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by Solidification
8-06-05

 

by Solidification
8-06-05
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Insert narration whenever necessary.
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by Solidification
8-06-05
I think I'll make a new comic... It'll be about friends/how I make them.
DAVID MADE A COMIC. LEMME DO IT! I'LL JUST MAKE IT STUPID!
BLAKE AND DAVID MADE A COMIC! LEMME DO IT! I'LL JUST MAKE IT STUPID AND FUNNY!

 

by Solidification
8-06-05
I would like to formally say I'm sorry for the abrasiveness of my last comic. I did not mean to insult Brian and Blake just because they can make a joke and be funny when I can't.
...Wait a minute. I wasn't even TRYING to be funny with those comics.
No, stupids. I'm not really angry.
...YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU BOTH! I HOPE EVERYONE DIES! AND IF THEY DON'T, I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE WITH MY BARE EYEKNUCKLES! YES, EYEKNUCKLES! DAVEY THE WOODSMAN HAS SPOKEN!

 

by Solidification
8-06-05
So, here I am, with no real inspiration to make any humorous comics.
Message Received: Make a serial comic!
But what of?
Message Received: I dunno. Something offensive.
And so, a new series will be made by me. JUST YOU WAIT.
AHA! IT SHALL BE OF TWO IDIOTS WHO BATTLE OUT THEIR POLITICAL ISSUES!
Message Received: ...Kay...

 

by Solidification
8-06-05
Hello, I'm Conservative Bob. Bob is a very generic name for generic Southerners because all Southerners are hickish Conservatives. We all drink beer all day and wear stupid caps.
Hello, I'm Liberal Damien. My name is Damien because that's what all the cool kids like and cool kids hate Bush. You'll note my standard-issue emo attire all in black-and-white.
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This was just the introductory comic. We don't really have anything for you right now.
Yeah, so, like, do the obvious thing and wait.

 

by Solidification
8-06-05
My wife wants an abortion. I don't believe in abortions because abortion is murder.
Abortion is not murder. Now, killing animals just to feed humans. That's murder.
So, killing animals who have no conscious collective memory and the ability to correlate past memories to present experiences is murder, but deadening a heartbeat isn't?
But it's a woman's body and her right to choose.
Yeah, your mom probably didn't have a choice. I'm sure she'd have chosen to abort, too.

 

by Solidification
8-06-05
Stupid Bush and this stupid war. Oh, well, at least certain freedoms like abortion are okay, though at our rate, that'll be illegalized, too.
It's not even your body, asshole. What in Hell do you even CARE?
Bush is the Devil. The issue on abortion is that we don't know what's going on inside the woman's body with that little life. We can never TRULY understand someone, so it should just be her choice.
Right, so, we don't actually know what's in store for that little baby. Given that...
...Uh...
So, it's okay to kill off potential future leaders, but it's not okay to kill scummy drop-outs by sending them to the front of the lines in war?

 

by Solidification
8-06-05
Remember me saying I tend to get hurt every day? Haha, well, yeah...
OMGHAYZ1!1!!WUZUP!/1?! *click clack click*
Message Received: I got engaged
Note my usual calm, cool, collective manner.
...I'm very happy for you, kiddo. *click clack click*
Message Received: Thanks! ^.^
Yeah. It's really eating me up inside.
I wonder where those cyanide pills are...
Message Received: So, yeah, it's really nice blah blah blah blah blah...

 

by Solidification
8-07-05
I really do not know why I am putting this on the most public areas.
To put it simply, don't fret over me. It was my own fault I asked what I did, and you simply answered my question.
I screw up too often and walk into things myself. Nobody's fault but my own.
It only hurt because I care about you and thought you felt the same way, but it seems more like you really were caught up in the moment.
You still mean just as much to me as before--that won't change. But now, I simply need to lie to myself a little and convince myself of a few things to make me feel better.
I'm sorry for putting stress on you. I don't mean to do that, really.
So, yeah, don't worry about me. I don't like it when people do because, except for Blake, I've never truly known anyone to do that, and it scares me a little.
I believe everything happens for a reason. Now I just need some time to figure that reason out.

 

by Solidification
8-07-05
In panels 2 and 3, read Bob's stuff first.
*typing* This war on Iraq is about as meaningless as every other war. War in itself is stupid. War has never done any good.
And where do you think that new-age computer came from? Or even your satellite connection, or satellite technology of any kind? You'd still be on an old clunker with dial-up, and that'd be new!
Oh, please. You're just some pro-Bush hick who can't think straight.
In case you totally forgot, war boosts the economy and the demand for scientific, technological, medical, and satellite breakthroughs. And it curbs our population problem.
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So, it's okay to complain about something you not only will never face given your attitude, but also you'll never even TRY and prevent? Idiot.

 

by Solidification
8-07-05
YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE AN ABLE-BODIED YOUNG ADULT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE YOUR LIFE FOR AN UNNECESSARY WAR TO SERVE YOUR COUNTRY!
It's people like you that desolate entire countrylands and states. Are you not even aware that anything that could be solved with violence can be solved with words.
VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER WHEN WORDS CANNOT BE EXCHANGED BECAUSE OF FAULTY MISCOMMUNICATIONS, INTELLIGENCE, AND MEDIA IMMERSIONS!
Dude, get a clue. Nobody on Earth wants war and death and destruction.
Nobody wants potential threats to their regimes and rules, either.
Oh...

 

by Solidification
8-07-05
The whole Democratic Instillation is simply not working in Iraq. It wasn't meant to nor will it ever.
In case you totally missed it, it took the US a good long while to finally get its act together after the American Revolution and not only be a state, but an OFFICIAL state.
You can't say that. The means to create the US was different than the means to create a new Iraq. It's a moot point.
Oh, right, because technological and economical eras somehow interfere with instillations of political centrifuges that would then span out to able-bodied-ly govern an entire state.
..Yes, "instillation" is a word and is not equated with "installation."
Governments don't have to start in a middle-point and then span out to ensure prosperity of the whole.
Yes they do. Otherwise, they become imperialistic empires and are doomed to fail. Sure, we turned imperialistic, but we didn't start out that way, idiot. Go look at all the battle-ready states of old.

 

by Solidification
8-07-05
What? You mean, like, Rome? They failed because of a variety of reasons from lead poisoning to their inability to govern the entirety.
And that last point is exactly it. Why do you think we are the way we are now? We saw imperialism unable to coincide with isolationism so we dropped both by the World Wars.
What does this have to do with Democratic Instillation in Iraq or any other country?
Because while you idiots think we're acting on imperialism, we're simply setting up a foundation for IMPROVEMENT. It may or may not work, but it worked for us, so if we apply our own abilities...
Those blank lines are my means of A talking, then B, then A again without having to make another panel.
...It might work for them. And if it doesn't work? ___________ ____________ ___________ ____________ _____________ Oh.
So, what? We at least TRIED. While you bitch and cry because things don't work IMMEDIATELY for you because you can't think long-term, we're putting forth EFFORTS expecting LONG-TERM results.

 

by Solidification
8-07-05
...You're prettier than I am.
That's better...

 

by Solidification
8-07-05
You care about me, I know, and that's very sweet. But maybe it's just time to stop caring about me. Well, not entirely, but not care as much as you make me think you do. Like make me a generic friend.
As for Conservative Bob, LOOK at him. He LOOKS like a hick, and that's my point. Most people think Conservatives are stupid hicks. He's clearly not.
...Why am I talking to a mirror?

 

by Solidification
8-07-05
Honey, I'm home.
PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT!
Oh, come on. You always play that. Let's have some "together" time, if you know what I mean *flirt*
PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT!
Love you, Sara! :D
Message Received: I just don't know what to do with him anymore...
GRAH! I WOULD HIT YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF EVERY SINGLE DAY! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?!?!?!?!??!

 

by Solidification
8-07-05
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!
Just tell Peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were out getting stoned.
It's so sad...
...He'll understand.
|S|T|A|R|F|O|X|6|4| -my antidrug
WHY?!?!?!?

 

by Solidification
8-09-05
*click clack click* The answer is simple. Just go for it.
Message Received: So, what should I do?
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*click clack click* EAR SEX! PLEASE!
Message Received: Thought you'd never ask. Be over in a few Davey-Wavey Hunneybunchkins!

 

by Solidification
8-10-05
Ah, Mrs. Luscomb. The best math teacher I ever knew and my favorite teacher in high school. Had her for three years!
Hey! Mrs. Luscomb! It's great seeing you again!
David! Wow! It's good to see you! How are you doing?!
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...MUST you stare at me like that?

 

by Solidification
8-10-05
Hrm. I think it's time to add some more pictures in the ole MySpace.
Lemme just snap some pictures, here... *flash click snap flash* Yeah, looking sexy...
You have to read the comment of a certain picture in my MySpace to understand this one...
Now, where's that econo-size bottle of shampoo?

 

by Solidification
8-11-05
About a year ago, Brandon taught me how to make a molotov cocktail.
It's really not that hard.
Although, there's a reason I was never on the baseball team...

 

by Solidification
8-11-05
99% of my friends do this, I swear.
What did you do today? *click clack click*
Message Received: I saw a movie.
Nothing is nearly as annoying as having to break through people to find out simple things.
...What movie did you see? *click clack click*
Message Received: *insert movie name here*
"I guess so" is what I usually get for these questions. THANKS FOR WASTING 10 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.
...Did you like it? *click clack click*
Message Received: I guess so.

 

by Solidification
8-15-05
I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!
Good, now that she's distracted, I can attempt to have a life.
UH-HUH THIS IS MY SHIT! EVERYBODY STOMP YA FEET LIKE THIS!
FEW TIMES I BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT! 'CUZ I AIN'T NO--hey... Where'd you go?

 

by Solidification
8-15-05
...I think you KNOW what's going on in my mind.

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