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by Wilgo
4-08-03
http://www.stopwar.org.uk/

 

by Wilgo
4-08-03
"chill out whatchya waitin' for.."
"lay back nanaana done before.."
oh hey
man your bathroom stinks

 

by Wilgo
4-08-03
dying for their sins was a noble cause, but what i'm saying is.. is.. umm
quit beating around the bush and just say it!
no no, nothing.
get out of my house!

 

by Wilgo
4-09-03
he is watching
...pssssssssss
television.

 

by Wilgo
4-09-03
it wasn't supposed to be this way
by the will of all we were supposed to be victorious!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
hey, no one put a gun up to your head

 

by Wilgo
4-09-03
so i guess we just have to be more clear or whatever, right?
fuck that shit
let me give this a try.. How's this? Is this any good? Notice the puncuation and capitalization and stuff?
pheh
what?
you're such a faggot, i swear to god.

 

by Wilgo
4-09-03
Any plans for the weekend?
I'm probably going to go make it snow in canada for another three weeks or so
cool
yeah
frrraaaaaaaaaaaaaapp !
oh boy, excuse me
I warned you against that last burrito, did i not!?

 

by Wilgo
4-09-03
So uh, seven pounds of crack, three dozen black market copies of lord of the rings 3..
..twenty-eight armed sniper rifles and i think i saw a few dead bodies in the basement.
el poder de Lucifer me mueve. mata la policía

 

by Wilgo
4-09-03
some things
are better off
left unsaid

 

by Wilgo
4-09-03
HEY IS THIS THING DOWN HERE SOME SORT OF ART PIECE OR SOMETHING?!!
higher
WHAT?!!
I SAID IS THIS THING Ss.... aw fuck it... I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND GRAB A BEER FROM YOUR FRIDGE, OKAY?!!

 

by Wilgo
4-09-03
Hey, i've been meaning to ask; what is up with all those christmas trees at your house?
What, you didn't like 'em?
no dude, it was just that there were so many..
I happen to like christmas trees.. z'all.
..felt like I was at a cemetary.

 

by Wilgo
4-14-03
this is a situation without an ending.
yep
i'm not leaving my stool and he's not going to give me his
damn sho
i hate you so much
meeehh!

 

by Wilgo
10-08-03
you loved me once
we made plans to build a family and own a big colonial house with a cute picket fence
the blow-dryer is broken

 

by Wilgo
10-08-03
one mcsushi wrap and a soy based beverage coming right up.
merci
KISH!
...
do you like macy gray?
no.

 

by Wilgo
10-08-03
hey kid, i got stuck in this manhole here. Do you want to maybe give me a hand?
as if
pardon? so you're just going to sit there while I sink down to my demise.
it ain't happenin'
you fucken brat!
kicking you in the face sounds like a lot of fun right now.

 

by Wilgo
10-08-03
i beat people up all the time.
hasn't really gotten me anywhere.
i just beat people up all the time.
yes. do you take sugar?

 

by Wilgo
10-08-03
yes, two please. no cream.
so you beat people up and..?
and? there's not much more
right. well that sounds super. are you, uh, fulfilled?
no.
i see

 

by Wilgo
10-08-03
I don't think I can give you this cup.
and why the hell not?
can't you see? it's that thing you just told me. you have to follow me on this one..
i can't promise I won't beat you up
yes but we're still not eye-to-eye on this one

 

by Wilgo
10-08-03
ok, i think i'm getting it. I beat you up and you end up in critical condition, right?
not quite.
later
so I beat him up; ripped him apart.
you can't keep doing this
listen, i'm sorry.
no no. don't apologize, this is your coffee but I won't give it to you.

 

by Wilgo
10-08-03
I didn't get along with the other guy. I had to beat him up, and i'll do the same with you.
ha ha, no you won't
oh I think I will
violence against your fellow man is a horrible sin, my son. you must let God in your heart to guide you on the right path of righteousness.
later
so where were we going with this?

 

by Wilgo
10-12-03
I had to beat him up. There was like no other way.
yes, yes. I see.
I don't think there's a cure for my condition, Doctor.
Ha, Don't be fooled; I'm no doctor, but I think I know how I can help you. Follow me.

 

by Wilgo
10-12-03
And so the medic followed by his patient cross the eternal desert.
With only the strength of will to guide them, they follow their path.
Forward! On now, to the cerebral mark to which they are destined.

 

by Wilgo
10-12-03
Alright, now you have to go hide in that stack of hay.
nhh
come see this.

 

by Wilgo
10-12-03
Many years later.
the thought of it drives me mad
Listen, dah-ling, you got nuthin to worry about.
QUIET! You're worse than the cauliflower growing on your mother's dick.
;(
I curse the day I let you live.
Yeah, and it still burns!!

 

by Wilgo
10-12-03
We have to figure out what to do with the, um; the others.
I got it covered, dah-ling. Don't go getting your feather in a knot.
One day, hortensia, one day you will see. We will make eveything like we said.
It will be beautful. Oh yes, very bright.
But now, sadly, we still have those others to worry about.

 

by Wilgo
10-12-03
shall we scare them?
I think it's a marvelous idea, sugar-lips!

 

by Wilgo
10-12-03
where has he gone?
His memory is so fresh in my mind.
I can take you there.
Where are you going?

 

by Wilgo
10-13-03
Please; wait.
We must hurry.

 

by Wilgo
10-13-03
Those two are definately prime targets for my insatiable fighting urge.
right-o
Their deaths will be slow and painful.
Absolutely fabulous, dah-ling.
Are you sure this is the right way?
Will you shut-up?!

 

by Wilgo
10-13-03
oh ya, oh ya. i've been here, like I am standing in front of you since, dang, since I can remember.
oh, such a sad fate. You poor creature. The patient and I have been around these parts for a long time as well.
not nearly as long as you
So I don't do much. I just go over there sometimes. I usually come back, though.
Terrific.

 

by Wilgo
10-13-03
This is it. They are in a house over those hills. Allow me to go first so I can speak with them.
Hello. It is I, a bird. I bring pleasant tidings to the mistress of the house.
Good to see you, marvelous, marvelous. Come in, why don't you!

 

by Wilgo
10-13-03
This is it. They are in a house over those hills. Allow me to go first so I can speak with them.
Hello. It is I, a bird. I bring pleasant tidings to the mistress of the house.
Good to see you, marvelous, marvelous. Come in, why don't you!

 

by Wilgo
10-19-03
You have a visitor, Yiu-Gongo
so you must undersatnd the sad burden I place upon you; A boy and his girl are meant to be together..
Yiu-Gongo now faces the most important task of his life.

 

by Wilgo
10-19-03
My sweet sweet little child. Our lives in this prison are soon to meet an end. Please seek comfort in the fact that I might not live after all this is over.
you have to kill the ones who keep us, daddy. You have to chop them up into a squirting mess.
You are wise beyond your years. I hope your life shall be one of an emperor.
True, daddy. Truth is the finest of all weapons.

 

by Wilgo
10-20-03
ha ya ha ha
cheeky. oh so very cheeky, dah-ling.
they are so foolish.

 

by Wilgo
10-20-03
that bird was rather intrusive, won't you agree?
oh no, dah-ling. not at all. She just came over for a little heart to heart with Yiu-Gongo from our prison.
this deserves an investigation.
you worry too much, cupcake. C'mon let's go over and buy some popsicles.
they'll kill us if they find us.
He will not fail.

 

by Wilgo
10-20-03
if I don't beat someone up soon my head is going to explode.
right. Just relax and stay focused, everything is going to be all right.
I hear footsteps.
Yiu-Gongo is coming.
can I beat him up?
I think that's the point.

 

by Wilgo
10-20-03
crash
ka-pow
outrageous, dah-ling. i'm so hot.

 

by Wilgo
10-20-03
Please! As my last request I'd like for you to chop me up into six pieces and place them into this box. Then I'd ask that you kindly set the box with my pieces on fire. uch
okay
The patient did as he was told.
Standing there for all those hours, he realized what was missing in his life. At last he felt insipired. He saw the light, and knew things were never to be the same.

 

by Wilgo
10-20-03
They destroyed us! Those filthy rotten bugggers! AFTER ALL WE HAVE DONE FOR THEM!
The part that bugs me most about it is all the mess. I mean for pity's sake, but who the hell is going to clean all this up?
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
It certainly will not be me, dah-ling.
Oh, c'mon. Let's go home to our wives.
I just fucking wish we could've done them all at once.

 

by Wilgo
10-20-03

 

by Wilgo
10-20-03
I won't ever leave your sight.
I'd find you wherever you'd go.
Good one.

 

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by Wilgo
10-20-03
ha ha. You thought you could get rid of me, dah-ling. Well it aint happeing, youu see? HA! You're the fool and I'm the dinosaur. HAH HAH HAH

 

by Wilgo
10-20-03
A promise, daddy, must always be kept.
My promise will come true soon, and then daddy.. THEN they will see.
Your death will not go down in vain.

 

by Wilgo
10-21-03
soon daddy, soon.

 

by Wilgo
10-21-03
I hope I made it right. It was..
black, with six cubes of sugar.
right.
oh, why thank you. That was very quick, and polite.
Why don't you fly on over here and take it yourself?
chirp?

 

by Wilgo
10-21-03
Can I ask you a serious question?
Of course!
Well, I dunno. It's just that I'm starting to think tthis is all very silly. I feel as if I've painted myself into a corner.
there's a ladder in the garage. Dang, I think we even have some thinner.
See you're not getting it.
Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you about that.

 

by Wilgo
10-22-03
Oh no, Medic has returned. Ugh, and he's coming over here.
You deal with him.
Hello Medic. So very pleasant to see you; returning from your studies.
HA! Yoji, you have no idea! It was a good one, indeed. The patient was rather cranky and obnoxious at times, but tolerable for the most part.
@#$%!!
We had to take him over to see The Asiantwins; What a sad endurance that was. Then, at last, the fortune was told and the events took place. A lovely ending.

 

by Wilgo
10-22-03
My doctor says this place is perfect.
Following your doctor on a eight hour trip to the enchanted valley isn't exactly my idea of a honey-moon.
It aint bad. It's got a lot a lot of trees we can go climb in.
I don't like splinters.
WHOA! You have to stop dying your hair every three hours!
!

 

by Wilgo
10-22-03
So why don't you tell the folks out there what you told me earlier. All that shit about the patient.
Right. Well we both learned much about ourselves in the months we spent together. He was the hyper-aggitator, and I his healer.
yes yes
The conclusion was very simple. He, the patient, was a servant of his own will. He would do anything to win a fight, even pull out a limb.
ouch

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