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I realize I have been producing material that I feel has been of poor quality.
And for that, I apologize.
You my 8.3 readers out there, deserve better.
So the story will continue once I come up with better ideas.
Hopefully, I will come up with quality material.
Hopefully. In closing, I realize I am pathetic, and apologize once again.

 

So Teleportato, the jungle pervert has unlocked your true powers at long last?
Spud.
But you must go to my brother Bob McFeely to unlock his greatest power.
Bob McFeely? XD
He is better known as Dirty Bob. He lives under a railroad bridge.
I see.

 

This is it. Dirty Bob's bridge. Now I will unlock the great powers of the Teleportato!
But first, a disguise.
Nyao.

 

Nyao.
What da FUCK!?
Nyao.
Pussy!
Nyao.
Dirtay Bob! Bring yo' bitchass ova here!

 

Hello, Dirty Bob!
Hello, oh the Teleportato. I suppose you want me to awaken its powers.
Yesh.
Ok, hand it over.
Eeee.
"Spuuuuuuuuuuuud." "Oh you like it dirty, don't you?"

 

(Insert egocentric music here)
Ooh.
Wazzat?
(Translation: My power is complete! Drinks all around!)
Spud.

 

Yay! I'm so happy that the teleportato is finally at full power which mean we can now go after Sprinkles and destroy his evil cuteness once and for all, hopefully he won't have any more grenades this
time, I really don't want to go back to that island with the weird green 'aaaah' guy he creeped me out, maybe I should stop to take a breath since I've been talking nonstop for a while, what's that?
Stop!
(Swallow.) Ok............

 

I'm back, with a new name and an old look.
I think I swallowed a fairy!
What?
I'm back, with a new name and an old look.
*choke*
Silva?
I'm back, with a new name and an old look.
*twitch*
Oh dear.

 

Sorry about the repeated narration in the last one.
I forgot about it when I cloned the panel.
I'm an ass.

 

Your enemy is no more!
Wheeeeeeee!
Now who will defeat happiness?
Shall we commence the invasion?
Yes! And thank you for delivering this wonderful news to me, Mr. Buttons!
Jackass.

 

Where the hell am I?
What the........
Remember me?
Yesh. You're that cute pumpkin of death.
I havecome to reveal the next plot................

 

Go on........
The saga has not ended. A new chapter is being written.
But I'm dead.
For now.............
I can't beat Sprinkles with ghost power.
Once I explode, your truest form will emerge. And then the new saga will begin.

 

Ready?
BEHOLD +ROBOT, KING OF MACHINES!

 

+ROBOT reveals his new identity.
Now I am +ROBOT, king of machines, and I will defeat Sprinkles!
King?
Well, he's a robot. I don't think gender applies.
I DON'T CARE! I WILL KILL ON MY OWN TERMS!
Ok.
Kill all you like, Muffin.
Now to defeat the evil one!
Indeed.

 

I felt this character should get more attention.
I can't be a hero anymore. I'm too cowardly. So I have to get a new job.
*Searching*
Hm?
*Beep*
A job at he local TV station! Yesh!

 

All right Mr. uhhh.... Spyghmoman, the job is yours. You are now president of project development.
When do I start, common computer nerd?
Never, if you keep calling me that.
Sorry. It makes me feel big.
You should go far at the FOX network, then.

 

Spyghmoman went home after getting the new job, and thought back to his childhood, when his mother gave him some advice.
Always remember, son, life is full of opportunity. You can be anything you want.
Thanks, Mom!
Hey, Big Lesbian Nell! Let's go *wrestle!*
I have to go. sweetie.
Night, Mom.

 

Over the next few days, Sphygmoman developed several new ideas for TV shows.
I am so glad I took this job. I can let my creativity soar.
:)
Now, to brainstorm!
Maybe he should get a second job, just in case.
Uhhhhhhh................

 

Now that I have returned, there will be new adventures!
New plots! New material!
I just hope someone actually enjoys this!

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