchline, bozo. Signed, a former fan."

 

by NeoVid
6-01-02
While watching anime...
"Renamon, you're a girl, right?"
"Well... Digimon aren't divided by genders."
That's the most disappointing thing I've ever heard. ...And now that I've thought that, I must shoot myself.

 

by NeoVid
6-05-02
Well, it seems like years, but Ranma X is here again.
You won't regret telling me about this place from now on!
...Ranma X? Who's that?

 

by NeoVid
6-06-02
Did you hear about Brad's kidnapping?
No, I hadn't! What happened?
He woke up.
Excuse me a minute, that's the only pun that can make my cat throw up.

 

by NeoVid
6-10-02
Dr Pedantic, why are you the only academic I know who looks happy all the time?
That can be explained in one word:
"Crack."

 

by NeoVid
6-14-02
This is supposed to be a contest about bad fathers, but I don't know what it's like to have one.
And I'm way better off than anyone who never had their real father.
Morning, son.
Hey, Dad.

 

by NeoVid
6-28-02
Christ(ler)... You know, after looking at the kids, I'm starting to think we shouldn't have gotten married, sis.

 

by NeoVid
6-30-02
*swoosh*
Oh no! MysteryNinja!
YOU WISH. BEND OVER.
Ulp.

 

by NeoVid
7-01-02
What if Gabe was smart, handsome, and had hair?
*ker-transform*

 

by NeoVid
7-09-02
So I says, "Shoot, boy, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
Oh, I meant to tell you, the turbines started working on their own.
Fuck.

 

by NeoVid
7-10-02
"Reign of Fire", Scene 34, take eight.
...Uh, line?
It's just supposed to be something about meeting their doom. Ahem: "Reign of Fire", Scene 34, take ten.
...I forgot it again.
Sigh. "Reign of Fire", Scene 34, take eleven..
PREPARE TO DOOM YOUR MEAT!

 

by NeoVid
7-11-02
Hey, Wirthling. I got you this.
Wow! It's just what I've always wanted!
Now I just need another one, and a torso to put them on.
No problem.

 

by NeoVid
7-16-02
Ah, Stripcreator. I love this place.
Of course, that's just because normal people don't do it for me any more.

 

by NeoVid
7-28-02
You really like puns, don't you?
Well, as the blind man with the power drill said, "Sorry, am I boring you?"
...I actually got that one.
Good... another one falls to the evil god Kofmn!

 

_________FALLING ROCKS___________
No it doesn't! It sucks!
by NeoVid, 8-03-02

 

by NeoVid
8-10-02
Drexle, I'm letting you take over the impaling and gouging for tonight.
Wow, Dad! You remembered my birthday!

 

So I says, "Shoot, boy, I'm not gonna generate gravitons by myself!"
Ha ha!
by NeoVid, 8-11-02

 

by NeoVid
8-12-02
*beep* What did the blind man with the power drill say?
"Sorry, am I boring you?" *beep*
Excellent! It appears unit K0F-M4N passed the test!

 

by NeoVid
8-19-02
Here's a couple of stories. See if you can find the connection.
A woman I know told me that I need to get laid more often.
The next day, I was staked out in the desert, and a guy in an Alhambra truck said I needed something to drink. Then he drove off.

 

by NeoVid
8-21-02
You know, until a year ago, I never realized just how hot I am.
Then again, I could just think that because I'm so damn arrogant.
I wonder what would be a sign of vanity...
Talking to the mirror.

 

by NeoVid
8-21-02
I used to think I was worthless.
The most pathetic person on the planet.
Then I found out that Devin guy doesn't know how to have fun in the dark.

 

by NeoVid
8-23-02
DexX is less hairy than Robin Williams!
Wirthling doesn't suck!
NeoVid is doing nothing but lying in this entire strip!
Hey! I don't deserve to be ridiculed!

 

by NeoVid
8-23-02
Stop me if you've heard this one- *bzzt* *FZZ* *crackle*
Whoa! Kaufman was a robot!?
*spark*
Sorry about that, our Sheckiac 500 android got loose. We'll make certain it never happens again.

 

by NeoVid
9-10-02
Done looking through our backstock yet, sir?
Hang on, I still haven't found anything I want.
Hmm... wait... I want to know what this one does.
That's for trimming limbs.
I'll take three.

 

by NeoVid
9-10-02
Devin, you finished Final Fantasy 8 yet?
Almost. I'm right at the end of disc 3.
When was the last time you actually played the game?
November 2001. Why?

 

by NeoVid
9-10-02
One fish
Two fish
Red fish, goofish

 

by NeoVid
9-14-02
It's been days since my last comic idea... I've got to think of something funny...
Yo, DH.
Hey, Vid, what the hell is the 'biscuit game?'
God, thank you for this great opportunity you have bestowed upon me...

 

by NeoVid
9-16-02
Wine
Woman
And Song
Oh, real cute.

 

by NeoVid
9-16-02
AHHHGH THE PAIN!
Hold still. I have three more appointments today.
Dear god, why are you doing this?
Hrm. I think it has something to do with that neighbor from when I was a kid...
So that's how you can rip someone's heart out so fast they can see it beating before they die? Thanks, Ms. Liebowitz!
Please, dear, just call me Auntie Maim.

 

by NeoVid
9-17-02
I've been waiting all day... I hope someone comes to this party...
*knock knock*
All right!
uh... help?
HELLO, PUNY "SUB_M7". YOU CAN CALL ME "M7".

 

by NeoVid
9-17-02
Com to Sub_M7's kewl party evrywon!
The hell I will.
I hope too see yuo their!
Could you tell me where you live? I want to send a package. Ignore the fact that it's ticking.
Am I hallucinating again, or does Sub sound dumber every day?
I talking English like suck! Big victoly!

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