All comics by akirajim

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by akirajim
11-15-02
Alright, Pedro, it's back to Mexico with you.

 

by akirajim
11-17-02
Hey baby...
You ever tasted demon cock before?
Yes!

 

by akirajim
11-17-02
I succeeded in impregnating a mortal woman, master.
That was a man, you moron.
Now go back to Earth and do it right.
But he had a vagina!

 

by akirajim
11-17-02
This one's too fat.
This one's too ugly.
This one's just right!

 

by akirajim
11-17-02
Are you gay or something?
Why? Are you propositioning me?
I'll ask the questions here.
Oooooh, he's a big strong man, is he?
Are you gay?
Yes.

 

by akirajim
11-17-02
Thanks for letting me stay in your garage.
Okay, okay, just don't tell my bitch wife. Lucifer's a real asshole to kick you out of Hell just because you're a fag, man.
Hey, have you met my son?
No.
You think you could tell me whether or not he's gay? Cause I have my suspicions.

 

by akirajim
11-17-02
Your son isn't gay.
How could you tell?
He didn't like it when I forced him to suck my cock.
I'm so glad!

 

by akirajim
11-17-02
Nobody loves an impotent robot... *SOB*
I love you!
Who are you?

 

by akirajim
11-18-02
What are you doing?
Putting up posters.
What do they say?
Wanted: The One That Got Away. You: Impotent Red Robot...
Me: Dashing Young Billionaire With a Humongous Schlong

 

by akirajim
11-19-02
What would you do, Jesus?
Molest some children.
Dammit, Jesus, you always say that!

 

by akirajim
11-21-02
Okay, I'm back. If I let you have your way with me, will you get me a cock implant?
I don't see why not.
Then get to the sodomizing.
But first a serenade!
I-I-I-I will always loooooove yooooouuuu / I-I-I-I-I will always love yoooooouuuu

 

by akirajim
11-21-02

 

by akirajim
11-21-02
Oh no, codehappykid and punkrockskaboy
are prisoners in a concentration camp.
They shall surely die!

 

by akirajim
11-21-02
Of donkeyschlongs
and ladyscrotums.
Of pride
and the prejudiced.
Of men and
(CHOKES ON COCK)

 

by akirajim
11-21-02
YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME? YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME?
I'LL BUST YOUR JAW OPEN WITH A BAT AND PULL YOUR HEAD BACK UNTIL YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR OWN BLOOD!
YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME?
For five bucks, sure.

 

by akirajim
11-25-02
This day just gets better and better!

 

by akirajim
11-25-02
Hey buddy, can you spare a dime?
Wow...a talking donkey!
My mouth is good for other things too, pal
Holy Crap!...Really?
Yeah, like sucking dick!

 

by akirajim
11-25-02
I SUCK DICKS.

 

by akirajim
11-25-02
I hate you!
I hate you more!
I hope you drop dead!
I hope it's while my dick's in your mouth!

 

by akirajim
11-26-02
You misused me!
And how can I ever repent?
ph33r me
owned
MOO
Now THAT'S entertainment!

 

by akirajim
11-26-02
Because they won't smoke my sausage.

 

by akirajim
11-27-02
That was a lovely dinner, but now I've got to pee.
But I don't have a toilet!
So I guess you'll just have to...
NO GODDAMMIT I WILL NOT USE YOUR MOUTH AS A TOILET!
It was just a suggestion.

 

by akirajim
11-30-02
I make you cum for five dolla, mister. I give you the fat dick erection!
I'm strangely aroused! But isn't she a little young?
Don't worry, I no tell.
Why not?
Cuz Father O'Brien say kid who tell is go to hell.
WE'RE BOTH PSYCHIC!

 

by akirajim
11-30-02
Wrestling superstar Randy Savage was found dead in his home today...
Cause of death is unknown but police say it was murder...
I WISH I WERE AN INTERNATIONAL SUPERSPY SO I COULD POSE AS AN AUTOPSY DOCTOR AND MAKE THE CORPSE FELLATE ME

 

by akirajim
12-02-02
No rest for the wicked.

 

by akirajim
12-07-02
...Slant-eyed whore... lick my meat flower...
...I'll lick that stinky gook pussy...

 

by akirajim
12-07-02
What? I can become a billionaire merely by sending five thousand dollars to Nigeria?!
Okay...
Well whatdayaknow? It worked and now I'm a billionaire!
THAT'TH FABULOUTH!

 

by akirajim
12-07-02
I'm here to pick up my welfare check.
We're not giving you welfare money anymore.
And why the hell not?!
Because you're rich.
This is class discrimination at its worst!

 

by akirajim
12-08-02
Master! There's an emergency!
Now now, Servo, I'm not listening to you until you call me by my proper name.
Master Bater.
Tee hee.

 

by akirajim
12-08-02
Now what is it, Servo?
All you're money's gone!
What?! How?!
The IRS stole it.
...and so now I'm a homeless panhandler.
MUTHAFUCK THE PO-LICE!

 

by akirajim
12-10-02
So I got evicted from my apartment last week, and I thought...
..."maybe it's finally time to end it all."

 

by akirajim
12-10-02
I forgot what was happening!
Wait a minute and I'll tell you!
But I remembered dcomposed was giving up.
But I'm still impotent!
So...
The end. And they lived happily ever after in the billionaire's parents' basement.

 

by akirajim
12-12-02
I want some pussy.

 

by akirajim
12-21-02
Godammit! I just want to fuck something!
What's this...?
Hello.
Have you accepted Christ into your life?
What? Christ? Is he another one of those assclown disco dancers?

 

by akirajim
12-21-02
Huh huh... Can ah touch yer vagina, lady?
Later...
Oh yeah, honey. Y'all suck better 'n disco!
Deeper, baby, deeper.
Masturbation ain't so fulfilling no more.
Oh yeah, bitch, swallow that fat load.

 

by akirajim
12-23-02
that si no good
blowing
i liek to draw picturs
caus picturs si good ! ! !

 

by akirajim
12-29-02
Congratulations, you've got AIDS.
Dammit!
Now everyone will think I'm a fag!

 

by akirajim
12-29-02
I'm gonna become a citizen.
Maybe.
I think I'm turning Japanese.

 

by akirajim
12-29-02
Can you tell me the way to the pizza parlor?
Take a left at the intersection and walk two blocks down.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

 

by akirajim
12-29-02
Michael Jackson!

 

by akirajim
1-06-03
I'm getting my teeth whitened tomorrow.
I had that done last week.
A word of advice...
The dentist breaks your ribs if you don't swallow.

 

by akirajim
1-16-03
I've got the coathanger, Mrs. Strong.
Just jam it in, then, hon.
Okay... Wait, did I just hear a squeal?
Nah, probably just a pussy fart.

 

by akirajim
2-20-03
Thus man invented fire, and it was good.
But not good enough.

 

by akirajim
7-10-03
What are you doing out of your room, old lady?
What? But I-
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW! AND GO SIT IN THE CORNER BEFORE I SPANK YOU!
Oh... Okay.
Sometimes I like to pretend I work here.

 

by akirajim
7-10-03
What's wrong with you? Hm, let's see...
There was that time you gassed a nursery full of kids...
*choke* Help me, Miss Love, I don't wanna die! *hack*
*hack* I'm sorry, little Susie. I'm so sorry... *cough*
But it was funny!

 

by akirajim
7-11-03
What the hell's wrong with your face?
I have cancer. But it's not serious.
Oh, so you're gonna be okay?
No.
AIDS is funny!
I also have AIDS.

 

by akirajim
7-11-03
I think you're alienating people by being so pushy.
Et tu, brad?!
Who are you, again?

 

by akirajim
7-15-03
Gia, we got invited to the ultimate caver challenge!
That's great, Mom, but how does that affect me?
Well, since they're not allowing pets, we need you to feed the dog.
Probably wouldn't hurt to give her a bath, either.
So you'll do it?
I'm on that like punkrockskaboy's lips on akirajim's dick.

 

by akirajim
7-15-03
hee hee! tither!
YOU SUCK!
Hey, bucko, my name is wenisinfurs, and my dick is longer than your arm!
...

 

by akirajim
7-15-03
i'm running out of ideas for comics, gary
poop is funny
i was hoping to raise the bar a little, you know?
maybe i could do something with abortion
will you poop in my mouth?

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