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by RedfeatheR
9-13-05
'k, bye
later
Rekindling an old flame AAAaaarrreee we?
OOOOOoooO Shuddup

 

by RedfeatheR
9-14-05
I fought for the children NOT to name the scool mascot...
Really? I fought for " Munchers "

 

by RedfeatheR
9-14-05
Chairs are like plucky, cheerful, excited dogs...
Is he gonna sit?! Is he gonna sit?! Is he gonna sit?! Is he gonna sit?! Is he gonna sit?! oh, GOD I hope he sits!!! Is he gonna sit?!Is he gonna sit?! Is he gonna sit?!
... as are phones ...
Is he gonna answer me?! Is he gonna answer me?! Is he gonna answer me?! Is he gonna answer me?! Is he gonna answer me?! Oh, WHY won't he answer me?!
...but fires are evil.

 

by RedfeatheR
9-14-05
MeeMUS!! MELP ME MLEASE!
OK, just this once I'll let someone out of hell. I know it's silly, but I gotta ask anyways... do you want to stay in hell?
Moh, Mlord, my mant moo moe moo meavan
With your skin burned off I can't understand what you're saying... aaaannnnd I thiiiinnkk you just mentioned bestiality, which I'm not so crazy about. *tsk* sorry.
Moh!

 

by RedfeatheR
9-15-05
Can you tel--
Penisrapenuts!
Tell me wher--
Vaginabloodfart!
Why won't you let me tal--
huhha!

 

by RedfeatheR
9-18-05
I gotta say, this has been an awesome night Clippy, we should do it again some time.
Did you say, got to, gotten, glottal, grotto, or gutter? And do you mean, Clippie, Clippie's, or Lippy?
It was then i knew i needed help

 

by RedfeatheR
9-18-05
I guess it's to late to tell you now, but I possess the world's greatest number of STD'S
what?
YES! I wore a CONDOM!

 

by RedfeatheR
9-20-05
*WHEW* I can't wait to sleep in my own bed for the fist time in 33 years.
Welcome back Lord. I saw what they did. Pretty bogus manHey, I've been at this awhile with no pay... could I... by chance get some sort of raise?
Sorry no raises
43 days later
No raises, huh?

 

by RedfeatheR
9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!

 

I'm lost bitch
by RedfeatheR, 9-27-05

 

by RedfeatheR
9-28-05
Hey man what's u--
stop right there... don't move... A coat-eating ceiling-monster just took my coat.
*gasp!* MY COAT
I wouldn't worry about the ceiling monster though. I'd be more worried about the dick chomping floor gremlin

 

You sure do dance pretty. Your new Boy Scout issued name will be RedfeatheR. You see I called you Red because of you red hair and feather because it’s somehow Indian in nature. It's clever you see.
Thank you scout master John. Just like all the nights out in the wilderness with big full-grown men who could easily overpower and subdue me, I will never forget it.
by RedfeatheR, 10-03-05

 

by RedfeatheR
10-05-05
Who are you again?
Oh, I'm a stranger. I was wondering if you could let me talk to your daughter fo a while
Jenny you forogt to put away your toys.... Jenny? DAMMIT GIRL! I'm TALKING to you!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
10-12-05
It's ok Mr. Bojangles. We'll make it alright. What's that Mr. Bojangles? You're hungry? I'll bet that little girl will be so scrumptious
HEY! I'm a BOY!!!
No Mr. Bojangles! You'd surely choke. You're a lady! Better leave the dirty things to a REAL man. I'll handle the rest...
I meant GIRL!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
10-12-05

 

by RedfeatheR
10-13-05
PREPARE FOR THE CORNHOLEING!!!
Does it matter that I'm not gay?
IT DOES NOT MATTEEEERRRR!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
10-13-05
You are a snoWOman
You're a douchenozzle

 

by RedfeatheR
10-13-05
Excuse me. I don't spick Spanish very well. Could you teach me how to spick Spanish

 

by RedfeatheR
10-18-05
Something tells me we've hit up this house already
JUJYFRUIT!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
10-19-05
Special delivery!
What a coincidence, I have a "Special Delivery" for you too *chuckle*
Oh in that case, I have a Special, SPECIAL delivery for you.
Another coincidence... I just shit my pants. Like the Fonz does in that lost episode of "Happy Days"
AAEEEYYYY!!!

 

Why the fuck so glum?
by RedfeatheR, 10-20-05

 

I dunno... sushi kittens look kinda painful
Huh? Wh- OH No that's just a kitten nurseing on my ding-ding. This one on my hand is my sushi mitten
by RedfeatheR, 10-20-05

 

by RedfeatheR
10-20-05
Hello?
This because I'm black, isn't it?

 

by RedfeatheR
10-30-05

 

by RedfeatheR
11-10-05
I found myself staring at her chest. It was as flat as her humor
I need information. Mostly about those bugs bites on your chest
Oohh this is all my default !!! OH asiangirl1! I'm sorry for charging five dowa for your sucky sucky... Come back!
My father always said, "If there's no grass on the field... turn it over and play in the mud. It's the American way" My father was a great man
Judgeing by the strech rings around her little asshole she was 5.
"Two holes and a heartbeat", was her nickname... Mine was "Cockholster"
It was her!! THE COCKHOLSTER!!! asiangirl2 was the killer!!! She had been after "First Blood"... but to no avail. asiangirl1 was NO virgin... ...The fool...
The jig is up
I no jig, I gook

 

by RedfeatheR
11-21-05
Is it the seventh sepulchre of obsidian?...
...the eldritch wastes of Tartarus?...
hmm
A Kiligon's forehead?
It's my vagina, you silly goose

 

by RedfeatheR
11-24-05
I'm so lonely

 

by RedfeatheR
12-01-05
Happy AIDS day!!!
Shit yeah!!! Did you bring a cure?
Nope! It's More AIDS!!!
But that's what Santa gave me last year...

 

by RedfeatheR
1-02-06
I'm sorry... there's nothing I could do. Your child choked in his sleep... I'm so sorry
He's gone... Oh God... what could he have choked on? He had nothing in his crib with him... What could it have been, Jon?
4 hours earlier
zzzzzzzzzZZZZZIP

 

by RedfeatheR
1-03-06
ROCK AGAINST DRUGS!!!
Shit yeah!!!
CHRISTIANS AGAINST CHRIST!!!
Heavens yes!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
1-03-06
I'm not real
I'm not real
I'm not real

 

Both... and the same time, realized that they were no longer virgins… or strictly strait. Like two angels fallen from grace... they were lost but not unhappy
by RedfeatheR, 1-03-06

 

How does it feel being black in bed?
It's Great Tom. My dick is really big
by RedfeatheR, 1-03-06

 

Now isn't this nice?
by RedfeatheR, 1-03-06

 

Of course squirrels can't talk! What kind of stupid question is that?
by RedfeatheR, 1-03-06

 

That's that... I'm a widower
by RedfeatheR, 1-03-06

 

It just... doesn't...seem... I'm very uncomfortabl--
Just turn off the lights and shut the fuck up...
by RedfeatheR, 1-03-06

 

Fuck the children
by RedfeatheR, 1-03-06

 

LOLZ How funny was that?!
I don't know what the hell you're talking about. How funny was what?
by RedfeatheR, 1-03-06

 

Five seconds later Tim's anus shot out of his mouth. Lilly Tomlin was there to laugh
This is all your fault... Your's or Bush's... Both of you, nothing without Daddy
by RedfeatheR, 1-03-06

 

BLAH!
OH!! You scared me
by RedfeatheR, 1-06-06

 

By jove Pumpkin, what have we gotten ourselves into THIS time?
by RedfeatheR, 1-06-06

 

ohgod
He pissed his pants!!!
by RedfeatheR, 1-06-06

 

So, we are all gathered here today to witness William's decision to be baptized. It's been a long road since that whole "I want to have sex with my Mom" confession.
by RedfeatheR, 1-06-06

 

I'm overused as of late!!!
I'm a waste of 2,257 bytes
by RedfeatheR, 1-06-06

 

Dear me!
No, deer me
by RedfeatheR, 1-06-06

 

by RedfeatheR
1-06-06
*Knock* *Knock*
HOLYCHRISTGOD!!!
hello?
No more blind dates

 

by RedfeatheR
1-09-06
Jesus?
no
It's just that I'm so very hungr--
HEY! I didn't come to this earth to be Jesus, the Miracle Caterer!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
1-11-06
Well Sara, the results are in...
Doe doncteer, ganm my pwegnunt?
Nope. Kidney stones
Ids dad fwom aving senx wif wok staws?

 

by RedfeatheR
1-12-06
ooo
What's wrong?
Four hours earlier...
Wanna fuck?
..... yes

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