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So what are we hunting?
Bear.
ha ha ha, don't be ridiculous. Are we gathering berries again?
Yes. Watch out for that twig.
*thud*
Ouch, I think I snapped my measly little wrist.
I told you to watch out. I'll go get a matchstick and make a splint for you.

 
I can see your ass from here, Jesus.
Oh for Christ's sake...

 

Now give me the money or else!!
Or else what?
I haven't decided.

 

N is for nuke-u-lar.
Hello, Dubya. My name is Matt and I make comics on the web about how stupid you are.
Are you here to kill me?
No, this is just my halloween costume. My Mom says I'm not allowed to spill on it.

 

Glasgow St.; Fall River, MA
Glasgow St.; Pawtucket, RI
Glasgow, Scotland
I'm sensing a theme here...

 

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor.

 

Johnny Damon's not the best to interview...on looks...
I just try to hit the ball real good.
..or sounds..
Have you seen my Dunkin' Donuts commercial yet?

 

Kevin Millar did a KFC commercial last year..
Which explains why he is such a fat bastard.

 

An open letter to Mark Bellhorn...
"You suck. Please die."

 

Hurray for one panel comics!
Hurray for wasting bandwidth with this shitty comic!
by PhreakyChinchilla, 4-27-05

 

*bang* Ow... *bang* Ow!
Hey, you choose the cheap way to off yourself. I'm spending $40 a week on mine, so don't "ow" me, mister.
by PhreakyChinchilla, 4-27-05

 

You put it up to your head..and hit it like this..
*bang* Ow..do it with me now...Can you see those colors, too?
The people at Starbucks get weirder and weirder everytime I come...

 

I'm not a playa', I just crush a lot.
...
I'm not a playa', I just crush a lot.
GOOD GOD, what is this place???
Level 5.4 of Hades, Bad Rap Songs. 3-5pm is Big Pun.
I wonder if it's possible to kill yourself twice...

 

Oh man, this is terrible...I can't believe this.
8..9..10... READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

 

Perdue Farm Tryouts
I was the biggest egg in my dozen...
by PhreakyChinchilla, 4-29-05

 

You play rugby? That's a dangerous sport.
Yeah, my psychiatrist told me I should stop doing activities that make me hurt myself.
But don't you get hurt playing rugby?
Yeah, but someone else does it for me. A lot less work.

 

That's it, we are no longer internet friends!!
....
by PhreakyChinchilla, 5-03-05

 
Mooove over already, will ya?

 

Siamese Twins
You'd think since we were seperated at birth we'd stop hanging out so much, but nooooooo.

 

Pumpkin Emphatics
by PhreakyChinchilla, 5-03-05

 

Where the dinosaurs really went.
Hurray for dinosaurs in hats!
by PhreakyChinchilla, 5-03-05

 

Poor Infomericals
This is me before Protein Plus 2000.
And this is me now!
by PhreakyChinchilla, 5-03-05

 

Is this the Benetton ad audition?
by PhreakyChinchilla, 5-03-05

 

Bar Scene.
Soo....
Come here often?
Aren't you a shark?

 

Outside of my card.
Happy Mother's Day, Mom. You mean so much to me, I don't know what I'd do without you.
Inside.
PS- Thanks for the bail money. XOXO!

 

o/" God damn you half-Japanese girls do it to me every time..o/"
by PhreakyChinchilla, 5-16-05

 

o/" I'll bring home the turkey and you'll bring home the bacon.. o/"
..but I'm a donkey...
by PhreakyChinchilla, 5-16-05

 

o/" Why do you love me? o/"
by PhreakyChinchilla, 5-16-05

 

Monday
Am I banned?
*paypal to Brad received*
Wedneday
Am I banned?
*paypal to Brad received*
Friday
Hmm...
*paypal to Brad received*

 

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What's the difference between dcomposed and an old, played out joke?
The old jokes were funny once upon a time.

 

ZING!
...
Is the wedding off now?
No, but the divorce is being moved up a few months.

 

What's the difference between dcomposed and Vanilla Ice?
Nothing. They're both bad, white rappers.
oh snap!

 

What's the difference between shank's dick and dcomposed's dick?
Wait, aren't they the same person?
by PhreakyChinchilla, 5-19-05

 

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What's the difference between dcomposed and StripCreator?
StripCreator's not THAT gay.
Word.

 

Do you know why I love dcomposed?
No, why?
I don't know either, I guess I just do. <3

 

Shhh..
...
Give it up. You're never going to hear a Who, Herman. I don't care who you're related to.

 

I can't wait to see my diaper after this one.
by PhreakyChinchilla, 6-22-05

 

Cookie?
Diet.
Nookie?
Die.

 

o/' It's this one thing that's got me thinkin'.. IT'S THIS ONE THING OOOOOO o/'
Hey.. Could you turn the music down? It's after midnight and I have to work tomorrow.
Damn, nigga. Why you gotta hate on me while I'm in the shower, YO?
Well...errr.. I have to sleep, you know?
o/' ITS THIS ONE THING.... IT'S THIS ONE THING OOOOOO o/'

 

So, I got high for the first time in four years.
Turned me into a slanty eyed bitch that felt like she was besides herself.
by PhreakyChinchilla, 9-27-05

 

My interpretation of a kitchen confrontation, done in random.
Can you take out the garbage? It's your turn.
Do I LOOK like I want to take out the garbage? I didn't think so.
by PhreakyChinchilla, 9-27-05

 

..and the little frenchman cried OUI OUI OUI all while I buried my bone..
by PhreakyChinchilla, 9-27-05

 

I never noticed that you had tits before.
How could you be so cruel?
by PhreakyChinchilla, 9-27-05

 

He is one funny homosexual.
He definitely is.
I would totally do him if I weren't so ugly... and if I were gay.
You aren't ugly. Good lord. I dunno about the gay thing, though.
............

 
by PhreakyChinchilla, 9-28-05

 

Scavenger.
Looter!
by PhreakyChinchilla, 9-30-05

 

So this is what's left after the world has ended...
Nah, you're just in Idaho. Can we still fuck?
by PhreakyChinchilla, 9-30-05

 

You know it's time to clean the bathroom when...
Help.
by PhreakyChinchilla, 10-01-05

 

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What do you call a comic about black people, PhreakyChinchilla, or Asians?
Funny?
Tired.

 

Here, read this one.
I don't get it, Mom.
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/PhreakyChinchilla/293023
Nobody does, honey.

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