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JESUS by argh 5-25-04
I AM JESUS! YEAH I KNOW	PRAISE ME!! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!	I LEFT JESUS ALONE IN THAT EVIL VALLEY OF DOOM AND WHALES OH GREAT. NOW I'M ALONE AGAIN. HEY LOOK A DEER! (NOT HERE AT THE MOMENT)

 

JESUS PART 2! by argh 5-25-04
OH I SEE YOU'RE BACK. NOW PRAISE ME! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!	YES I AM! WOAH THERE BUDDY, I THINK YOU SHOULD STEP OFF!	WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS YOUR PROBLEM? i have mental issues. and i just don't like you.

 

spastic by argh 5-25-04
woah omg i'm really spastic! omg me too!	how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? i dunno, how many?	jk emo kids, i love you it doesn't matter because they're all cut up in barrells in my basement. :0

 

is this some sort of sick joke? by argh 5-25-04
what's red and purple and squeals? i dunno	a skinned baby in a bag of salt eww	eww also what's red bubbly and claws at the window? a baby in the microwave

 

the south park movie is super awesome by argh 5-25-04
		i hate you kenny

 

HEY KID!! I'M A COMPUTA!! by argh 5-26-04
ah hell no, wassup dawg? rarr!	ahh! HEY KID!	I'M A COMPUTA!! eh?

 

deadsy=yum by argh 5-26-04
sweet jesus deadsy is the best band ever	ever ever	ever ever

 

damn hippie by argh 5-26-04
gimme a piece of gum please i need a piece of gum no	oh i see how it is. you're hoarding it all for yourself, aren't you? yes	damn haha!

 

you just got punk'd, bitch by argh 5-26-04
my name is rachel ok	*stifled giggles* what's so funny?	HA! MY NAME ISN'T RACHEL! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS, BUT IT WASN'T! YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!!! FUCK YOU. THAT WASN'T FUNNY.

 

this comic is crazy as richard simmons yo by argh 5-26-04
why does everyone buy this crazy pirate stuff? all these people go to hot topic and buy these dumb pirate stuff but if pirate stuff wasn't at hot topic they would've never noticed pirates HA FUCK	a dandy dream stfu hhahahahahah NOT FUNNY! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	SPAZZZZZZZZ SPAZZZZZZZZZZ LUKEMIA...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (you aren't a god damn pirate) jerome bettis has asthma or however you spell it THAT'S WHAT MRS LOMBARDI SAID

 

my brain just died by argh 5-26-04
my brain just died		yo

 

nope! by argh 5-28-04
omg omg it's party time at chuck e cheeses! no it's not	omg omg omg omg omg nope	nope? yep.

 

your creator!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NO by argh 5-28-04
that pencil! damn it to hell!	I am so happy	i am loved!!

 

you put the itch in bitch by argh 5-28-04
i hate you well you put the NO in TECHNO!	well you put the ITCH in BITCH!! what? how do i put the itch in bitch?	do i make you itch or something? grrr

 

i don't know by argh 5-29-04
oh damn tru dat, bro	ha, no wat u b sayin?	SHUT UP yo i just got served

 

<3 by argh 6-07-04
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?	EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER?	<3 AH, I SEE.

 

fun times by argh 6-07-04
woah eh	PET DANDER!! *CAT TURNS HEAD*	it's fun to watch infomercials while drunk. everything is funnier HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

i should leave this one untitled but i kinda titled it so fu by argh 6-07-04
pshhoom pshhoom pshoomm kapow boom	pow pow pow pow shrooooom	wha no

 

my happy place by argh 6-07-04
haha	haha	woah it's my happy place!! YAY!!!!

 

i'm talking to inanimate objects by argh 6-07-04
hello	hello	hello

 

to infinity and beyond by argh 6-08-04
to infinity, and beyond! yea!	awesome! cool!	... super! fantastic!

 

you have disobeyed authority by argh 6-08-04
do do do do do stop!	omg omg stop what? stop your babbling!	ahh NO! rotfl lol asap brb bbl lmao glwup you have disobeyed authority... YOU MUST DIE!

 

you have disobeyed authority 2 by argh 6-08-04
ahem... As I was saying.. YOU MUST DIE FOR DISOBEYING AUTHORITY!!! OH NO!!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!	OH DAMN. COME BACK YOU STUPID WHORE!!! *runs away*	YOU ARE NUCKING FUTS!!! HHAAHAHAHAHHA NO. OH DAMN THIS SUCKS. *not here on a count of she ran away*

 

give me meow mix by argh 6-08-04
i want meow mix... oh don't you dare sing that song	give me meow mix... AW HELL NO!! SHIT'S GONNA GO DOWN IF YOU SING THAT SONG!!!	MEOW MIX MEOW MIX GIVE ME MEOW MIX!!!!!!!!!!! *dead*

 

meow mix commercial, yo by argh 6-08-04
blah blah blah.... *ring ring*	oh there goes my cell phone. Hello? meow.	OMG IT'S MY CAT BAXTER!! OMG OMG!!! OMFUCKING G!!! BAXTER!!! MY CAT BAXTER CALLED ME ON THE TELEPHONE TO SING TO ME!!!!!!! HOORAY!!!! you fucking spaz just give me food dammit

 

i don't know what to call this one by argh 6-19-04
I have something to tell you... ok what	I'm gay...	To be continued

 

salami by argh 6-19-04
what the fuck	my dad is such an asshole	gross and he eats salami eww

 

The day walker texas ranger wanted some kool aid by argh 7-02-04
hey mister! you want some kool aid? YEAH! I DO!!	walker texas ranger beats the shit out of amber	*dead* i'll be taking that kool aid...

 

die die die die by argh 7-05-04
		DIE my parents... well they can just go fuck themselves, slit each others throats, throw themselves off a fucking cliff, and fucking die :)

 

louder, you fool! by argh 7-05-04
	my volume won't go any louder	random outbursts, because master of puppets is most enjoyable when very very loud ... FUCK!!!!

 

in my dark place by argh 7-05-04
	*%$#@&^%fuckfuckfuck*%$#!@*&^%$

 

fuck you. i'll do what i want by argh 7-05-04
my mom is a bitch YOU'RE FRIEND'S A LIAR AND A SLUT!!!!! YOU ARE BANNED FROM SEEING HER!! FUCK FUCK I'M A BITCH!!!!!! YOU DAMN PYRO!!!! nice, mom. way to make me feel like a douche. get out of my fucking face you spaz you smell like beer	my dad is a bitch fuck fuck i'm a dickfaced asshole that wreaks of rotten salami. put yo damn fireworks away and no penises allowed in the house you bitch. fine. if guys aren't allowed in my room then we're going outside you fucking douchebag motherfucker.	fuck them and their stupid ways. i'll do what i fucking want fuck fuck fuck i hate you and your damn friends. go die you miserable piece of shit. if you would stop spazzing out then i would stop being miserable. i don't care if you hate me and my friends. i fucking hate you too. i've always hated you you fucking bastards. don't talk to me again

 

out of ideas by argh 7-05-04
ahh yes. the chicken. come in chicken. have a seat ok *sits down*	fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you *shoots chicken* *dead*	fuck you i have a cut on my hand and it fucking stings gah!!!

 

i be pissed off, bitch by argh 7-05-04
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what	i just want to die	i'll smack that fucking grin right off your face, bitch

 

mission accomplished by argh 7-05-04
i have nothing to make a comic about. any suggestions? hmm... maybe you could make one that is just stupid and pointless	hmmm...	MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

 

wigurube2-1 by argh 7-05-04
hey man guess what? i'm a super awesome spastic retard ..............woah	isn't that cool? huh huh huh huh? WHEN I GROW UP I'M GOING TO SPAZ OUT AND KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL oh fuck i just had a retard spasm yeah. that's wonderful.	gah!! *falls down a flight of stairs, snaps neck and dies after having a seizure* heh. my name is jesus 2

 

:'( by argh 7-05-04
: /	...	: (

 

the problem with having an evil friend by argh 7-09-04
at my friends house i'll see ya later, bye bye	when i get home hey where did my nail polish go? and my cds? and my movies?	stealing my stuff again DAMMIT! THAT BITCH!

 

finvkdrr idon't kjnow by argh 7-13-04
i'm dumb. no shit	watch yo language! and what if i don't? is jesus gonna kick my ass?	yes. he will. he'll kick your ass so bad your cousin jeff will feel it. we are all high!

 

go jeffrey go! by argh 7-18-04
hmm... you suck hey guess what. you suck even more.	nope. yeah you do. you suck so bad. you loser.	no you don't! don't question my authority! heh. i already did. i win.

 

the adventures of the awesome robots by argh 7-18-04
ooohh fuck it's cold in here yes. it's very cold.	i wish i had a blanket me too.	hey look it's jeffrey dahmer where?

 

what the commercial should be like by argh 7-18-04
abc presents... the show where we make whores live with cows and shit...	and they freak out like dumbasses... THE SIMPLE LIFE, MOTHERFUCKERS!	? this isn't where i parked my car

 

the adventures of the awesome robots part 2 by argh 7-18-04
it's jeffrey dahmer. he's right over there. but jeffrey dahmer is dead, you dumbass. it can't be him.	i swear that's him. he's the one in the blue shirt. he's holding a puppy. ahh what the fuck?	i dont wanna see that. let's go. ok. hurry up. walk faster.

 

russ scowls at pablo by argh 7-18-04
hmm... what the fuck is that thing staring at me for? teehee teehee	why don't you take a picture, dumbass? hello. *giggles*	what the hell? i'm leaving come back! i love you!

 

justing timberlake is a small asian girl by argh 7-19-04
hey look it's justin timberlake where?		ta da! woah

 

mr. mallarski by argh 8-08-04
mr. mallarski makes me laugh What do mr. mallarski and a ketchup bottle have in common? heh	well? you're both stupid fucking rednecks	GAH! haha

 

dont preach your religion to me, mr. mallarski by argh 8-08-04
SATAN! ahhh	SATAN! ahhh	mr. mallarski loves satan SATAN! why must you always scream at the little indian girls?

 

thank you advil by argh 8-08-04
Oh no! I have a headache! take some advil. It will rid you of all of your troubles.	wow thanks man. I sure hope this works It will, bitch. This is an advil commercial. Of course it's gonna work.	brought to you by glade plug-ins AHHH YES!!! THANK YOU ADVIL!!!! YAY ADVIL! LET'S REJOICE AND SIT ON A COUCH AND LAUGH, ON INTO THE NIGHT!

 

peachy by argh 8-18-04
millions of peaches peaches for me	millions of peaches peaches for free	uhh... yeah...

 

you sick fuck by argh 8-18-04
a song by cake i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooonnnnggg	...woah penis!	i had to do that heh. Wait that's not what they say! transformers robots in disguise

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